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    Being human is tough, or at least pretending to be.

    Rose Lalonde, a young Witch in NYC, want's to write a book on mythical creatures, such as herself, but how is she supposed to do that if she's never met any!

    Dave Strider has decided that he's the shittiest vampire that has ever lived. He can't even stomach blood properly! Dirk says it gets easier, but he has his doubts...

    Jade Harley wakes up one night, completely naked and surrounded buy animal carcasses, in Central Park. She can only think of one explanation...

    Feferi Peixes really can't figure out how to use her new land dweller legs, or why humans do the things they do, but hey, if she's going to be stuck here, at least it's with her best friend! Right?

    John Egbert still can't believe he's dead.

     

    This is basically a play on the show "being human". The story is entirely different, but it is definitely inspired by the show. (Kind of ooc, by the way, sorry!)

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    Aradia's resurrection via prototyping and the addition of a physical body have given her more emotional capacity than she usually lets on or is even able to communicate, and the way Equius's code works with those emotions tends to leave something to be desired in terms of sensitivity. Unfortunately, the only way she feels comfortable solving this problem is one he definitely wouldn't like.

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    Bruh this shit is so cliche, I warn you now. I can't believe how Mary-Sue like these poor babies are. I swear to god they have more depth than this I just don't know how to fucking write it please forgive me for my wriITING SINS
    I'm gunna probs post their shenanigans later on, because seriously, who doesn't need their own demon/human AU?

    Morrie Ampora, my love-child OC for Cronus Ampora and Kankri Vantas, has found herself leaving her aunt Porrim's beauty shop late at night only to be faced with a crazed man who wants to give her a gift. It's... a piece of paper with a symbol on it?
    When she gets home, she simply tries to make a sandwhich and cut some of that rich people bread. You gotta cut it yourself. You gotta do something with the coffee beans. Rich people, man.
    But as she cuts this sandwhich, whoops! Her hand slips and a huge gash is now in her palm. She freaks out of course and reaches for a towel, but looks back to see it's all healed! And every single drop of the blood is now floating in the air, toward that odd piece of paper.
    Bright lights. Unearthly sounds.

    There's a cute as hell demon standing in her kitchen now.
    She accidentally a blood ritual.

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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

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    Dave Strider was most definitely not fine. In fact, he was pretty sure he had just woken up at the scene of his own murder.

    (Bonus Terezi Title: Corpses Don't Cry)

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    Bletchley Park, 1943. Roxy's a programmer on Colossus. Terezi's cracking an Enigma. There's a war on and everyone needs all the distractions they can get.

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    Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider, students at Skaia Academy, discuss the upcoming dance and how Karkat can score his date in the library when unexpected guests show up, forcing them to alter their plans and employ some... reverse psychology. Whatever that means. High school AU, JadeKat mainly, little bit of DaveJane

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    Strategic crush (phrase): 1) Chess term for a win characterised by gradual accumulation of advantages and complete prevention of counterplay; 2) accurate description of this fic's basic plotline.

    In this Alternian Empire, rainbow drinkers are powerful beings that live in secret. That doesn't mean it's particularly fun or romantic to be one.

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    Kankri had a problem.

    How will Kankri deal with his exposure therapy with a certain cute therapist?

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    Of course me and Dave fucked up. We were being chased, seperated, and now I got stabbed and am dying and I think Dave's crying.

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    The trolls of Alternia watch: Toy Story
    (2ea2on 2!)

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    Death stalks a future Empress through time.

    She smiles, slowly, and the fear curls around you like Gl'bgolyb’s tentacles. You want to flee, but your pride holds you there. You’re a fuschiablood, fuck that. “Fine, if it’s gonna be that way,” you snap, and throw your trident.

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    I already knew I was pale for him, I had been for sweeps. I thought what I felt with my former moirail were pale feelings, but after I met Eridan I knew for a fact what true pale feelings were.

    That was shortly before Gamzee tried to kill me.

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    A story full of violence, murder, and a couple of kids just trying to mind their own business but get dragged into bullshit anyway.

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    A humanstuck high school AU where the trolls learn the responsibility of having a baby through taking care of baby dolls for the weekend.

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    Alternate Universe where Vriska doesn't kill Tavros

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    Karkat comes across an exhausted Kanaya.

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    The Grand Highblood discovers his descendant neglected and close to death, and chooses to adopt him.

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    Hoping to forget the events that lead to their father's death, Kankri and Karkat move to a new town to start over. There Kankri meets Cronus, a boy who is part of a dangerous gang. Kankri doesn't want to get involved with him, but he can't seem to stay away from him.

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    Dirk Strider is the new king of Derse. Unfortunately the kingdom is broke, and he is in need of money. And fast. So he has to befriend rich ass Jake. Who is the king of Prospit. While Dirk is trying to become friends with Jake, Jake toys with him. And acts like Dirk is just another servant. How will Dirk get the money for his kingdom.

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