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  1. Rec 37

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    Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier decides, would be supportive of Steve's relationship with Tony Stark. So the Soldier will be too.

    There's just one little problem: Steve and Tony aren't in a relationship.

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    16 Oct 2014

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    *bursts out in surprised laughter and continual wheezing as the story gets funnier and funnier*

    AHAHAHAHA this is absolute crack but XD I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Oh dear Bucky, your earnestness is adorable and you are going to be forever exploited by Natasha. OH man, I can imagine the chaos.

    Man, when I couldn't laugh any harder and JUST managed to catch a breath, a hilarious line will hit me out of nowhere and I'd choke try to laugh with no breath in my lungs. READ FOR A GOOD LAUGH - MOST GUARANTEED.

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    They’re the broken ones. That’s what Clint figures the rest think about him and Barnes. Clint with his eardrums trashed, Barnes with a regiment’s worth of trauma and a psychotic cybernetic arm, put in the same room and told to make nice while the others get to go on missions and do important things and save the world.

    Well they're not broken. So of course they got bored and tired of being sidelined and decided to entertain themselves. And of course they ended up wanted, running through the streets of Paris with bananas down their pants and gendarmes in pursuit. Of course they did.

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    15 Oct 2014

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    *chokes with laughter* Oh man, this fic, THIS piece here is all I've ever wanted from a Bucky Barnes and Clint Barton friendship/bromance. AhahahaahHAHAHAHA. The rivalry, the pure obstinacy from both of them. Here's the parts that just absolutely sold me on their bromance:

     

    "Barnes’ mouth turns up so Clint can see a hint of his canines. It’s unnerving. "You're not really a therapist, are you?" he asks suddenly.

    "Therapist?" Clint asks, just to be sure.

    Barnes nods. "You're not one, are you?"

    Clint laughs, then stops and stares at Barnes. "Oh my god. Did someone tell you I was a therapist?"

    (........)

    Barnes shows more teeth and inclines his head. He leans forward just a little, eyes down, mouth open just a fraction in what Clint realizes with a rush of horror is a confessional kind of posture.

    "I told you I'm not a therapist," he says, but Barnes has already started.

    “Your pie crust,” he says, slow.

    "My, uh, pie crust?" Clint echoes, just to be sure he's got that right.

    Barnes is leaning forward in his seat, head half turned, eyes not on Clint’s eyes but on his mouth instead, as if this physically difficult. “Your pie crust… is awful.”

    Clint blinks. “Oh yeah?” he asks.

    Barnes is gripping the table with both his flesh and metal hands, and the table top is starting to warp. “Like eating dried paint.”

    “Oh yeah?" Clint probably shouldn’t be so mad about that, he hates making pie crust. Who cares about pie crust ? Crust is just vessel for the filling. It's like the plate. It's like tupperware. Who insults a man's pie crust anyway? Barnes might be a deadly mind-wiped assassin in recovery, but he’s not getting a free pass on being an asshole. “You think you can do better?”

    “A monkey could do better.”

    “This coming from the man who tried to put a cup of baking soda in the biscuits. What, you wanted to clean your teeth while you ate?" Barnes glowers. Clint glares back. “You got something to prove?”

    “No… don’t gotta prove anything.” Then he grins, grins. “I'm gonna teach you to bake.”

    Clint sits back. He folds his arms across his chest. “Alright, let’s make it interesting then. None of this prune-filled nostalgia shit. Real food. Food normal humans can actually eat. No more fucking canned milk. Real recipes.”

    “And time limits,” Barnes says, mouth twisting, as if he's snarling, as if he's practically spitting the words. “You bake like…" Clint doesn't hear what he bakes like but he's pretty sure it's not Julia Child. "…two hours. Maximum.”

    Clint leans forward too, jabbing a finger at Barnes. He's furious, Barnes is furious. It takes effort to gauge the volume of the voice he can't hear but he's pretty sure he's started yelling. “You’re on, asshole. Bring your best recipe. You’re going to fucking lose.”

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    15 Oct 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    The Heart reveals many secrets about the world and the people around Corvo. Sometimes too many secrets.

    If Corvo didn’t know any better, he might even say the Heart is a bit of a gossip.

    Written for Tumblr's Fugue Feast in July 2014, based on the prompt "#Corvo and hounds pub peeps, gen, humour (before they got Emily back though)" with a smidgen of "#Corvo/Outsider, anything with these two, whether romantical or cheeky".

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    15 Oct 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter.

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    15 Oct 2014

  6. Public Bookmark 10

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    Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter.

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    15 Oct 2014

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    Jim learns an important lesson about leaving certain things to the professionals. Based on a true story of masturbatory mishap.

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    15 Oct 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 7

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    Had they heard him right? He, the socially awkward genius was going to do *that* with the alpha-maleish Derek Morgan? No, they must be missing something, but what? Morgan/Reid

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    15 Oct 2014

  9. Public Bookmark 36

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    14 Oct 2014

  10. Public Bookmark 36

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    14 Oct 2014

  11. Public Bookmark 36

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    14 Oct 2014

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    Stiles works at Derek's family's company. Derek may or may not be a little bit in love with him. But it's just that Derek has an important possession in the company, and Stiles works down at IT. So prevent a huge scandal that could end up on magazines for months, Derek pulls on his big boy pants and pines. Which works.

    Until Laura Hale meets Lydia Martin, and shit sort of hits the fan.

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    14 Oct 2014

  13. Public Bookmark 49

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    He was beautiful. Beautiful in every single way. And I wasn't. I wasn't beautiful at all. But a guy can dream right? Well there's no crime in only looking. He'd never look my way. He'd never know I'm even alive. Because I knew that no one would ever come to love me. And honestly I was okay with that.

    Eren has been chubby or considered mostly fat almost his whole life. He tried relentlessly to change but realized this was who he was and will always be. He new he would never find anyone to love so on forth he continues his life. A life as an otaku with his only two friends and his mother at his side.

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    14 Oct 2014

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    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

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    13 Oct 2014

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    Cute Shassie

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    The curious tale of how the Avengers adopted Maria Hill and her daughter.

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    13 Oct 2014

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    13 Oct 2014

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    aww they're cute and like i ship her and cyrus but also her and will GODDAMN IT

  17. Rec 2

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    Stiles gives Derek a CD of songs about wolves. The betas enjoy it more than Derek does.

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    13 Oct 2014

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    The curious tale of how the Avengers adopted Maria Hill and her daughter.

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    13 Oct 2014

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    While the Company rested at Beorn’s, Gandalf appraised the deterioration of Mirkwood and decided the best option was to call in a favor for a little extra help in guiding the dwarves through the forest. And so Legolas Greenleaf was dragged into the quest for Erebor.

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    12 Oct 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 48

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    Fic for the Mirror-Verse! In an Alternate Universe where Gabriel, Balthazar, and Lucifer are all roommates, they conspire to get their little brother Castiel and his best friend Dean Winchester together. You've got a University AU, Coffeeshop AU, and Roommate AU all rolled into one! What more could you want?

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    12 Oct 2014

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