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    “Is it? I don’t think there’s anything wrong with me, nurse.” The last word is pointed. Come-the fuck-on, Karkat. You’re trying to be sexy. The corner of your mouth turns up.

    “It’s normal to be embarrassed about impotence, sir.” You point the last word right back at him and he looks like he’s about to explode with how much he‘s blushing.

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    Lilo lost Stitch a couple months ago. The two of them had been best friends for several years, and now Lilo is 15 and recovering from the loss of her best friend. When a chunk of meteor tosses a piss-y troll into her arms, how will they get along?

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    Karkat never expected to live this long. Really, he should have died long before any of the others. Although, with great age come great losses, and Karkat gets reminded of his every day from anew.

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    Things arent always as real as one would like them to be. Sollux gets reminded of that over and over again.

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    Continuation of Little Talks

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    "And you want to forget the way he’d tease you with that stupid smirk over a grainy webcam image at three o’clock in the morning, and you want to forget the way you felt as you drug yourself through the school day; half asleep but satisfied that you were in your sluggish state because you’d wasted half a night talking about something you didn't even remember with your dumbass boyfriend who lived a thousand miles away."

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    He doesn't actually smell like ass. He smells like apple juice and the overheated plastic of his laptop, with a hint of chalk dust and the perfume you always smell on Rose.

    Dave just chuckles, and it's music to your ears every time he does. You always know you're doing something right when he does.

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    You always found it funny how they never spilled any blood when they died. A bullet to the heart, a knife right there, and yet no blood spurt out. It was a lot less funny when you found yourself unable to kill one because of an unfortunate accident.
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    Features dorky vampire dualscar and sassy hunter psii

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    The title lies not; a gigantic Feferi Peixes, observed by an incompetent devil named Wormwood, awakens in a city literally made of evil and built by devils. After working out where she is, she comes to a perfectly logical conclusion: break everything there. Written as a gift for Giantessfeferi on tumblr!

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    Kankri has just moved in and has to go to a whole new school. Everything is practically normal in his new high school, oddly meeting other people rather quickly. His friend Porrim introduces him to people. Due to him speaking rather a lot. Makes some problems. until he finds a tall fellow. Suddenly falling in love with him. You know what they say, 'love at first sight'.

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    So you’re about to fuck your Bro, also a younger Bro, and also yourself.

    Is it weird that you think that’s kind of hot?

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    This school year is gonna rock! (Well, thats what you think.) You're finally meeting your internet buddies! Little did stupid, naïve you know, was that this year was most likely to get you in jail, juvie, child slavery, or maybe even.. The dreaded…
    Principle's office….
    And soon, you're starting to miss the privacy the internet provided…

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    An auspisticism involving Harry Potter characters.

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    Vriska is visiting for a few weeks over the summer while class is out. She got here about five days ago.

    You’ve discovered that she’s hot when she’s mad.

    Like really fucking hot.

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    After the final battle, Karkat employes the ultimate game shenanigans to revive the others. But the whole thing has a nasty side effect of him dying. With mostly heavy hearts, the other trolls move on to the new planet that waits for them in the newly created universe.

    Preperations are made, the Mothergrub is hatched, and everything seems normal. To everyones shock however, only a few days later, an bright red egg is found in the caverns with no material ever having been given to the Mothergrub. With Kankri denying having anything to do with it, the egg is closley monitored until it hatches.

    And when it does, the resemblence is unkanny. Its Karkat! Seems that the shouty mutant got another chance at life. Fast forward about three sweeps, and Karkat finds himself spending every week at another bloodlines hive since everyone is busy with setting up the new planet for the revival of thier race. Together with reported sightings of unindentified figures lurking around, shenanigans are bound to take place.

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    Dave wakes up to see he is trapped in an unknow place with a demon above him.

    This is just porn. Read the tags. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

    But if you guys want more i might revive Dave

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    Jack and the other Guardians nearly lost themselves during Sburb/Sgrub, and so to ensure that doesn't happen Jack is sent to Alternia so that he can establish belief there. He ends up hanging around Eridan and realising exactly how bad it is for him...Especially with a certain Captor about.

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    “such an eager fucker today, aren’t ya?” He grins, seeing the demon is already hard. “Don’t worry, still ain’t even thinking about going easy on you Kurloz. Now tell me, do you want me to fuck that pretty little ass of yours? Or would you prefer that I bend over and spread for you?”

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    Listen to "The Bed Song" by Amanda Palmer to get the full affect of this fic.

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    It is Dave's 19th birthday and he decides to spend it by getting fake id's with his friends to go clubbing. Dave's older brother, Dirk, decides he doesn't have to stay in when he could also be out having drinks with friends, so he grabs them and goes to a gay club. Dirk gets completely wasted and fools around a bit with a younger sexy looking man on the dance floor who invites him back to his motel room. Drunken mishaps ensue which ultimately lead to quite possibly the worst mistake he's ever made in his entire life. Conflicted feelings, denial, and slow build are to follow.

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