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    Different fandoms. Different pairings and characters. Always 100 words.
    (Note: Blame #28 for the change in rating.)

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    85 + 91. MCU - Pepper/Tony
    86. BBT - Penny & Ensemble
    87. OUAT - Killian/Milah
    88. Ugly Betty - Betty & Daniel
    89. BtVS - Giles
    90. Shakespeare - Hero/Claudio
    92. VM - Lily/Lamb
    93 + 96. BtVS - Xander
    94. Beauty & the Beast (AU) - Belle
    95. AtS - Connor & Angel
    97. GWTW - OC (&Scarlett)
    98. MCU - Tony/Pepper
    99. BJT - Daemon & Ladvarian
    100. The Addams Family - Morticia/Gomez
    101. Mercy Thompson - Adam/Mercy
    102. OUAT - Rumpelstiltskin
    103-117 + 120. OUAT - Rumpelstiltskin/ Belle
    118. BtVS - Buffy/Angel
    119. VM - Veronica/Logan
    121. Tudors - Anne Boleyn

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    12,100
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    121/121
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    30
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    55
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    3
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    It has been many years since the portal connecting Earth and the Kaiju world has been closed, and most people have moved on from the terrified lifestyle they once led. However, if opened once, then the portal can be opened again.

    Alternate title: How to Invite your Nemesis to be your Drift Partner.

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    3,466
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    4
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    1
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    29
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    In which Dartheshmirtz builds an inator that turns people into unintelligent clones of the Emperor. It's like "Night of the Living Pharmacists", only on the Death Star.

    Series
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    684
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    1
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    23
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    In the wake of a tragic accident, Phineas must play God to restore the shattered body of his beloved brother and best friend. While Ferb struggles with the conflict of his emotions and the reality of his gruesome fate, Phineas pretends all is right with the world and faults friends and family for being mortified by what he's done. When things go too far, the boys must fall back on the unlikely support of an elderly scientist and their own pet as their friends and sister try to put a stop to what's been done. How far will Phineas go to keep things "status quo"? And how much of this insanity can Ferb take?

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    12/?
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    3
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    255
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    Heinz goes into labour while getting snowed in, with only the help of his husband, Perry to deliver their daughter.

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    1/1
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    9
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    760
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    Darthenshmirtz, as a young inventor and retailer of bratwurst, accidentally turns Plagueis into a child, which does not rank highly on Sideous's list of impressive feats. Indeed, it annoys him so greatly that it's a very good way to be permanently reduced in rank...

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    432
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    42
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    Prompt: Phineas and Ferb, any, Sharknado

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    154
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    38
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    Doofenshmirtz receives unexpected gifts from a stranger. Perryshmirtz implied with a dark shadow of Doofenshmirtz-2.
    Warning: Candy coated cannibalism with body horror. (Well, this is a "that was a bad dream" kind of fic, though)

    Based on my fanfic in Japanese.

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    987
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    167
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    In an effort to spend more time with his daughter, Heinz Doofenshmirtz decides to take classes at Danville College alongside Vanessa. Professor P. just wants the semester to be over. [ Perry/Doofenshmirtz - College AU ]

    Language:
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    3,506
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    203
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    When Candace Flynn gets hit by Doofenshmirtz's Child-Inator, she is forced to wait around for much of the day while the boys finish building a machine that can change her back. Sounds simple, right? Well, it would be, except some events surrounding Isabella's latest rejection by Phineas spiral into a situation where Candace gradually begins to see her formerly little brother in a new light. Features hints of Ferbella!

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    4
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    409
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    Now that Phineas and Ferb have grown up and had kids, they must participate in a game. But they won't be the ones to play it.

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    Chapters:
    58/58
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    22
    Kudos:
    24
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    2
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    1532
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    After a mishap with the Go-Back-In-Time-Inator, Perry is stuck in 1985. As Doofenshmirtz tries to figure out a way to bring him back, Perry runs into a familiar face. Episode style Perryshmirtz fluff.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    33
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    4
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    Perry Platynis always pictured himself to live a long, normal, boring life. Never once did he include guardianship, nor did he include children. Thankfully though, he has a guardian angel, one in the form of Heinz Doofenshmirtz who will not only take care of them, but also teach them the meaning of family. Perry the Platyperson and Perryshmirtz.

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    Words:
    62,097
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1127
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    Four days after that, he'd heard the intern asking Monogram in hushed tones, "But sir, shouldn't we at least tell Agent P what it's for?" He sounded quite distressed, and his voice had adopted a pleading tone. "I feel like we owe him that, at least!"

    "If we tell him what it's about, he won't even show," Monogram had responded gravely.

    Perry wondered very seriously if the Agency was going to fire him.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    409
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    The Fletcher/Flynn family go on holiday where platypuses aren't allowed, but luckily, Candace has a friend who can look after him for the week.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    596
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    'As an agent, there were a number of things he expected to see that would unnerve him or on the off chance give him a nightmare or two. But the events of the second dimension….they shook him to the core.'

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    545
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    After Doofenshmirtz gave up on evil, things in the second dimension have been...dull. But he could wait. Bide his time. And when the moment was right, he could strike his claim and be the new ruler of the Tri-Doof-Area.

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    English
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    1,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    1
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    15
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    Stranded in space after yet another of his schemes goes wrong, Doofenshirmtz dwells on his daughter and the boy she was with...who looks very familiar...

    Language:
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    594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
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    68
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz had made no plans to visit a penthouse apartment that most certainly is not his own on a planet far, far away, much less be treated to the dubious advice regarding coups d'etat of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

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    English
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    2,394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    1
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    116
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    Doof pulls off a new plan to stop Perry the Platypus from thwarting him. Perryshmirtz and Mpreg warning.

    Experimental English translation of my fanfic in Japanese.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    518

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