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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for fuck's sake, you do not hate John Egbert at all.

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    English
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    5,893
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    343
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    (Was Originally Darkest Dreamers)
    Jake English has been hunting demons since he was a child, but he's never dealt with a demon like Dirk Strider.
    Dirk Strider has been avoiding humans since his older brother was killed, but he's taken a liking to a certain persistent hunter.
    For a year, Jake has done his best to track the Strider down, but he can never seem to pinpoint his location during the daytime. It's become infuriating, so Jake has to take what he's given and hunt Dirk in his element- at night. And for a year he's managed to merely run in place, as none of their scraps ever lead toward one of their victories. That is, until Jake makes the dire mistake of underestimating his enemy, and finds himself trapped; unarmed and exhausted with nothing but a charm at his disposal.
    John Egbert has been planning a trip to surprise his cousin Jake a few days before his birthday, and finds the dueling pair just in time.
    With a high class demon after Jake, John convinces him to let him stay for the winter, reasoning that two hunters are better than one, but with Dirk's mind set solely on catching Jake, protecting his older cousin is going to be harder than John had originally anticipated.

    Language:
    English
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    23,080
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    753
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    Albeit thinking he was immune to all sicknesses, Dave has come down with a bad bout of the common cold. Rose finds him, and for the first time in ever, he has someone to take care of him, just because he's sick.

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    English
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    2,989
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    36
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    His blood is so much hotter than yours and when the hottest part of him hits the deepest part of you it feels fucking fantastic. Like some fancy sensory play or something. You can tell he’s feeling it too from the way he has his head leaned back and how his nails have started clawing lines down your thighs. He doesn’t want to admit that he wants to tell you to move.

    (AKA I am trash and my OTP is trash, but I am the sole contributor to its tag. Don't look at me. I pray to god Hussie never actually finds this.)

    Language:
    English
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    3,575
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    29
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    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you're lucky to have Karkat Vantas by your side to pick up your broken pieces and help put you back together again.

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    English
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    888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    9
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    Things were different when Roxy was younger. When she'd come from the big city to an even bigger city with hopes of being a showgirl. It was a modest dream for a girl and her cat, and led her to do some things she wasn't proud of but she survived. That at least she could say. Before she'd entered into a lavender marriage with her best friend, and she knew he'd only chosen her because she was in love with him anyway. Before the Gatsby-esque parties, the one's she knew pissed Dirk off to no end, had lost their charm and she'd begun to drink away her brother-in-law's fortune because her husband couldn't or wouldn't give her a baby. Before her nights were spent alone in a bed far too big for one. Before she met Jane Crocker, and her mob bosses son for a husband, Jake. Before all this all she wanted was to dance around in pretty outfits and have men buy her drinks and call her beautiful and maybe pay her for the pleasure of her time. Now all she wanted was to not die in this city, with her single friend and her husband who didn't love her, but there wasn't a great deal of hope.

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    2,147
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Just a bunch of oneshots of smut, because I really need to practise!

    Language:
    English
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    20
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    7
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    Roxy, Rose, and Jade all get sick.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    Not every day is noteworthy. Sometimes there are in-betweens, sometimes there is lethargy.

    This is the Side B to the shenanigans in the Strider Sound Box.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    881
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    6
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    Eridan Ampora, seadweller, violet-blood, fashionable gentletroll, has been rejected by his love.

    Nepeta Leijon, cave-dweller, olive-blood, huntress of the jungles, has just had a similar experience.

    Romance and adventure ensues as the two each work out their respective issues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,016
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2425
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    Terezi Pyrope wishes a lot of things hadn't happened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    316
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Everyone. He's done it to everyone at least once. For their sakes of course.

    Or perhaps his own.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,008
    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1938
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    Your name is Sollux Captor, and you shouldn't be here this late.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    When Kankri Vantas is sent off the brink of sanity, he has quite a statement to make. First, killing off the Empress of Alternia II.

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    English
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    19,184
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    62
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    Well, this is awkward. If you had known that you’d end up being stripped down to your underwear, you wouldn’t have decided to wear your limited edition SBAHJ boxers before heading out for some groceries. Nothing says ‘serious situation’ like Hella Jeff’s pixelated face covering your crotch, complete with a text bubble reading “donG,,,,,” in comic sans. You’d be blushing if you had any blood left in your head.

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    English
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    2,479
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    2
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    Dave wakes up feeling like complete crap. Cause he caught a cold or some shit. Then Bro has to go and make it worse. Jeez bro. Be a better Gaurdian.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    33
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    this is based on thatoneshippernamedcarly's teacher AU

    don't judge me okay I just really love that AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,600
    Chapters:
    3/20
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    92
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    I didn't ask for this. He didn't either. I hate his guts and I'm pretty sure he, 'he' referring to the ghost of the long-dead teenager bound to haunt me until I put him to rest, hates me too. Now I'm stuck investigating an unsolved murder that happened almost 17 years ago and I'm running out of excuses to explain my weird behavior to the friends who aren't already sick of me, and a sudden onslaught of paranormal activity in the house to my father. As if this wasn't bad enough, a pack of malicious entities have taken an interest in us and seem to want to devour our souls.
    This is going to be a difficult year.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,109
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2012
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    Karkat Vantas is an Art Teacher who has a very,very small crush on his fellow co-worker John Egbert, the Chemistry Teacher. Well maybe a big one ok. John constantly bothers him and nonchalantly flirts as he watches him draw, or just usually comes in to disrupt his class because why the heck not? He's John Egbert. How in the ever-loving fuck is he supposed to play it cool around his students if he acts like a blubbering school girl when John gets near him. Godamnit John.

    “Karkat is having romance problems with John again guys.”
    Karkat flushed as everyone in the room groaned. “OH MY GOD KANAYA NO. FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT DATING. WE ARE NOT DATING. W E A R E N O T D A T I N G. I, Karkat Vantas, have no feelings for John straight as a line Egbert at all, whatsoever. Zip. Nada. Null. Void. Understand? And stop shipping me with him if he’s obviously I quote on quote “as straight as a ruler.”
    “But have you looked at it this way, some rulers are bendy and flexible.” Jade said waggling her eyebrows.
    (All the students and teachers totally ship them by the way.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,970
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    336
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    I already knew I was pale for him, I had been for sweeps. I thought what I felt with my former moirail were pale feelings, but after I met Eridan I knew for a fact what true pale feelings were.

    That was shortly before Gamzee tried to kill me.

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    A story full of violence, murder, and a couple of kids just trying to mind their own business but get dragged into bullshit anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,425
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    462

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