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    Your name is Mituna Captor, although your true name hardly matters anymore because to most you're simply the Helmsman.

    Your name is Jontan Egbert and you tried to make a change, but you failed. Now your close friend is dead, tortured because her blood was too bright a red. Now you're being wired into the ship of the Condesce herself, even though she already has a Helmsman.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    783
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Meenah Peixes comes into power over the whole universe. No one's sure why but it's a pretty good excuse to write smut with the vaguest underpinnings of plot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,658
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1376
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    3 sweeps after Tavros' death, Aradia and Terezi track down Vriska for revenge and closure.

    ~Canon divergence from Make Her Pay, where Tavros died instead of being crippled and Vriska didn't manage to kill Aradia. AU mix of Earth and Alternian cultures (they're still trolls and blood color still matters, but they also have lawyers and public parks).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,247
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    18
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    There has always been a recurring phrase throughout my life. The phrase used to confuse me when I was younger.

    Sit like a lady.

    Reason number one: What did it mean to sit like a lady? How does one differentiate male and female sitting?

    Reason number two: Why was I the one being told this?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,447
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1053
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    In Beforus, a strange birth gives Kankri's ancestor, Karkat, a complicated position in the Royal Court as the right hand man of the Empress incumbent. But when an untimely insult drives him to question his origins, he'll travel across the lands in search of answers, running into destined friends and enemies along the way. But what he learns may be way more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,757
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    6
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    “Please don’t hide in my room. “He murmurs, slightly dazed. “It’s worrying.”

     

    -Hiatus Over-

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,576
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    969
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    "Yeah, so um, I'm Dave Strider and you're hella hot."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,968
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    26
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    Your name is Dirk Strider and you're not sure what to do with yourself anymore.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,806
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    50
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    For years, it had been thought that mermaids were a myth. Only now do you know they aren't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,875
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    140
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    so yeah Kankri is a librarian and Cronus is the owner of a guitar shop. what else do you expect

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,607
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    351
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    Karkat assumes the role of the signless, hoping to succeed where he failed. Along the path to the final battle, the trolls encounter the humans, a species not even considered intelligent. Until now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,106
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    271
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    An alternate timeline story where Aradia becomes John's patron troll instead of Vriska, resulting in long-reaching consequences that sets up a different endgame than originally intended. Work in progress. (Now with more quirk fixes!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,071
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    834
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    'Are you mad at your parents? Don't want to spend Thanksgiving alone yet again? Well then I'm your guy. Yes, a dude for hire.

    Just send me an email and we can talk and do this on your terms. And what’s that you say, no price? How is such a choice deal like this up with out a price. Well, just a warm meal and the promise of a couple hours of fun is enough for me.

    And, if you really want to spice things up, I can do any of the following upon your request.

    Act drunk
    Ask about politics at the table
    Propose
    Break up
    Start a fist fight with your father on the lawn for all to see
    Check out other family members while you pretend to not to notice.
    Anything you come up with as long as it’s relatively PG'
    [AKA john hires dave to piss of his family on thanksgiving]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,851
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1255
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,485
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1324
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    You’re kind of a scrooge and it’s up to me to show you the true meaning of holiday spirit hallmark movie style....or not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,678
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    17
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    The question: What if Mindfang had arrived in time to save Dolorosa from Dualscar's wrath? "Beautiful Jewel" ends much differently now... and the entire Ancestor universe unfolds in unexpected ways!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    185,823
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    209
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3330
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    What happens when Karkat ends up caught and at the mercy of the Grand Highblood? Interesting things apparently. Is it possible for our dear mutant blood to change the heart of the one of the scariest trolls of Alternia? Well if you want to know or find out, you'll have to read the story....

    Strap in and join us in the absolute insanity that goes on in Highblood's castle....
    Might wanna pack some tissue....you might need it here and there...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145,919
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    4011
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    John Egbert planned for a nice and normal 18th birthday where his tattoo proclaiming the name of his soul mate would not be a major affair. Maybe a celebratory dinner and too much cake, but well that was why he invited Dave along. What he had not planned on was waking up with Dirk Strider's name on his back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,326
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    26
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    During one of his night walks Dirk finds something he had never seen before...

    This is this year's advent calendar of mine. Not sure if I'll be able to pull it off fully because this time it's a lot of work. If not I'll still try to finish it soon.
    Current: Dec 21

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    223

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