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    The number one rule of being the best man at a wedding is that you are supposed to be there for the groom.
    That, and don't sleep with his sister.
    That'll get you into all sorts of trouble you can't even possibly begin to imagine.

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    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    351
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    Probably after this week, Dave will not only go to parties never again- but never talk to anyone. Ever. Again.

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    1,434
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    51
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    Well fuck it's this shit again YAY
    I tried.. again
    I hope it's as good
    blah blah blah it's about a band camp yes there is buttsex in the first chapter
    they all have plash rumps BTW
    it's not cracktastic jus' saying

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    1,221
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    When Dib Membrane goes star-gazing again, a pod crashes in his yard, and he so happens to find an Alternian Troll (whatever that is, the guy didn't seem horribly keen on explaining his culture or anything), and surprisingly enough, takes him in. Why can't the poor guy just stargaze without conflict? Seriously!

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    2,208
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    41
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    You are ALPHA DAVE and you are completely CLUELESS.

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    3,290
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    135
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    The city of Derse is a relatively normal city, modern, cafes and clubs littered around. High schoolers go to Beatrice Crocker High School, and all have their fair share of problems. But when a student dies..things start to change. Strange things happen. Something happened that shouldn't have happened, and because of it..shenanigans have begun. Bad ones. Ones that endanger the fate of this entire universe.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Dave wakes up Sollux for a bit of cold hearted fun.

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    1,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    6,980
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    642
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    When 16 year old Vriska Serket winds up in a therapy group for an accident that left her somewhat impaired, she's not quite sure what to do. And when Terezi Pyrope, recently blinded and broken hearted, shows up, she and Vriska quickly find a way to repair the hole in each other, and for the first time in their lives, truly have somebody to lean on.

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    1,571
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    7
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    A high school AU based around a story I wanted to tell using Karkat and Nepeta. Called Starfish because every chapter will be named after a Coldplay song.
    The first in a sporadically updated series in the same universe.

    Series
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    19,128
    Chapters:
    12/15
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    607
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    You know sometimes when you die,you get another chance?

    Well that was just that.

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    3,504
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    62
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    Doc Scratch is, undeniably, an evil man. And doubtlessly the cleverest in this or any other universe.

    Yet clever men are doomed to folly when children get involved.

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    877
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    11
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    Damara was abused by her 'father' while trying to escape. She wanted the attention of the star football player Rufioh Nitram. Rufioh was with Horrus Zahhak. She was considered a slut and had to deal with constant bullying by Meenah Pexies.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    30
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    You were just about done playing god.

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    463
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    13
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    Trolls are not humans. They don't think. They are tools.
    We use trolls because they make good weapons. Their freakish reproduction system is perfect for telling which one's will be good for fighting, and which are only good for making more trolls.
    They cannot speak.
    They cannot think.
    They do not feel.

    This is what you've been told since your first day on the job, and honestly?
    It's all a load of bullshit.

     

    An AU where everything is terrible and no one is happy, ever.
    This fic is NOT for the faint of heart.
    You have been warned.

    --ON HIATUS--

    Series
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    7,564
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    8461
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    It started out with an ache in his jaw, a tickle in the back of his throat, and a sneeze or two. He wondered briefly if he should slam back a glass Alka-Seltzer just as a precaution. But then he realized that’s a stupid idea because he's Dave Fucking Strider and Dave Fucking Strider never gets sick.

    Dave gets sick, and Jade nurses him back to health!

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    2,528
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    46
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    Twelve trolls. Twelve future diaries. One survivor.

    The Lord of Time and Space is decaying, and only one may take his throne. One who is ruthless and cunning, one who can stand the bloodshed. Karkat Vantas isn't so sure he's up to the task.

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    3,502
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    454
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    Life’s just a matter of give-and-take, didn’t you know that? It’s common knowledge; children with an unkempt room and a cookie being proffered to them know this. So why couldn't he?

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    822
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    74
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    Have you ever wished that there were Homestuck trading cards you could blow your allowance on? Look no further!

    UPDATE 4-15-14: First Starter Deck released.
    UPDATE 4-16-14: Second Starter Deck released.
    UPDATE 4-17-14: Base Set World Cards released.
    UPDATE 4-18-14: A section regarding status elements has been added to the rulebook.
    UPDATE 4-19-14: Base Set Character Cards released.
    UPDATE 4-22-14: Base Set Equipment Cards released.

    Words:
    2,913
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    341
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    30,031
    Chapters:
    10/20
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1294

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