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    When Harry disrupts the spell to retrieve Sirius from the Veil, Ron and Draco find themselves in the middle of an ongoing war, forced to scramble and strategize as only they can.

    Elsewhere/when, Albus Dumbledore falls from the Astronomy Tower, Severus Snape is at wit's end, and a desperate Draco Malfoy receives help from an unlikely source.

    In other words, TAKE THAT, CANON.

    ~Updates on Wednesdays and Sundays, barring hell or high water.~

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    Alex Marquez is 18 now, for the first time on holiday with his brother.

    This year, he's going to make the most of it.

    And Marc is going to have to deal with it.

    And maybe, just a little, learn from it...

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    Cassandra realizes that the Commander and their Herald are made for each other. All they need is a little...divine intervention.

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    Okay. So she was fighting next to a templar, who would probably only lock her up for the rest of her natural life, and an elf who may or may not get an erection from watching her expire in a pool of her own blood. Hawke had been in worse places.

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    Surviving as a mage in Kirkwall is harder than it sounds. A story told in vignettes.

    While some vignettes overlap or replace some scenes (I DO NOT simply transcribe any scenes from the game here, if I'm writing them, and they happened in the game, they are significantly changed), most are meant to be inserted between plot points in the game. I do not bother to explain what exactly is going on in these, so if you have no knowledge of the game, the finer details might escape you, but you shouldn't be entirely lost.

    WARNING: This work swings wildly between fluffy and funny and dark and disturbing. The chapters that go past angst or violence will have warnings.

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    "His eyes met hers and he found he could not look away. They were depthless, those eyes. Vibrant, inquisitive, mischievous—all the most attractive things he thought of her reflected in her gaze. And when she smiled like that... Maker's breath..."

    She survived an explosion that devastated an entire Temple and the surrounding area; she united enemies, tore down barriers, built bridges; she saved entire empires and decimated those who opposed; she found love in the midst of a war; she accomplished the unthinkable - against all odds.

    The story of Aislynn Lavellan: her adventures, her companions, and her enduring romance.

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    Drift is given his only chance to make a life for himself outside the gangs of Rodion City. After enduring rehab and polytech his is paroled to the small fishing town of Crystal Cove.
    The humans and mer he meets there turn his life inside-out. Repeatedly. Poor Drift. Poor Crystal Cove. Everyone just run.

    (Tags are just a start. Let me know if there are some that should be added)

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    Castiel Novak, freshmen at Kansas U, is persuaded to rush at his brother Gabriel's insistence. His whole family is expecting him to pledge to Lambda Chi, the best fraternity on campus, and he intends to. At least until he sees the president of Kappa Tau.

    (Inspired from Greek, the ABC family show, though is quite different from it.)

    Rating may change in later chapters.

    *Also, even though the title is Hazed, there isn't any of that terrible shit that's in the news about hazing.

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    A compilation of all the different prompt fics and short stories that I've originally posted on Tumblr for the Sherlock fandom. The main pairing is Sherlock/Molly, but there are some other pairings that pop up, such as John/Mary, Molly/Irene, Mycroft/Anthea and Sally/Lestrade.

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    or, The real reason Fitzsimmons failed their field test.

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    It was just Bucky's luck that he would meet his soulmate on a night when he was blackout drunk.

    It's a good thing Steve's quick to forgive.

    Soulmate AU based on this textpost.

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    "Okay. Okay, no. No. I'm- Erica, let go of me. I need to protest. Empath- Em- Strongly protest. Because what kind of bachelor part- Erica, stop, I need to say this! What kind of bachelor party is this, if there is no stripper here to give my future husband a lapdance? Huh? And since I trust literally no one in this roo- Isaac, sit down! Like I said, since I don't trust anyone here - especially Isaac - not to try and steal my man, I am going to have to do this myself, apparently."

    (or "At their shared not-actually-a-bachelor-party, Stiles gives Scott a drunken lapdance, and Scott is overcome by how in love with Stiles he is.")

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    There is no way that Edward Elric is in love with the guy whose wallet he stole. No way in hell.

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    13/?
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    124/?
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    filling a 200 followers prompt from a friend on tumblr:

    micheoff. Michael gets attacked in the bathroom of a bar, Geoff is the hero of the hour who stumbles across the situation whilst going for a piss.

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    Inquisitor Trevelyan has been asked by Josephine to not show affections until she "fixes" an arranged engagement to an Antivan noble. His solution, however, is to challenge her fiancé to a duel and prays that she doesn't find out! All recognizable names, places, and things are sole property of BioWare.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin: The fighters of Super Smash Bros. get into some wacky (Probably. Maybe. I think so.) shenanigans. WARNING: Contains a huge lack of PLOT.

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    Josephine and Leliana attempt the impossible task of making the gang behave themselves in Orlais. And fail. Miserably.

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    Chum:
    1. (noun) a close friend
    2. (noun) cut up pieces of fish to use as bait for larger fish

    After years of hard work, Eren is finally eligible to try out for The Titans; Sina Aquatic Center's elite swim team. Unfortunately so is his childhood rival, Jean.

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    18/?
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    Geoff is sleepy, Michael is drunk and likes dogs.

    My first tiny fic, hey!

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    Jensen is in his physical therapy residency and living at home with his parents when Mackenzie comes home from college with her new boyfriend in tow. Jared Padalecki seems like the perfect guy but Jensen is on guard and feeling very protective of his kid sister. A series of events leaves the boys snowed in alone in the Ackles' Aspen timeshare the week after Christmas and things take an unexpected turn.

    This was partially inspired by a promt I got for the SPN Spring Fling that was WAY too long to meet the challenge requirements. I can't be held responsible for what happens when J2 are stuck in a cabin, left to their own, partially drunken devices.

    This is unbeta'd so I apologize if it's messy but I hope you enjoy it!

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