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    "I wanted the ideal animal to hunt," explained the general. "So I said, 'What are the attributes of an ideal quarry?' And the answer was, of course, 'It must have courage, cunning, and, above all, it must be able to reason."'

    "But no animal can reason," objected Rainsford.

    "My dear fellow," said the general, "there is one that can."

    OR: Dirk hides. Jake seeks.

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    In a universe where FRUSTRATION OVER LEADERSHIP IS A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, there are always those who think they can do BETTER, but generally just ACT EXACTLY THE SAME.

    After all, as they say, "IMITATION IS..."

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    7/?
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    2
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    Dave was silent.

    YES. YOU.

    The voice answered him before he even had a chance to speak up and voice his confusion or curiosity with a lack of delicacy only a child was capable of. It had a harsh way of speaking, brash enough to be rude and so loud the sound of his voice practically echoed off his skull. In it he could feel the rich, crimson flow of blood, the drip, drip, of molten lava degrading stone so ancient not even the gods of old would have lived to see it form. A being so old, so vast, that even to speak his name would grant one with immeasurable power. It made him shudder, little hands clenching into fists against rough stone.

    HUMAN CHILD.

    In which Dave is alone and Dragons exist.

    Shenanigans ensue.

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    2/?
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    28
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    4
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    The artificial island territory of Skaia has been the center of technological innovation for decades. Their lifelike Kobian androids are coveted for their humanity, yet reviled for their tendencies to grow far more sentient than anyone could ever dream of. Androids, once the pride of Skaia, are now reviled; resentment is growing. As unrest grips the population, human-on-android violence increases.

    This isn't a story about teaching a robot how to love. This is a tale of robots teaching people what it means to love.

    (This is a rewrite of an earlier fic.)

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    12/?
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    44
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    5
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    You are Rose Lalonde, and when it comes to being a lesbian, you are simply the worst there is.

    (Your Girlfriend Respectfully Disagrees)

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    1/1
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    I’ll never be able to do what other teenagers get to do. When the world robs your health from you, robs your face from you, they rob from you everything else you’ve ever wanted. Because people are fucked up. And all they see is what’s on the outside.

    Inspired by the book Wonder by R. J. Palacio.

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    4/?
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    21
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    “You’ve been thinking about it, too.”

    “Yes,” he answered, because what else would he answer?

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    A ruff boi, a flip wizard, a crunchy nature boy, two sweet flips gals, and an umbrella babe play "the last game you'll ever need to play". Things go wrong.

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    33,015
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    4/?
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    3
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    33
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    3
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    Lucy spends a lot of time with the spirits. Each one of them has their own unique personality, and each one interacts with her differently than the others. She wouldn't change any of them, not nervous and incompetent Taurus, not constantly-grumpy Cancer, not even whiny, needy Aquarius.

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    Your walls have been chipped away, piece by piece by this loving silly dork of a man whose lips are so gentle it sometimes hurts. Your solitude invaded by his sunlight, pumpkin vines climbing inside the stoic machine you held yourself up to be. Slowly your hands are moving to hold his cheek, cradle the back of his head and lace through thick hair. You're not shaking. Your hands are not shaking. He doesn't ask 'are you okay?' instead, he just murmurs soft comfort. 'It's alright. I'm right here.'

    DirkJake one-shot with hurt, comfort, and that good good bedroom banter.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    In which a chance disaster manifests as beautiful serendipity.

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    3/3
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    4
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    Suffering and pain brings one to a single conclusion.

    ▬▬▬

    Please, please be aware of the tags and take them seriously.
    1-800-273-8255

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    The leader of the rebellion has finally been detained.

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    It would be a while before his walls would drop near them. Only once before had it happened, and they craved it.

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    4/?
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    1
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    119
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    Dirk's gotta get to Anaheim, but he can't make it on his own. He needs to enlist the help of Jake's cousin--some guy named John Egbert.

    (previously titled "Pure and Simple". "Two Days To Anaheim" was just a way cooler name.)

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    7/?
    Comments:
    10
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    25
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    1
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    257
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    You wake up with a cramp twisting your lower abdomen and a headache buzzing in the back of your skull.

    You’re restless. Your stomach aches and clenches, the muscles of your abdomen pulled taut, and your blood runs hot through your veins. Your mind is hazy. Anxiety creeps around the corners of it, stalking like a hungry wolf, always there, always lurking, even when you pay no mind to it.

    You do what any adult with a job and a day full of work does. You tell yourself you caught some weird bug and force yourself out of bed.

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    John gets the chance of a lifetime with his best friend's brother.

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    What it says on the tin, but a little sadder.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you fell from the sky.

    You hadn't meant to; you were trying to make a wish by catching a fallen star by the tail. The star turned out to be stronger than you. Now, on Earth, alone and unsure of yourself, what can you do except find someone who might believe? And what do you do when you yourself start to question?

    (NaNoWriMo 2017 entry)

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    English
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    29,439
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    58
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    107
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1118

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