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    “Hang on, hang on, hang on,” he pants out. There’s an adorable red flush high on his cheeks. “What the hell is going on? What’s — what’s —"

    “What’s this?” you say, giving him a little nudge with your hip. His brows crease adorably but he still doesn’t pull away. “Congrats, you’re the owner of a shiny new dingdong! Wanna take it out for a test run?”

    You’d never in a million, billion years expect him to say yes. But he bites his lip and doesn’t say no.

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    You ruined your dad's business deal. You embarrassed yourself in front of a bunch of people who mattered- who you were trying to fuckin' impress. Your brother is never going to let you live it down, and honestly, you don't blame him.

    It's not every day you have an extreme allergic reaction in the middle of a fancy dinner with important business prospects.

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    4/4
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    60
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    12
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    Dave Strider wrote the book on irony. Literally. Well, not a book, but a peer-reviewed academic paper with over 200 footnotes. Billionaire, movie producer, and now bonafide scholar. Oh, and primary financier and ironicist of the North American resistance to the Baroness of Crockercorp. It's 2006 and the sea levels are rising too fast, the food is full of "vitamins" that make you passive, and information is disappearing from the internet at the Baroness's whim. Dave joined the resistance long before his breakout movie success with SBaHJ; Rose's visions left no doubt that the two of them would be on the frontlines of the fight to save the world. He just hadn't expected Rose to ask him to house one of their fellow freedom fighters for a while, or for him to have *such* a nice ass. Yeah, he wrote the book on irony, so he knows exactly where this is going.

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    8/?
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    13
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    The Heir Of Breath's adventure truly starts after the credits where he must listen to the Heart and the Mind.

    A little something I've been thinking about since the credits and I've finally given up and started writing it.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    22
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    1
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    Dave Strider isn’t a kid who gets tied up in murder investigations. He’s the kind of kid who cameos in the background of murder episodes on CSI Miami, drinking a slushie and looking cooler than the main characters will ever be. He doesn’t intend to get wrapped up in the death of Skaia High School’s resident quarterback, or to be forcefully befriended by the teenage second coming of Oliver Wendell Holmes. He certainly doesn’t intend to get a boyfriend, either.

    Terezi Pyrope, on the other hand, intends everything.

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    1/?
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    14
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    1
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    An AU in which the trolls are all (human) genetic experiment mutants, except they mostly just have medical problems and no awesome powers. Also Doc Scratch is creepy as hell.

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    16/?
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    60
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    8
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    "With satisfaction, Kanaya ticked the final box on her checklist. It had been a spontaneous decision made the previous night between Rose and herself to spend a day at the critically acclaimed beach about two and a half hours from their apartment. The news that the weather forecast predicted it to be the sunniest day of the year was enough to excite Kanaya, unsurprisingly enough to her girlfriend who, often, found herself partaking in escapades that follow the woman’s quest to be soaking up the sun’s rays at any given moment."

    Plotless fluff for Femslash February!

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    1/1
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    Kanaya's balcony faces one Rose Lalonde's cell, as one waters her flowers the other's words allow love to bloom, but flowers have many meanings and some even warn you of danger.

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    1/1
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    Kanaya's balcony faces one Rose Lalonde's cell, as one waters her flowers the other's words allow love to bloom, but flowers have many meanings and some even warn you of danger.

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    All julia asked was a question that made him think she was crazy "have you ever had sex with a troll?" Turns out, no..... and john kinda wants to change that, and so dose julia. Here in this fanfiction we will witnesses the joy of trying to seduce, and failing at things. All beacuse of a question....

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    Kanaya's balcony faces one Rose Lalonde's cell, as one waters her flowers the other's words allow love to bloom, but flowers have many meanings and some even warn you of danger.

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    You're name is Dave Strider, and you can't get the thought of your best bro out of your head, or the feel of your own lips out of your mind.

    You think you might actually be a little bit gay.

    But you really, really don't want to think about it.

    Or, in which Dave abuses his time travel powers on the meteor to see if he is actually interested in kissing guys. Guys being Karkat.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    456
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    Kanaya's balcony faces one Rose Lalonde's cell, as one waters her flowers the other's words allow love to bloom, but flowers have many meanings and some even warn you of danger.

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    1/1
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    TG: WHAT

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    There is a prophecy in which a young hero is born. The hero is unaware of this thou and continues his life as a normal person. People are after him, but he has never met them. They haven't found him. Sure he knew of how strange he was, but a hero?

    No. It didn't even cross his mind.

    Now in collage, let the next couple of events occur.

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    2,730
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    Rose makes a group chat.

     

    (Humanstuck AU)

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    1/1
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    2
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    ghostbuster: this one kid in class exploded at dave and me and called dave an insufferable prick
    ghostbuster: and dave won’t drop it
    IAmYourMotherNow: Um
    IAmYourMotherNow: Were You And Dave Lighting The Little Wooden Science Sticks On Fire With A Bunsen Burner
    ghostbuster: rose your girlfriend is psychic tell her to stop it

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    1/1
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    5
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    Dave decides to try his hand at making food, but a mishap in the kitchen brings back some unpleasant memories.

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    Shortly after your first Drone Season five sweeps ago, you were nowhere remotely close to a brooding cavern when your mother told you out of the blue: “That’s strange, I smell a Mothergrub nearby.”

    Shortly after that, the Mothergrub turned out to be you.

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    English
    Words:
    15,325
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
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