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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    2/?
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    3
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    12
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    2
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    "Wow," your laugh is more air than sound, disjoined. "Wow. Really?"

    "Yes," John's laughing, too. "Next week, Karkat. Next week."

    Next week. You get to see him next week. Next week you'll get to see that perfectly imperfect toothy smile of his. See him and touch him and- oh wow. John will be here next week. He'll be here with you. John made this happen. "Fuck you," you tell him, smiling.

    "Jerk," he answers, but it sounds soft and sweet.

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    Your brain acts like a ticking clock constantly, always been that way. You know the exact moment it’s going to happen, the exact minute you’ll feel your soul leave your body. You know the exact moment she’ll revive you, the exact moment when you’ll wake up in a completely different place. You know what’ll happen after that, too. For now you prepare, think over a million things to say to her to distract her from the fact that things aren’t going to be okay.

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    1,387
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    28
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    The number one rule of being the best man at a wedding is that you are supposed to be there for the groom.
    That, and don't sleep with his sister.
    That'll get you into all sorts of trouble you can't even possibly begin to imagine.

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    3,786
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    245
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    Once upon a time, there was a Dave living on the top story of a huge building, and one day, a cat showed up. The cat kept showing up for years and became this Dave's best friend regardless of whether that makes sense. But one day the cat doesn't show up, and maybe that's because someone took it away. And the someone might be that new kid and Washingtonite hipster John Egbert.

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    1,580
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    You know sometimes when you die,you get another chance?

    Well that was just that.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Dave Strider, the new kid, meets a boy named John Egbert on his very first day of college. Things happen.

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    5,044
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    484
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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    3,143
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    289
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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    22,375
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    618
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    Your name is Ryan Amanda Jacobs, and you're pretty sure starting at a new school is going to suck.
    [Or, in which a girl seduces Dave Strider and breaks his heart on accident;]

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    14,059
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    This is based on a roleplay me and my pal did. It's basically just a pesterchum(?) conversation between Karkat, Dave, and eventually Jane. IDK, read it if you want; I think it turned out well. Also, it starts out seeming like Kismessitude but it's Matespritship, I promise.

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    1,833
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    45
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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

    Words:
    14,112
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1320
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    How i think meowrails wold go in real life.

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    5,516
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    459
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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    14,534
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    806
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    With dream bubbles being what they are, it’s not always easy to keep innermost desires from bubbling into reality.

    Words:
    2,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    59
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    Some guy had crashed into Karkat on the street and then given him his chumhandle and told him to write to him. Now he did because, even though the boy was obviously an idiot, he was hot.

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    3,242
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197
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    Dave is cool. Too cool to not have any friends that live within a hundred miles of him. Heck nawww, he has loadsss of friends. Okay, well, maybe not. At least until he runs into a certain short grumpy kid.

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    3,151
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    169
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    Meulin returns home after spending a year abroad and finds that not everything is the way she left it.

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    3,193
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    65
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    55,489
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    844
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    When a species of aliens called Trolls invade Earth, it looks like the end for humanity. They're incredibly powerful, difficult to kill, and have already taken out any force even close to strong enough to stop them. But when John Egbert's home is invaded and he's left working with a badly injured troll the two quickly realize they must both fight together against the inevitable to survive, or join the ever growing death count of the Alternian invasion.

    Words:
    28,854
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1190

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