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    Solquius Kismesistude: Thats About It

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    cum for the HOT SEXY TIMES, STAY FOR EVEN MORE HOT SEXY TIMES. it's on like donkey kong with these utterly SUMPTUOUS drabbles. request for more hawt lovins xx

    Language:
    English
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    197
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    A fanfiction with original characters set in the world of Homestuck.

    Bronze blood Zeenia Quhten has been dragged into a real life game called Sgrub, mostly against her will, and lack of information. No one in this game knows exactly what's going on or what they're supposed to do. This is going to be fun~

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    English
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    8,313
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

    Language:
    English
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    10,628
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    820
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    What do you do when your one-in-a-million fuschiablooded friend is convinced the return of the Gods is right around the corner?

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    English
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    2,106
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    In which the youngest princess of Derse receives a mutant blooded troll as a gift of a slave from the troll empress, he finds himself taken under her wing to be trained to be a proper retainer for her, and subsequently they engage in numerous accounts of odd, roundabout courting rituals and rather intensely intimate circumstances.

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    English
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    2,288
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    58
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    AU: Back before he moved, Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas were (usually) best friends. However, when Karkat flies out from Ohio to see Strider after six months, he's shocked to see how much his bro has changed - with the new car, the new best friend, and the new need to leave Karkat behind every chance he gets, fighting is inevitable.

    Language:
    English
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    17,396
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    469
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    What happens when Terezi's mind powers overload for a moment and hit a target on this new earth? Kankri's past is seen and explored as they all observe his memories that were long hidden. How will they react to this side of him they've never seen before?

    Language:
    English
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    13,841
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    496
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    Why is this troll, this deadly, dangerous troll, why is she in this flat? How did this brilliant mind end up on Earth? You can imagine her carving fierce gouges through alien empires, tearing her way up the ranks of vicious bluebloods into command. You can imagine her doing some damage.
    What is she doing here, on this planet of pacifist humans and tired, worn-out trolls?


    One ex-Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope requires a place to lie low for some indeterminable amount of time.
    Consulting detective Rose Lalonde is happy to oblige.

    Language:
    English
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    8,570
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    80
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    Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. 

    Everyone on Earth C is paired up. Except for Jade Harley, who doesn't even have someone to slow dance with at Rose and Kanaya's wedding.

    That is, until an unlikely swing partner brings her out onto the floor.
    Fluffy. Rarepair. 1950s style GCATavrosprite x Jade Harley.

    Series
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    English
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    2,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    “Hang on, hang on, hang on,” he pants out. There’s an adorable red flush high on his cheeks. “What the hell is going on? What’s — what’s —"

    “What’s this?” you say, giving him a little nudge with your hip. His brows crease adorably but he still doesn’t pull away. “Congrats, you’re the owner of a shiny new dingdong! Wanna take it out for a test run?”

    You’d never in a million, billion years expect him to say yes. But he bites his lip and doesn’t say no.

    Language:
    English
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    2,678
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    197
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    You ruined your dad's business deal. You embarrassed yourself in front of a bunch of people who mattered- who you were trying to fuckin' impress. Your brother is never going to let you live it down, and honestly, you don't blame him.

    It's not every day you have an extreme allergic reaction in the middle of a fancy dinner with important business prospects.

    Language:
    English
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    9,571
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    545
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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

    Language:
    English
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    20,843
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1621
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    The Heir Of Breath's adventure truly starts after the credits where he must listen to the Heart and the Mind.

    A little something I've been thinking about since the credits and I've finally given up and started writing it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,052
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    371
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    Dave Strider wrote the book on irony. Literally. Well, not a book, but a peer-reviewed academic paper with over 200 footnotes. Billionaire, movie producer, and now bonafide scholar. Oh, and primary financier and ironicist of the North American resistance to the Baroness of Crockercorp. It's 2006 and the sea levels are rising too fast, the food is full of "vitamins" that make you passive, and information is disappearing from the internet at the Baroness's whim. Dave joined the resistance long before his breakout movie success with SBaHJ; Rose's visions left no doubt that the two of them would be on the frontlines of the fight to save the world. He just hadn't expected Rose to ask him to house one of their fellow freedom fighters for a while, or for him to have *such* a nice ass. Yeah, he wrote the book on irony, so he knows exactly where this is going.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,200
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    353
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    Dave Strider isn’t the kind of kid who gets tied up in murder investigations. He’s the kind of kid who deliberately tries to avoid murder investigations, actually. He doesn’t intend to get wrapped up in the death of Skaia High School’s resident quarterback, or to be forcefully befriended by the teenage second coming of Oliver Wendell Holmes. He certainly doesn’t intend to get a boyfriend, either.

    Terezi Pyrope, on the other hand, intends everything.

    Language:
    English
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    4,651
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    81
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    When Dirk Strider meets his Sugar Daddy, Jake English, for the first time, he is swept off his feet. But what happens when he realizes Jake is just as awkward as him? What happens when Dirk's younger brother Dave is hell-bent on finding something wrong with Jake? What happens when Dirk's boss Roxy and Jake's ex-wife Jane start dating each other? Shenanigans, of course. Shenanigans are what always happens in these fics.

    Language:
    English
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    8,836
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1273
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    Real. This felt so real. He could feel his heartbeat in his fingertips, feel the damp earth’s springy give beneath his shoes. Dave was a monster and his brother was a monster and John was going to die.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,422
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    40
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    The sequel to the sequel that no one asked for, but everyone needed. Chief Petty Officer Roxy Lalonde and Helmsman Aradia Megido are back again for one last interstellar romp. Expect nothing less than the sexiest results yet—courtesy of a binding, legislacerator-enforced contract.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,658
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    453
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    An AU in which the trolls are all (human) genetic experiment mutants, except they mostly just have medical problems and no awesome powers. Also Doc Scratch is creepy as hell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,553
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    460

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