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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    "An Irreverent Romp with Inappropriate and Pornographic Themes"

    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.

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    Jackson is not a nice person and he doesn't do nice things. So when he finds out Danny has a thing for Stiles, he definitely doesn't try to get them together. Really.

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    Jackson in all of his glory.

  4. Rec 44

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    There are many things that Bilbo Baggins considers himself. He fancies himself a respectable man, a florist with a teeming business who does not mix with any distasteful persons, thank you very much. Safe and comfortable in his Boston flower shop, the last thing he expects is to find himself on the road with a questionable band of bikers on a far more questionable journey.

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    Fav

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    The one where Stiles thought Derek was a hooker who needed feeding, and Derek thought Stiles was interested in him.

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    REALLY REALLY FUNNY
    + fluff
    Stiles thinks Derek is a hooker
    +bonus werewolves

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    Derek is just a floating head with a face. Yep.

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    exactly what it says on the tin

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    “How weird are we talking? Does he want to take pictures of your feet in women’s shoes?” Scott mumbles through a mouthful of buttercream.

    “That was weirdly specific, no, it’s just... I think he has a thing. Like for weddings.” Stiles hisses at Scott, eyeing the middle aged couple two tables over who keep looking over at them warily. Scott doesn’t seem to notice them.

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    oh my god HAPPY SEX??????????? I JUST
    i'm dead D-E-D dead

  8. Rec 43

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    "...But this is a serious problem! Derek doesn’t want to facetime with my Lower Manhattan.”
     
    “Maybe he’s just an..uh uptown kind of guy?”

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    I LOve this! Happy sterek experimenting with sex and being a couple and shit it's only EVERYTHING I WANT

  9. Rec 75

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    Clint is on a desperate mission to commandeer everyone's freezer space. Phil is in desperate need of a freezer.

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    I LOVED THIS OMFG
    i'm a sucker for fics with well written ocs and an outsider's pov to boot! hell yeah. IT WAS SO CUTE BUT ALSO HILARIOUS OH GOD

  10. Rec 21

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    ThugSeme!Nagisa explains how he and that sweet track honey first ended up making beautiful music. If you don't know about 50% Off or the wonder that is Thugisa, educate yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE8SXJyy1Ic&list=PLJVeF2-zu1kGQ7t7UUPwolNWiQHXQUASs

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    this is the best thing that could ever happen to me

  11. Public Bookmark 93

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    Louis is twenty-three now, and painfully aware that “Yes.” Is quite a common response when first meeting someone.
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    or that soulmate au where everyone has the first words their soulmate is supposed to say to them tattooed on their body

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  12. Public Bookmark 11

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    "Are you blind, boy?" Renly raged. "Vintage pendant earrings means last season's pendant earrings! What were you thinking when you put these colors together?"

    Addam stared at his feet and mumbled, "Color blocking."

    "On a red-haired model?" he yelled.

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    In which Pyp and Grenn deep fry Longclaws, Jon rides a Bloodrider, Danaerys is a privileged ass, Bran has an elevator, Sam and little Sam hang out, Sansa plays the ukelele, Ned dated Robert Baratheon, everyone in Westeros breaks up with Robb, Petyr attempts to make Sansa a movie star, Arya thinks Jon is a traitor, Jaqen publishes The Gift, Rickon texts Theon, Benjen is Ikea, Stannis buys hot chocolate, Oberyn and Willas drag race, Jeor Mormont opens a cafe, and, as always, Jon Snow knows nothing.

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    "Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully.

    "Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"

    Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.

    (In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)

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    ADORABLEEEEEEE! And hilarious. :D feel good fic
    derek works at his sister's funeral home and stiles is a baker

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    “So, I'm Stiles.” he smiled warmly once he had put his unannounced patient down on the exam table. “I will poke and prod you a little bit to check for internal injuries, those that I can’t see because they're inside you, and some of it might hurt but it will pass, I promise. I will tell you everything I'm about to do and why I'm doing it so just stay calm and this will go like a breeze, okay?”

    Now, Stiles wasn’t stupid in any way, shape or form, he knew a were when he saw one… although he had obviously never seen a werecat before, and definitely not one as young as this one.

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  15. Public Bookmark 93

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    Louis is twenty-three now, and painfully aware that “Yes.” Is quite a common response when first meeting someone.
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    or that soulmate au where everyone has the first words their soulmate is supposed to say to them tattooed on their body

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    Is it even possible for penises to develop Stockholm syndrome?

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    Derek starts marking Stiles with his scent by wearing his clothes and touching all his stuff-- and worst of all, touching him. Stiles is...confused.

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    Derek starts marking Stiles with his scent by wearing his clothes and touching all his stuff-- and worst of all, touching him. Stiles is...confused.

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    Derek starts marking Stiles with his scent by wearing his clothes and touching all his stuff-- and worst of all, touching him. Stiles is...confused.

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    Derek starts marking Stiles with his scent by wearing his clothes and touching all his stuff-- and worst of all, touching him. Stiles is...confused.

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