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    "How the fuck was I supposed to know it was a date?" Karkat spits his drink at him as he talked, a single drop of Dr. Pepper dripping down the right lens to Dave's shades.

    "I thought you were the 'Master of All Things Romance'," Dave replied, using finger quotations as he did so, "How could you not have known?"

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    In which John Egbert, along with his moirail Rose Lalonde, and his close pals Dave Strider and Jade Harley live a peaceful life on Alternia after the end of the game that tormented them for years, Sgrub.

    Well, minus the peaceful part, of course. What, with all of the humans roaming around, with their hives that they refer to as "houses," John being flushed for both a human and a troll at the same time, Jade getting her matesprit Rose into all kinds of hijinks, Karkat and Dave carrying through a kismesisissitude that is certain to become dangerous after some time without an auspistice to stop it from that, three humans being red for John all at once, and all of the humans and trolls basically being an absolute group of terrors when they're mixed together.

    Otherwise, it's quite peaceful.

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    1/?
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    Happy birthday, baby.

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    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    3
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    Karkat tugged on Dave's hand and started to walk towards the jukebox. "I have an idea." Karkat smiled deviously and began to pull seven crumpled dollars out of his pocket.

    "What are you going to play?" Dave inquired.

    "Oh, only twenty-one plays of What's New Pussycat."

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    Based upon "The Salt and Pepper Diner," by John Mulaney and an animation by the same name.

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    1/1
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    37
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    3
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    9/?
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    8
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    1000
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    “Before we get there, promise me one thing, Jade?”
    “What’s that?”
    “Stay away from my mother.”

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    Rose Lalonde had always been secretive about her home life, but even she could not have known what awaited her and her friend at Rose's childhood home. Jade must fight not to lose herself to the lust of the women who surround her and discover the source of the nightmares plaguing the house before all hope is lost. She will fail.

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    3/?
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    3
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    On the day he turns thirteen, Dirk discovers a little orange USB stick.

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    3/?
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    36
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    60
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    13
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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

     

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    English
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    5,474
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    9
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    2
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    You don’t fully understand why you’re fully dressed at three in the morning, waiting for your sister to arrive at your -- okay, Jane’s -- quaint little home on the canals of Punta Gorda, Florida.

    Oh yeah, because she threatened to murder you if you didn’t do this.

    Even though you really don’t want to do it.

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    1/1
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    Akaashi takes care of some business.
    [Meanwhile - humans and trolls find themselves working together towards a common goal.]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A doomed timeline AU. Instead of trolling John, Karkat finds himself scrolling through Dave's entire timeline. He is horrified by what he finds, and ends up in a pseudo-friendship with somewhat reluctant Dave. The story spans the rest of this timeline- Dave and Karkat's budding internet romance, the beta kids becoming friends, the start of SBURB, and, eventually, all of them realizing that Dave and Karkat's diversion from the Alpha Timeline has doomed them all.

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    2/?
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    39
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    8
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    Your King is dead. Your archagents are in the pay of a foreign power. Your worst enemy stands next to you.

    But you wouldn't be the queen if you didn't know how to turn a situation to your advantage.

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    English
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    19
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
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    12
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    1
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    little drabbles of my first otp to help get me out of my writers block
    also theres not nearly enough erikar on the internet wtf

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    English
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    2,354
    Chapters:
    3/30
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    An AU in which trolls and humans coexist, and Sburb is not the same game it was in the original story. A bunch of kids receive a game called 'SUBURBS' with vague directions and hints of enemies. The angsty group of kids decide to play, with no idea what happens if they're victorious or face GAME OVER.

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    1/?
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    3
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    8
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    2
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    It's a question of sustainability.
    Rose and Jade talk about the future of the new world. "I mean, we made this universe and everything in it. Surely we can make something as simple as a few tomatoes?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    2
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    137
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    dav gts fuckinhg reky and goes to prispnm

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    1,172
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    30
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    434
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    Sad guys do what sad guys do

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    English
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    2
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    On December 21st, 2012, the world /did/ end, but not in the way anyone expected.

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    8/?
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    16
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    13
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    John's a broke college kid living with Dave and his weird-ass, but oddly attractive, way older brother. He needs money to do shit and Bro is happy to make it rain as long as John gives him a little somethin' in return.

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    English
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    3,440
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    13
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    903
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    A group of 18 year olds play the knock off version of Sburb titled Wind. Note: You do not have to actually be in the homestuck fandom to understand what's going on. I explain everything which is pertinent to the game session at some point, but there will be spoilers for things revealed in acts 2-5 sort of.

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    English
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    12,772
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96

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