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    Perry wanted them to be happy, he loved them and he would do anything to bring them together. This was his reason for entering high school and for starting a new mission of his own. With the surprising help of Doofenshmirtz, Perry readies himself for a year no one would forget.

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    This little platypus was an unusual creature. Even excluding the intrinsic weirdness of platypuses. Even excluding his unusually bright teal color in an otherwise dimly-colored-to-sepia-world. Even excluding the fact that he lived in the small town of Gimmelshtump, far from his natural habitat. No, those traits were all explainable or excusable in some way. His primarily unusual trait had to be the one that was easy to overlook, but once noticed, impossible to explain.

    That was, of course, his abnormally high level of intelligence.

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    Once upon a time, there were two.

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    The average platypus can live a maximum of about fifteen years in ideal conditions. And Phineas and Ferb had done extensive research into the way to raise a platypus, so they expected him to live for about that long.

    Of course, that estimate doesn’t exactly take into account the stress of epic battles of good versus evil. Having one of those every day tends to cut the time down. For a platypus with such responsibility, ten years is a relatively long time to live.

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    "an au where everything is the same except after taking one look at him the owca deems doofenshmirtz a nonthreat and does not send him a nemesis so after a few weeks of failed attempts with no reason to try again he gives up evil and gets an office job in a cubicle and is that one friendless guy nobody invites to parties" - tumblr user me

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    Roger is all too aware that his family isn't perfect. But, he thinks, if they can just accept it and move forward, put all this nastiness behind them, surely they can make it a proper family at last. If they'll just work with him, if they'll just try-

    He doesn't understand why Heinz can't let it go.

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    For the AU prompt: "hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher"

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    It's time for the biggest race to ever hit the internet. 24 teams (who aren't winners, who aren't with OCs and/or are with their original partner) returns to race one more time. Who will claim victory?

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    It's funny how one little accident can change everything.

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    Heinz is forced to examine his feelings on some pressing matters. Doofcest au.

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    Setting off the fire alarm isn't exactly an ideal way to end the night, but Heinz supposes he can't complain with the outcome. College au.

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    Perry's relationship with talking has always been a complicated one.

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    In the middle of a fight, one of Doofenshmirtz's arms short-circuits. Perry helps him, and the two of them end up forming an entirely new connection.

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    Contributions in the evil college AU:

    Evil college is actually more like grad school. Most of the professors are retired villains with an impressive resume of practical evil behind them, but Doctor Doofenshmirtz has never actually been a full scale villain—he took a couple years away from academia with a part time nemesis while he was raising his daughter, but after the divorce he contracted out and picked up the teaching position.

    Agent P, once again without a proper nemesis, has been shuffled into an infiltration program. Target? The College of Evil.

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    The Fletcher/Flynn family go on holiday where platypuses aren't allowed, but luckily, Candace has a friend who can look after him for the week.

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    When sent on a mission to the Pride Lands, Axel somehow ends up in Danville instead. Phineas agrees to help him return home. Candace is being Candace and Perry fights Doof. Funny? R and R, please.

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    brief looks into the life of heinz doofenshmirtz, from age seven to present

    warnings for child abuse, brief descriptions of gore, and it’s just generally negative

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    In the middle of a crisis, with everyone scrambling to build the Vortex Sprayer, Doofenshmirtz can only stand in awe of a certain little boy with a triangle shaped head.

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    3
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