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    You’re name is Dave Strider and man oh man are you disgusting. No seriously. You’re like… fucking gross. All coughing fits and sneezing on your pj bottoms like one of those fucking ghost slimes from that Ghostbusters shit John made you watch. Except if ectoplasm was actually icky, snotty mucus, which in your case, it totally is.

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    John Egbert has never had the pleasure of meeting a troll before, but that all changes when Karkat Vantas starts going to school with him. He discovers the great mysteries that are trolls as his school gains more of them and he gains more great friends-- or more?

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    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you're ready to move.
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    Your name is Meenah Peixes and you are nowhere near ready to move.
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    Mostly Meenah and Feferi but the occasional other character.

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    11/?
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    Around Christmas time, Karkat always reminds me of the Grinch. This year, I hope it'll be different! I mean, I have cat ears now, so that's one thing different already. I'm sure this Christmas will be special!

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    Sleigh bells ring/Are you listening?
    A case in which two boys grow up through the subtle nuances of disjointed family, question everything from infanthood to adolescence, and in which everyone finds their missing piece at long last.

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    A collection of my shorter oneshots

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    This was a stupid idea. No scratch that… this was the most ridiculously stupid idea in the history of stupid ideas. If there was a contest for fucking stupid ass ideas, this idea won by a landslide. - A one shot I'm proud of

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    Dave x John promstuck. ~

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are absolutely scared shitless. Not that you would admit it of course, but sitting here under the watchful gaze of your as close as crazy you can get without being legally insane best friend as she clutched a needle only a mere hand length away from your throat, yeah your shits were pretty scared off by now. But you'd still never admit it.

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    An unconventional love story between two unsuspecting kids. Whether you believe in soul mates or not, sometimes fate pushes two people together for a purpose. Dirkjake Rated T for language.

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    Dave Strider wished he could be the hero they thought he was.

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    Earth's session has been scratched. Now, it's time for the beta kids to embrace their roles. But these might not be the kids that you expect.

    The question is: What changed? And who will they meet when they enter their session?

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    Dave meets a homeless boy, and takes him in as his own. Insert love and mush.

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    3/?
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    The Beta kids and Hivebent trolls defeated Lord English, but thanks to a game glitch, they have been stranded inside the game. In an effort to figure out a way to escape, they attempt to create a sprite that may know how to leave the game. Something goes wrong, and they wind up pulling a human from a doomed planet and a far-removed reality into the session with them instead. Except the human's body doesn't make the trip, and the only nearby template at the time was a troll.

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    English
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    5/?
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    2
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    TG: ive been doing all sorts of creative shit
    TG: drawing pretty things
    TG: writing sonnets
    TG: fucking sonnets for chrissakes
    TG: sonnets
    TG: ive even been singing
    TG: fucking singing
    TG: its terrible
    TG: im serious
    CG: THIS SKETCHBOOK CONSISTS ENTIRELY OF PORTRAITS OF ME.
    TG:
    TG: oh
    TG: that

    Karkat finds some of Dave's drawings. Not the shitty ones - the really good ones. Shenanigans ensue. Better than the summary, I promise.

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    3/?
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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking the world together.

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    1/?
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    Too much of anything is bad for you.

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    (I am so original with titles, haha)
    Aradia and Nepeta set Sollux up on a blind date, and he is determined to prove to them that this man is NOT perfect for him.

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    2/2
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    Demon hunters, Dirk, Dave, Rose, and company, have been alerted to a dangerous demon presence in their city and they must bring this demon down in order to prevent any more deaths, but what they don't realize is that there is more to this demon than they first thought.

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    3/?
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    Things were simple at first, as most instances of young love are. But simple does not necessarily mean easy.

    A precursor to "The Long Road Ahead".

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    English
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