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    There's something bizarrely empowering and self-indulgent about fucking a complete stranger, about being that absurdly close with someone who's name isn't of any importance to you.

    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst the fucking madness, Dave he realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    Replacements for one particularly stupid, puppet-obsessed fuck whose glasses he still somehow has.

    (Coping Nymphomaniac Dave Strider/All)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
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    Dave really didn't get this whole soulmate thing.
    Hell, he didn't even get the whole witch thing yet either.

    Maybe he didn't want to.

    Language:
    English
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    2,704
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    22
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

    Language:
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    3,075
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
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    Karkat accidentally stumbles across Sollux's nookworm, and...well, he's always wanted to try one, so why the fuck not?

    A drabble based on two wonderful pieces of art by Syblatortue!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    370
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    Dave doesn't know what it's like to date a human, but even if he did, he's pretty sure it wouldn't prepare him for some of the surprises that come with macking on a troll.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    36
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    My bonus round fills on behalf of Team Palepitch.

    See headers for warnings

    Language:
    English
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    22,563
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    434
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    John Egbert is a freshman at a rather nice little university in the eastern United States. His roommate is a musician, a member of the school's a cappella group, and rather disturbingly good-looking.

    Shenanigans happen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,781
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1250
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    Dave, John, Rose, and Jade are four friends on the cusp of adulthood, enjoying their last summer before going off to college, when Rose decides to invite everyone to her place for a month. There's just one catch... her friends have to help her put on a ceremony from one of her books of dark magic.

    But hey, what could possibly go wrong when a few kids perform a ritual in a friends basement? There's no way anything will actually happen...

    ...Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,579
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    211
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    You've been staying with these trolls for a long while. They have been kind. They have helped you, fed you, kept you safe. You like it here. You like them. One of them especially. He comes, and you wish he would look at you differently. At you, and only you.

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    English
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    1,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    It had been a lovely day for an excavation, and an even lovelier day to run to Sollux’s house and tell him everything she had found at her site. With her bag slung over her shoulder and filled with her most prized possessions: a hat, her archaeology gear and all the things she had found today that she could fit in there, she began her long walk. She couldn’t wait until she could be able to attend college and study anthropology and history in order to be able to become the archaeologist she always wanted to be. Aradia was having a great day.

    It was not a lovely day to have her blood spilt all over the tarmac.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,555
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    148
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    so this is pretty self explanitory, different otps, different fandoms, and lots of fluff! these are mostly going to be drabbles though because I'm a lazy ass and I need to work on KISA anyway. .3. so enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    439
    Chapters:
    3/30
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    46
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    Als0 Kn0wn As: A Ridicul0us H0m3s=uck Fanfic=i0n I D3cid3d W0uld B3 My Firs= 0n3 0n A03
    Pr3==y much, b3caus3 fanfic=i0n, all pl0= g03s =0 h3ll & l3av3s a bundl3 0f c0nfusi0n and drama in i='s wak3
    Wan= a b3==3r summary?????????????
    W3ll, sur3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    L0L N0P3!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Jade Harley is scavenging the wreckage of a downed Alternian ship when she comes across an unexpected survivor. Kind of a rough-hashed piece of worldbuilding/exploration for an AU I'm working on, no shippin'.

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    English
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    1,211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
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    A drabble a day keeps the rust at bay, or so they say.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,771
    Chapters:
    20/400
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
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    Dave finally tells the story of how he got arrested.

    Series
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    English
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    1,327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    He never wanted to change anything, not originally. He just wanted to prove himself, and maybe find someplace he could fit in along the way.
    It's just too bad things never go as planned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,363
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    278
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    Reader insert in which Dirk Strider is Reader-chan's guardian angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,026
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    187
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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

    Language:
    English
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    8,309
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2725
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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,713
    Chapters:
    14/40
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2039
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    CG: IN CASE YOU *MUST* KNOW FOR SOME GOD-FORSAKEN REASON, I DECIDED TO TRY OUT MARTIAL ARTS IN MY NEW TOWN. I SAW A SIGN AND MY DAD SIGNED ME UP FOR A TRIAL.
    TA: and howd iit go
    CG: I MET KIND OF AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON, I GUESS. AT LEAST, HE WAS LESS OF AN EYESORE THAN ANYONE ELSE THERE.
    TA: ooh, CG ha2 a CRU2H.

    In which two oblivious dumb boys who are friends online accidently meet each other IRL through Taekwondo but don't realize it for a LONG TIME. Feat. Bro Strider as the head instructor, Terezi as Sollux's blind sister who knows what's up, and Sollux as the head instructor's assistant who's in charge of teaching new people.

    (Title is from a really lame Kpop song titled Wowowow by SHINee. Because Taekwondo is Korean, get it? Hah, author is lame.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,055
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    241

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