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    "Suck my dick, Bro," Dave crows, tossing his controller on the coffee table and leaning back smugly.

    There is a moment of silence: Dave mentally prepares himself to flee from the probable incoming tickling assault, though he knows all he can do is buy himself time.

    "Sure," says Bro, and slides off the couch onto his hands and knees.

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    Basically John gets kidnapped while waiting for Dave.

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    Eridan has lived a lonely life, both on Alternia and the New World. That is, until he finds a lost grub.

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    Dirk lost all his insecurities singing the song he wrote. He looked around the crowd and watched people smile and clap along. As he looked on, he spotted someone--that worked there-- staring in awe at his band. Dirk’s heart fluttered. The boy with black hair was so beautiful-- Shit that was corny as hell-- but Dirk didn’t care. When he started to sing directly at the boy, Dirk’s cocky smile grew wider as he notices the boy started to blush and quickly he turned and picked up some customers cup. The Strider promised himself that he’ll talk to the boy after the performance.

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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    12/?
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    In which Rose goes Grimdark before she attacks The Condesce

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    In which Jake is imperfect and Dirk is Dirk

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    Dave has been questioning a lot of things lately, and right in the middle of it all is his best bro.

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    9/?
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    6
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    you suddenly were aware of what the water cycle was, how it worked, why instant mac n cheese didn’t taste as good as out-of-the-box mac n cheese, why people said “24 months” instead of two years, and why daytime dramas weren't actually that bad.

    you were also aware of how your entire universe would one day cease to exist.

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    An alternate timeline story where Aradia becomes John's patron troll instead of Vriska, resulting in long-reaching consequences that sets up a different endgame than originally intended. Work in progress. (Now with more quirk fixes!)

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    19/?
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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. "Kiss me," He said. You did.

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    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

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    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

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    5/?
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    Your first memory: Lil Cal, sitting in a puddle of the sunlight that beats through your window.

    Prompt: "Remember when Dirk called Lil Cal his best friend and said he was a better guardian than his ancestor was?"

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    I'm really something bad at summaries, but, um, just, warning I guess for violence and creepiness. Yeah, Um, right, so Dave and his Bro are just escaped monsters. They went back to their abandoned apartment and that's where it all starts.

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    In Which Quite A Few Morons Go On An Adventure To Overthrow A Long-Standing And Cruel Government, A Task They May Or May Not Succeed At, While A Friend Does Many Stupid Things And Undergoes Much Change Until He Has Become What Is Nearly A New Person.

    Alternatively;
    Karkat, Kanaya, Feferi, and Sollux kickstart a rebellion.
    Meanwhile, Eridan goes through so much shit his hair turns white.
    No shit.
    The streak.
    It turns white.

    I swear this is a serious fic, but I haven't got the faintest on how to summary so here you go, mates, enjoy.

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    3/?
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    A blind girl changes a lord's mind about a prisoner.

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    Dirk and John get paired up to be math tutors for one of their professors and Dirk gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    3/?
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    2
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you did NOTHING.
    You don't know how long you can keep up your FORCED SMILE or CHOKE on your TEARS.
    The CONSTANT SCREAMING doesn't seem to help either.

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    4/?
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    3
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    677
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    In which I write lyrics to Homestuck songs that don't contain any, starting with Gold Pilot.

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    1/?
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    3
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    Eridan and Damara fill the void.

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    You can only spend so much time fighting monsters until you become one.

     

    Demonstuck.

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    3/?
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