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    She's been called the best of the best. There hasn't been a single crime she couldn't solve, a piece of evidence she couldn't find, or a culprit she couldn't sniff out.
    So when Detective Pyrope is requested to go to New York City to investigate a master thief dubbed "Bank Shot," she doesn't expect to be there for long.
    She soon learns that this thief has also been referred to as "the best of the best."

    Language:
    English
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    16,473
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    171
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    It is believed in troll culture that if someone's love is strong enough, it can transcend lifetimes. Likewise, the same can be said about hate.
    Terezi always knew that the curse fabricated by their ancestors would always bind her and Vriska together, by what she thought was tendrils of loathing and rivalry. However, while Scrub strains and shatters the relationships between the twelve trolls, the two are forced to re-evaluate friends and enemies, and determine the nature of the string connecting them.

    This story follows canon events with slight differences, but will eventually diverge from the canon timeline completely! The POV alternates between Terezi and Vriska with each chapter!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,651
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    372
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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,310
    Chapters:
    11/30
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1453
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    (Heavenstuck AU)

    In which Kanaya is an angel, Karkat is a human, and together they attempt to fix everything wrong with the world as we know it.

    Well, kind of.

    Or, that one story where there are two very different Crowleys, Aziraphale doesn't quite know what's going on, SucroCorp and Betty Crocker team up to enslave/eat humanity, Rose steals the Bentley, Jade is a bad-ass truck driver, dead people are resurrected, there are a ton of fallen angels to look after, ghosts seek revenge, and everyone is scrambling to prepare for Armageddon Round Three.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,526
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    835
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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    96,729
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    552
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    6559
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    The tale of EarTernia, the misguided love of two trolls who should have never met, and the adventure of a glitched lifetime.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    491
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    34
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    "You don't get it do you? I may not remember it, but my life was a living hell. Each time I try to remember my scars ache with phantom pains, as if the pain was so horrible my body wasn't allowed to ever forget it. I start shacking as complete and utter terror fills my body, and an intense coldness runs through my veins. It was a life of fear and pain, and I was happy when I died. You took that away from me, you took my happiness. I have the right to be pissed, you don't. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go get drunk off my ass. Hopefully I die of alcohol poisoning, that'll be a fun way to die."

    Or

    Ed and Al were successful with their attempt at a human transmutation, but they didn't bring back their mom. They brought back a semi-suicidal girl with a faulty memory, a foul mouth, and more problems than they have put together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    218
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    The love of your life is distant for reasons you can't discern, you're stuck in the middle of enemy territory, and the Condesce wants your head on a pike. Equip your sickles and ready your magic rings, because things are going to get batshit.

    (Direct sequel to Cum mortuis in lingua mortua! If you did not read the previous fic, please, for the love of god, read the author's notes.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    108,168
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    151
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3850
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    Summary

    Hahahahahahaha

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    170
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    263
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    22
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    A boy who suffered.

    Series
    • Part 1 of OTP
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,506
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Ficlets of songs, ships, and scenarios requested by tumblr users over on chess-and-snickers.tumblr.com and cherrybulges.tumblr.com.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,082
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    54
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    Tony always thought that he had done everything and every one. Then one day he was asked if he had ever had sex with a troll. This led him down a new path full of shock, pain, rescue and eventually true friendship and happiness. It also led him to saving almost all of the trolls treated as "pets" or slaves on earth. But that was a side benefit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,871
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4491
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    Tavros and Aradia are adventurers for hire -- they risk death so their patron, Ms. Meenah Peixes, doesn't have to!

    ...

    Gamzee and Kurloz are the restless dead. They haven't had visitors in at least a few lifetimes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,612
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    216
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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,198
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    174
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2942
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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure. Come join the party for a romantic epic fantasy adventure full of fun and silliness. With a little bit of seriousness and occasional smut, but mostly fun and silliness.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    211,043
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2268
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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,342
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    895
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    Jonathan Crocker the heir to the formidable kingdom of Prospit runs away from his safe prison of a home and finds a new life under a new name.

    Dave Strider the worker of a blacksmith shop in the small dainty village of Derse needs a change of pace and wants to run away, but he's too scared.

    Maybe if the hide behind each other they'll find they aren't that different.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,345
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    115
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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,879
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1297
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    The long and forgotten commander logs of the infamous violet blooded commander of the SSR. SPINNEROSA. Your name is _____ and you have discovered a crashed ship upon your planet EARTH. There's nothing left to it but these logs? Do you listen to them? Of course you do, why else are you here?

    (Warning this is FicKin stuff so, keep moving.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    946
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    23

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