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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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Nepeta Leijon <3 Karkat Vantas
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Jade Harley <3 Nepeta Leijon
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Terezi Pyrope <3 Dave Strider
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Rose Lalonde <3 Kanaya Maryam
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Aradia Megido <3 Sollux Captor
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It's not a glamorous job, but you can set your own hours, the pay rate is good now that you know what you're doing, and it leaves you with enough free time to enjoy your hobbies. You like to think you're doing pretty well for yourself.
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Kinkmeme prompt- exactly what would happen if instead of being raised by Bro, the young homeless lad Dave Strider had been taken in by a certain temporally dislocated Doctor? Welcome to the world of Time Knight Lord Dave.
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In which Dave Strider falls face first down a flight of stairs and smack into the flushed quadrant, Tavros Nitram sports an alarming array of body modifications and cartoon-patterned scrubs, and John Egbert realizes that there's a lot about his best bro that he doesn't understand and is kind of a douchebag about the whole thing.
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Roxy Lalonde is a well respected scientist working for Crocker Corp's research department. Her career has really taken off, but this recent project is really giving her trouble. When Sollux offers up his acquaintance to help things really take off, but she's not sure she was prepared for things to take off quite so much. It's certainly made her life more interesting, and hella hot, but she's not so sure what to make of it.
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Dave discovers something new about Tavros, she's embarrassed at first but it turns out he loves it. (Pure kink meme smut)
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Trolls sure are weird!
They make all these funny piles everywhere and won't let anyone in them, they make really strange noises, and Karkat turned so red when all I did was ruffle his hair a little!{This is going to include a lot of quadrant shenanigans. All of the quadrants, in fact. Tags will be added as necessary.}
{A prompt on the Homesmut kinkmeme asked for animalistic trolls hitting on John, and Karkat swooping in to save the day by way of claiming John as his own. Completely altruistically, of course!
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You'd thought your master's hive was grand, but it's nothing compared to the Imperial Palace. The building rears up before you, sweeping arches and high towers, black stone ornamented with garnet-colored tile. The banners snapping in the wind are brighter, though, a red so bright it looks unnatural: the banners of the Scarlet Emperor, newly risen, the first of his blood since the Signless Sunderer tore down the old empire and built the new one a thousand sweeps ago. Every noble in the Empire is coming to the Capital tonight, bringing gifts to demonstrate their allegiance and beg the new Emperor's favor.
Your master is bringing you.
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You'll see it: Everything you're sure of is up for change
We're all stuck on this spinning stage
Spinning around and round and round and round and round.Drabbles, speedwrites, and short promptfic in the Homestuck fandom.
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By the time you first noticed Mituna watching you, it was already much too late. He actually sat still for the first time you could remember, openly staring through his visor like he was waiting for you to do something, a corner of his mouth quirked up as if with a contented secret. Then they all hit you at once: the images your memory had gathered unbidden of Mituna in vivid motion, an incandescent goldenrod streak across your still-strange, calmed and flattened world. You were done, you were gone for him before you even knew it.
In the dream bubbles, sunlight doesn’t have to hurt.
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A fill for a homesmut request:
[paraphrased] "Karkat, because of the trolls’ long time on the meteor, ends up getting so full of genetic material that he can’t even function. He is reduced to asking Sollux if he has a bucket he can borrow (genetic material would stain the ablution trap, maybe, so he can’t do it there) since they’re friends and Sollux, being lowblooded as well, is in that stage of his life too so would be the most likely to have a bucket. He /could/ ask Tavros, but he’s not sure how well that part of him works anyway, and Sollux at least will just tease him in private and not accidentally say something about it to anyone else. And Aradia's, y'know, a robot." -
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The queasy discomfort in your stomach seems to hollow out and twist a knot within your core at the thing hovering over the lower half of your body.
It's you.
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Her fingers dance circles around that little node, and when she brushes a claw along it, experimentally, Sollux shakes all over, still toppled limply in her arms, breathing fast and harsh.
"That's where the main jack would go," she murmurs, softly, idly.
(Prompt: "Maybe she knows just enough about the Condesce and the Psiioniic to think it's the most romantic thing in the world, or just enough that she was horrified, got over it, and then got really into it; and maybe he's willing to indulge it. He probably knows a lot more about helmsmen in general than she does, since as a kid he must have assumed that was what was coming to him; and what if she's stupid and naive about it and he has to correct her, possibly while she's going a bit farther than making out, which neither of them had exactly planned--")
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You review the terms of the diplomatic meeting one more time, as if they'll be less ridiculous on a sixth reading. "Two ranking officers," you read, "accompanied by no more than one bodyguard and one personal slave apiece." You look at Feferi as if she'll have gotten some other version of the memo.
She just shrugs with a jangle of bracelets. "Ranking officers means you and me, Karcrab," she says, "and I'm shore we can pick bodyguards...."
"But fucking personal slaves?" you finish when she trails off. What the fuck kind of decadent society do humans have, anyway?
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A fill for the prompt: "Check out this picture I didn't draw.
Tell me that doesn't DESPERATELY NEED to be written. :o Seriously. You know you want sweet, sexy Latula/Mituna smut as much as I do- and look at little Mituna, trying to contain himself while Tula climbs all over him. His will must be broken.
Bonus points for lots of Kankri feels."