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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - ? (Shooting for 20 - 25 but we'll see)

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    19/?
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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(IS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

     

    (Originally a NaNoWriMo project, but I'm too slow to catch up with that. Still, going to try to finish. This comment will be removed upon the completion of the story.)

    Language:
    English
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    16,269
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    2908
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    The unofficial story of how the Summoner and Mindfang met

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Jake English didn't want to be hurt again...but the heart drives us forward into crazy circumstances. Even if the Beau IS a mysterious foreigner friend who you've known for almost three whole years and he's a super sweet guy but dear god Jake you are falling head over knickers for this man who you don't even know yet!

    Friorn Guanin wasn't one to think about consequences and rarely hesitated when making a decision. He hadn't when sneaking onto Makara's husktop, he hadn't when making the choice to investigate Trollian, and he certainly hadn't stuttered to snatch up this shy English human as his Matesprit! Risky business of the sort, and dangerous tboot! But that was life! Life was grand and so were it's challenges! The loud, "humble" Sorchurner (chef) of the Mirthful Church wouldn't have expected anything less!

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    Be careful what you ask the Grand Highblood.

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    1,250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    29
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    ....Awful title, I know.

    ANYWAY.

    NSFW ficlets set in mine and Otaku's AU, centering around the offspring of various pairings from the main homestuck crew.

    (character names and their 'parents' included in the notes)

    Enjoy~

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    1/?
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    Commodore Ampora finally succeeds in capturing his mutant pirate of a Kismesis, 'Captain' Karkat Vantas. Naturally, he is thrilled. However, nothing is quite as simple as it seems on the high seas, and this is a lesson the two Captains are going to learn the hard way, whether they want to or not.

    Language:
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    11,029
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Current status as of July 30, 2017: I have a big chunk of the next chapter written but I'm currently working on a story I haven't posted yet.

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    Shortly after your first Drone Season five sweeps ago, you were nowhere remotely close to a brooding cavern when your mother told you out of the blue: “That’s strange, I smell a Mothergrub nearby.”

    Shortly after that, the Mothergrub turned out to be you.

    Language:
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    15,325
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    256
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    38
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    Current status as of July 30, 2017: I have a big chunk of the next chapter written but I'm working on a different story that I haven't posted yet at the moment.

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    Self filling my own kinkmeme prompt! :'D

    The Condesce molests the Signless with her psionics while he is chained to the flogging jut in front of a crowd. She didn't expect him to loudly, shamelessly enjoy himself while his friends cheer from the sidelines.

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    It's Kanaya's birthday and Rose has arranged a special gift for her.

    Language:
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    3/3
    Comments:
    1
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    41
    Bookmarks:
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    A Meulin Leijon x reader smut fiction for male readers. You have been crushing hard on the cat lady who one day discovers her ex matesprit has moved on and seeks your comfort.

    Series
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    1/1
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    28
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    3
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    2328
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    Terezi's pet human gets fed up with her embarrassing displays of affection, and decides to flip things around.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    1
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    30
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    5
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    Since the game ended, Dave Strider’s been on his own personal mission to protect and stabilize the timeline for two years. When he finally gets home, he’s ready for a reunion.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    94
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    17
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    A spidertroll ensnares an incompetent infiltrator with an offer he dare not refuse.

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    1/1
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    Kanaya receives an unsolicited "gift" from Vriska and enjoys it way more than she probably should.

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    1/1
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    7
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    1617
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    (damn, what a good title wasted on this shitty fic)

    There's a cost to Feferi's deal with the Horrorterrors to create the dreambubbles.

    Language:
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    469
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    Karkat used to think a lot about destiny, or about fate. Grand purpose, or untimely death. He was always anchored, as if by a rope, to some nebulous point in time, dragging himself forward, hand over hand, to reach it.

    Worrying about the future comes naturally to him. Loving the present, though.

    That's what Dave is for.

    Language:
    English
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    8,612
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    1838
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    The Grand Highblood has to attend to his gravid matesprit. It goes as expected.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    “Hey Sollux, you don’t really want to flip pitch for me like Nashok is being obnoxiously unsubtle about right?”

    “Not really…” He fidgets shyly around something unspoken.

    “But?”

    “I actually do want to know who wins.”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,985
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    800

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