41 - 60 of 14987 Bookmarks in Hilarious

Pages Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

    ...

    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105,183
    Chapters:
    17/22
    Comments:
    557
    Kudos:
    1589
    Bookmarks:
    532
    Hits:
    28683

    16 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  2. Public Bookmark 10

    Tags
    Summary

    Hamilton's being given his last shot at a foster family when he's sent to live with the Washingtons. He's learned to not expect a lot from foster families, based on his past experiences. But he'll be pleasantly surprised at how accepting these people are of him, even all of his flaws. See him get angry at the world a lot (not angsty thou he's just eager for a debate/fight), Join the debate team, make some new friends, and get flustered and antsy because holy shit John Laurens is waayyy too attractive for his little body to handle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,074
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    664

    16 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Sherlock and John enter the Big Brother house.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    2097
    Bookmarks:
    616
    Hits:
    26875

    16 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  4. Public Bookmark 16

    Tags
    Summary

    Take a moment and imagine what would happen if you, just as you are right this second, woke up in a fictional world. It's impossible, it's crazy, and it's exactly what I did. This cannon-ish story is the result...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,824
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1334

    16 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Eighth Year has consisted of stress, assignments, a lot of coffee, and Draco Malfoy slowly making the rounds, apologising to everyone he's hurt. This morning he's apologising to Ron Weasley in the middle of the Great Hall, Harry's not completely awake yet, and Ginny's the only one who knows that the two of them are together.

    (Your basic secret relationship reveal in the Great Hall. You know how it is.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,703
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    880
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    9764

    15 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  6. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Osteocytes are osteoblasts which have become trapped inside of the-- wait for it-- bone matrix."
    "wait, what kind of stupid title is that, kiddo? make it a pun."
    "I'll pun-ch you."
    "PUN-T HIM!!"
    "i'm so proud, bro."
    "THAT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT THE STORY'S ABOUT THOUGH."
    "Moving in with you guys ruined me?"
    "fair enough."
    "YOU FORGOT TO MENTION HOW SPECTACULAR YOUR LIFE IS NOW."
    "My life is spectacular now."
    "WELL OF COURSE IT IS, YOU LIVE WITH US."
    "heh."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,216
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    665
    Kudos:
    1437
    Bookmarks:
    223
    Hits:
    21623
  7. Public Bookmark 38

    Tags
    Summary

    All through college, best friends Beca & Chloe were mistaken for being a couple. These are some of those moments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,701
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4029

    15 Jan 2018

  8. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Louis is twenty-three now, and painfully aware that “Yes.” Is quite a common response when first meeting someone.
    -----
    or that soulmate au where everyone has the first words their soulmate is supposed to say to them tattooed on their body

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    1507
    Bookmarks:
    302
    Hits:
    16988

    15 Jan 2018

  9. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,198
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    1119
    Bookmarks:
    356
    Hits:
    18477

    15 Jan 2018

  10. Public Bookmark 27

    Tags
    Summary

    "Good Morning, Sunshine." Four little 'Oh no, I did not- ..?! Did I..?'-experiences. Because in the world of Yaoi, there is nothing better than drunken one-night-stands. Except maybe for the morning after.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,614
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3100

    15 Jan 2018

  11. Public Bookmark 94

    Tags
    Summary

    Six short drabbles that describe times that people other than Thor tried to pick up his hammer, and what resulted. Hilarity and self-reflection ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,387
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    605
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    23874

    15 Jan 2018

  12. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,198
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    1119
    Bookmarks:
    356
    Hits:
    18477

    15 Jan 2018

  13. Public Bookmark 39

    Tags
    Summary

    Being a Tantric Witch is harder than you think. First, dealing with the fact that you got it from your mother. Second, the trauma from finding the ten pounds of anal beads in the back of her wardrobe confirming that you got it from your mother. Third, it's pretty hard to be a hero when your power comes from sex, lust, and rock'n'rollin the boat. The fourth and most difficult part about the whole thing though?

    My name is Taylor Hebert... and I look like a fucking stripper.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,756
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    296
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    18014

    15 Jan 2018

  14. Public Bookmark 19

    Tags
    Summary

    Nothing could prepare you for the shock of seeing a large yellow bird more than twice the kid’s size swoop in from above and land beside him with barely a sound.

    “That’s not a Fearow.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,621
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    811

    15 Jan 2018

  15. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,198
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    1119
    Bookmarks:
    356
    Hits:
    18477

    15 Jan 2018

  16. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

    ...

    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105,183
    Chapters:
    17/22
    Comments:
    557
    Kudos:
    1589
    Bookmarks:
    532
    Hits:
    28683

    15 Jan 2018

  17. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,198
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    1119
    Bookmarks:
    356
    Hits:
    18477

    15 Jan 2018

  18. Public Bookmark 38

    Tags
    Summary

    All through college, best friends Beca & Chloe were mistaken for being a couple. These are some of those moments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,701
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    275
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4029

    15 Jan 2018

  19. Public Bookmark 20

    Tags
    Summary

    Eldritch magic keeps Flug's scientific curiosity alert at all times, as he continues his mad adventures of trying to survive his servitude as Black Hat's treasured scientist and second-in-command. As frightening as Black Hat's dark ways are, Flug's evil side remains fascinated, finding it lovely, oh so lovely, lovely...until Demencia breaks something in the lab again and ruins his daydreams. And so it goes on, this tale of madness and laughter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,125
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    255
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    4706

    15 Jan 2018

  20. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "To commemorate this achievement and prove just how good at this I am, Storybrooke Singles has decided to take on a charity case.” Zelena claps her hands together. “Someone forever doomed to be alone if not for me."

    Emma says under her breath to Regina, “Which desperate sucker did she get for that?” Regina shrugs, tearing off another piece of Emma’s bear claw.

    Zelena raises her voice. “And now, give it up for the sad, pathetic lonely woman whose life I’m going to change forever…” Her smile widens. “Emma Swan!”

    Regina chokes on her bear claw.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,939
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    830
    Kudos:
    2960
    Bookmarks:
    228
    Hits:
    30889

    15 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Tags:

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation