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    Alternate title: Six Times John Tried To Put It In Rose's Vagina (And One Time He Succeeded)

    EB: rose, i need help.
    EB: everyone is hot.
    TT: Oh, John.
    EB: what???
    TT: Welcome to your sex drive.
    TT: You're a few years late, but it's not a race.

    --

    Backstory for To by Too.

    Series
    • Part 6 of 2x2
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    English
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    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/8
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    As the co-heir of the Crocker-English conglomerate, Jade Harley can no longer continue to run around free on a dirty little island. Grandpa has finally convinced her to attend the exclusive Skaia High with her long-attending brother John, and several of her internet-met buddies for her last two years of high school. Though plenty smart, he claims she needs to be educated in the ways of social presentation and of course a tuition-charging high school is just the place to do that. Everything is new and confusing and of course...there's the matter of her English teacher, who seems to be nicer to her than he is to pretty much anyone else, student or otherwise.

    Alternatively, Karkat Vantas has just landed a cushy job as the junior level English teacher for Skaia High. His father, their own Humanities teacher pulled a lot of strings to get him the job so in reality it's about as cushy as walking on eggshells as the newly appointed "Mr. Vantas" tries(and fails) not to totally lose his shit. He finds solace in one student, who drifts from the general douchebaggery of the rest. Though socially unaware, he finds her charming and finds himself disgusting for thinking about the term "teacher's pet" in a different context.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Eridan Ampora can't take his own spiralling self-doubt coupled with the rejection of the girl that he loves, and his instability causes him to try something drastic.

    When he meets Karkat and Jade, he doesn't even get their names, but he sure as hell recognises them when they're rushed in through his new job at the hospital.

    Karkat blames himself of course. He always does, whenever anything happens to Jade it's always his fault and he can't stand the comfort of his friends. He can't sleep and he can't move, and when he breaks down crying at Jade's bedside in the early hours of the morning, he finds comfort in a silent water-bearer.
    The cool drink calms him down.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    16
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    1
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    "Not even death."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    10
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,691
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    82
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    After Vriska stumbled into the wrong dreambubble she's met by the Grand Highblood, and is thoroughly humiliated and both physically and mentally fucked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,473
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    214
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    (a 'trolls are dominant' society) Karkat has been locked away in the cathedral since he was a baby, hiding his mutant blood color with cloaks and isolation. When he sneaks out to go to a nearby festival, he meets a dancer made unique by his kindness and salamander, and everything changes (perhaps not for the better).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,416
    Chapters:
    6/13
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    470
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    Four in your bed, at midnight or at three in the afternoon, a tangle of arms and legs. Sometimes when someone is tired or busy or gone you’ll group off in twos or threes, but when all four of you are at home and willing—those are your favorite times.

    --

    2x2 compliant, not necessarily 2x2 canon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    147
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    It’s the first of November and the school cafeteria is still decorated for it. Black, purple, and orange octopi hang from the ceiling and every door and window has colorful tentacle decals. They just remind you of bulges. Bright, colorful bulges everywhere.

    Takes place after "if i swallow anything evil".

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,097
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
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    101
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    You're Homestuck, and you've changed schools in the middle of the school year. On the plus side, this brings you closer to your best friend (and maybe moirail, but you just can't seem to bring the subject up). On the negative side, you might have made life worse for the two of you by becoming a target for Superwholock--or at least Supernatural. But who knows? Maybe this is just another step towards getting that existence you never knew you wanted. Or a shitty semester-and-a-half that you'll start laughing over years from now. Could be either.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,272
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    A tragic tale set in 1218 A.D. England, and involving all the beta kids and trolls in a fantastical alternate universe rather than what really happened during that time period in England. Even though the characters die, there will be a sequel due to something that Jade does when her unfortunate end rolls around. This story is NOT for the faint-hearted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,380
    Chapters:
    3/22
    Comments:
    1
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,014
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
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    32
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    So...my friend Lily asked me to write a fic in which Tavros and Horuss get together. Like an IDIOT, I agreed. This thing is being done in chapters because my brain can't be forced to comprehend this for too long. Lily please like this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,064
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    51
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,538
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2359
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    John, Jade, and Dave try to see a movie, but mother nature has completely different plans. Loosely based on an actual event.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    11
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    382
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    Trope: "I can't see without my glasses!!!"

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn on the way to their new home. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime. Working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,232
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    (Post-Sburb AU where no one died and Prospit and Derse are the equivalent of the Radiant and the Dire. The war only breaks out after Sburb ends.)

    What if the Homestuck characters were Dota heroes? What would their stories be? Well, we can start with these...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,328
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    97
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    And together, we'll paint the dark skies with a new sunrise.

     

    { dirkroxy drabble collection }

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,352
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1298
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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    38

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