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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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Just some fluff involving Dave and John and their respective musical talents.
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You're happy for Jake. You're happy for Jane; god knows the poor girl has been obviously smitten for ages. And you made the choice to be unapproachable yourself. You had priorities, right? They were just so much easier to have when you were a few hundred years apart.
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Upon visiting his best bro, Dave finds John has freckles. Dave finds John’s freckles to be sexy.
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You have succeeded in your mission to seek the Highblood, but everything about this task feels wrong.
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About 10 sweeps ago, a mysterious disease killed off each and every mother grub on Alternia. In desperate need to reform their reproductive system, the Jade bloods, at Her Royal Condescension's order and under the watchful eyes of her blueblooded henchmen, started to genetically modify the bodies of young trolls and raised them as 'surrogates' for the sake of preserving the troll race.
But while most of those modified trolls are only artificially inseminated, some of the most physically fit are sold off to those highbloods who embraced the fundamental change of the reproductive system and now refuse to let their genetic material being mixed with that of lowbloods.
Sollux Captor, a young mutant (a quality that likely would have have him culled (or worse) before the extinction of the mother grubs), was chosen as a surrogate by nobody else but the matesprit of Her Royal Heiress, the Princess of Alternia. And deep down beneath the ocean, he might learn to appreciate some of the more refined alterations the Jade bloods conducted on his body...
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Roxy finds out that love doesn't conquer all of the problems inherent in owning and caring for her new pet. (It does, however, help.)
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Kismeses make better nurses than most humans might expect. It doesn't do to let your rival get killed, at least not by someone who isn't you.
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You are pinioning your very own eldritch abomination on your personal collection board, an admirable trophy piece for anyone who considers herself a connoisseur of things that whisper in the darkest corners of the universe.
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"At times your curiosity is maddening," Kanaya says. She looks into the middle distance over your shoulder. "As you know, when it comes time for trolls to reproduce, it is rather a do-or-die situation. Failing to follow through with the deed is disastrous for all parties involved, so it is advantageous to be able to stimulate your partner chemically in addition to emotionally."
"You secrete a natural aphrodisiac," you say, to be sure you are understanding her correctly.
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Why does watching the Maid of Life as she slumbers bring her peace?
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Roxy Lalonde has something big planned. All that's left is to make sure everyone is ready.
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"Hey, buddy," you say as you drop your keys on the table and kick your shoes off. "What's wrong?"
Equius chews on his lip like he's nervous about answering you, which is just weird. He's really good about being obedient—it was one of the reasons you got him as your first pet.
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- Part 1 of Petstuck
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They've both their own reasons for continually seeking out these dream bubbles time and time again. For her, she drinks to sleep and escape the reality of the Batterwitch and everything she's brought with her into her world. For him, he waits, awake and apart from the horrorterrors and everyone else, for when he can drift through the dream bubbles, leaving behind the filthy truth of what all has happened on his meteor.
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Just a collection of fills I've done for the homestuck kink meme based off the theme of having a text from the "texts from last night" site and given homestuck characters or pairings to use in them.
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The God Tiered kids and trolls gather for a rambunctious night of strip poker. Cards will be played, clothing will be removed, dares will be performed and many a good time will be had by all.
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Everybody needs somewhere to go when things get to be too much for them. Karkat visits Gamzee in his hiding place before he can lose his mind entirely.
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What the hell? When I saw a kinkmeme prompt for a crossover between the Strider boys and Ironman, what else could I say? Suddenly an idea popped into my head, so I did a scribble of a ficlet. I amy or may not do more, depends.
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A gentleman should not complain when adventure finds him, but surely there is a limit. In which there is time travel, fisticuffs, and a Hollywood romance.
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Faint heart never won fair lady, you think. Or fair gentleman either. "If you're going to kiss me," you say, "now would be an excellent time."