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    Roger is all too aware that his family isn't perfect. But, he thinks, if they can just accept it and move forward, put all this nastiness behind them, surely they can make it a proper family at last. If they'll just work with him, if they'll just try-

    He doesn't understand why Heinz can't let it go.

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    1/1
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    4
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    2
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    For the AU prompt: "hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher"

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    It's time for the biggest race to ever hit the internet. 24 teams (who aren't winners, who aren't with OCs and/or are with their original partner) returns to race one more time. Who will claim victory?

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    80,421
    Chapters:
    15/16
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    2
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    156
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    It's funny how one little accident can change everything.

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    1/1
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    244
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    Heinz is forced to examine his feelings on some pressing matters. Doofcest au.

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    1/1
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    3
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    92
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    Setting off the fire alarm isn't exactly an ideal way to end the night, but Heinz supposes he can't complain with the outcome. College au.

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    1,362
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    2
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    140
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    Perry's relationship with talking has always been a complicated one.

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    English
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    1,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    188
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    In the middle of a fight, one of Doofenshmirtz's arms short-circuits. Perry helps him, and the two of them end up forming an entirely new connection.

    Series
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    English
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    4,184
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    355
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    Contributions in the evil college AU:

    Evil college is actually more like grad school. Most of the professors are retired villains with an impressive resume of practical evil behind them, but Doctor Doofenshmirtz has never actually been a full scale villain—he took a couple years away from academia with a part time nemesis while he was raising his daughter, but after the divorce he contracted out and picked up the teaching position.

    Agent P, once again without a proper nemesis, has been shuffled into an infiltration program. Target? The College of Evil.

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    English
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    1,897
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    227
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    The Fletcher/Flynn family go on holiday where platypuses aren't allowed, but luckily, Candace has a friend who can look after him for the week.

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    10,462
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    997
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    When sent on a mission to the Pride Lands, Axel somehow ends up in Danville instead. Phineas agrees to help him return home. Candace is being Candace and Perry fights Doof. Funny? R and R, please.

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    1/1
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    3
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    English
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    11,746
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    271
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    brief looks into the life of heinz doofenshmirtz, from age seven to present

    warnings for child abuse, brief descriptions of gore, and it’s just generally negative

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    English
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    543
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    50
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    In the middle of a crisis, with everyone scrambling to build the Vortex Sprayer, Doofenshmirtz can only stand in awe of a certain little boy with a triangle shaped head.

    Language:
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    256
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    75
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    I want a dad, someone I can call Pops, someone to take me out for malteds at the soda shop..."

     

    So bemoaned Norm the robot, only to find that a strange half-droid man from far far away seems initially more willing to accept a son than Dr. D....

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    53
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    My BFF was so happy of a fanfiction she wrote all on her own, so I wanted to show it off because I was proud of her. I hope you like her work.

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    English
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    656
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    Darthenshmirtz decides his nemesis is over-worked, and kidnaps him to force him to take time off.

    It's totally an evil plan, really.

    (Inspired by a prompt from author heavenbows.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    "You cannot stop me, Perry the Platypus! I won. I have truly won!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    510
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    115
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    Continues here
    Fandoms (Detailed list):

    + Aladdin (Disney) - 1
    + Beauty and the Beast (Disney) - 1
    + Black Jewels Series - 4
    + Blood Ties (books) - 1
    + Blood+ - 1
    + Big Bang Theory - 5
    + Bones - 1
    + Bridgerton Series - 1
    + Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel - 16
    + Dexter - 1
    + Firefly - 1
    + Frozen - 1
    + FullMetal Alchemist - 11
    + Glee! - 2
    + Gone With The Wind - 2
    + Harry Potter - 5
    + Highlander - 2
    + Labyrinth - 1
    + MCU - 6
    + Mercy Thompson - 5
    + Much Ado About Nothing - 1
    + Once Upon A Time - 58
    + Phineas & Ferb - 2
    + Pirates of the Caribbean - 1
    + Repo! The Genetic Opera - 1
    + Sherlock (BBC) - 3
    + Supernatural - 1
    + The A-Team - 1
    + The Addams Family - 3
    + The Little Mermaid - 1
    + The Pretender - 1
    + Tudors - 1
    + Ugly Betty - 2
    + Veronica Mars - 3
    + X-Men (movies) - 3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,000
    Chapters:
    150/150
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3565
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    Four days after that, he'd heard the intern asking Monogram in hushed tones, "But sir, shouldn't we at least tell Agent P what it's for?" He sounded quite distressed, and his voice had adopted a pleading tone. "I feel like we owe him that, at least!"

    "If we tell him what it's about, he won't even show," Monogram had responded gravely.

    Perry wondered very seriously if the Agency was going to fire him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,763
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    902

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