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    He was completely obsessed with his step-brother. He often found himself staring at his step-brother at odd moments, and never once found himself not thinking about him. Perhaps it was because without him, his life would be nothing. He would know no other kindness, no other happiness, or no other joy that was Phineas Flynn.

    Which is why Phineas being in a relationship drove him insane. He would lay awake at night and stare at the ceiling, imagining so many different ways of killing her. These thoughts would lead to sleepless nights, where he would count his teeth with his tongue and wait for the sleep that would never come.

    So, he killed those who looked like her to subdue the pent up anger and torturing rage. It was only natural after that, of course, that the best way of disposing the body was to consume the evidence.

    But nothing goes on forever, especially when you have a nosey step-brother poking around in places he shouldn't be.

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    Perry and a few other Agents from the O.W.C.A. Take one night a month to bar hop! This month, however, there's some gossip going around. Be sure to read the end notes!!

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    Sometimes, OWCA missions don't go as smoothly as Perry and Heinz would like.

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    A new stranger waltz into the life of Phineas Flynn. This strange is friends with his mom, had a weird relationship with his Platypus, and loves to ask Ferb's opinion about stuff. This stranger is the one person Phineas can't stand.

     

    (First fanfic, please don't judge too harshly.)

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    Perry get caught in a trap and takes a little trip down memory lane.

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    When a mission goes very awry, Agent P finds his nerves of steel put to the test.

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    Plankton, Doof, and an OC named Taunorter team up to gather all villains from the omniverse to conquer it. It is up to Perry, his owners, and some new friends to stop the villains from conquering their worlds.

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    An unrelated collection of my unfinished/incomplete Phineas and Ferb stories. Some will be deleted/extra scenes from past stories and others will be abandoned ideas plus ideas I may come back to at some point. Had a lot of these lying around and thought I would share. Various pairings/universes/episodes, etc.

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    Perry has applied for some vacation time to spend with his boyfriend! However, when he finds out Heinz has kidnapped Major Monogram more than just their vacation may be over.

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    He had been gone for sixteen years. Sixteen years and Phineas had forgotten his face, his name, why he left. But the night he turned sixteen, his mom got a call. His dad, Rick, was coming back.

    Now, Phineas is drowing. He's drowning in his head, in his loneliness, in his hatred. He takes it out on himself, in his inventions. While his father tries to get closer, Phineas pushes him away.

    Ferb is trying to fix his broken brother, trying to repair his shattered soul, while in the meantime, tailoring an unbreaking relationship between them.

    But their family is falling apart, Lawrence and Rick are fighting every night, his mom caught in between, and Phineas finds himself standing on a bridge between heaven and hell, ready to jump.

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    Forced to choose between his family and O.W.C.A., a rogue Perry Fletcher goes on the run with his nephews. Now he has to find somewhere safe to hide them...and a way to explain his secret double life.

    Podfic of DoctorV's "Just Another Dull and Boring Day."

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    Heinz loves to sing, but he's never sung a love song before...

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    Heinz isn't the best at sign language, but he's trying.

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    Once a month or so, Charlene and Heinz get together and talk over a cup of coffee.
    Usually over little things. How Vanessa is doing. Something interesting that happened to them. Small talk.
    They still care after all, just not as much as they used to.

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    While sifting through some blueprints, Perry notices a similarity between one of his owners and his nemesis.

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    Finally married, the Flynn-Fletcher boys settle down to start a family, free of robots and evil rulers. Time flies, and finally it seems they're safe from anymore robotic attacks. Until, a new villain arises under the name of "Mr. Mechanic", and he had one thing on his mind. To destroy the Flynn-Fletcher family and the Resistance.

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    A collection of Phineas x Ferb oneshots I write inbetween chapters of my other story. They can range from fluff to angst, horror to fantasy, and contain a lot of weird stuff. (Be warned the first one has mpreg)

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    Four new agent's come to OWCA! Angel the albino bunny! Mike the mouse! Trevor the Tanzanian Devil! And Zahavah the zebra! And as the four start to clash drama begins to happen and trust's are tested, will these four agents destroy OWCA?

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    The agent looks as tired as Heinz feels, so he eats his sundae for a little bit in silence, letting the agent rest. Eventually though, his curiosity gets the better of him.

    “So,” Heinz begins. “About those poisonous ankle barbs–”

    Perry immediately cuts him off by growling at him, but otherwise doesn’t move.

    “Oh, come on!” Heinz throws his hands in the air. “I just found out that you have poisonous ankle barbs that I never knew about, after years of knowing you, and you expect me to, to–” he flounders, gesturing wildly with his spoon, “just, what? Just forget it?”

    Perry grumbles and covers his closed eyes with his paws.

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    After finally dealing with McCracken at the Danville Botanical Gardens, Perry decides that he's completely done and takes Doofenshmirtz to the Garden's café. Perry the Platypus has worked very hard today, and he deserves a milkshake.

    Heinz feels like he deserves an explanation.

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    Perry is on a training mission in Drusselstein and meets a boy who he just has to see again.

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