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    He had been gone for over fifteen years. Fifteen years and Phineas had forgotten his face, his name, why he left. But the night he turned sixteen, his mom got a call. His dad, Rick, was coming back.

    Now, Phineas is drowing. He's drowning in his head, in his loneliness, in his hatred. He takes it out on himself, in his inventions. While his father tries to get closer, Phineas pushes him away.

    Ferb is trying to fix his broken brother, trying to repair his shattered soul, while in the meantime, tailoring an unbreaking relationship between them.

    But their family is falling apart, Lawrence and Rick are fighting every night, his mom caught in between, and Phineas finds himself standing on a bridge between heaven and hell, ready to jump.

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    Plankton, Doof, and an OC named Taunorter team up to gather all villains from the omniverse to conquer it. It is up to Perry, his owners, and some new friends to stop the villains from conquering their worlds.

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    A collection of Phineas x Ferb oneshots I write inbetween chapters of my other story. They can range from fluff to angst, horror to fantasy, and contain a lot of weird stuff. (Be warned the first one has mpreg)

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    Perry has applied for some vacation time to spend with his boyfriend! However, when he finds out Heinz has kidnapped Major Monogram more than just their vacation may be over.

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    Bradley's never questioned Emperor Doofenshmirtz's rule over the Tri-State Area--it was just a fact of life, and his family was part of the Elites so it never caused too many problems. However, when he meets Melissa Chase of the Resistance after seeing something at Doof's headquarters, he can't help but rethink things...

    Meanwhile, Melissa is concerned with relocating her best friend she hasn't seen in years despite no signs of him. At least, no signs until she runs into a snarky Elite kid.

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    If there was one thing Heinz Doofenshmirtz was familiar with, it was pain.

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    "Maple drive holds an annual holiday lights competition. Dr D and the boys take it very seriously. The only reason the boys' entry didn't go up last night is because it was a school night."

    "We decided on an Australian Christmas theme, in honor of your moving to Danville! Do you like it?" Phineas asked eagerly.

    Perry held up his thumb and smiled. Looking over the plans again, he pointed at them, then at himself.

    "You want to help us? That'd be awesome!" Phineas gushed, jumping up and hugging Perry, Ferb following shortly. Perry grinned.

    'We'll win this year for certain. Nobody out-Christmas-es Perry the Platypus.'

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    Inspired by the song And We Run, Vanessa is taking her and Ferb's break up very hard. Phineas tries to help her, but it's all too much for her.

    I will change the tags and warnings as necessary, since I'm doing this little by little.

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    Now that Perry and Dr. D have been dating for a little while the two have collectively decided to take the next step. V smutty without(much) apologies. End of chapter notes are key to read!

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz has a very private pleasure. Of course, when your nemesis has a habit of crashing through walls unannounced, privacy is something of an illusion.

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    Past events cause Heinz to worry after inviting Perry over for Thanksgiving dinner. Fluff happens.

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    At the sound of laughter, Perry looked up from his Advanced Astrophysics text and flinched. He lowered the brim of his fedora, hiding his eyes as he stared across the quad, trying to be discrete.

    There he was. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. The hottest creature Perry'd ever seen.

    *****

    Inspired by a post on Desdemonakaylose's tumblr:

    "Favorite unused trope: weird looking alien and weird looking human are accidentally just what the other finds attractive"

    And it turned into both Perryshmirtz and a Star Trek AU. Go figure.

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    This is a dumping ground of continued one-shots in the Agent O universe. My own little musings, and any reader requests.

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    Perry has done a lot of things for his job. He's been through a lot with his nemesis. At this point it's hardly a surprise how much Heinz really cares.

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    Summer vacation is here and Atticus joins a program known as 'My Little Brothers' where he goes to live with a different family and spend time with young boys who happen to be his cousins called Phineas and Ferb. However, it is not a normal vacation when there is a legend of a second dimension after the boys find out their pet is a secret agent who fights against an evil scientist.

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    Forced to choose between his family and O.W.C.A., a rogue Perry Fletcher goes on the run with his nephews. Now he has to find somewhere safe to hide them...and a way to explain his secret double life.

    Podfic of DoctorV's "Just Another Dull and Boring Day."

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    Umm so...I can't really give plot summary without spoiling it. All you need to know is that its a Perryshmirtz fic inspired by the song, or rather the music video of Genghis Kahn by Miike Snow.

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    Umm so...I can't really give plot summary without spoiling it. All you need to know is that its a Perryshmirtz fic inspired by the song, or rather the music video of Genghis Kahn by Miike Snow.

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    "But what then... oh." His voice became deadpan, his face, which had been so animated before, flattened into an unreadable mask. "You're a Hunter."

    Perry nodded, nerves on edge.

    "All you Hunters are the same! You all just see my kind as some kind of lust-driven animals that need to be put down! I do have feelings, y'know!" The incubus pouted, and Perry was beyond baffled at this point. This incubus couldn't be for real, could he?

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    Perry Fletcher popped his back with a sigh, eyeing the last load of boxes to be wheeled up to his new apartment with relief. One last trip, then he would finally be moved in to his new place.

    When he had first looked into moving to Danville six months ago, to be closer to his remaining family, this apartment building had had one of the worst ratings online. But when his bid on another place fell through, a second search revealed that the now-renamed DEI building had radically skyrocketed in ratings.

    Reading through the edited reports, apparently the building's most reclusive resident – one Heinz Doofenshmirtz – had bought out the whole building and fired the old superintendent. He then hired the new manager, Norm, which caused the building to have a complete reversal in ratings from its occupants.

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    New Neighbor AU: I wanted to give you a warm welcome to the neighborhood by baking you a cake but turns out you’re hella allergic to something I put in and you look like you’re about to die holy shit I feel horrible au

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