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    “Don’t fuck with me, I’m not in the mood.” Louis’ got the urge to punch him in the face, but he knows deep down that if anything it’ll just add fuel to Harry's innuendo fire.

    “You know I only fuck you, not with you. There’s a difference. It’s slight but still there.” He’s joking, but it’s sincere in a way that only Deadpool could make it. It gives Louis a strange mix of emotions, his body doesn’t know whether to fill with butterflies or to knee Deadpool in the balls again for insinuating them fucking.

    or, Harry is Deadpool and Louis is Spider-Man and they've got way too much history

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  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    Harry burst out laughing, the sound mixing with the loud chatter as more people entered the pub.

    “I knew you'd say that! It's just too easy to get you riled up, isn't it?” Harry took another sip of his beer, cleaning a little foam off his upper lip

    “Why do you like to piss me off so much?” Louis said, rubbing his closed eyes with the tip of his fingers. He didn't feel as angry as he looked, but apparently he had a reputation to keep.

    “Believe me, the only time I did it on purpose was just now. Hey, is this going to be our dynamic forever? I come here, you snap at me for no reason at all, throw me out and I come back? It's getting pretty predictable.”

    “Why do you keep coming back, exactly?” Louis said, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

    “I like your pretty face. And Niall has sick jokes. The beer is fine, too."

    OR the one where Louis owns a pub and Harry is a photographer who needs his help for a project. Louis is grumpy, Harry is not. Louis has a secret. There is some pining and a lot of fluff.

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    22 Jun 2016

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    “Is that a dare?” Harry's eyes lit up.

    “No, let's not try to gross each other out just yet” Louis said as he walked out of the bedroom.

    “Are you sure? I can start clipping my toenails in bed just about now,” Harry half shouted ,“I'm flexible enough to do it with my teeth, I think!”
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    “You're not just a leaf, Harry. You are the whole tree.”

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    "I'm saying that this is our second chance, and I’m not letting it go. I’m saying that it's gotta be you and me." His hand comes up, curves around Louis' cheek, warm and calloused. "I'm saying that it's never supposed to be anything but you and me." His other hand cups Louis' face. Louis can barely breathe.

    Louis hasn't seen Harry in 10 years when something that smells suspiciously like Fate brings them together again, and what follows is just meant to be.

    Also, the KFC colonel isn't the only guy Liam wants to bang.

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    22 Jun 2016

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    “He is, but like, I mean that from an objective point of view, Christ, I’m not about to try to hop on my ex-best friend’s dick.”

    Liam shrugs and returns to his phone. “Alright, if you say so.”

    Louis glowers at the side of Liam’s head. “I hope you choke on Zayn’s artsy, Starbucks-scented dick.”

    “Holy shit. He has a penis.” Liam's eyes are wide, as if this thought has never crossed his mind before.

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    Is Styles really your last name ?
     
    If this isn’t a pick up line I’ll be very disappointed...xx
     
    Louis’ heart races. He sucks it up and types quickly.

    You really think I’d go straight for the cliche ‘cool last name, can I have it’? Asking for a stranger’s hand in marriage is a bit forward … Don’t you think ?

    [Louis gets set up on a dating website. Harry is one of his 12 matches.]

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    22 Jun 2016

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    “You hang up first.”

    Louis laughs sleepily into the receiver, eyes shut. “No, you.”

    “Okay.”

    The line goes dead.

    Louis opens his eyes and looks at his phone, back on his screensaver. What the fuck just happened.

    Harry Styles to Louis Tomlinson [9:39 P.M.]: That was a joke I’ve wanted to do for a long time I’m not rude I swear… Goodnight.. See you tomorrow.xx

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    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

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    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

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    22 Jun 2016

  6. Public Bookmark 55

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    They called it the AU of dreams.....And it was....

    Set in a similar sort of canon as my "Deadpool knows he's in a fanfic" series but Deadpool isn't self-aware this time around. Focuses on the marvelous adventures of one miss Eleanor Camacho, otherwise known as- Deadpool's little girl. Ellie draws fanart for the Avengers, mostly of Captain America and Iron Man touching butts, takes ballet lessons, kills zombies, learns jujitsu and pisses off wolverine with a megaphone.

    Peter Parker/ Wade Wilson with some added in Stony (as Ellie desperately wants them to kiss and touch each other's butts) but Stony isn't the main focus.

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    22 Jun 2016

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    Gwaine has always fancied himself as having a theatrical flair.

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    21 Jun 2016

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    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

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    21 Jun 2016

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    21 Jun 2016

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    After stopping the Cluster, Peridot must face her next challenge: adjusting to life on her new planet and learning about humans that populate it. Knowing just how out of depth Peridot is, Steven enlists Connie's help in getting Peridot used to humans and acclimated to Beach City.

    Considering Peridot has no social skills whatsoever, this goes about as well as you'd expect ...

    Funny episodic "Peridot in Beach City" adventures about how Peridot changes over time. Diverges from canon after The Answer (Though by coincidence, the premise of story basically makes this "Log Date 7 15 2: The Series")

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    21 Jun 2016

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    Jim Kirk, on her way to fix the warp core, reminisces on her life.

    Or rather, two dorks confess a little too late, and Spock is a twerp.

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    21 Jun 2016

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    The Heart reveals many secrets about the world and the people around Corvo. Sometimes too many secrets.

    If Corvo didn’t know any better, he might even say the Heart is a bit of a gossip.

    Written for Tumblr's Fugue Feast in July 2014, based on the prompt "#Corvo and hounds pub peeps, gen, humour (before they got Emily back though)" with a smidgen of "#Corvo/Outsider, anything with these two, whether romantical or cheeky".

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    21 Jun 2016

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    It all started at a Christmas Party, with lots of drinks and wild minds set free. An idea is sparked, and a friend group gets together to film a series, 'Attack on Titan'.
    Bloopers, interviews, the Red Carpet, Behind the Scenes, cooking shows, twitter accounts, fanfictions, art... everything happens all at once. The college graduates become famous, and are now classified as famous actors and actresses.
    This is a story about twisted wires, injuries, fake blood, and broken teacups.

    This story is about how a simple idea can lead to something greater.

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    21 Jun 2016

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    21 Jun 2016

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    20 Jun 2016

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    Ficlets set in my HIMYM AU. I'd suggest reading the first story in the series first. :)

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    20 Jun 2016

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    Welcome to the extended Haikyuu beach episode we've all been waiting for.

    A beautiful story in which Kageyama learns to swim, Oikawa learns to share the spotlight, Tsukishima learns that actually expressing your feelings can be useful, and everyone learns that three-quarters of all the high school volleyball players in Japan are gay.

    Kindly leave your expectations at the door.

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    20 Jun 2016

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    20 Jun 2016

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    Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort?

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    20 Jun 2016

  20. Public Bookmark 54

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    How long could you flirt with someone ironically before the only irony were your own feelings?

    Adam and Ronan are arguing again. But more like bickering. Actually, they are flirting. But only ironically, of course. Not like anybody has feelings here.

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    20 Jun 2016

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