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    Kankri found a kismesis...
    or she finally realised what was going on.
    Meenah and Kankri in this new world.

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    English
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    12,923
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    844
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    Eridans always preferred to be a top, but today he decides to lay himself out and open, completely exposed for you. A true sign of his love and admiration for you, so you take it to heart and show him the best time you can.

    He definitely learns that you can be trusted, but most importantly, that he's going to sub more often.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1024
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    Jade and Rose wander into a cave in a wrong timeline, and end up having monster/human sex with Orphaner Dualscar and Grand Highblood, while the Condesce watches. Jade and Rose also have sex with each other in this smutty, kinda gross monster/human Homestuck fanfic.

    Language:
    English
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    1,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    831
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    Heavenward is a story about John and EOS. Heavenward returns from the previous installment's nine-year span of flashbacks and back story, to conclude in a series of events that takes place over one or two days. Heavenward is a story about how much time one can fit in a moment.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,286
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    262
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    Casual breakfast turns into something much better.

    Language:
    English
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    3,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    793
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    “Imagine that, in order for Loki to understand the brevity of human life, he is asked to help a dying girl complete her bucket list. As a result of their time together, he falls in love with her, and searches all of the nine realms for a way to save her life.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,886
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1010
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    Slick groaned. Blood dripping from many of the open wounds that covered his body. This wasn't like him at all. No, not the blood, or wounds that was definitely a Slick thing. No, the thing that was off about this. Was the fact that slick was being held captive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,694
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    243
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    The title explains it. A friend dared me to do this and since I can't draw nsfw v well and I get to flustered too I'll write it.
    The link is this
    http://bluebellglowinginthedark.tumblr.com/post/31013467173/30-days-otp-challenge-nsfwversion

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,459
    Chapters:
    2/30
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1616
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    In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

    Also there's animes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,734
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    2181
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    TT: I am SmuppetFucker413, and you’re in a private chat session.
    TT: What do you want me to do?
    uu: WELL FUCK. I DON’T KNOW.
    uu: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FUCK A SMUPPET.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,303
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1086
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1120
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    "As for the canon whores who just decided to show up... *yawn* Perhaps you should heed the advice of your Patron Goddess and 'go back and reread', because I think you'll find I'm writing the Applebee's quite in-character." --David Bowie

    In which Terezi and Karkat dance in a diner.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,922
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    309
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    “I feel like the Pac-Man joke has to involve anal beads somehow. Right?”

    “Anal beads are hardly a joke, Dirk.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2310
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    During the three years on the Ship moving across the Yellow Yard (post-John's flipout/Davesprite's departure), John and Jade are bored out of their minds, totally alone, and horny.

    So they bone.

    That's it, that's really pretty much all that happens.

    (I think the title was supposed to reference either the Oresteia or Oedipus or something.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2992
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    The Grand Highblood has to attend to his gravid matesprit. It goes as expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1117
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    The OTHER fic where the Grand Highblood summons some poor hapless souls for a threesome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1627
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    Trolls sure are weird!
    They make all these funny piles everywhere and won't let anyone in them, they make really strange noises, and Karkat turned so red when all I did was ruffle his hair a little!

    {This is going to include a lot of quadrant shenanigans. All of the quadrants, in fact. Tags will be added as necessary.}

    {A prompt on the Homesmut kinkmeme asked for animalistic trolls hitting on John, and Karkat swooping in to save the day by way of claiming John as his own. Completely altruistically, of course!
    It may or may not have gotten out of hand.}

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,152
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    714
    Bookmarks:
    99
    Hits:
    9036
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    Dirk finds out about one of Equius' little secrets and decides to capitalize on it. It doesn't go quite according to plan at first, but it'll work itself out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,835
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1700
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    Jade and Davesprite perform rigorous experimentation as to whether Davesprite still has the ability to get his rocks off... without his rocks. It's for science!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,887
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1920
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    You are a slave recently sold to the infamous Orphaner Dualscar. You never really minded being a slave though, and you never really bothered to wonder why. But when you learned who you had been sold to, you had this sinking feeling of anticipation in your stomach - a not entirely unpleasant one.

    An x-reader smut fic that strives to be the things so many x-reader fics aren't; immersive, sexy, and gender neutral. Explores many aspects of the bdsm kink, while remaining trying safe, sane and consensual. Contains no daddy-kink but is heavy in teasing and sex games. Huge warning for BDSM, Penetrative sex, Xeno-kink, bondage, ect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,633
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    380
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    12500

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