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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Seemingly random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    21/21
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    These aren't necessarily all going to be ships of mine. This is going to be a collection of one shots that I'm writing. Mostly I'm taking suggestions off my Facebook, for now. When I catch up there, I'll ask for some here! Kay! Thanks for reading.

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    Karkat and Terezi get their new relationship off to a cracking start.
    By going out to date other people.

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    Most of the lights in the courtroom dimmed apart from two spotlights - one illuminating the legislacerator, and one illuminating him.

    "Daveed Straed," said the teal blood above him, her voice booming through the room. She had a microphone on her; they'd clearly made a spectacle out of this. "You are accused of the crimes of bearing mutated blood and of obscuring your blood status. How do you plead?"

    Why bother giving him a choice? Dave shrugged his shoulders and cocked his head to the side. "Not guilty?"

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    It was a bit of a surprise to be falling, especially considering her high level dog tier status. She was burning like a meteorite, green fire engulfing her senses in the wrong way, not unlike her tenure as Jadesprite. The Green Sun burned in the back of her eyes as she fell.

     

    The fic wherein jade falls into rich's backyard and things spiral out from there

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    8/?
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    It's easy to think too much. You need to take a shower.

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    In which Kankri Vantas drops his vows and picks up two rad gamers. Just kidding, they pick him up and teach him the ways of red, red rom.

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    A mashup of dank stupid meme oneshots. Pls read if you like dank memes.

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    1/?
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    CA: look sol has been awwful quiet for a wwhile noww and i think something is wwrong
    CC: O)(?
    CA: yeah i think its got somethin to do wwith his dream
    CA: he talked to me about it sort of but i told him to talk to you about it instead and then he got all quiet like and out of nowwhere screamed his bloody head off an noww he aint talkin again
    CA: wwhat did you evven say to him
    CC: I told )(im not to worry about it, I’ll take care of everyt)(ing and also )(im!
    CA: fef he aint one a your cuttlefish

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    Karkat attends Death Weapon Meister Academy so he can achieve making his partner the ultimate Death Scythe. However, Lord Death decides that Karkat's partner is none only but Dave Strider himself, the most idiotic narccistic kid in school.

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    Rose and Kanaya hang out one night.

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    Gamzee Makara had always idolized the Batman, until the day he learned he'd never been supposed to. That wasn't the sort of hand life had dealt him, you know? Somehow, he'd come up with a hand full of Joker cards.

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    Most people don't even know how to interact with trolls, let alone how to keep eleven in one place without them killing each other. Even Redglare can only keep a tenuous peace, and she is a troll. Now you, a pacifist by nature with a talent for de-escalating conflicts, have been reassigned to the troll section of the prison you work at. Between cellmate conflicts, catnip dealing, a psychic pirate, and centuries-old grudges, you have no idea how you'll survive this.

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    3/?
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    Your name is Horuss Zahhak and you’ve ran away from your problems.

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    They actually stop and look at you this time, eyes wide and blinking. “Can I hear an answer first? I like things to be out in the open.”

    You rest the peonies on top of a cardboard box full of rifle ammunition. “No, I am not going to be your girlfriend just because you brought me stolen flowers. Although they are pretty. And smell very nice.”

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    It happens once when they're young and they just got out of a big fight; they're messy and covered in small bruises, purple dust, the stars shine bright and they fall on Meulin's lap, right in the middle of the plain, and every kiss they exchange is burning with adverted danger, red pink black grey with the thump-thump-thump of their hearts.
    They're alive.

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    It happens once when he's nothing but an entire spaceship pulsating with the faint chant of the stars, drunk on sadness and crushing speed, cold, huge and blood-less. A computer sings somewhere and he remembers the thrill of his laugh, the sharpness of her claws.
    They're dead. In his head they're on the forest grass again.

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    Chapters:
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    Before they were in a black romance, Dualscar and Mindfang were something more.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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