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    Earth's session has been scratched. Now, it's time for the alpha kids to embrace their roles. But these might not be the kids that you expect.

    The question is: What changed? And who will they meet when they enter their session?

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    Run, run, run,
    as fast as you can:
    you can't catch me!
    cried the gingerbread man.

    The first thing you decide when you arrive is that you hate Upper Dolorose. You hate it. You'd even say you haaaaaaaate it! And if you had the choice to be anywhere else, you would be. But...

    Well, your life fell down around your ears recently. And you've run as far and as fast as you can: you're safe, now, on the other side of the world.

    But jesus, you're bored.

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    this fic involves Vriska being ex-mafia and Kanaya being (ex-)aristocracy. And lesbians.

    The idea of this fic (and therefore the rough [VERY ROUGH] plot) was stolen from fanficcy-prompts.tumblr.com: "AU where person A is in the witness protection program because of like a mafia or something and meets person B who falls in love with them and then person A tells person B who they really are.” That doesn't tell you a lot about where this fic's going, though.

    ARE YOU PUMPED? I'M PUMPED! HERE GOES!

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. Since your all of your family has either died, was killed, or just up and left, you have been an orphan who was adopted by the infamous "problem sleuth" Spades Slick, and his lovely wife Ms.Paint. You soon begin to attend Huss High witch is hell on earth. You met a couple of your online "friends" there so it isn't that bad. Totally side tracking the bullying and all the death traps set up around the school. Then you meet a sexy tall ass white haired Texas douche named Dave fucking Strider. Will this be the best romance you've ever heard about? FUCK NO, but all though things start of kind of off between- what am I saying you and Stridick start out horribly. Yet you still get together and for once in your life you feel truly...happy.

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    The last two people on Earth have a Christmas party together.

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    Moving away from Texas was a terrible decision. Buying the mansion overlooking Santa Barbara beach was a terrible decision. His life was full of terrible decisions- except for Jake. Saying yes was the best decision he ever made.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you did NOTHING.
    You don't know how long you can keep up your FORCED SMILE or CHOKE on your TEARS.
    The CONSTANT SCREAMING doesn't seem to help either.

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    2/?
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    The game is won, and the world is new. The humans and the trolls are all reborn.

    Their memories take some time to trickle back. Some of the players were more fortunate than others in their rebirth. But as they begin to regain their powers from sburb, they learn that there are people out there that want to exploit them, and its only a matter of time before one of them trips up and gets caught.

    Of course, all of this would be ten times easier if they hadn't been born halfway across the world from each other.

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    Your name is Mituna Captor, although your true name hardly matters anymore because to most you're simply the Helmsman.

    Your name is Jontan Egbert and you tried to make a change, but you failed. Now your close friend is dead, tortured because her blood was too bright a red. Now you're being wired into the ship of the Condesce herself, even though she already has a Helmsman.

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    A scream echoes in your ears, and your head snaps in the direction of the voice. Your eyes go wide and a single name echoes in your head, before you tear down the hall to find the source.

    John.

    ~*~

    AU where John and Jake are half-brothers and where Jake will do anything to protect his younger brother. There is no Sburb/Sgrub session, and human AU, so if/when there’s mention of the trolls, they’ll be human.

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    Today is the 1st of September.

    Happy Birthday Artemis Fowl.

    Shall we play a game?

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    Meenah Peixes comes into power over the whole universe. No one's sure why but it's a pretty good excuse to write smut with the vaguest underpinnings of plot.

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    10/?
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    your name is dave strider and jesus this is a cheesy way to stsrt a monologue. oh well, youre at the point of no return now. damn shits out the door and rolling with no hope of return. you dont think you mind too much considering youre a small child and dont really understand the concept of cheesy.

    oh well. today you fell in love with a boy named john.

    in your new school, theres a boy named john in your class. you met eyes to shades with him twice before you went to go talk to him. he called your shades dumb so you called him four eyes to which he started crying. its a classic love story.

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    The famous Dove Strider arrives home and unintentionally awakes her sister.

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    Au where Vriska is OP.

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    Homestuck AU. Games over - sort of. Vriska travels through time to save all of her friends, but at the end of all the timelines, she ends up ‘dead’, later to be revived by Lord English for another round of time travel. This game ends only when Vriska survives until her birthday October 25th, she forfeits, or she loses by running out of time. Everytime she travels through time, she forgets stuff, and she gets fewer days in the next jump.

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    33/?
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    Karkat assumes the role of the signless, hoping to succeed where he failed. Along the path to the final battle, the trolls encounter the humans, a species not even considered intelligent. Until now.

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    12/?
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    In which John sucks royally at organic chemistry, Dave's roommate gets some, banter is exchanged, and a crush is born.

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    Dave and bro basically buy a house that is big and ominous, they joke about it being haunted until one day they find out it is.

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    3/?
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    Dave gets a tamagotchi.

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    5/?
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    In which Jake is a werewolf and I just happen to be a bystander. Oh, did I mention that he's living at my humble Texas abode for the summer, with my brother and his girlfriend, and said werewolf and I are in a relationship?

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    This was certainly a fine predicament you'd gotten yourself in. You felt you could say that now, at the end of the most reckless day of your life. Every aspect seemed to have finally calmed down from the beating of your heart to the baby sleeping in Dave's arms.

    Oh yeah. Bro is a baby.

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    English
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    17,356
    Chapters:
    8/13
    Comments:
    10
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    70
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    7
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    810

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