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    The world was burning. Either that, or it was slowly being consumed by nothing. The memories are fuzzy. But still they remember a door opening and fleeing through it. Or maybe they just dreamed that bit. But here they are now, in a place just enough like home that it nose-dives straight into the uncanny valley when nice things start happening.

    And at the same time, two civilisations make an astonishing discovery. They actually share their orbit around the sun with a second planet. And if that wasn’t impossible enough, it shows alarming signs of being populated by another (arguably) intelligent species.

    The gods must be crazy.

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    The only good thing about Karkat Vantas' life is John Egbert. The only bad thing about Sollux Captor's life is Eridan Ampora.
    At least that's what everyone thinks.

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    14/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you think you think you feel something for your friend.

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    2/?
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    John and Dave go christmas shopping for each other

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    I am so very sorry this is terri bl e

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    Lord English attacks the kids and trolls after they meet for the first time, and Dave is left with only the corpses of his friends for company and freaks.

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    Let’s review:

    - They were both boys (an important part of the criteria)
    - They had both, at some point in their lives, had a thing for you (establishing a similarity, also important)
    - They both enjoyed playing video games
    - They were both huge nerds with interests ranging from comic books to fantasy novels and everything else in between
    - They were both obnoxious assholes

    Oh.

    Okay, maybe that last bullet point explains your problem.

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    A particularly hot day in Texas rolls upon the Strider apartment and so do two hormonal twin teens. While the cats -Bro and D- are away, the mice -Dave and Di- will play as some quality heart to heart brother and sister chatting turns to something more

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    1/1
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    Written for HSO 2013. Found poetry fic for VriskaRose

    Used text: Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Relationships can be just a tumultuous as the ocean, Hal knows it well. But they're just as easily unhinged by their own force as they are built back up.

    And it only takes a moment to break something down and a lifetime to fix it.

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    1,141
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    1/?
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    Kankri Vantas goes to boarding school and sorta hates it, but at least his roommate is hot.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    why not have two of my favorite ships go on a double date? i suck at describing everything it went to shit around 600 words and everyone sort of became VERY OOC around then to if they werent OOC enough at first and towards the end i just got lazy and ran out of ideas but why not share it?

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    For years, it had been thought that mermaids were a myth. Only now do you know they aren't.

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    2/?
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    Cronus climbs in for a wretched ride with a jester who just needs a toy. A story about fraternity and broken bikes.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    The Homestuck Characters have to say a few things to their fandom.

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    English
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    255
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Rose Lalonde used to be a popular author, but she stopped working on her flagship series and released a couple of mediocre novels. Roxy is a runaway teenager living on the streets and pick-pocketing for sustenance. When they meet, Rose is intrigued and offers to let Roxy stay at her manor indefinitely. Roxy accepts the offer just to get off the streets, but starts falling for the moody author. She just can’t shake off the feeling Rose is just using her.

    As she becomes more familiar with both Rose and the people around her, Roxy learns things, both about herself and Rose. Not all of them are pleasant.

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    3/?
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    You're bad for him, you are, makin' him worry hisself so hard about you that he can't even get a motherfuckin' thing done worth note, and you wish, Messiahs, do you ever motherfucking wish you could get the strength to let go.

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    It was one day during the winter holidays, a tiny fire burning in the fireplace and John struggling to hang paper snowflakes from the ceiling (“What? Stop looking at me like that, Rose. I was bored.”) that Rose decided to drop The Bomb. Said Bomb went a little something like:

    “I believe that I have located Karkat and Kanaya.”

     

    Written for the 2014 Johnkat Secret Santa.

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    English
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    1/1
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    John Egbert is lonely after the death of his father.
    He hates how silent his house is without Dad, ironically hates the lack of Betty Crocker baking in the oven. This is what led him to decide to buy a fish. Nothing complicated, just your everyday run-of-the-mill fish.
    This is how he did not get his beloved fish, but an abused and angry troll instead. Damn Jade to Hell.

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    English
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    13,898
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    162
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    34
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    Unruly hair that spun down to mid nape (hell, there’s probably a lot more, those curls looked tight and locked in), soft blue eyes, and tan skin peppered with freckles, and a smile that’ll send anyone’s heart soaring.

    That was 5 years ago, in high school.

    Now, you’re working part time at a Hospital, organizing files, nothing too interesting but it keeps a roof over your head. You don’t pay attention to the patients that roll in, it’s a bit cold but hey, you don’t know them personally, it’s nothing to mull over.

    But one night, when you overhear panicked paramedics, rolling in a figure that looks all too familiar.

    “We’ve got an ID on him, his name is John Egbert!”

    Your fears are confirmed.

    And your heart drops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,885
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    6
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