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    Junkrat and Roadhog are tired of running, and give legit work a shot. They have no idea what they're getting themselves into.

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    Draco Malfoy, like all his family before him, has looked forward to meeting the person behind the name that will eventually appear. Provided they are a Pureblood, of course. But for some absurd reason, she doesn't seem to like him. Even worse she appeared to be friends with Potter's group. This of course leads to hijinks.

    Not to mention, Potter's somewhat more annoying than usual with his constant retorts and somehow, someway, Ginny Weasley acquired a basilisk. (Draco honestly was not going to ask.)

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    Harry Potter, for his part, was pulled headfirst into the confusing world of the Slytherins when Draco Malfoy decided (for whatever Malfoy-ish reason) that they were friends. It doesn't help that somehow, Malfoy wasn't actually the most insane of the Slytherins.

    How will Harry face the scion of Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Gellert Grindelwald, and whatever else the world (and author) throws at him this time around?

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    After adopting the skeleton-wolf Red, the Swap brothers meet at a disagreement on how to care for the wolf, who's keeps running back to the forest that almost killed him.

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    Kaneki and other ghouls were kidnapped by Hide (revealed to be a wizard) and other desperate wizards in Japan to protect the young savior of the wizarding world...

    Kaneki is quite protective of his new brother....

    But things get crazy when Harry wishes to visit the muggles' world...Much to his adoptive family's disapproval...

    One day Harry meets a kind stranger from the muggle world...and he's tempted to follow him to see that world...

    and what will happen if Kaneki finds out about Harry's horrifying destiny?

    (This is different from Kaneki's Little Brother, Harry's Big Brother)

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker and feeling (not really) red (hope to fucking Gog not) for a boy who has more buck teeth than brain cells.
    And things are only going farther downhill for him and his so-called 'friends'.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    "I thought I had warned you about that guy. 'Don't let him find out ANYTHING about you', sounds familiar? ... Oh, but that's right! I forgot you NEVER listen. To you it was all just a game after all, wasn't it?"

    Remember: the Game is a Lie.

    Sans' research had finally payed off. He had discovered mostly everything he wanted to know about the anomaly, from their true nature to... their very motives. He had found out a way to fix everything, to prevent anyone from ever Resetting again, and to finally get everyone their happy ending.

    His plan was flawless. Even better: he suceeded. So why does everything still have to go wrong up to such extent?

    /!\ Warning /!\
    Nothing in this fiction is what it seems at first. Nothing, and especially not the plot.
    Let's just say... the real interesting part starts in the end of the first Act (Scene 5). And starting from that point, you won't know anything anymore.
    (Just in case this wasn't clear enough yet, this story is particularly made for the readers who love to theorize and try to guess what really is going on.)

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    Once upon a time in 1944... aka Steve contemplates the merits of hiding under a desk before Bucky finds out that they are maybe, kinda, just a little bit married.

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    Just a simple list of things the BTS members are not allowed to do.

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    Behind every great man is a great woman, that's how the saying goes. But how can that apply to our favorite bald hero? Simple, what if he had someone beside him even before the start of his grand adventure? Someone who had been a constant presence, an unrelenting beacon of support, and whom never failed to care and love him no matter what happened?

    Meet (Name) (Surname), or Mrs. Saitama as she's teasingly called by her friends ever since she married the adorable buffoon she calls a husband. Sure, he may not be the shiniest egg in the carton or have an office job and raking in a 6-digit paycheck, but you wouldn't have him any other way. Because while he may be a NEET to some people and a cheater to others, that will never change the fact that he was your hero…as you were his.

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    A collection of short ideas and tiny drabbles that aren't long enough to exist as their own stories.

    In the first chapterlette, Ninja Brian gives Danny a special birthday gift. A very bloody, very special gift.

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    47/?
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    Also known as Time Travelling Clint Wrecks the Universe.

    The Time Stone has a great day screwing around with dinosaurs and the fabric of reality. Pietro ignores Lab Safety Rules, Clint ends up with a doppelganger, Hawkeye Mark II ends up in Normandy, 1944. An average day for an Avenger, really.

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    Kari is excited about her FHM photo shoot. (written October 27, 2006 for shanalle's Two Lines Challenge.)

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    You get stuck with the team if superheroes when Fury asks you to do a favor for him. Now you're living with them. Shenanigans ensue, maybe even a little romance here an there

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    When the Swede had turned himself around to be sitting in the contraption and then proceeded by giving him an utterly confused look, Jack had doubled over in laughter.

    He’d joined him then, by the wheelbarrow, grasping the handles and hoisting it up, albeit a little wobbly. “Where to, King PewdiePie?” The green haired teen joked, using the other’s gamer tag instead of his name.

    After a brief moment of collecting his own drunk ass, Felix had pointed and exclaimed; “Onward my mighty stead!” And he'd obeyed.

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    Arc I: Underfell Sans and Papyrus come to the Underswap universe.
    Chapters 1-8; 30,026 Wordcount.
    Arc II: Dark, Darker Yet Darker. Now with 100% less Gaster! Angst and feelings will be coming out of your ears. Plot-twist galore!
    Arc III: ??
    Arc IV: ??

    Underfell Sans and Papyrus get into a fight. There's a mysterious distortion in the space-time continuum, being caused by a strange presence...Sans attempts to teleport to get away from the surely violent fight, but ends up taking his brother with him to an alternate universe where everyone is disgustingly nice.

    EDIT: Now updates every Friday!
    EDIT: Gonna try to start updating regularly again. :>

    Description Last Updated: 9/26/16

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    After a series of weird events Laura Hollis-Caulfield ends up caught up in a storm of epic "end of the world" proportions with no knowledge whatsoever of where she is, when she got there and how to get out of there which leads her to a place she remembers from her childhood in Arcadia-Silas Bay.Falling debris almost hits her...when she wakes up in a daze, between flurry memories of a picture, a little black kitten and a gunshot she realizes she is in her photography class...again?

    Make a choice,the consequences of all your actions and decisions will impact the past,the present and the future.
    Choose wisely Laura...

    (Aka the LifeisStrangeAu nobody but my weird dreams asked for)

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    "And you can't um, fall in love with me." Shaw mumbled quickly under her breath.

    Root sputtered on some air and coughed. "I'm sorry - ahem - what did you just say?"

    "I said," Shaw growled out the words "You. Can't. Fall. In. Love. With. Me. That clear enough for you?"

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    Basically: mystery, adventure, sexy times and hilarity

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    Inspired by this YouTube clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXUfDcsUzS4

    Shout out to Nesi23 for encouraging me to post this up, even though I was having doubts about it.

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    In a (usually) much more lighthearted universe, everyone works at the world's most interconnected shopping mall.

    This week: Sam's 30th birthday is coming up, so his partners team up to make it the best one ever.

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    patrick kane and jonathan toews get really drunk with their team and shit goes down.

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    4/?
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