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    Why is this troll, this deadly, dangerous troll, why is she in this flat? How did this brilliant mind end up on Earth? You can imagine her carving fierce gouges through alien empires, tearing her way up the ranks of vicious bluebloods into command. You can imagine her doing some damage.
    What is she doing here, on this planet of pacifist humans and tired, worn-out trolls?


    One ex-Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope requires a place to lie low for some indeterminable amount of time.
    Consulting detective Rose Lalonde is happy to oblige.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    160
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    People meet under different circumstances, across different universes, in the dreambubbles.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    4
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    1
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    I'm so, so very sorry.
    i will never do this ever again, for as long as i live.

    I'm actually supposed to be working on English practice for my English test.
    not writing this.
    fucking forgive me.
    i also plan on making a small series out of this, so expect some random kinky smutty stuff.
    because, my teacher didn't say i had to turn any of these assignments in, and that its just writing practice.

    Language:
    English
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    306
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Hits:
    76
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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    English
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    52,938
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2590
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    These are just a few smutty requests I've done (a few are my own making)

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom
    5)DirkJake; Vibrators
    6)Wincest-Dean/Sam; Butt Plugs
    7)JohnDave; Spanking and Bondage
    8)Thorki; Jealous sex
    9)Stackson; Daddy Kink
    10)Destiel; Daddy Kink again
    11)Stucky; Bottom!Steve
    12)Stackson; SluttyBottom!Jackson
    13)DirkJake; Hair Pulling
    14)Scisaac; Daddy Kink the third
    15)DirkJake; Crossdressing
    16)DirkJake; Teacher/Student
    17)Hiddles/Chris2; Underage-IN PROGRESS

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,107
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    644
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    39686
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    English
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    1,411,177
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    1225
    Kudos:
    1589
    Bookmarks:
    281
    Hits:
    86933
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    OCD is a bitch, especially when it's the middle of the night and you haven't slept because everyone's lives depend on you doing some pointless task.

    Language:
    English
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    1,698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96
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    You remember when you saw her on that screen. It was half-dead, flickering, lines of static through her face. She assured the empire that he won’t disappear, no, he won’t be steamed out of history like a crease in fuchsia velvet. Told you through curved needle teeth how she’d crack open his limbs and strip the flesh bit by bit from his endoskeleton, peel off his eyelids so he has to watch it all, night after night, sweep after sweep. When she got bored of that she’d try something new. And the rest of his kind – pink light glinting off those teeth again – they’ll have their place in the order of things. They’ll be plucked from the brooding caverns before they can die, brought to bathe in the glistening oil. They will be the first of your race to ascend for the glory of their Empress, the first to be made truly compleat.

    His name is Karkat Vantas, and she will never, never let him die.

    That’s why you have to kill him.

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    English
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    645
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    29
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    Sollux Captor shouldn't have to take this.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    makatu43 asked: Rose getting shrunk and sat on by a naked Kanaya, flattening permanently to her booty

    After discovering how to alchemize a shrink-ray and testing the device on Karkat while he was distracted, Rose asks Kanaya to shrink her down to the size of her bulge and have it wrap around her entire body.

    It does not go exactly as planned.

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    Chapters:
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    Ok so everyone knows Dave and Dirk had a long amazing talk that presumably ended with Dave asking him for advice on the Being Not Straight stuff. My problem is, Dave also spent three years with his gloriously gay twin sister on a fucking space rock while he was right in the middle of coming to terms with all this stuff. So I wrote this mostly to reconcile the gap I think exists there, with a bunch of other Dave centric stuff thrown in with it.

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    English
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    10,698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    716
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    Trollian in the new universe, with the beta kids, alpha kids, and trolls.

    Language:
    English
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    1,051
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    Karkat bets Sollux twenty bucks and a movie ticket that he can't carry out a relationship for over a month. Sollux bets fifty bucks and his laptop that he can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,709
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    424
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    „What the fuck does that mean, you’re my fairy godmother? Lady, being high doesn’t excuse breaking into our fucking garden.”

    (The Cinderella AU you never knew you didn't want.)

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    English
    Words:
    1,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    193
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    Summaries are dumb, this is really just St. Patricks shenanigans w two dorky sprites.

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    English
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    855
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102,241
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    814
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    Dirk spends some time with himself. Thoughts ensue.

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    English
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    1,164
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    25
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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/Witchstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,176
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1009
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    After Bilbo vanished into nothingness, he finds himself in a particular place, and as something he wasn't expecting to be.
    Sequel to A Distrustful Contract

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    English
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    2,079
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    123
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    RESEARCH NOTE: This brings new light to the mystery revolving around these regenerative abilities. SCP-1112 is far too aggressive, but SCP-1114 has shown to be impressively docile throughout his examinations. I feel he would be a primary candidate for testing the boundaries of this “conditional immortality.” —Dr. [REDACTED]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,813
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    182

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