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    It's Valentine's Day and Heinz has nothing planned. Vanessa however, needs him and Perry out of the house. Episode Flavored Perryshmirtz platonic gayness ensues

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    Isabella and the Fireside Girls troop are off initiating new members today. Phineas is dying to find out what’s going on. How far will he go to learn their secrets? Meanwhile, Doof has been doing some light reading... Trope bingo: genderswap

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    Doofenshmirtz is having dinner with a girl. Perry thought earlier that the best thing for Doofenshmirtz would be a date with a nice girl, but now, he knows better. Dates - they're the most boring thing ever, especially since Perry is just along to give Doofenshmirtz some moral support.

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    Vanessa and Doofenshmirtz discuss the complexity of the platypus.

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    Perry is afraid to accept a reward from the O.W.C.A in front of an enormous audience. He realizes, though, that the most effective cure for stage fright is encouragement from a friend.

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    Nothing meant "peace" to Doofenshmirtz more than watching the sunset with Perry warm against his side.

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    When the power goes out, Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa play a stupid game. Perry suffers the consequence.

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    Doofenshmirtz joined Vanessa for lunch with her friends, and learned a new rule: "I licked it; that makes it mine." He was fairly certain nobody would notice the wet streak on Perry's back.

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    Perry and Doofenshmirtz watch a horror movie together. Perry wonders who will suffer more: Doofenshmirtz, for watching the movie, or Perry, for actually agreeing to spend the night with him.

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    Doofenshmirtz went to the party to destroy it. Perry went to the party to save it. But neither expected to share a comfortable, enjoyable evening together.

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    Perry liked to think he was smart enough to talk if he tried. It was simply a matter of knowing how. But he decided not to try, because people who stopped to listen to his silence always understood him better.

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    After the second dimension's regime topples, Perry remains to try to piece the OWCA and his cyborg counterpart back together.

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    1/?
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    "...the cigarette falls from his parted lips to the floor. Heinz distantly hopes it doesn’t catch the carpet on fire.

    He hates that right now, he wouldn’t care if it did."

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    A late night scheme turns into a trip to Denny's. Where else are you gonna go at 3 a.m.?

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    "Perry rolls his eyes at Heinz’s babbling, taking advantage of the distraction to spin out of his grasp. He knows he doesn’t have much time. The contraption Heinz used to turn him human won’t last long, and he can already feel the unsettling effects of his body changing at an atomic level. He needs to wrap this up soon."

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    3
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    The late-night phone call doesn't bother Perry. Heinz thinking Perry won't be there for him ... that hurts.

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    1/1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
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    The Fletcher/Flynn family go on holiday where platypuses aren't allowed, but luckily, Candace has a friend who can look after him for the week.

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    3/?
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    Things are continuously taking a turn for the weird--just when you think you're on the same page, he goes and does something like this.

    Series
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    80 men/women from your favorite cartoons will battle it out in a battle royal for a chance at 1,000,000! It's all out mayhem, destruction and anarchy in the first ever Cartoon Royal Rumble!

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    6/?
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    A giant baby head floats down the street. Somewhere, in a lone doorway, an old timey bathing suit is dancing. Welcome…to Danville.

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