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    It's a chance I can't pass up. A chance to save so many lives from grief (Malik) and suffering (Ezio) and death (Desmond). A chance to rewrite the story the way I would have written it. A chance, an opportunity, a gift, one I'm not about to waste. Here's to wishing me good luck!

    Mom, Dad, I'm going on an adventure.

    — Jennifer

    P.S. I'm taking Kenny with me.

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    Keith and Lance are both professors at Garrison University.

    “... I remember Lisa saying it was when you ship two people together, romantically, for your own enjoyment. I’m sure…” Shiro trails off when he sees Keith’s eyes start to grow impossibly wide. “Uh, Keith?”

    “What the fuck?” Keith manages, his heart suddenly beating faster, his face warming up despite himself. “They ship Lance and me romantically?”

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    Twenty-eight ways Lena Luther could find out that Kara is an alien. Surprisingly that doesn't necessarily mean she finds out she's Supergirl. Because Kara is really terrible at keeping secrets.

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    *I DON'T WARN OF MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH* Across all works. Not that it's in this one, just, if it is, I don't warn of it.

    Plot-heavy smut padded with fluff, more or less. A Gomorra prostitute, the black sheep bastard of a notorious family gets in over his head and seeks out the courier for protection.

    The first two chapters aren't my best, it was tricky to get this to a point where writing it came more naturally. The second part will probably be a lot more like my normal work.

    Part 1 of 2 in the Desert Heat series.

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    On her 26th birthday, Sarah’s roommate gives her a disconcerting gift. (Repost of an old fic)

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    The reader has been overseas training around the world for years and when they finally come home to New York City, they're in more trouble than they can imagine! A slow building story about your relationship with Raph. If you want to get straight to the romance, skip to chapter 3. Meant to be TMNT 2012 but feel free to imagine whatever! The story starts in the middle of season two, which is when I started writing it before setting it down for awhile.

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    jaebum accidentally kisses mark and jackson can't even

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    Just a place to dump all my not-fics. Contrary to what y'all see i'm #notawriter so these'll probably not get written.

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    A series of oneshots centering around a decidedly grey Sith Warrior, and the various interactions throughout the storyline (and beyond it).

    Vette is a woman looking for a place, and Malavai Quinn is a man who didn't realise he was looking for someone. Ven'fir is a Sith who just wants what all Sith want.

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    Set a few short years after the events of the 2nd movie, Dixie has moved on with her mortal life and has left Gonner and Isis behind. With nothing to do, and an eternity of time before them, the two zombies get swept up into new trouble with modern-day necromancers and zombie-hunting mortals. But hey, at least they get to pretend to be mortal for a while. And as long as they don't forget that they're still zombies, everything should be fine... Right?

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    Gideon Grey makes an emergency delivery to the Hopps residence, and ends up having to spend the night as the Hopps's are having a family reunion...and are out of rooms. Friction becomes an issue as the visiting families don't seem to want to deal with his presence. But his friend Judy is their to show him a good time. Hidden feeling are loosened by alcohol and Judy spends a night meditating on her fox fetish.

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    Marc could be a real punk in return, but there was something adorable about it. It gave Patric the same sense of accomplishment he had initially received from presenting game pucks to him. Maybe that’s why the interactions became a part of their warmups.

    Or maybe he just needed a routine.

    Which was what he always tried to convince himself whenever he started pondering the tangled web of emotions that were beginning to take root in his subconscious.

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    Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

    The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.

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    The RFA is tired of Jumin and Zen’s romantic/sexual tension dominating every chat and try to set them up. Will they succeed?

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    bby!Sami runs thoughtlessly into the fray.

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    The year is 1926 when world-renowned magizoologist Jemma Simmons arrives in New York to complete the last leg of her research tour. But when she runs into former classmate Leopold Fitz, she finds herself ensnared in a battle against encroaching dark forces, torn between the desire to escape and the need to save the defenseless. Simmons isn’t sure which has captured her attention more: The danger faced by the muggles and wizards of New York, or the intrigue of the Scottish ex-Auror with a personal vendetta against the anti-magic activists.

    A wizarding world AU.

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    Mr. Altin,

    We thank you for your interest in our professional matchmaking services. We strive to partner successful men like yourself with top of the line Russian companions who will be matched with you based on your answers to the attached questionnaire.

    After making your selection, we would arrange for travel and have your new beautiful companion sent to you within two weeks upon receiving 50% of the total price for companion and relocation, usually totaling around $15,000.00.

    We look forward to hearing from you and discussing this opportunity further.

    Sincerely,

    Victor Nikiforov

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    It was supposed to be just a quiet night in - two friends, some bad Chinese food, a couple of wine coolers and a little Netflix and chill. But little did Nick realize, his new partner is a real lightweight.

    With Lieutenant Hopps laying it on thick and heavy, can Nick manage to resist temptation? Or will he succumb to the drunk, horny girl grinding against his lap, whispering sweet encouragements in his ear? Tune in and find out!

    Started off as a oneshot, but got so requested that now it's a short story. Please read/review!

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    80s universe
    Silver in hot pink leather pants and shameless 80s pop songs.
    Also angst because their relationship could never not have angst :/

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    Fate has always been cruel.

    Seokjin had died, and now Namjoon has woken up with the task of saving the older man from a never ending loop of misery and death. However, to gain a happy ending with Seokjin means sacrifice and pain.

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