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    innovators an ok dad, but not a good one by a longshot

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    my brain: hey, lets start a davekat story but filled with most of the characters interacting and the davekat build is slow.

    Yes, This is a shitty humanstuck high school au where most characters are still alive and they talk to each other.

    SHIT HAPPENS IN THE COMPUTER LAB

    There will be abuse,angst, and life lessons taught.

    Dont worry, there will be a happy ending!!

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    Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.

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    10/?
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

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    10/?
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    stuff to keep my fic, "is it a bird? is it a plane? no. it's four kids who wanted nothing to do with this." alive! (otherwise known as is it a bird?)

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    1/?
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    A writing I wrote for a contest. Wish me luck!!

    Sadstuck btw. Also Lyricstuck.

    Ummm.... Thanks for reading? :33

    Have a nice day!!

    DirkJake is implied, but I'm leaving it in relationships.

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    The alphas were the dominant breed, and were able to form a bond with either a beta or an omega, if they ever found one. Alpha and alphas bonds were rare, even more so than an alpha bonding with an omega. 
The betas were the people who were tagged as ‘normal’. They could only form a bond with an alpha, and never with an omega. They made up a little bit over half the population.
    The omegas were somewhat rare, only making up about 10% of the population. They were considered low-class, and older people discriminated against them.
    No one wanted to be an omega, as they were the ones pushed around and dominated. Most people wanted to be presented as a beta, as many couldn’t handle the stress of an alpha, who would have to maintain their territory. Most omegas were unhappy with their title.

    John Egbert was an exception.

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    Bro and Dave dealing with life after Sburb. The game ends and Dave basically freaks out because the real world is alot different from a meteor.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't know how much longer you can maintain this facade. Your peers ridicule you, your dad hates you and you can barley hold onto the small thread of sanity you have left. What will happen when a mysterious new student named Dave forces his way into John's life?

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    god fucking damn it

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    2/2
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    The new kid in Dirk Strider’s class is an asshole. Hal Lalonde is too snarky for his own good, he flirts with the teacher, and he’s totally copying the shades.

    And apparently, he’s a robot.

    This is going to be a very interesting school year.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Sollux Captor and you are not completely sure, but you think you may have just stumbled ass backwards into a deal with the worst demon this side of existence.

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    5/?
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    so it was all "hi im ur sister nice to meet u" one second and then "im moving in with you" the next like??? tf long lost sisters thats bullshit i s2g i am being conned

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    Oc fic, probs will move this to tumblr.

    Pranks are hard
    Cuddling is fun

     

    Just about of fic dabbles things for ocs

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    13/?
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    Twelve wizards preside on the Complacency of the Learned, each with a prodigious student in their tutelage. With such supreme intellect and supernormal power, the Complacency seem quite infallible. The student of the de facto leader of the fellowship, however, always has extraneous thoughts running through their mind. These thoughts may end up shaking the order heartily.

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    Being a slave on an alien planet was about as miserable as it sounds. The fact that the master of the household had slaughtered your friends, family, and neighbors like livestock, only added to your misfortune.

    However, you still continued to work without complaint, the last thing you need was to be murdered as well.

    But what happens when the capricious, aggressive master of the household (whose name you've still have yet to learn) suddenly had his eye on you?

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    17/?
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    After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.

    Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.

    Act 1: A Bet Made In Haste - Chapters 1-16
    Act 2: Terminal Trials and Errors - Chapters 18-???

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    22/?
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    Dirk invites Jake to his house to help study for a school project. Things don't go quite as they plan.
    (This is a shit summary I'm bad at writing these shut up.)

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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Literally just Meenkri fluff. This entire series, is Meenkri fluff. Writing it for a friend.

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