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    "Sollux has been strung up in the Helmsblock alongside his Ancestor. This was the Empire's first and last mistake."

    -Anonymous Prompt

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    Status: Still working on art to put in Chapter 61! In the mean time enjoy reading. :D
    Also feel free to leave me comments for the question and answer session in Chapter 62 if you feel like it.

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    “Well?” he prompts you incredulously. “I like to think I'm an all around nice guy, why doesn't he want me?

    His body language sets off alarms in your head—he's past the point where he'd fall into a depressed slump. If anything, his movements are sharper, his fangs more visible with each word, his fins flared and bristling. He's a walking time bomb, and you have a horrible feeling that you're going to be the one that has to defuse him.

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    The low fuel warnings feel like they’re blinking at the back of your eyeballs—annoying as ever, and you still haven’t figured out how to break that part of the system—but hey. Not actually your problem. You’re the pure polished pinnacle of Alternian engineering and medicine (polished! pinnacle! hahaha, cracks you up every time), you’ve never needed to worry about fuel. And oh dear, it looks like nobody bothered to line up your orders before they booted you up. It looks like things have been left to your better judgment. Your better judgment says: ground-to-orbit protocol II, full thrust.

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    TT: Let’s get this show on the road.
    TA: a/2/l?
    TT: 23, male, rubbing my dick on you. You?
    TA: you wouldn’t beliieve me, gender ii2 iirrelevant, haviing diick rubbed on.
    TT: Now that the preliminaries are out of the way, woo me.
    TA: ii put on my robe and wiizard hat.
    TT: Roll for sex appeal.

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    Holding cell for lazy bunnies and hit-and-run muses, so far mostly of the "what if" worldbuilding kind. Inquire within should something take your fancy and you wish to continue it. (The answer is yes, have at it.)

    Chapter 1 (Karkat): What if the Alternian military is based on going to you duty with your lusus?
    Chapter 2 (Karkat re: Gamzee): The Shitty Tragic Truth about Faygo and Highblood Insanity
    Chapter 3 (Meenah POV): Regarding The True Nature of Trolls (Version 1)
    Chapter 4 (Dolorosa POV): Regarding The True Nature of Trolls (Version 2)
    Chapter 5: The Secret Life of Drones
    Chapter 6 (Sollux/?, Aradia/Sollux): Strange Orchid (The only explicit chapter so far)
    Chapter 7 (John & Karkat) Troll!John has issues adjusting. Karkat is there to tenderly tell him he's stupid.
    Chapter 8 (Jade & Karkat) Tiny Trolls Invade
    Chapter 9: (OCs) How to Pill a Helmstroll

    Chapter 10: How Signless & Young Jade Harley Saved Us All (AU, OC POV)

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    10/?
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    After defeating the ultimate final boss, an ending screen is seen across the sky. The world is torn apart, chunks of code and flesh mixing until the universe has been created anew. What now?

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    8/?
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    ==> Present Sollux: You know what you have to do.

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    8/?
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    When the way the Empire works (the way it always has) isn't good enough, someone has to step up to the platform and fix it; but fixing this would be much more difficult than Signless had ever anticipated. What his ancestor had done, he felt he had to reverse. That was his purpose.
    But change is always slow, and may of the people that need it never feel it. Trolls who weren't really trolls, like #28374991, knew this very well. Life is terrible, painful and short, and it is simply best to accept it and move along. Some trolls are people, and some trolls are property, and he was of the latter kind-- bound to serve the aristocracy of the Empire for the little time he had.

    But how can anyone fix an Empire filled with powerful people opposed to change and under-privileged people who had no say for the changes they wanted?
    Not without copious amounts of distress, death, betrayal and (because what sort of work would this be without it) romance, of course.

    Follow Signless and Psiioniic as they waft their way through political bullshit to find a happy, healthy and loving matespritship.
    (And watch out for the eventual sequel, where Sollux and Karkat show up, and even more drama unfolds)

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    5/?
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    The Condesce is kind of a shitty employer.

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    The Disciple roams the dream bubbles looking for her companions until she finds one, yet not in the state she remembers...

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    There's a reason space was told to be the final frontier. Nobody mentioned the bloodshed that would accompany the encroaching of territory, the lifeless expanse of miles upon miles of empty space waiting to be filled with something more. Nobody said it'd be lonely, but several people find that it is. Terribly lonely, that is.

    Karkat Vantas simply wanted to be left alone.
    Dave Strider simply wanted to go home. He never wanted space. Yes, he wanted adventure, but space just...wasn't his thing.
    Eridan Ampora never wanted to be one of the Battleship Condescension's bodyguard.

    But nobody got what they wanted. Instead, they got the opposite: blood, death, tragedy, surprise, and a revolution so big it would shake the foundations of every Empire itself.

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    A series of one-shots, attempting to write a story for every kink on the kink bingo dreamwidth.

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    27/98
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    One does not escape from Her Imperious Condescension's ship. This goes double if one is a powerful psionic directly descended from the current engine.

    It's hard to have infamous Ancestors. It's hard, and nobody understands.

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    14/?
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    In the new empire, the practice of installing a troll to helm a star ship is reserved as punishment for only the most severe criminals. Of course, there is no dearth of criminals around, so the new empress Feferi has one installed as the main engine of her flagship; a would-be subjugglator convicted of mass murder and non-consensual mind control of two of his quadrants.

    Meanwhile Aradia Megido, the more-than-slightly morbid quadrant-corner to the empress herself, has heard there are creepy goings-on in the helmsblock and is more than willing to get her hands dirty to check it out for herself.

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    "I ain't opposed to getting my wetware wet," she says. You think you could almost make out the words just from the movements of her lips against your ear, and that gets all down your spine even as part of you writhes in annoyance at a seadweller without any modifications beyond the cosmetic using the word wetware. Fuck it, it's still hot.

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    It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’

    In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer. Or at least he's supposed to be.

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    12/12
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    The Condesce has gotten herself a brand new Helmsman: your descendant. You're free after a thousand lifetimes, but at what price?

    Some gifts are meant to be returned.

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    You wake up some time just after midday sprawled across the sofa with an arm slung over your face and your glasses dangling precariously from the other hand.

    A taste of what life is like in the Second Sufferer's inner circle. Sollux gets up at a ridiculous hour, does a series of increasingly stupid things, and very nearly manages not to fuck everything up.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
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    10
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    It's a beautiful ship, really. Years of training has taught you much about the classes of space faring vessels to which you might be assigned, enough that you can tell quality on sight. You watch it loom closer through the shuttle window and swallow your nerves. Tomorrow it will be more than a ship.

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    CG: JOHN, YOU NOOKSUCKING PUSTULE ON THE HAIRY ASSHOLE OF SOCIETY.
    CG: WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A SWEEP AND THIS IS THE GREETING I GET.
    CG: WELL FUCK YOU, YOU GRUB.
    CG: I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT
    CG: YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVERMIND.

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    7/?
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    9
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    761

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