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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

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    20/?
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    Karkat has been a knight in service of Alternia's princess for years when out of nowhere a man named Dave appears from a far off country. They're rivals from the first moment they meet. Then the princess sends them on a mission with some diplomat. And since HE can't speak Alternian, that means Karkat and Dave have to talk amongst themselves. Great.

    Written (late) for Davekat week 2017. Day 2 (August 7): AU/Trope Day. I picked medieval/fantasy because I'm weak like that.

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    Dave had always taken pride in the tattoo shop that he owned. He put his blood, sweat, and tears into building it from the ground up. The downside? It left him no time for relationships or even friendships. At least, not until Karkat Vantas and his friends walked through the door.

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    1/?
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    In the immediate aftermath of Act 7, Karkat has some difficulties dealing with his actual victory. But, then again, Dave does too.

    Written (late) for Davekat week 2017. Day 1 (August 6): Pre-canon

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    English
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    280,353
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    24/?
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    891
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    123
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    Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.

    Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.

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    12/?
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    75
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    10
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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    32/?
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    In an AU where hundreds of years ago, Trolls fled to earth because of War, the next few generations have jobs. Whats worse is that Karkat gets fired from a QuikTrip for being a troll, Rose and Kanaya have an argument over whats the best way to write (first or third person), Tavros, Vriska, and Terezi are having a huge D&D session that lasts a week, Eridan and Feferi have an argument over pie and Jane is caught in the middle while baking an actual Pie, and Sollux is sick of being sent to the Barns and Nobel Starbux to get everyone coffee in the middle of the day. Watch the Shitstorm from a safe distance!

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    5/?
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    It's the solar eclipse, and Rose busts out a new novella to summon an old friend.

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    Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
    None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.

    Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.

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    8/20
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    151
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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    21/?
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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    325
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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    13/13
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    34
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    7
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    The attacks weren't enough for him, no. Now he has to act all sorry and sad around you. What a fucking waste.

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    whats up anyone else here like projecting personal rage onto similarly healing characters? Dave and Bro end up both alive after the game and Bro's memories are all but gone due to Cal's influence. Dave reacts to not even being able to get a proper apology (meaning, knowing what happened) by lashing out. this fic has emotional and possibly later on physical abuse, and isn't a nice read. keep that in mind, please.

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    English
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    17,093
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    57
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    7
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    Skaia was the name of the continent, surrounded by vast blue ocean without another continent in sight for thousands of miles. The continent was divided into two major countries in which two major kingdoms ruled the entirety of the lands.

    They were Prospit: the Land of A Thousand Suns, and Derse: the Court of Twilight. These two countries exist in a fragile balance, the eternal rivals.

    Therein exist a law the two kingdoms shared, however; that no magic can exist in their lands.

    Dave Lalonde didn't ask to be born in such a weird and convoluted era. And he certainly didn't ask to be born as a sorcerer. But apparently nobody cared about what he wanted anyway.

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    4/?
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    Dave Strider never believed in soulmates. He never cared about the soul mark that he, as well as every other person on the planet, was born with.

    Rose Lalonde always believed in soulmates. She met hers in a chat room and courted her online. Now, thanks to her half brother's new job as a photographer for Maryam Fashion, she's ready for a long-awaited hook up.

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    English
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    3,288
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    2/?
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    8
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    24
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    1
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    How the hell did Dave Strider get the only other 100% in your AP Biology class? Out of all of the people in this class, no, in the world, he's your rival?

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    English
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    1/1
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    8
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    60
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    Chances are you stumbled upon this fic in an act of desperation. You have read every davekat fic except for this one so you read it. It doesn't even have a title yet. It will never have a title.

    Dave and Karkat live in Houston, Texas, and they go to school together. Pretty normal, except for the fact that Dave is secretly a superhero. The two go through multiple challenges including their own relationship, Bro, and Dave's superhero double life.

    Language:
    English
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    20,119
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1109
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    This is a play I created and it's full of drama and.....???? Anyways, I tried to make it as enjoyable as possible. Hope you like it. FanFiction Play.

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    • Part 10 of OTP
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    English
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    3,295
    Chapters:
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