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    EB: OMG JEGUS DAVE
    EB: i was talking about your shirt size!
    EB: SHIRT SIZE!
    EB: because i saw a shirt that reminded me of you
    EB: and i was gonna buy it!
    EB: but now i don’t know if i want to!
    --
    Dave consistently misunderstands John and things just steamroll into conversations of the weirdest caliber.

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    2,711
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    55
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    3
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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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    Chapters:
    40/?
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    239
    Bookmarks:
    44
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    Her grip on her trusty chainsaw tightened, and her muscles were getting stiffer every second, bracing themselves as if they knew what was to happen next. They probably did, as did she.

     

    A little fic from Kanaya's pov I wrote based on the last flash where literally everyone dies.

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    1,415
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    1/1
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    3
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    This.
    Is a guide.
    A guide to some stuff some guy implemented into SBURB.
    It's like DLCs that you don't have the choice of implementing because it's automatic.
    Have fun.
    Trust no-one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,603
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    581
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    A fanfiction in which Kanaya has the hots for her English teacher.

    (tbh i just needed to get this idea out of my system so i can focus on my other fic lol)

    Language:
    English
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    2,849
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    184
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    104/?
    Comments:
    2864
    Kudos:
    610
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    130
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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    English
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    30,577
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1988
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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,594
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    221
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    You are Rose Lalonde and you work at a troll adoption agency.
    The birth of 24 new trolls seems to signal just another day at the agency. You couldn't be more wrong.

    ~~~~~
    You are Spades Slick and you have a plan to get rich.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    730
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    64
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    A story following the various students of Skaia High School as they deal with regular urban teen stuff and attempt to navigate the pitfalls of high school and life in the streets of Los Angeles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,151
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    “Uh, I think your boobs just hissed at me.”
    --
    In which having an alien girlfriend and an alien boyfriend is complicated. It's complicated and only Dave understands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Bro and Karkat try out something new. Karkat finds it harder to choreograph than expected.

    (Set roughly a year after My Thoughts Remain Below. Characterization makes more sense if you've read that, but "established D/s relationship" should cover it, if you wanna start here.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    44
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    4
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    459
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    Vriska Serket refuses to believe that she needs anybody besides herself.

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    English
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    634
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    74
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    This is a sequel. A seasonal thing that's just another thing out there floating around John and Dave's obvious homo attractions. As you can see I am bad at summaries. It's short. You might as well give it a read.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Dave finds Bro's body and thinks about his life, and how Bro treated him, among other things. Talking to Terezi helps him mull it over.

    ((My take on how Dave felt when he found Bro's body.))

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you own an inn near the capital city of Skaia. You've met many "colorful" characters in your life, but John seems to take the metaphorical cake.

    Language:
    English
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    3,755
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    266
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    3.54 a.m. and your mouth tastes like chocolate and regrets and there is something he isn’t telling you.

    3.59 a.m. and your pride slips down your throat like the tears on your cheeks.

    4 a.m. and the red text on your screen isn’t as jarring as the blue of your “yeah dude, i totally get it, it's cool!”

    Language:
    English
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    7,880
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    801
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    When Bro Strider returns to the apartment he shares with his younger brother, Dave Strider, from a joyride on his beloved motorbike, our older of the two has some explaining to do upon Dave's discovery of a certain suspicious smuppet...

    Language:
    English
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    5,372
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
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    24
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    482
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    Tavros is an Omega and Gamzee is an Alpha. Need I say more? Trust me, it's better than it sounds (hopefully) :3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,252
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    385

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