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    Perry's phone rang, and he glanced at it, frowning a bit as he noticed the caller was Candace. He was near the entrance, so he stepped outside, even as he accepted the call.

    His kids never called him, for obvious reasons, and Candace rarely even texted him. So for her to forget and call…

    There was sobbing on the other end of the phone. His world narrowed down, and he didn’t even notice as the mug slipped in his hand, spilling tea on his shoes and the sidewalk below.

    He churred loudly, letting her know that he was there and listening.

    “Uncle Perry! We need help!” His heart clenched with fear. “I tried mom and dad, but I couldn’t get through. You’ve got to get over here right now… something’s happened to Heinz!”

    Perry’s heart almost stopped all together. The mug shattered on the pavement, but he didn’t even notice, as he was already sprinting for his car.

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    During his time of being life long nemeses with Heinz Doofenshmirtz Agent Platypus has begun to grow affection for the man. However, when Dr. Doofenshmirtz "falls in love" with an evil lady are Perry's repressed feelings going to remain that way forever? The first few chapters take place before during and after the episode "Chez Platypus" I hope you all enjoy!!

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    just another day at doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

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    When Heinz tries to turn Perry the Platypus into a human to defeat him more easily, things don't go entirely according to plan. Which is typical of Heinz's plans, of course.

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    “Are you even listening to me?! Ugh, this is why I invented this! The Other-Dimension-inizor! I'll find another Danville where my true evil genius will be appreciated!” Rodney yelled, holding up his remote. Heinz's eyes widened in alarm, and Perry reached down to quickly cut himself free.

    “You're too late!” Rodney cackled, hitting the button.

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    “Ah, Agent P! How nice of you to drop in! I take it you're here to find your fellow agent, hm? Well, I'll let you have him!” Rodney hit a button on his remote control, and a metal door slowly slid up behind Perry. He shivered as a deep growl echoed through the space, and he turned to see Heinz's blue eyes glowing eerily in the low light.

    “My new nemesis, as you can see, isn't feeling himself anymore... thanks to my Regress-inizor! One blast takes any highly trained OWCA agent and turns them back into a mindless animal!” Perry shivered as Heinz growled again at Rodney's cackling. Even as Perry listened, his eyes never left the ocelot, who had finally emerged from the cell and was now moving towards Perry.

    “I can't stand the sight of blood, however, so I'll just leave you two to it!” Rodney declared before flouncing off.

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    Perry nervously rubbed his hands together as he surveyed the room before him. The sheets were dryer fresh, the furniture freshly dusted and the rugs newly vacuumed. Everything was ready and as prepped as it could be, and still, he remained both elated and totally freaked out.

    Why? Because tomorrow would mark the first day of his best friend slash major love interest living with him. For an entire week.

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    The legacy of Junko Enoshima continues, as her device of Ultimate Despair, Monokuma traps a cast of popular (and not so popular) characters for another killing game.

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    The gang must find an alternative way to wipe the brains of those who can't know about Agent P.

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    Everything changes when an inator hits the kids' invention. When nobody is themselves, who can save the day?

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    Perry looked thoughtful. ‘Weapons could be a good idea,’ he mused, missing Heinz’s point entirely.

    Heinz snorted. ‘Is this a date or did you get a new nemesis without telling me?’ Heinz asked jokingly.

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    'Where's Perry?' Heinz signed impatiently, and Carl jumped forward.

    “We’ve been trying to get a hold of Agent P, but he’s not answering his communicator. We haven't heard from him at all in the last thirty-six hours... Heinz!” he heard Carl yell after him as he practically flew out of the room.

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    Just a collection of stories, showing Heinz and the other members of the family he's always wanted.

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    Yup, just another day in Danville when everyone gets interested in fanfiction. Hey, who would win in a fight, Darth Vader or Shiva?

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    Doofenshmirtz is bad at catching his mistakes while making -inators and Perry has an angst filled life

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    Yes, Miggs Ortega works in an indie coffee shop in Seattle. Laugh now and get it over with.

    His nametag doesn't have his name anymore, just five words.

    Single? Yes.
    Interested? Fuck no.

    At least, not until the man of his dreams walks in. He hates when Heinz is right.

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    It seemed that Perry was always cited in the articles in the protests he’d received citations for, so he typed in ‘Perry Platypus’ in the Australian media site to see what other protests the man had gotten up to that he hadn’t been given warnings for…

    Oh. Heinz’s eyes widened at the search results. Oh fuck.

    *****

    aka, Perry and Heinz learn each other's deepest secrets.

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    It was never going to be easy…

    But you honestly didn’t think Perry would just give up, did you?

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    Heinz blinked, looking up from his food. The front door shut, and before Heinz could move the sound of a very familiar tread walked into the kitchen and halted abruptly.

    Heinz’s ears flattened and he cringed, turning slowly to meet Doctor B’s stunned expression.

    ‘Agent O?!’

    *****

    aka, Operation 'Shit Hitting the Fan' officially starts now.

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    After the latest mission with their OWCA team, Perry starts to worry about Heinz.

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