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         john egbert- ..sorry, john strider is stood in his kitchen. through the crack in the window drifts the sound of gardeners chatting amongst themselves and the smell of autumn trees wafting past john. screams ring out from the basement. his hips swayed and bounced slightly to the music playing from a portable speaker, a gift he got for christmas last year. the shouts and shrieks increase, now overpowering the britney spears track thats pouring out of the speaker. john rolls his eyes, drying off a bowl and starting on another one. jeez, its hard to get some peace and quiet in this house!

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    English
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    103
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    78
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    Bro Strider and John Egbert. One shots.
    May include the following:
    -smut
    -violence
    -fluff
    -plot (woah)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,789
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    278
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    Kankri found a kismesis...
    or she finally realised what was going on.
    Meenah and Kankri in this new world.

    Series
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    English
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    15,355
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1125
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    Bro Strider and John Egbert. One shots.
    May include the following:
    -smut
    -violence
    -fluff
    -plot (woah)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    258
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    65
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    Eridans always preferred to be a top, but today he decides to lay himself out and open, completely exposed for you. A true sign of his love and admiration for you, so you take it to heart and show him the best time you can.

    He definitely learns that you can be trusted, but most importantly, that he's going to sub more often.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1512
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    Heavenward is a story about John and EOS. Heavenward returns from the previous installment's nine-year span of flashbacks and back story, to conclude in a series of events that takes place over one or two days.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    63,287
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    292
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    Casual breakfast turns into something much better.

    Language:
    English
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    3,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    989
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    “Imagine that, in order for Loki to understand the brevity of human life, he is asked to help a dying girl complete her bucket list. As a result of their time together, he falls in love with her, and searches all of the nine realms for a way to save her life.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,886
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1064
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    Slick groaned. Blood dripping from many of the open wounds that covered his body. This wasn't like him at all. No, not the blood, or wounds that was definitely a Slick thing. No, the thing that was off about this. Was the fact that slick was being held captive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,694
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    295
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    The title explains it. A friend dared me to do this and since I can't draw nsfw v well and I get to flustered too I'll write it.
    The link is this
    http://bluebellglowinginthedark.tumblr.com/post/31013467173/30-days-otp-challenge-nsfwversion

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    2/30
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1977
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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,734
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2404
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    TT: I am SmuppetFucker413, and you’re in a private chat session.
    TT: What do you want me to do?
    uu: WELL FUCK. I DON’T KNOW.
    uu: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCK A SMUPPET.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1168
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1278
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    "As for the canon whores who just decided to show up... *yawn* Perhaps you should heed the advice of your Patron Goddess and 'go back and reread', because I think you'll find I'm writing the Applebee's quite in-character." --David Bowie

    In which Terezi and Karkat dance in a diner.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,922
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    343
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    “I feel like the Pac-Man joke has to involve anal beads somehow. Right?”

    “Anal beads are hardly a joke, Dirk.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2462
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    During the three years on the Ship moving across the Yellow Yard (post-John's flipout/Davesprite's departure), John and Jade are bored out of their minds, totally alone, and horny.

    So they bone.

    That's it, that's really pretty much all that happens.

    (I think the title was supposed to reference either the Oresteia or Oedipus or something.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3355
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    The Grand Highblood has to attend to his gravid matesprit. It goes as expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1258
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    The OTHER fic where the Grand Highblood summons some poor hapless souls for a threesome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1772
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    Trolls sure are weird!
    They make all these funny piles everywhere and won't let anyone in them, they make really strange noises, and Karkat turned so red when all I did was ruffle his hair a little!

    {This is going to include a lot of quadrant shenanigans. All of the quadrants, in fact. Tags will be added as necessary.}

    {A prompt on the Homesmut kinkmeme asked for animalistic trolls hitting on John, and Karkat swooping in to save the day by way of claiming John as his own. Completely altruistically, of course!
    It may or may not have gotten out of hand.}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,152
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    140
    Kudos:
    743
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    9300
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    Dirk finds out about one of Equius' little secrets and decides to capitalize on it. It doesn't go quite according to plan at first, but it'll work itself out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,835
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1799

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