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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Intended as a ficlet for pinkish/visticuffs based on the following prompt:

    "can you give me some deancas drabble where dean means to say "glad you're back cas" but for SOME REASON it comes out as "i love you, cas" and HE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THIS"

    But ended up wayyyyy longer than anticipated and since it's cracking me up I figured I'd post it.

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    Prickly, recently single, graphic designer Levi has just started at a new office when a Manic Pixie Dream Boy busker named Eren sets up his bucket drum outside his office and throws his whole life into orbit.

    Levi was blessed with every sound a bucket could make. The Cup Song with a bucket? Levi had heard it. Any drum solo from Rush? Levi heard it a dozen times over. Hot For Teacher? Check. Moby Dick by Led Zeppelin? Check. Since The Jägermeister didn’t have a cymbal he made little whippish noises with his mouth. He also didn’t sing anything, just shouted out enough lyrics at full volume so his audience got the idea. He made up poems (if you could call them that) on the spot about the people walking by. “Hot soccer mom looking hot doing soccer!” He also shouted random phrases like a drum major issuing commands. “I’m a cymballer, rimshot caller!” was one of Levi’s personal favorites.

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  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Carlos is always curious as to what constitutes "normal" in Night Vale. Cecil is a source of endless information. Sometimes, it's the most mundane things that get tangled between one normal and the next.

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    17 Oct 2014

  4. Rec *

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    Noisy neighbors, nursling dinosaurs, satanic box cutters, shitty convenience store management, the word 'fuck', hereditary (but not really) homosexuality, beer and ramen, pennies, truckstops, strippers, closets, semi-public defacing, rings, house parties, "recreational" drug use, accidental rendezvous, toxic stew (don't eat the stew), nice abs, housewives--batteries not included, over-educational movie sessions, copious domesticity, kittens named after landlords, a shit joke at participating locations, and many, many happy endings.
    A modern AU in which Eren moves into the apartment directly above Levi's.

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    Alternate Universe - Levi moonlights as a sharp-tongued food critic, Eren is an aspiring chef. Shenanigans.

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  6. Public Bookmark 80

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    When John comes to stay at the Strider household, he unintentionally starts a war between Dave and Dirk. This is going to be a long two weeks...

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    17 Oct 2014

  7. Public Bookmark 18

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    This Means War AU, sort of.

    Leonard needs to start dating, Christine makes him a profile on itsfate.net through which he meets Carol Marcus. Now this could be the start of his happy ending if he hadn't of sparked the interest of one James T. Kirk while at the video store. Leo goes from a complete dry spell to dating two incredible, and incredibly different, people. What Leo doesn't know is that they're both CIA operatives, he's under their surveillance, and they happen to be partners.

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    16 Oct 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 9

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  10. Public Bookmark 37

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    16 Oct 2014

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    “For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”

    Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.

    (Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)

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  12. Rec 39

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    Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier decides, would be supportive of Steve's relationship with Tony Stark. So the Soldier will be too.

    There's just one little problem: Steve and Tony aren't in a relationship.

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    16 Oct 2014

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    *bursts out in surprised laughter and continual wheezing as the story gets funnier and funnier*

    AHAHAHAHA this is absolute crack but XD I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Oh dear Bucky, your earnestness is adorable and you are going to be forever exploited by Natasha. OH man, I can imagine the chaos.

    Man, when I couldn't laugh any harder and JUST managed to catch a breath, a hilarious line will hit me out of nowhere and I'd choke try to laugh with no breath in my lungs. READ FOR A GOOD LAUGH - MOST GUARANTEED.

  13. Rec *

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    They’re the broken ones. That’s what Clint figures the rest think about him and Barnes. Clint with his eardrums trashed, Barnes with a regiment’s worth of trauma and a psychotic cybernetic arm, put in the same room and told to make nice while the others get to go on missions and do important things and save the world.

    Well they're not broken. So of course they got bored and tired of being sidelined and decided to entertain themselves. And of course they ended up wanted, running through the streets of Paris with bananas down their pants and gendarmes in pursuit. Of course they did.

