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    You're suppose to help Dave with his science homework. The Irony is already to great.

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    In which Sollux finds himself in the next Disney princess movie.

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    Basically Dirk distracts Jake from watching avatar.

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    Rose said later that "I was really fucking bored" was insufficient explanation or indeed justification for the First Triennial Human/Troll Flashstepping Competition.

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    Seventeen years ago the a child was born, he would inherit all the abilities of the father. Given to the Witch of Space he grew up unaware of this heritage until his Seventeenth birthday. When he and the Prince are given their Aspects and Tiers. They are told of their fates and how they intertwine.

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    1/?
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    You both were fucked up, but you guess you never cared to figure out just how much.

    *will add characters and relationships as story progresses*

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    539
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Mr. Egbert meant to buy his son a pony. That's not quite what happened.

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    3/?
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    14
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    12
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    You got no motherfucking clue what you want. Its just that the thought keeps finding its way back to you, no matter as many times as you try to smash that shit silent. You’ll be curled up in your pile all safe and content and look down at where your little diamond is laying all protected and happy on your thorax and you’ll find yourself fixating on just how warm he up and is, not just warm but off the spectrum hot, a vicious little burning crimson star and all yours to have and hold, and that thought will lead to wondering if your fingers will sting with the heat of it, dripping and viscous from your claws. If the temperature difference will up and scald you. If you’d have to let it cool first, come down from body temp to room temp before you could get at making murals with your beloved’s miracle color.

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    Doctor Equius Zahhak had no experience with kids. He had taken care of the trolls when they come in, sure, but he never had to raise anything. All of that changes when he must raise a troll of his own and take care of her. Then things go from bad to worse and he finds himself instead in a pale quadrant with that very troll-a thing he never expected. (Branches off of UFUT petstuck verse)

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    English
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    54,207
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    1975
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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (alien whatever the fuck) is captured. Relationships are developed and shit goes down.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    7
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    When there's nothing left to live for, you find something to keep your attention. Even if it may mean death in the future, you find a reason to exist. Otherwise, what's the point? Might as well let yourself decay into nothingness or throw yourself to those craving your flesh. Make my heart thump for you. It's yours, if you'll take it. Give me a reason to live. Even if you'll be the death of me.

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    1/1
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    8
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and for some reason no matter who you try to get your mack on with, one clown in particular seems determined to ruin it. "It" being your love life. Luckily, you think you can tolerate him this time around because at least this time the mouth you hope to kiss also isn't kissing his.

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    We've all played Sburb. However, very few of us have beaten it. More people have smashed their monitors than actually beat the game. It's brutal, unfair, and capricious.

    TentacleTherapist and TurntechGodhead have the guide for you to get revenge on the stupid disk.

    Three words.

    Heir. Of. Time.

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    Hoping to forget the events that lead to their father's death, Kankri and Karkat move to a new town to start over. There Kankri meets Cronus, a boy who is part of a dangerous gang. Kankri doesn't want to get involved with him, but he can't seem to stay away from him.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    38
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    3
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    Dirk's boyfriend has just died two months ago in a brutal car crash, and the aftermath is making Strider lose his apathetic mask. The fact is that he's also broken both his shoulders, and he has to go to physical therapy for three months more. Not at all helping the situation is the unbelievably hot personal trainer assigned to him, who constantly pokes fun at him and flirts. Dirk is quite obviously thrown for a loop by this guy, and something begins to form between them.

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    4,794
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    It's literally just a short story about Dirk being sad ok

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    It's amazing how one little bug in the code can screw so much up. But when it comes to Karkat and Sollux, screwing up is just another way of making things right.

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    3/?
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    Mindfang takes the time to gloat at Redglare's expense..

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    They're children, maybe, that would explain it, but-
    but why, for god's sake, why didn't they stop?

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    2/3
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    14
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    3
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    What do you do when you're a model and aspiring fashion designer with a billionaire father and a brother in the mafia? What happens when your best friend wants you to date but no one is good enough for you? Then a new guy shows up and acts like you're nothing great...

    What about when you're a good person who has never broken the law and only here because your brother wanted to meet a friend and you run into someone who definitely runs some kind of gang? Also, they just happen to be very, very attractive and persistent.

    Or how about when you're in a dull relationship and an amazing tourist shows up out of nowhere like a hurricane and sweeps you away? You know you're not strong enough to resist. No way.

    What if you're a sweet young girl but you're farrr too uptight so you go to a party, get drunk and then get mesmerized but this hilarious, adorable drunk and you don't remember what happens next! What would Dad say?

    Or maybe you're an ex racer, paralyzed from the waist down and you manage to find your salvation in a snarky young woman. But is she the best thing for you?

    Perhaps you have been in love with your best friend since 6th grade and all you want to do is love them.

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    English
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    1,929
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    1
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