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    Karkat and Eridan are spending the holidays with each others families. Absolutely nothing is awkward at any point.

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    I have no idea who the people in the conversation are, other than the fact its a human and troll talking about their cultural differences. probably jude and dammek from hiveswap even though the game isn't out yet. oh well. I don't even know what their voices are like. will find out soon i guess :/

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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    "Everybody's someone else's freak- Every cure is someone else's disease."

     

    A Manic Pixie Dream Girl Depressed Troll Nightmare Woman and Some Douchebag Ex-Pornographer do not "Meet Cute".

    I have re-written this seven (7!) times- i give up. Honestly I'm only posting this because I'm so pleased with how Psii came out. There might (might) be a part two in the works. I promise nothing.

    Also I'm sorry I'm such a potty mouth.

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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

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    Little drabbles based on fluffcanon and otp prompts. I don't really discriminate with ships so everything will probably end up here eventually.

    Please note, these are done late at night and are not proofread. The typos shouldn't be too bad, but there will probably be at least a few in each chapter.

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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    AU. Dave works in the film industry. John's a stand up comedian. This is no beginners gay. This is adventures in gay.

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    You wake up and realize this is not where you remember being last. This could possibly be problematic. - You wake up and realize that today is the day you begin your retaliation. This could go horribly wrong, but you're not thinking about that. - You wake up and realize today is the day your best friend must be culled. And you've got to do it. - You wake up and realize that you are likely going to die today. Remind me, why DID you start doing this in the first place?
    In which some trolls decide to start fighting against the government, and everything goes wrong. (Or maybe right, but in the wrong ways.)

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    1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
    --
    2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
    GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
    GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
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    3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
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    4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
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    Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
    Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

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    Dirk Strider, a 19 year old scholar engineer, built a revolutionary machine. A machine that could change the way the entire world worked in anyway it chose to, revolutionizing schools and teaching, advancing all medical procedures with an advanced super computer brain, finding a way to prevent the further damage of climate change, and so much more. However, would Dirk's humanity of leaving the AI to his own free will with the opportunity to choose a destiny really lead him to do great things with his programing?

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    After the big drama is all over, John awakens. Hey, aren't Dad and their alien houseguests hiding things from hi -- oooh, pancakes.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE --

    TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus.
    TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood.
    TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash --

    TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother.
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    Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent.
    1) Rose & various; Feferi
    2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave
    3) Jade & Gamzee
    4) Roxy & Eridan
    5) Dirk & Roxy & ??

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    -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts --

    CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP.
    CG: ITEM 0.
    CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST.
    CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS.

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    Three sweeps after the end of the game, Terezi finally gets to the Legislacerator academy. She didn't know how she expected it to go, but not like that.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

    Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

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    AA: tell me about kankri, i tell you about me
    CC: ...
    CC: codDAMN megido
    CC: so did you not want to talk to any of us or
    AA: yes
    CC: so whats changed now
    AA: now is funnier to speak
    AA: vomit up your kankri fucking woes so i may laugh into your sea dog face
    CC: nice, i can feel some real sympathy flowin from your new typeface, girl.
    CC: real friendly there did you wake up beached outside your coon or
    AA: i laugh and choke and die if you lucky
    AA: tell
    CC: urgh fine okay let me just walk up to your harpoon n whine my life aint sharp enough
    CC: giving me your word youll tell me where to find you after that?
    AA: put a cross in my heart hope you die :D
    CC: imma take you at your word and that word as a yes but only because i really need to bitch about that sweater-wrapped tool

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    -- undyingUmbrage [uu] started trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

    uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS uP. WITH THIS CHAT CLIENT.
    uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. WHERE IS THE JEERING OPTION.
    CT: D --> I beg your pardon
    CT: D --> Who the heck are you and why are you on my chumproll in the first place with your l00dicrous and despicable hemoanonymity
    uu: I COuLD ASK YOu THE EXACT SAME FuCKING THING.
    uu: BuT I WON'T. BECAuSE I'M NOT A DuMBASS.
    uu: AND I ALREADY ASKED DIRK WHO THE FuCK YOu WERE. AND WHY YOu WERE ON MY CHuMPROLL.

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