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    During his time of being life long nemeses with Heinz Doofenshmirtz Agent Platypus has begun to grow affection for the man. However, when Dr. Doofenshmirtz "falls in love" with an evil lady are Perry's repressed feelings going to remain that way forever? The first few chapters take place before during and after the episode "Chez Platypus" I hope you all enjoy!!

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    Mystery accepts that maybe he does need help with this whole nemesis... relationship... thing.

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    You grin at him as you take his hand and allow yourself to be lead out to the shiny floor of the palace. If he wants to put you in the spotlight, let him. What’s dinner without a show, after all?

     

    A direct continuation of Waltzing with Sharks by DesdemonaKaylose, which is very good and should definitely be read before this in order for it to make any sense.

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    Your crooked love is just a pyramid scheme

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    "We met at an Evil Genius Expo in Seattle and well, me and Peter, we just instantly disliked each other."
    Agent Peter the Panda is to meet his new nemesis. However, after a mix up at O.W.C.A. a summer night in Seattle could really heat up.
    If you're not up for a make out session please see the end notes.

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    It's been a couple days since the adventure in the second dimension was put away once and for all, and OWCA is still uneasily waiting for the dust to settle. Meanwhile, Perry can't help but see some things in a new light.

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    This is a dumping ground of continued one-shots in the Agent O universe. My own little musings, and any reader requests.

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    Of all the offices in all the tristate area, he walks into this one.

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    Perry the platypus sometimes wondered about his coworkers. For being a super-secret spy organization, too many of his peers were dreadful gossip mongers that couldn't seem to investigate their way out of a paper bag. That's why he'd been given the reputation of a cold-hearted hardass.

    So as much as he was going to hate being the center of the agency's gossip mill – for weeks, probably – seeing everyone's reaction to his new relationship status was going to be well worth it.

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    Perry's phone rang, and he glanced at it, frowning a bit as he noticed the caller was Candace. He was near the entrance, so he stepped outside, even as he accepted the call.

    His kids never called him, for obvious reasons, and Candace rarely even texted him. So for her to forget and call…

    There was sobbing on the other end of the phone. His world narrowed down, and he didn’t even notice as the mug slipped in his hand, spilling tea on his shoes and the sidewalk below.

    He churred loudly, letting her know that he was there and listening.

    “Uncle Perry! We need help!” His heart clenched with fear. “I tried mom and dad, but I couldn’t get through. You’ve got to get over here right now… something’s happened to Heinz!”

    Perry’s heart almost stopped all together. The mug shattered on the pavement, but he didn’t even notice, as he was already sprinting for his car.

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    He had been gone for over fifteen years. Fifteen years and Phineas had forgotten his face, his name, why he left. But the night he turned sixteen, his mom got a call. His dad, Rick, was coming back.

    Now, Phineas is drowing. He's drowning in his head, in his loneliness, in his hatred. He takes it out on himself, in his inventions. While his father tries to get closer, Phineas pushes him away.

    Now Ferb is trying to fix his broken brother, trying to repair his shattered soul, while in the meantime, tailoring an unbreaking relationship between them.

    But their family is falling apart, Lawrence and Rick are fighting every night, his mom caught in between, and Phineas finds himself standing on a bridge between heaven and hell, ready to jump.

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    just another day at doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

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    When Heinz tries to turn Perry the Platypus into a human to defeat him more easily, things don't go entirely according to plan. Which is typical of Heinz's plans, of course.

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    “Are you even listening to me?! Ugh, this is why I invented this! The Other-Dimension-inizor! I'll find another Danville where my true evil genius will be appreciated!” Rodney yelled, holding up his remote. Heinz's eyes widened in alarm, and Perry reached down to quickly cut himself free.

    “You're too late!” Rodney cackled, hitting the button.

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    “Ah, Agent P! How nice of you to drop in! I take it you're here to find your fellow agent, hm? Well, I'll let you have him!” Rodney hit a button on his remote control, and a metal door slowly slid up behind Perry. He shivered as a deep growl echoed through the space, and he turned to see Heinz's blue eyes glowing eerily in the low light.

    “My new nemesis, as you can see, isn't feeling himself anymore... thanks to my Regress-inizor! One blast takes any highly trained OWCA agent and turns them back into a mindless animal!” Perry shivered as Heinz growled again at Rodney's cackling. Even as Perry listened, his eyes never left the ocelot, who had finally emerged from the cell and was now moving towards Perry.

    “I can't stand the sight of blood, however, so I'll just leave you two to it!” Rodney declared before flouncing off.

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    Perry nervously rubbed his hands together as he surveyed the room before him. The sheets were dryer fresh, the furniture freshly dusted and the rugs newly vacuumed. Everything was ready and as prepped as it could be, and still, he remained both elated and totally freaked out.

    Why? Because tomorrow would mark the first day of his best friend slash major love interest living with him. For an entire week.

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    The legacy of Junko Enoshima continues, as her device of Ultimate Despair, Monokuma traps a cast of popular (and not so popular) characters for another killing game.

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    The gang must find an alternative way to wipe the brains of those who can't know about Agent P.

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    Everything changes when an inator hits the kids' invention. When nobody is themselves, who can save the day?

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    Perry looked thoughtful. ‘Weapons could be a good idea,’ he mused, missing Heinz’s point entirely.

    Heinz snorted. ‘Is this a date or did you get a new nemesis without telling me?’ Heinz asked jokingly.

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