8401 - 8420 of 43032 Works in Homestuck

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Rose Lalonde has been rich from birth. Her blanket as an infant was Versace, she drives a Bugatti, she is rich. She is beyond rich, and that's the life she's know. It's always been her against the world with a small group of allies, and a mother that can't stand up half the time. Thrown into the look is her brother, a figure she's only heard of. He's Texan Trash of the highest degree, and he's never had a dime in his life. Thrown together when their father is arrested, she finds a number of things in her life are changing. For starters, she's going to need a job. One that requires some muscle, which she now happens to have. Of course, jumping into the world of criminal activity isn't safe. She certainly can't go to prison. Orange isn't her color, and she's certainly not ready to give up eyeshadow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,042
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    61
  2. Tags
    Summary

    The Grand Highblood wants answers on his Neophyte's death, and the only one who could possibly know anything is his former Archeradicator turned Exile, Darkleer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,250
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    111
  3. Tags
    Summary

    "I put your doll on the bed. You should be more careful dude its pretty torn up.”

    He raised a brow at that. “What doll? Cal hasn’t come out of my room like ever.”

    “It was in front of the house out on the sidewalk. I figured you dropped it.”

    “Weird.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,028
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    919
  4. Tags
    Summary

    He has to pee so badly. How long are they going to keep doing this? Why didn’t he excuse himself earlier, before they started fighting? He feels like he might cry.

     

    Or, Dirk has to pee during a fight.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1876
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The Condescension is cooking her guests according to an old Alternian recipe.

    Read at own disgression.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,081
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1291
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Two dysfunctional trolls happened to meet each other online. Their friendship evolves to something just a bit more than friendship, but what exactly is it? And how did this friendship come to be?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,919
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    983
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Long distance relationships are hard. They are even harder when you have no idea when they are going to end. John and Dave are working on it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    417
  8. Tags
    Summary

    It's cannon that trolls just leave bodies to rot.

    That didn't make any sense to me, so have highbloods being sad about people being dead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    948
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    49
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Chic-Fil-A tries to save face by letting gay couples eat free; the only problem? Dave's flying solo these days. But as long as he finds someone to pretend to date him, a free lunch is as good as his, as long as no one finds out, anyway.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    564
  10. Tags
    Summary

    While you're both plagued by headaches, Karkat pretends they're not there, which you can only assume makes them worse. So, you offer the troll a chance to try some of your herbal teas to try and help.

    Karkat X Reader fluff

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1160
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Dave and John have been together since they were little, but can they get together and act like adults when they're all grown up?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,081
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    333
  12. Tags
    Summary

    This apartment, these walls and corners, these floors and doorways, they’re Dirk’s refuge. His shell, his armor. This place is light and warmth in an endlessly empty dark sea, a piece of the past to cling to in the wreckage of the future. A gift from his brother, a birthday present, the present of having birthdays, of being a human in a place meant for humans. Dirk could go out on rocket board, on rap-bot, on rafts, following the gulls, living free out under the sky, sailing by the light of the stars, but always he’d return to his sanctuary, his roost, his home.

    This apartment is Dave’s cage, and he spent thirteen years crammed up against the bars by a man who did not love him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,986
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    802
    Bookmarks:
    213
    Hits:
    4619
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Cronus convinces Kankri to let him paint on the mutant's body.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    478
  14. Tags
    Summary

    A run in with a highblood bent on taking what he believes is his. When you get caught, there's not much left for you to do.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2397
  15. Tags
    Summary

    When the way the Empire works (the way it always has) isn't good enough, someone has to step up to the platform and fix it; but fixing this would be much more difficult than Signless had ever anticipated. What his ancestor had done, he felt he had to reverse. That was his purpose.
    But change is always slow, and may of the people that need it never feel it. Trolls who weren't really trolls, like #28374991, knew this very well. Life is terrible, painful and short, and it is simply best to accept it and move along. Some trolls are people, and some trolls are property, and he was of the latter kind-- bound to serve the aristocracy of the Empire for the little time he had.

    But how can anyone fix an Empire filled with powerful people opposed to change and under-privileged people who had no say for the changes they wanted?
    Not without copious amounts of distress, death, betrayal and (because what sort of work would this be without it) romance, of course.

    Follow Signless and Psiioniic as they waft their way through political bullshit to find a happy, healthy and loving matespritship.
    (And watch out for the eventual sequel, where Sollux and Karkat show up, and even more drama unfolds)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,337
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    301
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Want?
    Need?
    Love?
    You don’t know what this is, and it’s driving an auger into your think-pan.

    The events of Love You Forever from Karkat's perspective.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1269
  17. Tags
    Summary

    When all four of the adults somehow turn into infants, it's up to the kids to take care of them until they can be returned to normal.
    Featuring the appearance of Not Actually Psychotic Damara Megido, Jade 'I-Barely-Know-How-To-People-Don't-Hand-Me-That-Crying-Thing' Harley, Dave 'The Baby Savant' Strider, and Jane 'I Will Never Ever Ever Have Kids' Crocker.
    With guest appearances by Karkat 'That Thing is Weirdly Gross In a Super Weird Cute Way' Vantas, and Jake 'Nope!' English.

    Part of my Aftermath AU, though there's no way of telling where in the timeline this story falls. Can be read alone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,335
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    596
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Your face flushes pink after glancing at your ankle, at the start of the swelling and bright purple appearance of the bruise.

    You sprained your ankle from falling off your bike because you were ogling a short, angry ginger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    418
  19. Tags
    Summary

    It is not wise to encroach upon the territory of a higher blood caste, especially not as night turns to day. But with his domain between you and the quickest way home, and the suns rising on the horizon, the risk might be worth it. In more ways than one.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,412
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    978
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you are sixteen and you pretty much live alone. Sort of.

    I'm terrible at summaries, sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,735
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    378

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation