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    Now that Phineas and Ferb have grown up and had kids, they must participate in a game. But they won't be the ones to play it.

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    In the wake of a tragic accident, Phineas must play God to restore the shattered body of his beloved brother and best friend. While Ferb struggles with the conflict of his emotions and the reality of his gruesome fate, Phineas pretends all is right with the world and faults friends and family for being mortified by what he's done. When things go too far, the boys must fall back on the unlikely support of an elderly scientist and their own pet as their friends and sister try to put a stop to what's been done. How far will Phineas go to keep things "status quo"? And how much of this insanity can Ferb take?

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    10/?
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    3
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    6
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    1
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    48
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    After a mishap with the Go-Back-In-Time-Inator, Perry is stuck in 1985. As Doofenshmirtz tries to figure out a way to bring him back, Perry runs into a familiar face. Episode style Perryshmirtz fluff.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    18
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    2
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    198
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    Perry Platynis always pictured himself to live a long, normal, boring life. Never once did he include guardianship, nor did he include children. Thankfully though, he has a guardian angel, one in the form of Heinz Doofenshmirtz who will not only take care of them, but also teach them the meaning of family. Perry the Platyperson and Perryshmirtz.

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    16/?
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    11
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    29
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    5
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    1003
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    Four days after that, he'd heard the intern asking Monogram in hushed tones, "But sir, shouldn't we at least tell Agent P what it's for?" He sounded quite distressed, and his voice had adopted a pleading tone. "I feel like we owe him that, at least!"

    "If we tell him what it's about, he won't even show," Monogram had responded gravely.

    Perry wondered very seriously if the Agency was going to fire him.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    4
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    20
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    1
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    The Fletcher/Flynn family go on holiday where platypuses aren't allowed, but luckily, Candace has a friend who can look after him for the week.

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    4/?
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    'As an agent, there were a number of things he expected to see that would unnerve him or on the off chance give him a nightmare or two. But the events of the second dimension….they shook him to the core.'

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    1/1
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    After Doofenshmirtz gave up on evil, things in the second dimension have been...dull. But he could wait. Bide his time. And when the moment was right, he could strike his claim and be the new ruler of the Tri-Doof-Area.

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    1/1
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    Stranded in space after yet another of his schemes goes wrong, Doofenshirmtz dwells on his daughter and the boy she was with...who looks very familiar...

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    1/1
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    2
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz had made no plans to visit a penthouse apartment that most certainly is not his own on a planet far, far away, much less be treated to the dubious advice regarding coups d'etat of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    1
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    83
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    Doof pulls off a new plan to stop Perry the Platypus from thwarting him. Perryshmirtz and Mpreg warning.

    Experimental English translation of my fanfic in Japanese.

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    1/1
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    3
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    281
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    Написано на заявку "Любые персонажи на выбор, есть дома замороженную пиццу, потому что им нельзя показываться на публике вместе"

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    1/1
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    A take on Perry's first time thwarting Doofenshmirtz. Cross-posted to my tumblr.

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    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    It's Valentine's Day and Heinz has nothing planned. Vanessa however, needs him and Perry out of the house for the evening. An attempt to make a Perryshmirtz fic seem as episode friendly as possible.

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    3/3
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    15
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    2
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    Isabella and the Fireside Girls troop are off initiating new members today. Phineas is dying to find out what’s going on. How far will he go to learn their secrets? Meanwhile, Doof has been doing some light reading... Trope bingo: genderswap

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    2
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    143
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    Doofenshmirtz is having dinner with a girl. Perry thought earlier that the best thing for Doofenshmirtz would be a date with a nice girl, but now, he knows better. Dates - they're the most boring thing ever, especially since Perry is just along to give Doofenshmirtz some moral support.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    89
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    Vanessa and Doofenshmirtz discuss the complexity of the platypus.

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    1/1
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    9
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    Perry is afraid to accept a reward from the O.W.C.A in front of an enormous audience. He realizes, though, that the most effective cure for stage fright is encouragement from a friend.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Nothing meant "peace" to Doofenshmirtz more than watching the sunset with Perry warm against his side.

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    1/1
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    When the power goes out, Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa play a stupid game. Perry suffers the consequence.

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    English
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    2,542
    Chapters:
    1/1
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