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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    "Pepper, I need a million dollars to suppress a sex tape."

     

    Tony Stark has a date. But first he has to explain to his CEO that he picked up a guy at a porn shoot.

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    22 Jul 2014

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    “Derek,” the Sheriff’s voice was amused now. “Getting well-acquainted with my son, were you?”

    “Yes, sir,” Derek said, before his calm mask slipped and his eyes widened in panic as he realized what he had just admitted to. “I mean, no, sir.” The Sheriff raised an eyebrow and Derek looked to Stiles helplessly.

    “He was helping me recover from the run!” Stiles blurted out, wringing his hands out and the Sheriff crossed his arms over his chest, the beginnings of a smile starting to appear on his face.

    “Oh, so he was giving you CPR, is that what that was?”

    Derek choked.

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    22 Jul 2014

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    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

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    22 Jul 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    22 Jul 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    22 Jul 2014

  6. Public Bookmark 18

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    Stick up the ass ex military man Levi is dragged by hange to the strip club. But he's in for a surprise when a stripper and a simple ne-yo song makes wonder him who turned up the temperature.

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    22 Jul 2014

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*

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    22 Jul 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 7

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    Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*

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    22 Jul 2014

  9. Public Bookmark 10

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    22 Jul 2014

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    21 Jul 2014

  11. Rec 89

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    A short sequel to 'Shutterbug'.

    Derek has a plan, and it's simple, but it's going to work. But then things get in the way, like ninja peanuts, Care Bear movies and nap times.

    He just can't get a break, can he?

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    21 Jul 2014

  12. Public Bookmark 5

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    Highschool was hard enough with just Dave Strider to deal with. But then John Egbert has to come along as well. And Karkat doesn't know how to deal.

    Aka In which Karkat's heart throbs for the new heartthrob in school ,John, who happens to be besties with the absolutely bane of his already quite miserable existence, Dave, who also happens to attract him very much in an 'I really want to rip out your intestines and choke you with them, but I also want to have your tongue in my mouth and your body grinding on my body' kind of way; the shit hits the fan when for stupid reasons like mini explosions and other such nonsense causes them all to share a dorm quadrant, and Sollux is a useless shit who gives absolutely nonsensical advice like 'Just ambush him in the shower with a bj, KK', which is total hoofbeast shit because Karkat can't even decide which him he would even want to ambush (because he wants them both).

    Aka the stupidest JohnKatDave to ever be written. I'm so gomen for everything.

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    21 Jul 2014

  13. Public Bookmark 78

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    Bucky is a fashion photographer and pines over Steve for approximately four years.

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    21 Jul 2014

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    "Is he one of the models?"

    "No, that's just how he dresses."

    "Wow. And he’s only just now figured out that he's gay?"

    "Shut up, Jude, don't be a bitch."

  14. Public Bookmark 62

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    Six short drabbles that describe times that people other than Thor tried to pick up his hammer, and what resulted. Hilarity and self-reflection ensues.

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    21 Jul 2014

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    The curious tale of how the Avengers adopted Maria Hill and her daughter.

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    21 Jul 2014

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    21 Jul 2014

  17. Public Bookmark 2

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    Jensen can hardly wait to try a new position after Jared shows a video of Misha* at the convention. He had no idea Misha was that flexible (he can put his legs behind his head). Cockles smut where Jensen is horny as hell and when he finally gets Misha up to their room they have amazing rough sex.

    *I included a link to a clip form Nip/Tuck where Misha plays a yoga instructor who has a huge dick and can put his legs behind his head (he spends the entire day sucking his own cock) But anyway, if you have never seen it, you should watch it because it is hilarious and the story makes so much more senese. (I put the link in the part where Jared shows the clip).

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    20 Jul 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 24

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    "Y'know, there's a lot of ways people deal with the death of a teammate," says the last person in the troop bay. He returns everyone else's attention with a friendly nod, crossing his legs comfortably. "Not all of them healthy, obviously! And trust me, whoo, I've seen some pretty destructive coping methods." He laughs lightly. "I mean, it's a stressful event, and the thing about stress is you've gotta burn it off somehow or it'll fester, right here." He pats his chestplate. "Fighting, drinking, making jokes, making...well, I won't be crude, but you all know where I'm going with this!"

    "Is that your coping method, Florida?" York asks, with a wry twist to his lip.

    Florida laughs again. "Who, me? Nah, I could never. Can't really get into the spirit, you know? No, I put in a few hands of poker."

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    20 Jul 2014

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  19. Public Bookmark 7

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    Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*

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    20 Jul 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 18

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    Stick up the ass ex military man Levi is dragged by hange to the strip club. But he's in for a surprise when a stripper and a simple ne-yo song makes wonder him who turned up the temperature.

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    20 Jul 2014

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