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    What with being Lord English's slave and all, The Handmaiden hasn't ever celebrated 12th Perigee.

    Aradia decides to show her ancestor of what's she's missed out on.

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    hala yeff opened his eyes. . . And died

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    Fuck, you really liked those pants.

    You'll just have to buy new ones... (Maybe you'll get her to buy you new ones.)

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    Another amazing prompt from Olive_the_Olive

    So we've gotten glimpses of Rose's writing. Assuming Jasprosesprite continues to write, and keeping in mind that she has memories of many different versions of Rose, and their various creative endeavors, what would she end up writing about? Feline horrors of the jungle abyss? Wizards with an entire universe of magical systems and spells that mostly seem to involve yarn? Thickly veiled fanfiction of the fate of some doomed timeline? Thinly veiled fanfiction of the alpha timeline, starring her, where she saves the day with her sharp wit and sharper claws? The pawsibilities are endless.

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    Your name is JOHN. You’re a POLICE OFFICER, specialised in UNDERCOVER WORK. You get the task of making contacts in TEXAS’ DRUG SCENE in the hopes of finding an INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL. But the search for this mysterious dealer is quickly abandoned when you meet DAVE STRIDER.

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    It was reassuring, in its own way, to know that nobody could ever hate him as much as he hated himself.

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    “This may come as a blow to you personally, but there’s no time better than the present, I guess,” he shrugs.

    “What is it?” Your mouth is growing dry in worry. He tugs at his collar in discomfort one last time.

    “Madam Crocker is a genuinely wicked person. Rotten to her slimy center. A murderer if I’ve ever known one.”

    You blink.

    “I already knew that.” The waiter stops in his tracks to stare at you.

    “What?” He asks, dumbfounded.

    “She’s not even my actual grandmother,” you venture further.

    He slowly leans closer to you.

    What?” He repeats, bewilderment stamped across his entire being.

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    Dirk has a dream which prompts him to make an unusual request in the bedroom.

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    The really cool assignment from Olive_the_olive ;

    Okay this is a prompt that I came up with last year that still works:

    Detective AU. Neophyte Legislacerator Latula Pyrope is the newest cop on the streets. But what happens when an eccentric thief going by the name “Spinneret” starts leaving long, intricate riddles for the police? Perhaps Latula is forced to take up this headache of a case as a newbie, but she is sure she can catch the thief – in her own, radical way! Really hoping for a chase scene where Latula is in hot pursuit on her skateboard, possibly pulling some ill stunts. Basically, the idea is a Latula and Aranea in somewhat similar roles to the ones they grew up in on Alternia, but with more of the personality we've discovered about them more recently. This could take place on a Beforus which never experienced Sburb, or a mashup of Beforus/Alternia/Earth, which would allow you to include any characters you wanted to. Tagged as both pre and post scratch version of the characters. This can be gen or romance, do whatever you'd like with it.

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    Bro/John in Bro's point of view. After getting hammered, Bro wakes up to a 19 year old john in dave's bed and tries to remember what the hell happened last night.

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    Where Dirk gets a bit sassy and Jake finally pulls out his guns.

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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Considering it to be no big deal, Dirk runs headfirst into a mission that he most definitely wasn't prepared for.

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    “Love doesn’t die with death. Love is like liquid; when it pours out, it seeps into others’ lives. Love changes form and shape. Love gets into everything. Death doesn’t conquer all; love does. Love wins every single time. Love wins by lasting through death. Love wins by loving more, loving again, loving without fear.”
    ― Kate O'Neill

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    In which Dave Strider realizes just how cute Karkat is when he sleeps.

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    Just a few gayass ficlets for the two gayass dorks.
    They pretty much all take place in the same universe, but it's in no way a series or actual story. Just some fluffy stuff I did in my spare time.

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    2/?
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    With your gossipy family already alight with speculation over the breakup you don't want to talk about there's not much you could do to cause much more of a stir. So of course you had to do the one thing that would make everyone start breathing down your neck.

    You swear this is all Rose's fault.

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    Have you ever wondered what would happen if Saitama fought Her Imperial Condensation? Wonder no longer, I wrote it down for you.

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    There's this song that I think Roxy would love, and probably sing all the time.

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    In which Jade Vert, the heiress to the illustrious Crocker Corporation, has some family difficulties involving her step-grandmother, makes some unlikely friends, and ultimately finds love.

    Mirror Mirror/Snow White AU

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    The opposing attorney, that is, the lawyer of the person that your client is suing, is smiling at you. And it’s not like your habitual intimidating grin either, or an adrenalin rush fueled smile of excitement, or even a smug smirk, thinking that she’s going to win. She is, to be perfectly honest, smiling very sweetly at you. You can hear it in her voice. Odd. (Interesting.)

     

    Miss Pyrope and Miss Leijon play a game.

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