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    In which a boy tries to prove his love to his matesprite, while said matesprite has no idea what is going on.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    11
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    51
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    4
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    Sometimes, he's just Dave.

    The ordinary, cool, human Dave. And he's okay with that.

    But sometimes, he can feel someone else pulsing under his skin, some other side of him that forces its way in and pushes everything else to the side. A person that leaves him feeling breathless and confused and stronger than ever before. Every day is a fight. Because he doesn't know whether to keep it chained or set it free.
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    Karkat is a college kid trying to make it in the opportunistic town of New Skaia, who has a loving moirail and no worries in life. Karkat is a college kid who is failing his classes, is completely out-of-place in New Skaia, and is afraid he might be the one who cares more. Karkat is a kid who is trying to make it in life, despite his blood disorder and the fact the world likes to kick him when he's down.

    Karkat is so, so tired.

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    23,691
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
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    Playing games is fun, they said. Youll be safe, they said.

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    3,241
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    54
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    The madness has begun! Regina meeting Loki. Sherlock and Tony Stark working together? Draco Malfoy traveling with the Doctor? Bella hunting down Edward? Homestuck characters well... I'm pretty sure they're always like that. Besides that Something is seriously wrong with all the characters they are acting as if someone is taking over their actions and making them act like they're from a fan written story. Could that be it? If so what happened to their usual writers? Why am I asking you all these questions?

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    2,424
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    70
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    So Dirk and Dave have a thing, but they have to hide it from the rest of the school. Then Roxy comes along and screws stuff up, and Dirk thinks it's all his fault and lots of things happen yeah I don't know how to explain it without spoilers. Just read it if you're really curious enough. Sorry for making Roxy seem like a total bitch I know that's not in her character, just needed a girl who liked Dirk and putting OCs in fanfictions really just isn't my thing anymore, and Roxy already likes Dirk in the first place so here you go. ((Previously titled "Narcissist Game Too Strong" because I failed to think of anything better when I first published it.))

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    14,323
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    440
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    Typical kid/troll college AU fic, with davekat being the central theme. Everything is told through their perspectives. Many ships fly. Many ships sink. It's a long road. We enter the story the first weekend of freshmen year, before Dave and Karkat meet. If you're looking for slow buildup, this is your game.

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    63,643
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1105
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    Only weeks before the 4th Holy Grail War, a worldwide pulse of unidentifiable energy seems to have warped the summoning ritual, leaving seven Masters to deal with teenage heroes and demigods from an entirely different layer of reality, not to mention the War itself. (Homestuck characters (around the age 16-17 time period) end up as Servants. Hilarity and tragedy ensues.)

    This is it. A maelstrom of insanity, unbearable frustration. You've already learned that there's nothing you can do to make your fate any less cruel. You are at your breaking point. No, beyond it; you're living in the world that exists after you've lost your mind. Only shreds of your identity remain, the broken, tattered bits of what was once a proud Magus.

    You've reached your second hour of loitering in a small, weird Japanese video rental store, waiting for Rider to finish picking out the worst movies you can even imagine. Using your money. Finally, you know what it is to face true despair. It's a half-ghost kid with buck teeth who's just grabbed another awful tape off the shelf with a look on his face like he's already in heaven.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    164
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    I may have kidnapped some characters, forced them into an abandoned warehouse, and am now televising their torture... But hey! At least you get to dare them!

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    1,315
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    286
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    Bro gets Dave to wear a remote-controlled vibrator during a strife. Dave thinks it's just Bro testing him. Dave is wrong.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    College AU where bio student Vriska's project is ruined by a douchebag in her class. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    475
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    TG: this is the way we get drunk in the morning drunk in the morning drunk in the morning
    CG: THIS IS THE WAY SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT’S COFFEE
    TG: hoo boy touchy much
    TG: we should get together sometime
    CG: IF ANYONE’S TOUCHY IT
    CG: WHAT?

     

    In Which Two Internet Friends Finally Get Together In Real Life And Everything Goes Completely Off The Rails

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    13
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    390
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    In a green house, on the edge of a blue universe, a white doctor keeps dark things. An entire timeline, corrupted by a foreign body, created a perfect stable of whores for the Doctor. He offers them for pittances, because they enjoy the work that they do greatly. And he enjoys seeing the expressions on the faces of heroes when they see how they could have turned out. All characters are inexplicably 18 or older, thanks to the sinister intervention of some dark and shadowy being that has manipulated all of this into happening.

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    10,227
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Repetition has never held much appeal for you, not even when you were alive and your dreams meant something more than a joke with no punch line, but being trapped in a cesspool of memories is no way to make a fresh start... Your friends are your worst enemies and comfort is a two-edged sword when offered with such contempt, so you find yourself alone again, and again, and again.

    So when the first breath of change steals into your monotonous existence, what can you possibly do except cling to it for as long as he will let you?

    [Writing schedule gone to hell. Not actually on hiatus, but updates will be very irregular.]

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    English
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    37,798
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    "God, you look smokin' hot, Kanny. I almost thought you were a boy there." His face was cute, but his actions were not. You sincerely wanted to shank him right there. Oh, how you loved public school.
    Your voice turned cold with your response, "I am a boy."
    His eyes widened, sea green boring into your cognac irises. He flicked his pencil as if it were a cigarette, his hands jittering around it. It was clear that he was going through withdrawal, he mustn't have had his usual morning smoke.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Thirty Days of Porny Porkri goodness, all somewhere between three hundred and one thousand words as written by me. Tags will be added as I go through each challenge.

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    883
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    31
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    Finals are finally over and Dave and John (Rose and Kanaya too) all go to this cute diner. Dave and John get served by an angry little in the closet albino and Dave figures out that if he keeps on stuttering John's going to notice sooner or later...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,448
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    83
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,948
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    11
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    Being a teenager is hard, everyone knows that. But being a teenager like you.. it's different. It's pretty hard making friends when you live in a dilapidated apartment, and have wings fucking sewn into your back.

    That is, until you met him.

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    English
    Words:
    7,539
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    537
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    Dave asks Dad for permission to marry John, and Dad gives Dave a fatherly speech about his son growing up.

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    English
    Words:
    2,056
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    56

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