961 - 980 of 39800 Works in Homestuck

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    You are cool.

    So cool, really cool. That's why you've been watching the same boy for two weeks and you haven't talked to him yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat is a bored rainbow drinker with a slight obsession for purple blooded sea dwellers. Specifically, their actual blood.

    (Previously a part of the Vampora Ficlet Collection)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,082
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    148
  3. Tags
    Summary

    This is your first produced screenplay, your big break, your chance to show Hollywood that your shit is good.

    The only person on the production that has any idea what they're doing is the costume designer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,111
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    43
  4. Tags
    Summary

    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,165
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1981
  5. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    67
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,359
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2318
  7. Tags
    Summary

    You’re drinking your frustration, the line between anger frustration and sexual frustration is so blurry it may as well not exist. This was supposed to make things easier but you feel so, so warm and you’re fighting with yourself to stay seated at the bar as he floats around like a pretty little show pony.

     

    (Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    195
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Many things have been said about troll genitalia, reproductive functions, Sex, puberty, Mother grubs, growth, Jade bloods, rainbow drinkers, sexes, sexualities and many others.
    Well, there are some more things that are about to be said.
    Whatever your headcanon may be, well, let me tell you: Consider this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,711
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    150
  9. Tags
    Summary

    A robot lays in his master’s workshop. It just so happens today, the 19th of August, 2059 is the day the robot’s original body was killed. And though it was though it was four years he was deprived of life, today he will be given life again as a cold mashing.

    >Wake up Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,820
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
  10. Tags
    Summary

    In which three dumb nerds find their happily ever after, and another dumb nerd decided to write a dumb poem about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    20
  11. Tags
    Summary

    You're addicted to him and you can't escape

     

    (This is a stand alone that could also be read without prior Homestuck experience since it's a vague poem)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    158
  12. Tags
    Summary

    There’s a lot of shit that takes some getting used to about this new universe.

    But the one thing that took you the longest to even begin to understand was the clown.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,044
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    430
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Their first winter together back in the real world.

    In which Dave is a drama queen, Jade stirs up some shenanigans, Rose is amused, and John tries to make cakes not happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    135
  14. Tags
    Summary

    There is actually no fishing involved.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    90
  15. Tags
    Summary

    A hundred years ago, a warlord set the fields ablaze. On her shoulder rode a black fox with eyes blue as lightning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    68
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Sorta just some midnight-written swill?

    Dave talking to Dirk about Bro.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    175
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Porrim needs help with a zipper and goes to her next door neighbor for help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    46
  18. Tags
    Summary

    A short ficlit in which Feferi asks Aradia to help her with history.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    32
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Legacies aren’t something people down below have to deal with. Eridan Ampora’s involves security and Angels; Feferi Peixes must decide if she’s ever going to return to her mother’s horrid genetic modification company. As they both run from responsibility and stay away from all who knew them before, they meet the Vantases and Maryams—their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs—who may end up dragging them (plus the rest of the fucked up civilization they live in) into a revolution.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    221,921
    Chapters:
    28/34
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    4622
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,571
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    194

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation