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    Bro takes revenge for being forced to watch this dumb movie. And takes things too far, as always.

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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    10/?
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    CG: YOU’RE IN A CLASS WITH JIMMY JOHN?
    TG: no hes jimmy johns john
    CG: WAIT, HE ISN’T ACTUALLY JIMMY JOHN *FROM* JIMMY JOHN’S?
    TG: just john from jimmy johns
    CG: I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT THAT CLEARED UP.

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    2/?
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    “Dude, what did you even want to come over here for? It’s getting pretty late.”
    “Man, I don’t know…I just kinda had this FEELIN’. Besides, us two mother fuckers are mother fucking moirails, should be spending more quality time with each other, like real pals.”

    Basically Gamzee wants some down time with his moirail and it gets gay

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    College is a difficult transition for almost all of us. Growing up, dealing with life's everyday challenges, pulling all-nighters, and in Tavros and Gamzee's cases, pining for your roommate. This is a story about growth and change and hardships and good times and hoping that in the end, things turn out alright.

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    6/?
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    33
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    5
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. You don't ask for much. You work for Angela, even though she's terrible, and you play shogi with Mrs. Nomura, even though you're terrible, and when it comes right down to it, sometimes you beat the shit out of people, who are (without fail) terrible.

    Child-beaters, would-be rapists, crooked cops. If you take a little more satisfaction in it than is strictly heroic, that's on you. You're not cut out for the Skaia City Sentinel thing personality wise and you don't have the schedule flexibility for it either.

    Just hope you don't run into a supervillain, of course.

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    3
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    Before facing his long overdue verdict, Dualscar recounts the harrowing tale of the Orphaner and the Signless: the humble beginnings of a revolutionary movement, how the Signless slowly changed Dualscar's ways aboard his own ship, and the forbidden red romance that erupted as a result. He may not be able to change the future, but he can - at the very least - preserve the integrity of the past.

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    8/?
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    10
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    36
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    4
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    Archiver's N0tes 001

    When 48 players are all0wed int0 the same universe, terrible things are sure t0 happen. Herein is c0ntained the first part 0f the l0ng and terrible st0ry 0f a universe referred t0 as Alternus.

    We'll f0cus this part 0f 0ur retelling 0n Mituna Capt0r, Kurl0z Makara, and the grues0me fate that awaits them b0th at the hands 0f the Grand Highbl00d. The fate that I believe, t0 be the beginning 0f 0ur st0ry and the catalyst f0r all future events.

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    1/?
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    John is lost in the woods and two people find him and take him home. Though, he's pretty sure they're not human and what's worse is they might be his sister's only hope.

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    1/?
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    He's been real for awhile now, but he isn't sure he'll ever get used to the feeling.

    (In which Dirk is jealous, Jake is shameless and BGD's existence continues to be very, very weird.)

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    1/1
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    3
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    Jake hasn't been seen out of the house in months. He hasn't responded to texts or calls, hasn't shown up at parties, and hasn't answered the door for anyone. People are starting to get worried about him, especially Dirk Strider, his ex-boyfriend from years ago. Finally it becomes too much for Dirk to handle, so he shows up at Jake's door. Why has Jake been cooped up all this time?

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    “What?” He turns fully towards you, a proud smile on his face, and your bulges twist in your sheath.
    “There is no significant difference in lifespan betwween trolls in different positions on the hemospectrum.” Your eyebrows shoot up, and the words tumble out of your mouth before you can stop them.
    “What do you need me to help with, then?” The grin melts off his face, and he takes a deep breath without saying anything. You furrow your brow, and wonder what the hell it could be that’s so unconquerable he won’t even smile.
    “It’s not fair of me to ask you to do this, Mr. Captor."
    “Thollux.”
    “Sollux. It’s not fair for me to ask this of you, but, wwell... It’s our only choice, and death tends to be unfair.”

    (Eridan is the leader of a rebellion that's largely been successful. Now, however, everything he's worked for could be lost, as the imperial government has devised a petrifying new weapon, and he needs Sollux's help to bring it down)

    FUCKING SHITTY AO3 DONT COUNT THE FUCKING FORMATTING YOU ADD TO MY GODDAMN SUMMARY AS BEING INCLUDED IN THE CHARACTER COUNT. FUCK OFF OKAY I HAD THE GREATEST SUMMARY EVER AND YOU RUINED IT. IT WAS EXACTLY 1250 CHARACTERS LONG AND IT WAS EXQUISITE.

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    2/?
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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    18
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    50
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    When Dirk rolls out a list of kinks he's into and would be down to trying out, he isn't sure how his two boyfriends will take it. Suddenly faced with the two eager to please dorks doing their homework and being fully prepared to please, though? Now he's not sure how HE'LL handle it.

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    Vriska is a dead meme.

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    75
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    This isn't really a fanfiction; it's honestly just a little string I think I'm going to use. "Chapters" will be new messages and information, and anyone who'd like to suggest stories, ships, or kinks for me to write about are welcome to in the comments.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    A 12 year old girl spends father's day with her stuffed grandpa's corpse and her trusty god dog

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    Homesmut kinkmeme prompt: "Rufioh is a god but he disguises himself as a mortal. He picks up Horuss in a bar and they have sex with Horuss power-topping. Horuss finds out afterwards Rufioh is a god and he's like "I called god a dirty little bitch I am doomed" but Rufioh is cool."

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    Rose and Roxy have planned a fun evening of drinking, video games, and movies at Roxy's place. To Rose's amusement, when she arrives she finds Roxy urinating on the welcome mat. Peeing in strange places turns out to be a common guilty pleasure of theirs, and as the evening goes on the two of them have some fun deciding on places to relieve themselves. Eventually the idea of diapers comes up, and the two of them are intrigued enough to try...

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    94
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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you have THE WORST JOB. You would’ve quit by now, if not for...him. You have to stay. You’re kinda obligated to.

    (In which Karkat is a radio intern, and sees a suicidal boy across the rooftop)

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    English
    Words:
    2,725
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
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