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    Be John Egbert==>

    Unfortunately you cannot be John Egbert because to be John Egbert is like rewriting the laws of paradox space. Which is to say, LONG and TEDIOUS. So let's skip the five-and-one and give you a close runner up :

    Be Juno Egbert==>

    Congratulations, your name is Juno Egbert; what will you do now?


    "A storm is coming; our storm. Emperor - we come for you!" - Frank Herbert

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    1/?
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    1
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    Tavros Nitram lives with his brother in a big house in a run down neighborhood.
    Rufioh Nitram is kind of a stalker.
    Vriska Serket accidentally becomes a caretaker to a someone she doesn't know well and that is dangerous.
    and more...
    (Formerly known as Battle of Bros or the one where Gamzee knows what he is doing and tries to hurt Tavros only to have the tables turned;Meanwhile Rufioh loves Dirk and stalks him)
    HIATUS

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    2
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    34
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate, but society is slow to change. Especially in times of desperation.

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    138,248
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    424
    Kudos:
    465
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    77
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    13227
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    You never should have listened to Terezi. Your dad always told you how important rules were and you just had to go and cheat, didn't you? Now your sister is dead because of you, and the lives of your two remaining friends are in your hands.

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    1/1
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    “As he looked down to the street he thought about all the ways this would make him happier but would hurt those around him. Soon enough he wouldn’t care though. He was done feeling like a failure and living a shell of a ‘life’. Karkat could not stop his body from doing what his heart knew was the wrong idea.”

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    18,122
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
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    9
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    Thoughts on death, in a manner of speaking.

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    1/1
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    New school year, even more bullying for Karkat Vantas. Until a new face appears and changes it all.
    Dave Strider has been slowly becoming more isolated and his savior is the last person anybody would expect.

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    6,447
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    427
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    "What's the 'Fuck List'?"
    "Don't look at that."
    "Is that my name on there?"
    "I said don't look at it! You can wipe that stupid smirk off your limp miserable face, it's not what it sounds like."

    Karkat doesn't believe in happiness, but would like to.
    Dave just wants to stop dying.

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    12,779
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    67
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    168
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1442
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    Ugh. Why did I do this? Just a silly one shot based on my friend's experience. I was bored.

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    466
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    31
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    After a couple centuries, the players decide to have babies. Dave and Karkat are the last couple to join the ectobaby party after much consideration. The following is what happens afterward.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    9
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    65
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    5
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    790
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    Alice Jane Liddell. That's me. I strive for a normal life with Jake, Roxy, Dirk and everyone else I joined the game with. But considering that this is my luck, that will never happen, even though it's my fault in the first place. I shouldn't have given myself false hope. I just don't understand why I can't have a more normal life. Even in the game my life was different, I had to break the habit of speaking in riddles just so that Jake could understand me. JAKE. I even dyed and cut my hair! Anyway, I guess I got to live my dream for a little while, right? Two years can go by so fast, though...

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    1/?
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    Many things have been said about troll genitalia, reproductive functions, Sex, puberty, Mother grubs, growth, Jade bloods, rainbow drinkers, sexes, sexualities and many others.
    Well, there are some more things that are about to be said.
    Whatever your headcanon may be, well, let me tell you: Consider this.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    “You, uh. You wanna run that nugget of genius by me again? ‘Cause I swear I heard you use the phrase ‘double-date.’ And that would be dumb. Like, the dumbest thing to happen in this or any universe.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Jade is an automail mechanic's apprentice. Dirk is an automail mechanic. They wind up with a client neither of them ever expected to see again.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    78
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    When Karkat Vantas is framed for the murder of a highly ranked Executioner, Terezi Pyrope decides that's just the case she wants to take on, even if her partner doesn't quite agree.

    Requested by Tumblr user phantaz ; I hope I do your idea justice.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    6
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU with shenanigans, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Kalo Vantas is a teacher, which he finds to be intensely rewarding. One day, a student of his has a panic attack in his classroom, just after school.

    A broken boy, though not in the way he thinks he is.

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    955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    165
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    In a land where trolls live, born with different bloodcolours and status a whole new turn will be taken. Only Highbloods of royal status are allowed to pick a partner and have the legal right to reproduce. Lowbloods are workers, Midbloods are helpers or objects and Highbloods rules the land. Three different castles with three different types of rulers share the land in three. The Peixes, The Amporas and The Makaras are the three royals and rulers. They pick what they want and get whatever they want. But soon the old traditions will be broken and a new system will be created. But how will the path look like? Filled with love, hate, blood and pain? Only one way to find out!

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    English
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    63,885
    Chapters:
    15/?
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    109
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    10
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    A spidertroll ensnares an incompetent infiltrator with an offer he dare not refuse.

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    3,153
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    107
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    Dave Strider: American sweetheart, Hollywood genius, mogul of comedy, satire, and shitty jpeg artifacts, and technologically paranoid asshole. When his manager finally convinces him to get a pet to help with his undiagnosed mental health issues nobody (least of all Dave himself) expects him to buy an android in a fit of willful defiance and ridiculously laughable irony.

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    English
    Words:
    18,405
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    663

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