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    dav likd tp cuk so he gut karkut an he ses
    "HEY KAK UNENNA KUUK WIT ME"
    an he ses
    "YEAAAAAAAAAA"

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    1/1
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    [Superhero/Villain AU - DirkJake]

    The Prince of Heart had a mission: kill the Page of Hope, avenge the Knight.

    --

    Dirk Strider knew what his job entailed, and he was okay with it, until of course he found out the true identity of his target.

    He didn't think it was fair, but he knew nothing was fair in love and war.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    110
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    13
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    "They'll take the kids away," he said, gasping like all the oxygen in the room had disappeared. "I can't let that happen, I can't protect them if they're not here."

    "No they won't, I promise I won't let them. Dirk. Please," Roxy said. She rested her rifle against her shoulder. She took one step towards him.

    "A crazy dad and a former alcoholic of a mom, and you don't think they'll take them away," he said, practically snarling at her.

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    2/?
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    2
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    5
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    1
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    Every single day, Jade comes in for the daily flower.

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    A Dersite Guard tells of the events that lead to the end of the Skaian War, of how Mobius Trip and Hadron Kaleido eventually bring the Royalty to their knees, and of his own involvement in a conspiracy spanning all of paradox space.

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    English
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    11,622
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    6
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    3
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    262
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    “Something bad is happening.”
    She turned to face him, raising one immaculate eyebrow. “Have you felt something?”
    Psiioniic adjusted his visor before holding up both his grey pinkies. Two faint lines of energy crackled between the digits, one red, and one blue. Dolorosa let out a minute sigh. The last time those two lines had appeared they’d been stuck on a very dark, very dangerous planet for a week. It was not going to be a good day.

    Jedi Knights Dolorosa and Psiioniic have been sent to the small planet of Naboo to negotiate with the Trade Federation over a shipping route dispute. When things do not go as planned, the two knights are thrown into a political frenzy, escaping to a desert planet to protect a queen. It's on that hot, rock of a planet Tatooine that they find an unexpected little boy...

    Yes, this is a Star Wars au of the Phantom Menace. It is the first installment of the Paradox Space Wars series. All eight, and counting, Star Wars rewrites are in the works. Updates every Sunday and Thursday.

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    English
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    23,323
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    2
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    139
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. He could remember the fifth, sixth, and parts of the seventh with more clarity than he could remember last week, but the first four years were all but lost to the unending stream of time. 

    A dead Queen. A missing King. The forces of Prospit and Derse are at war on two fronts--with each other, and with the deadly, enigmatic forces of the Furthest Ring from the north. Naturally, a whole bunch of teenagers are responsible for fixing everything.

    [[Steampunk-esque, pseudo-modern kingdom AU. Essentially modern fantasy, with tropes of medieval fantasy.]]

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    English
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    67,263
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    35
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    82
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    6
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    Dave at his lowest point of self-loathing and kinda rambles on about Bro and Dirk. There is a lot of rambling here. Fair warning, I suppose. This will have multiple chapters, all sadstuck. I do take requests for Strider-based (and occasionally Lalonde-based) writing prompts. Feel free to ask me if you want any idea of yours written. This work is rated for teen and up audiences because of graphic depictions of violence, and possibly future depictions of sexual activity. Rating can and, most likely, will change.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Dave learns the hard way that unproductive does not mean lazy, and sometimes relaxing can be exhausting.

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    1/1
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Sollux Captor has issues, and he's trying to work through them. But with a rambunctious family, and conflicting emotions, it's hard. It's hard growing up, and nobody understands.

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    English
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    33,265
    Chapters:
    13/15
    Comments:
    23
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    24
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    3
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    Sollux can't sleep.
    Eridan can't sleep because Sollux is waking him up with the dumbest stuff and maybe also relevant questions as to where the fuck he is.
    (Sollux can't admit to missing Eridan.)

     

    (No Game AU where Eridan joined the Alternian fleet. Slow build.)

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    English
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    8,520
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    51
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    553
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    (Mostly) request non-chatlog POV snippets from the 0k-verse. There will be spoilers all over the place here.

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    • Part 2 of 0k
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    English
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    54,937
    Chapters:
    245/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2998
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    Collection of both finished and unfinished works i didnt know what to do with.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Sick of all her furrends fighting, or purrhaps to relieve their stress, Nepeta sets up a huge roleplay memo.
    It doesn't end well

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    English
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    1,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    A collection of the prompt drabbles I've done over on tumblr. Will update ships and tags as necessary.

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    English
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    9,940
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    34
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    62
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    6
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    They both thought their times at Hogwarts would be relatively normal: make friends, learn magic, and later on, graduate and get jobs in the wizarding world. But Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider never expected to be part of something bigger.

    In their first year alone, what sort of challenges will these two face to not only bring them closer together, but bring them one step closer to saving the wizarding world- even the muggle world- as we know it? And what do their eyes have to do with it?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    18
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    2
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    167
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    English
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    38,509
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    172
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    25
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    3192
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    Transboy!Karkat runs into some bathroom problems and enlists the help of a friend.

    I highly suggest you only read this if you're into copious amounts of piss.

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    English
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    2,525
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    562
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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

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    • Part 1 of 0k
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,837
    Chapters:
    141/?
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    327
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    5662
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    Vriska challenges some of the others to pretend to be matespirits at school for a full week.

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    English
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    4,924
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    98

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