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Dave discovers a wounded troll on his way back home, turns out this troll is no ordinary troll, like Dirk and Dave aren't normal either. Only difference is that Dirk and Dave aren't being chased by a mob of their own kind that are eager for Karkat's blood.
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Tavros Nitram spends his summer free of Hanael's abuse, free of schoolwork, and free of his wheelchair.....so why is he so miserable?
Takes place during "do not go gentle into that goodnight" and "unseen corners".
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- Part 24 of Trailerstuck
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They basically have sex. There's no way to describe it. Shhhhhhh, just read
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Nepeta Thinks Karkitty's Furry Cute by DestielWincest, LightInTheAttic
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
11 May 2013
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Karkat perked up a bit, letting Nepeta pull him along. "Good. It’d be really fucking weird if I did something and he just," He waved a hand vaguely. "Thanks Kitty pie."
Nepeta giggled again, this time our of happiness. "Kitty pie?" She tried her best to keep the bashful note out of her voice while still sounding pleased. "And Equius would nefur hurt you! He won't upset me like that." She said earnestly.
"Cause you're a cute kitty." He teased. Karkat grinned. God, Nepeta was too sweet.
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- 2,256
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 147
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Somewhere in the non-existent Nerdstuck Alpha universe, Bro Strider and Eridan Ampora hit it off for reasons unknown.
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"When in Alternia, do as the trolls do." - Troll Biggie Smalls
At no point do you ever want to say "Is that an octopus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
Except when you do.
(John and Equius's first time.)
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- Part 5 of Nerdstuck!
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A nitty gritty "50 Shades of Grey" remake, but with HEALTHY BDSM DOM/SUB behaviors, less abuse, and the quote-unquote "female" is now the dominant in the relationship. Also it's gay Homestuck trolls. But you know.
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"Grinds," he echoes a little numbly, looking defeated.
"Almost," she says, leaning over him and peering over her glasses into his one functional eye, her eyebrows arched and lips pursed in a way that tells him her schtick is at least partially self-aware. "Grindzzzz."
For the kinkmeme: Sollux has a shy bulge and needs persuading that he can still have fun. Latula shows him some sweet grinds, plus some other neat tricks.
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What happens when the Batterwitch discovers a new ingredient for her cakes? Hatemance and orgies is what!
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This will just be a collection of one-offs I've written as I'm working on my DaveKat story - mostly written when I had a little writers block.
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- 2/?
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Equius pays a very ill timed visit. Terezi is not impressed.
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In which Equius Zahhak fails at kismesissitude and quadrants and sex, and Eridan Ampora makes it worse before making it better.
No SGRUB AU, post successful coup, featuring Eridan "Fiddlesticks" Ampora, Equius "Oh Dear Me" Zahhak, the entire crew of the Morrigan, Russel "FML" Zephyr, and guest appearances by Sollux "I'm An Asshole And Proud Of It" Captor, Nepeta "Don't Worry You'll Be Dead Before You Feel It" Leijon, The Psiioniic's massive lineface and Karkat "Oh My Fucking God, This Can't Be Happening" Vantas. Also sex, highblood mores and space battles.
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- Part 6 of a distrait life of mistakes
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Freshly eighteen, John's ready to lose his virginity in the most spectacular way possible.
He's blissfully unaware it's not going to go at all as he planned.
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- Part 3 of [Drabble]
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"I haven’t gotten to watch any filthy weird troll sex, and I feel a little insulted by that.”
Dave is pretty excellent at playing it cool, but his alien lovers keeping the lock-down on all their dirty alien sex secrets just won't fucking do. So he does something about it. And it's awesome. The end. You don't even need to read the story anymore.
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"You are rooted to the spot. Quiet, for a change. You need to be. Otherwise, it might be ruined. This...whatever this is...you've never heard anything like it. It's...it reminds you of rain. Little pinpricks of sound, all joined together, to make something...unimaginable."
In which there is much classical and non-classical piano music, a troll is enraptured by the strange human noise, and a god-tier player comes to some conclusions on what he can and can't be for his strange, shouty friend. Also, fluff. And smut. All of them. Both.
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- Part 1 of CityStuck
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Your name is Kankri Vantas, and you were for the first time in your life left speechless.
…That was not the response you had expected…at all.
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Who do you reach out to when you lose the love of your life?
A complete stranger who plays the violin, of course.
(originally posted to my tumblr)
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In which Eridan deals with a series of highly stressful incidents that very nearly do away with what passes off as his sanity these days and learns a few hard lessons along the way.
No SGRUB AU, post successful coup, featuring Eridan "Oh Shit, Fuck, Fuck, Dammit" Ampora, Karkat "I Am Not Paid Enough For This Bullshit" Vantas, a really fucking cranky Psiioniic that ain't here to deal with your shit, and Feferi "You're Damn Right I Am The Empress Trollkind Needs" Peixes. Also piercings, gills, but also the sheer novelty of piercings in places other than gills.
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- Part 4 of a distrait life of mistakes
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Sollux, accustomed to having plenty of time for himself, is annoyed by everyone and emotionally frustrated by the absence of solitude on the meteor. When he becomes frustrated in other ways and experiences a deeply probing journey of self-discovery in the middle of the computer room, he is forced into a difficult struggle with himself. Insecure and mortified, he must conceal his feelings from everyone.
Secretly it's just PWP about Sollux's unruly tentacle junk shenanigans, though. It can't be tamed.
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No SGRUB AU, post successful coup, following Eridan Ampora's attempts to make up for being "The Greatest Douchecanoe In The Galaxy" as he finds himself stuck with a bunch of midbloods and fighting to survive such odds as "Oh Shit, It's Drone Season And I Ain't Got Neither A Matesprit Nor A Kismesis". Featuring Karkat "Fix Your Fucking Shit Before I Fix It For You" Vantas reprising his role of the scariest motherfucker this side of the galaxy.
Also gills, piercings, and piercings in gills. Also, also sex.
Additional warnings for sex under the influence (drunk) as well as consent issues given that IMPERIAL DRONES.
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- Part 1 of a distrait life of mistakes