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    Post SBurb, Alpha and Beta sessions joined after they beat the game etc etc, the trolls live with Jade and Jake on their island so that humans don’t flip out because aliens, Dave moved out and is making SB&HJ movies in California, Rose and Roxy still live together and Rose is blossoming as a psychiatrist and writer while Roxy is working on attending all of her AA meetings, Dirk has continued his pursuits in robotics rather than picking up smuppets, and John has moved out of his Dad’s house where Jane decided to stay and open a bakery nearby, John is living on his own in Arizona working at a video store and coping with PTSD.

    If you have triggers just be careful I don't know what else to even tag this with.

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    "You're ridiculous and insensitive and I don't know why I even put up with you sometimes."

    "Because I havwe a nice ass?"

    "C-Cronus Ampora!"

    "Yes, chief?"
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    A dump for my shorter cronkri prompt-fills and drabbles because I love these two dorks. Additional tags will be in the notes at the top of each chapter.

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    19/?
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    Karkat assumes the role of the signless, hoping to succeed where he failed. Along the path to the final battle, the trolls encounter the humans, a species not even considered intelligent. Until now.

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    13/?
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    "Eighty. Liters. Cronus." He hisses at you, and your boner's the only thing keeping you from wincing at his tone. "I only took a bath today because I didn't take a shower yesterday or today, and even then I've only got about seventy litres of water on my side. I'm ten litres in the red and you want me to use eighty?! Do you want the planet to be completely dead by the time you wake up tomorrow morning?"

    He glares at you, and you realize that he's actually expecting an answer.

    There is no afterglow for Kankri Vantas.

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    Post SBurb, Alpha and Beta sessions joined after they beat the game etc etc, the trolls live with Jade and Jake on their island so that humans don’t flip out because aliens, Dave moved out and is making SB&HJ movies in California, Rose and Roxy still live together and Rose is blossoming as a psychiatrist and writer while Roxy is working on attending all of her AA meetings, Dirk has continued his pursuits in robotics rather than picking up smuppets, and John has moved out of his Dad’s house where Jane decided to stay and open a bakery nearby, John is living on his own in Arizona working at a video store and coping with PTSD.
    John has a series of panic attacks that continue to worsen and calls Dave for support, but Dave is in the middle of producing SB&HJ and calls Dirk to check up on John for him. While Dirk is there John has a bad panic attack and Dirk concludes that living alone isn’t the best for him.

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    6/?
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    The Signless is very familiar with the journey to the capital city of Sdegr, and circumstances couldn't be more uncomplicated. He has a rebellion to uphold, a kismesis to assault, and a very persistent flu bug to conquer. Life as usual.

    Yeah. Right.

    And then the aforementioned kismesis gets involved.

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    7/?
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    8
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    They didn’t even know each others names, yet their actions were so casual, so comfortable. Touches became gropes, which soon brought on kisses. Kisses on the mouth became kisses on the neck, their breasts, slowly trailing below.

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    In one timeline, Kanaya has an epiphany and accidentally dooms a timeline via good auspisticism.

    (No failed relationships in here. Which is entirely the problem.)

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    An utterly cracky story that must be read to be understood. Don't take it very seriously.

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    Terezi and Vriska have lived next to each other for seven months without exchanging a single word. Until this moment. It seems prudent to mention it’s eleven at night and Vriska is still in her work clothes when Terezi actually answers the door.

    "I don’t know you but I need some place to stay for the night, my roommate’s getting some AU” from tumblr

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    “you were my rival in first grade and damn you’ve gotten really hot since then au” from tumblr

    Vriska can’t believe that the one and only Terezi Pyrope is standing in front of her at this crappy little coffee shop on the corner of bumfuck nowhere street. It’s even harder to believe that string bean from first grade became this knockout with a wit as sharp as her elbows.

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    Your name is on my wrist, and I'd love to talk to you. I'm very sorry I haven't contacted you before, my mother has warned me against it for so long. I'm sorry if this comes off as too forward, but I'm very nervous, you are so pretty! I look forward to talking to you. Sincerely, Rose Lalonde.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
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    6
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    Tattoo/Piercing Parlor AU

    One day Jake decides he wants a tattoo and john comes along with him to Precision Ink, the nearest place with good ratings.

    John meets Dave, one of the workers and Jake meets Dirk, the dude tattooing him. Romance ensues

    (I'm planning on this being multi chapter and I may change this summary because I suck at summaries)

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
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    11
    Hits:
    1045
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    John and Dave are getting ready for the prom starting to loom over their heads. And when John remembers that Vriska wanted (more like ordered) him to learn the waltz, Dave lends a helping hand. Gay shenanigans? Gay shenanigans.

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    The Zahhak is probably the best member of your crew, and you mean that sincerely. The fact that you've got a shameful little fling going with him is perfectly beside the point, and you're not going to factor that into his approval ratings on his report at all. Probably.

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    Но сначала главное: алкоголь должен уйти. Ты переносишь бутылки к раковине, ступая по дому тихо, словно тебе тринадцать, в руках охапка вязанных флутфлу, и ты пытаешься ускользнуть от силуэта матери в темноте.

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    - Нью-Йорк, а? Когда хочешь отправить туда?
    - Через две недели, - отвечает она. Господи, у неё уже всё распланировано. Ну, разумеется, это же Канайя Марьям, выдающийся моирейл, и меньшего от неё ты и не ожидала бы. Прежде чем ты успеваешь что-то сказать, Терези бросает кубик льда в тебя и шипит "йесссс", когда каким-то образом узнаёт, что кубик угодил в твою ключицу и теперь сползает вниз по футболке.

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    Канайя выслеживает Роуз до Нью-Йорка, Сёстры Бича не отстают.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You really wish you could remember everything.

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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    375
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6180
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    Cherubs were never meant to play the Game. Cherubs were never meant to grow up within a healthy universe. Cherubs were definitely never meant to coexist without one overtaking the other, or to be social.

    'Malevolent' cherubs don't put others' safety before their own. They don't feel lonely. They certainly don't cry.

    Ready for the shitty twist?

    You're not a cherub anymore.

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    English
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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    12
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    1
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    221
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    The world a young wrathe once knew is slowly falling apart.

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    English
    Words:
    21,024
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    240

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