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    'Where's Perry?' Heinz signed impatiently, and Carl jumped forward.

    “We’ve been trying to get a hold of Agent P, but he’s not answering his communicator. We haven't heard from him at all in the last thirty-six hours... Heinz!” he heard Carl yell after him as he practically flew out of the room.

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    The legacy of Junko Enoshima continues, as her device of Ultimate Despair, Monokuma traps a cast of popular (and not so popular) characters for another killing game.

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    Just a collection of stories, showing Heinz and the other members of the family he's always wanted.

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    7/7
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    25
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    6
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    Yup, just another day in Danville when everyone gets interested in fanfiction. Hey, who would win in a fight, Darth Vader or Shiva?

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    Doofenshmirtz is bad at catching his mistakes while making -inators and Perry has an angst filled life

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    5
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    Yes, Miggs Ortega works in an indie coffee shop in Seattle. Laugh now and get it over with.

    His nametag doesn't have his name anymore, just five words.

    Single? Yes.
    Interested? Fuck no.

    At least, not until the man of his dreams walks in. He hates when Heinz is right.

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    It seemed that Perry was always cited in the articles in the protests he’d received citations for, so he typed in ‘Perry Platypus’ in the Australian media site to see what other protests the man had gotten up to that he hadn’t been given warnings for…

    Oh. Heinz’s eyes widened at the search results. Oh fuck.

    *****

    aka, Perry and Heinz learn each other's deepest secrets.

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    3/3
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    It was never going to be easy…

    But you honestly didn’t think Perry would just give up, did you?

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    6
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    280
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    Heinz blinked, looking up from his food. The front door shut, and before Heinz could move the sound of a very familiar tread walked into the kitchen and halted abruptly.

    Heinz’s ears flattened and he cringed, turning slowly to meet Doctor B’s stunned expression.

    ‘Agent O?!’

    *****

    aka, Operation 'Shit Hitting the Fan' officially starts now.

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    11
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    33
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    3
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    302
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    After the latest mission with their OWCA team, Perry starts to worry about Heinz.

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    Perry compares Heinz to another, more evil scientist he knows. Takes place after the episode Brain Drain.

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    1/1
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    4
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    31
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    2
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    One day a year, the forces of evil and good stayed away from each other's throats.

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    It was a mid-September when Stage One of Operation “Shit Hitting the Fan” began.

    Heinz must’ve missed one hell of cosmic memo, because he had thought, over the last eleven months, that the universe was done fucking with him.

    Apparently, it had just been lying in wait, plotting against him.

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    Heinz just wanted to get in, get it over with, then hurry back home to watch his favorite soap opera – the Flynn-Fletchers were out for the day, and the station was having a marathon.

    *****

    aka, How Two Oblivious Boys FAIL at Taking HINTS from the Universe.

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    Иногда Хайнц сомневался, что ему когда-либо суждено было стать отцом.

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    Русский
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    “Welcome to LOVEMUFFIN’s Annual Pageant of Evil!” the MC announced, his microphone free hand held out in a wave to the audience’s applause. “These three contestants will compete for the chance to become your new supreme leader!"

    And Heinz, Newton and Peter have the front row seats.

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    It had been just over three months of familial bliss, and now that it was mid-April, the boys could take their inventing back out into the backyard. Heinz was currently stretched out in the most perfect patch of sunlit grass when his wrist communicator beeped. He peeked over at the boys where they were hovered over their newest set of blueprints, then slowly rolled over and snuck towards the house.

    A short ride and grappling hook later, Heinz dangled from the ceiling with a steel manacle around his ankle. Doctor B, impeccably dressed as always in black slacks and open-collared black button-down, white lab coat gleaming, grinned at him, and all was still right in the world.

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    1
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    26
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    3
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    192
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    A re-write of the end of Beowulf starring Phineas and Ferb characters. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

    Unlike the original, no major character death.

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    While adoption by a host family helped numerous new agents balance their work and personal lives, it hadn’t been required back in his day.

    Heinz didn’t need this adoption malarkey to make him a top agent.

    That also didn’t mean that it didn’t hurt every time he was passed over.

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    2
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    Thirty years have passed. A new threat has come to the Tri-state Area, and a mostly retired Heinz must now re-don his Hat to face down a new nemesis - the evil Doctor Platypus.

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    30
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    2
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