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    15 Oct 2014

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    *chokes with laughter* Oh man, this fic, THIS piece here is all I've ever wanted from a Bucky Barnes and Clint Barton friendship/bromance. AhahahaahHAHAHAHA. The rivalry, the pure obstinacy from both of them. Here's the parts that just absolutely sold me on their bromance:

     

    "Barnes’ mouth turns up so Clint can see a hint of his canines. It’s unnerving. "You're not really a therapist, are you?" he asks suddenly.

    "Therapist?" Clint asks, just to be sure.

    Barnes nods. "You're not one, are you?"

    Clint laughs, then stops and stares at Barnes. "Oh my god. Did someone tell you I was a therapist?"

    (........)

    Barnes shows more teeth and inclines his head. He leans forward just a little, eyes down, mouth open just a fraction in what Clint realizes with a rush of horror is a confessional kind of posture.

    "I told you I'm not a therapist," he says, but Barnes has already started.

    “Your pie crust,” he says, slow.

    "My, uh, pie crust?" Clint echoes, just to be sure he's got that right.

    Barnes is leaning forward in his seat, head half turned, eyes not on Clint’s eyes but on his mouth instead, as if this physically difficult. “Your pie crust… is awful.”

    Clint blinks. “Oh yeah?” he asks.

    Barnes is gripping the table with both his flesh and metal hands, and the table top is starting to warp. “Like eating dried paint.”

    “Oh yeah?" Clint probably shouldn’t be so mad about that, he hates making pie crust. Who cares about pie crust ? Crust is just vessel for the filling. It's like the plate. It's like tupperware. Who insults a man's pie crust anyway? Barnes might be a deadly mind-wiped assassin in recovery, but he’s not getting a free pass on being an asshole. “You think you can do better?”

    “A monkey could do better.”

    “This coming from the man who tried to put a cup of baking soda in the biscuits. What, you wanted to clean your teeth while you ate?" Barnes glowers. Clint glares back. “You got something to prove?”

    “No… don’t gotta prove anything.” Then he grins, grins. “I'm gonna teach you to bake.”

    Clint sits back. He folds his arms across his chest. “Alright, let’s make it interesting then. None of this prune-filled nostalgia shit. Real food. Food normal humans can actually eat. No more fucking canned milk. Real recipes.”

    “And time limits,” Barnes says, mouth twisting, as if he's snarling, as if he's practically spitting the words. “You bake like…" Clint doesn't hear what he bakes like but he's pretty sure it's not Julia Child. "…two hours. Maximum.”

    Clint leans forward too, jabbing a finger at Barnes. He's furious, Barnes is furious. It takes effort to gauge the volume of the voice he can't hear but he's pretty sure he's started yelling. “You’re on, asshole. Bring your best recipe. You’re going to fucking lose.”

  14. Public Bookmark 37

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    15 Oct 2014

  15. Public Bookmark 16

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    The Heart reveals many secrets about the world and the people around Corvo. Sometimes too many secrets.

    If Corvo didn’t know any better, he might even say the Heart is a bit of a gossip.

    Written for Tumblr's Fugue Feast in July 2014, based on the prompt "#Corvo and hounds pub peeps, gen, humour (before they got Emily back though)" with a smidgen of "#Corvo/Outsider, anything with these two, whether romantical or cheeky".

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    15 Oct 2014

  16. Public Bookmark 11

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    Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter.

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    15 Oct 2014

  17. Public Bookmark 11

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    Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter.

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    15 Oct 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 3

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    Jim learns an important lesson about leaving certain things to the professionals. Based on a true story of masturbatory mishap.

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    15 Oct 2014

  19. Public Bookmark 7

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    Had they heard him right? He, the socially awkward genius was going to do *that* with the alpha-maleish Derek Morgan? No, they must be missing something, but what? Morgan/Reid

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    15 Oct 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 37

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    14 Oct 2014

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