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    Fanart of a young Grand Highblood engaging in a light bit of painting...sans clothing.

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    John Egbert and Dave Strider form a bond over spilled tea, a ruined Ghostbusters shirt, and a mutual distaste for their cheating girlfriends.

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    "I'm totally open for business," He says, rummaging through the bag of random shit you bought at Walmart. You would bet he's searching for apple juice, which you did, in fact, buy for him. "Got ladies lining up around the block."

    You pull out a container of extra-strength Tylenol. "You are so full of shit."

    "I will literally kiss you right on the lips to prove I am so not full of shit."

    You wash down three pills with Dave's black coffee. There's a bitter taste in the back of your throat that you can't swallow. "What's stopping you?"

    He raises a slender eyebrow. "You."

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    I want to know how to survive in the nightlife
    The truth and dare of the drug for the first time
    I click my heels and dance with the heat rise
    I want to know how to survive in the nightlife
    - IAMX

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    But that's just the beginning of the start, the end of the beginning. There's no point telling the story like that; gotta start from the beginning of the end. The primary concern is not your closely creeping death, it is the events prior. And that's what this story is about. It's about pain and regret and agony, self-hatred and sickness, and complete and utter limerence.
    But above all, this is the story of how Kurloz Makara survived the Nightlife.

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    English
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    7,002
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    7
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    3
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    Basically just sad shit.

    read on if you want but you have been warned

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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    English
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    2,690
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    10
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    52
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    10
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    It’s one thing to lose your mind. That’s a gibbering, stardust-gagged necessity for plenty of Subjugglators. How else could they paint their dripping rainbows?
    They were just people, after all.
    Gamzee had always thought, Gamzee had always said – all trolls were just people, and blood was blood whether frozen or steaming, sour pink or sweeter than cherry syrup. People were people, and people could –
    Ha.
    Honk.

     

    Gamzee Makara is in a fridge surrounded by the slow-rotting corpses of his "friends." Occasionally, the fridge honks. This is an analysis of how Gamzee got bent crooked as a doll kicked under the bed, folded in among the sliced-up dead. Here are two reasons why he might be honking away in the dark.

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    Sequel of the fanfiction "Spectrum".

    Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer, Nathanial Morris. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand of the man, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Unfortunately, he trades one evil for another. Dirk has to learn that there is a gray area in everything he does... and learn that the rules inside the concrete walls surrounding him are very different from the one's outside. Meanwhile, something and someone much more horrifying than Morris is building strength.

    Some chapters contain extreme physical violence. Please read at your own risk.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    A good voice is a rare thing. Such an intoxicating voice is a gift from the gods above to a blessed man. Rose Lalonde is a gift from satan straight to you; and you couldn't be a more blessed man.

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    Cronus has a dream.
    And ... why is his roommate in it?

    Series
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    English
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    It's amazing how one little bug in the code can screw so much up. But when it comes to Karkat and Sollux, screwing up is just another way of making things right.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    40
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    165
    Bookmarks:
    49
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    Every bit of hope you had in her actually wanting you there and this not being a twisted attempt at revenge fade as her smug smirk surfaces, and she touches your hand, leans in, and smirks:

    “So, we count you in as only one, right?”

    And maybe it’s the cold touch of her skin on yours that makes you want to put that hand in bleach, maybe it’s the vivid echo of all the things she shouted to you, back in that night, maybe it’s that, for once, you really really want to win this break-up, but you take your hand back slowly, steadily, and it must be the adrenaline of the moment because you’re pretty sure you’d be mortified to say these words in any other situation:

    “Oh no, please, mark me as a plus-one. I’ll be bringing my boyfriend.”

    Your boyfriend. You real-life boyfriend. Someone you’re supposed to have been dating for a long time now, because you’re obviously completely over her and you’ve met new people, you’ve had new relationships, and you’re not a nearly-30-year-old loner that has been single ever since he broke up with the only girl that ever bothered to date him and will probably die alone surrounded by cats.

    Yeah, that boyfriend.

    You're in deep shit.

    (A.k.a: The Wedding Fic)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    Karkat is a bartender in a southern college town. Dave is a musician on tour through the eastern US, and the few days he's in town feel like both an eternity and the shortest amount of time imaginable.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    9
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Dirk Strider's childhood was never easy.

    It got even more difficult when his brother was murdered and he had to go live with his best friend.

    Getting kidnapped by satan probably didn't help much either.

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    A sneak peak into Dirk's childhood from the perspective of those who raised him.

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    English
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    2/2
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    Eridan isn't great with computers.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    240
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    144
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    5. to live; exist:
    Hardly a man breathes who has not known great sorrow.

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    You hate yourself, but that's hardly your biggest problem.

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    English
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    1,176
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Summary

    Karkat is bullied and meets someone the next day.
    (I'm not good at summary :^p)

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    A collection of short and mostly unrelated stories. Some will be taken from my tumblr, others will just be things that are too short to stand on their own.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    15
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    256
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    17
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    Dave is the most recent incarnation of the Hero of Time. In between serving as an acolyte in the temple of Megido and the occasional existential crisis, Dave's life is actually pretty ordinary.

    Things take a turn for the metaphysical when the Four Nobles make an appearance.

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    English
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    16,287
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Kanaya Maryam is a college level ROV student, living with her lovely girlfriend Rose Lalonde. Eridan Ampora is one of her teammates, a sarcastic and bitter student. To be frank, the two hated each other. Always arguing and fighting, their relationship was far from friendly. When Kanaya enrages Rose to the point of which Rose won't talk to her, Kanaya has to put their bad blood behind her and confide in the only person available: Eridan.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
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