961 - 980 of 30057 Works in Homestuck

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    "Did you remember your umbrella?"
    "Sure did. Last time I forgot it, it literally rained frogs. I learned my lesson."
    Jade and Dave go on a date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    109
  2. Tags
    Summary

    A story told in three parts of two extraordinary women, unbearable hardship, and the improbability of love as ceaseless and enduring as the tick of time.

    In which Miss Lalonde and Miss Maryam meet in the most unconventional of ways, which include: sleazy speakeasy shenanigans, covert (though perhaps not accidental) coincidences, and oh so many irresponsible life choices.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    226
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    116
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Rose takes a short sleep in order to obtain a small recharge of her magical abilities.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    677
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Eridan’s finally finished his Swanky Swinging Seadwweller Cavern Hideaway as part of his Crusade to Get Some, and is now hunting for victims, um, “co-participants”, voluntary or otherwise.

    He works his way through a spectrum of inappropriate choices in a quest to find someone, anyone, who will respect his furniture and join him at the bucket. Both seem increasingly, (hilariously), futile.

    Shockingly, no one dies, and things might actually be looking up by the time this wannabe Casanova cools his fishy jets... and he might yet learn to be a bit less of a terrible person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    153
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The Striders learn how to remember a phone number.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    67
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Dave was an island. Before Karkat came along; put his boat in his sand, his hand in his hand, his heart in his song.
    Dave was a fighter. And he was so brave, till Karkat came to town, pushed him around, and showed him what love was.
    Dave can't do this alone anymore. Cause Dave's no good on his own any more.What did he do to deserve this? What did Karkat do to him? Karkat come back, you know Dave doesn't wanna be free.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,842
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    603
  7. Tags
    Summary

    For as long as he had known the boy, Karkat wanted to deny his feelings. He wanted to hate John and his dumb buck teeth and his stupid beautiful face and smile.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,362
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    353
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Aradia Megido is an archaeology major in college. She is relatively introverted, mostly spending time with her boyfriend Sollux, but soon new people start coming into her life, the foremost being one Eridan Ampora. Things certainly are about to get interesting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,934
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1136
  9. Tags
    Summary

    "Hey Chief! I was just callin' to make sure you didn't forget about our date tonight. I mean, I know you wouldn't leave me hangin' like that, but I wanted to make sure, you dig?"

    "I am sorry Cronus, but I cannot join you this evening," you rasp, trying to get your point across in as few words as possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,855
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    544
  10. Tags
    Summary

    The news shattered you when you heard it. You crumpled to the floor and sobbed, not giving a fuck about how pathetic you looked because your brother was going to die. I have cancer. The three tiny words crushed you, especially since they fell from the mouth of someone you love. Cancer. It seems so far away when you hear about some washed-up celebrity dying from it on the news. Now it was your life. Your washed-up celebrity brother who’s the best damn thing in your life. The only good thing left was going to be gone. Forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    819
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    40
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat has never been one for quiet. But will Kanaya and her calming silence change his mind?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    60
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Originally supposed to be a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody, instead had devolved into me writing the text of the Gigaupd8 myself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,029
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    444
  13. Tags
    Summary

    It’s probably better not to know, but morbid curiosity makes you pull her aside as the others start heading back to their hives. “Terezi, do I have a future?”

    Her mouth quirks up into a crooked half grin. “Well… kinda?”

    “The flying fuck is that supposed to mean!?”

    “You should go talk to Aradia,” Terezi suggests cryptically.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,399
    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    92
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Based on this FML: Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We’re both guys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    530
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    103
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Roxy Lalonde has a fantasy about a strange girl, only to meet her the same day and continue to choke on her water.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    699
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    89
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Seven minutes locked in John Egbert's dark closet with Eridan as your only company. What could happen?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,842
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    331
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat Vantas is just starting to get out on his own, but his entire world is shattered by meeting his rather attractive roommate, needlessly irritating roommate.

    Dave Strider doesn't get the newbie on the grounds, who seems to hate everything and anything he says or does.

    So how is it that they're falling hopelessly in love?

    EDIT: This work is rated for teen audiences and up. The rating system is glitching for me at this point.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    669
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164
  18. Tags
    Summary

    A fic I wrote to go with a headcanon of mine at three in the morning.

    Davesprite can't sleep without some sort of noise. Hal's chest remedies this issue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    117
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Non-Sburb AU
    Alpha!Bro(Aka "Dave") hasn't been home for months, but it is finally time for him to return. Dirk is there to greet him but their brotherly relationship doesn't seem to be the same. But, that will soon be explained to him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,413
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    656
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Kankri is tired of his "pupil" ignoring his teaching and Karkat has to deal with the repercussions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,261
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    957

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation