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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Lydia goes out for a night of fun and ends up drunk enough to text Peter Hale, who comes to her rescue. In the morning he decides to play a little joke that ends up in a direction he never expected it to go. WARNING FOR MUCH SEX AND DRUNK LYDIA FLIRTING!

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    28 Feb 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    28 Feb 2015

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “Three weeks,” Derek says.

    “Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

    “I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

    “How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

    “My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

    “A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    28 Feb 2015

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    This is borderline surrealist writing. Crack that is completely deadpan. About halfway through I stopped laughing and was just utterly fascinated by the logic Sherlock's family operates by, because it IS logic. In a weird way.

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Sherlock discovers time-travel via the British Library.

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    28 Feb 2015

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    This is so great. Everything about this is just hysterical. Sherlock Holmes time travels and isn't finicky about dirt and becomes friends with poets of the past. The best bits for me are when Sherlock realizes he can't be around that many drugs, and that John would be upset by the disease and dirt-- both of those seem really well thought out, most people forget the gross aspects of time travel.

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    "This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be This looks like intestines, and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.

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    28 Feb 2015

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    Another one by this author that makes me laugh like a total nutcase and get odd looks on public transit. Something about the idea of Arthur being a shit cook is so perfect. It's almost Midcentury Menu levels of bad food, too.

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    In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur's a fucking Disney princess.

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    Another one where just seeing the title makes me snort my coffee. Arthur has to babysit. Cobb and Saito are engaged in a truly disturbing relationship. It's great.

  8. Rec 55

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    Adventures of Tyrion Lannister: Apartment Landlord and Superintendent
    Costarring multiple love-struck idiots that need to get over themselves, many lovely young ladies, a burn victim security guard, a master kickboxer-custodian, a stuttering desk boy, and far too many people with the surname Stark. Among others.

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    28 Feb 2015

  9. Public Bookmark 1

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    Napoleon Dynamite auditions for a job at Circus of the Damned.

    Be SO THANKFUL I didn't have him audition for Guilty Pleasures.

    Still, I'm desperately sorry. This is the crackiest thing I've ever written in my life.

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  10. Public Bookmark 32

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    Intended as a ficlet for pinkish/visticuffs based on the following prompt:

    "can you give me some deancas drabble where dean means to say "glad you're back cas" but for SOME REASON it comes out as "i love you, cas" and HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS"

    But ended up wayyyyy longer than anticipated and since it's cracking me up I figured I'd post it.

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    28 Feb 2015

  11. Public Bookmark 32

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    Intended as a ficlet for pinkish/visticuffs based on the following prompt:

    "can you give me some deancas drabble where dean means to say "glad you're back cas" but for SOME REASON it comes out as "i love you, cas" and HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS"

    But ended up wayyyyy longer than anticipated and since it's cracking me up I figured I'd post it.

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    27 Feb 2015

  12. Rec *

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    27 Feb 2015

  13. Public Bookmark 2

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    on the day of luigi's special night, daisy fesses up to her biggest, darkest secret, cheating on him with none other than roy's our boi. Feeling sad and alone, luigi feel's that all is lost, going to the despair of darkness. however, what happens when mario signs him up for nintendating and he hits it off really well with an mysterious girl? meanwhile, another smasher is jealous of luigi and will do whatever it takes to stop him on his love quest. he learns that luigi is in fact, the ultimate sex god and must prevent the virgin from planting his seed in his number one fangirl. on the other hand, ness enjoys trolling the mansion with his taunts varying from okay to okey. master hand gets fed of it and sends in the SE NO and the SORREE. watch the wacky ventures enfold in this epic tale.

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    27 Feb 2015

  14. Public Bookmark 32

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    Intended as a ficlet for pinkish/visticuffs based on the following prompt:

    "can you give me some deancas drabble where dean means to say "glad you're back cas" but for SOME REASON it comes out as "i love you, cas" and HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS"

    But ended up wayyyyy longer than anticipated and since it's cracking me up I figured I'd post it.

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    27 Feb 2015

  15. Public Bookmark 32

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    Intended as a ficlet for pinkish/visticuffs based on the following prompt:

    "can you give me some deancas drabble where dean means to say "glad you're back cas" but for SOME REASON it comes out as "i love you, cas" and HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS"

    But ended up wayyyyy longer than anticipated and since it's cracking me up I figured I'd post it.

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    27 Feb 2015

  16. Public Bookmark 32

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    Intended as a ficlet for pinkish/visticuffs based on the following prompt:

    "can you give me some deancas drabble where dean means to say "glad you're back cas" but for SOME REASON it comes out as "i love you, cas" and HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS"

    But ended up wayyyyy longer than anticipated and since it's cracking me up I figured I'd post it.

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    27 Feb 2015

  17. Public Bookmark 52

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    Fic for the Mirror-Verse! In an Alternate Universe where Gabriel, Balthazar, and Lucifer are all roommates, they conspire to get their little brother Castiel and his best friend Dean Winchester together. You've got a University AU, Coffeeshop AU, and Roommate AU all rolled into one! What more could you want?

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    26 Feb 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 20

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    Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter.

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    26 Feb 2015

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    It all starts when Haru realises that *other* people notice Makoto, too.

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  20. Public Bookmark 11

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    The spectacularly scandalous HeiMiles modern!AU, which also involves Roy/Al and possibly Ed/Lan Fan, but no one really knows. Based primarily on the incredibly talented Phindus's wonderful art and amazing headcanons, with a lot of Tierfal being dangerously high on something. Composed of a series of complete-arc smaller fics, so it's essentially always complete and will never be finished at the same time…

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    26 Feb 2015

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    I don't know how I started reading this because I have never seen Conquerer of Shamballa and I honestly intend to.
    Also: I kind of saw the Alfons/Miles tag and immediately scrolled back only to be like "THAT'S A SHIP?? DO THEY EVEN INTERACT AT ALL HOW DO SHIPS LIKE THESE HAPPEN" then promptly started reading and became HeiMiles trash.

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