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    When a mission goes very awry, Agent P finds his nerves of steel put to the test.

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    Forced to choose between his family and O.W.C.A., a rogue Perry Fletcher goes on the run with his nephews. Now he has to find somewhere safe to hide them...and a way to explain his secret double life.

    Podfic of DoctorV's "Just Another Dull and Boring Day."

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    Heinz isn't the best at sign language, but he's trying.

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    Heinz loves to sing, but he's never sung a love song before...

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    Once a month or so, Charlene and Heinz get together and talk over a cup of coffee.
    Usually over little things. How Vanessa is doing. Something interesting that happened to them. Small talk.
    They still care after all, just not as much as they used to.

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    While sifting through some blueprints, Perry notices a similarity between one of his owners and his nemesis.

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    Perry has applied for some vacation time to spend with his boyfriend! However, when he finds out Heinz has kidnapped Major Monogram more than just their vacation may be over.

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    Finally married, the Flynn-Fletcher boys settle down to start a family, free of robots and evil rulers. Time flies, and finally it seems they're safe from anymore robotic attacks. Until, a new villain arises under the name of "Mr. Mechanic", and he had one thing on his mind. To destroy the Flynn-Fletcher family and the Resistance.

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    A collection of Phineas x Ferb oneshots I write inbetween chapters of my other story. They can range from fluff to angst, horror to fantasy, and contain a lot of weird stuff. (Be warned the first one has mpreg)

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    He had been gone for sixteen years. Sixteen years and Phineas had forgotten his face, his name, why he left. But the night he turned sixteen, his mom got a call. His dad, Rick, was coming back.

    Now, Phineas is drowing. He's drowning in his head, in his loneliness, in his hatred. He takes it out on himself, in his inventions. While his father tries to get closer, Phineas pushes him away.

    Ferb is trying to fix his broken brother, trying to repair his shattered soul, while in the meantime, tailoring an unbreaking relationship between them.

    But their family is falling apart, Lawrence and Rick are fighting every night, his mom caught in between, and Phineas finds himself standing on a bridge between heaven and hell, ready to jump.

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    Four new agent's come to OWCA! Angel the albino bunny! Mike the mouse! Trevor the Tanzanian Devil! And Zahavah the zebra! And as the four start to clash drama begins to happen and trust's are tested, will these four agents destroy OWCA?

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    The agent looks as tired as Heinz feels, so he eats his sundae for a little bit in silence, letting the agent rest. Eventually though, his curiosity gets the better of him.

    “So,” Heinz begins. “About those poisonous ankle barbs–”

    Perry immediately cuts him off by growling at him, but otherwise doesn’t move.

    “Oh, come on!” Heinz throws his hands in the air. “I just found out that you have poisonous ankle barbs that I never knew about, after years of knowing you, and you expect me to, to–” he flounders, gesturing wildly with his spoon, “just, what? Just forget it?”

    Perry grumbles and covers his closed eyes with his paws.

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    After finally dealing with McCracken at the Danville Botanical Gardens, Perry decides that he's completely done and takes Doofenshmirtz to the Garden's café. Perry the Platypus has worked very hard today, and he deserves a milkshake.

    Heinz feels like he deserves an explanation.

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    Perry is on a training mission in Drusselstein and meets a boy who he just has to see again.

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    An unrelated collection of my unfinished/incomplete Phineas and Ferb stories. Some will be deleted/extra scenes from past stories and others will be abandoned ideas plus ideas I may come back to at some point. Had a lot of these lying around and thought I would share. Various pairings/universes/episodes, etc.

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    Isabella and Phineas, fresh off recent break-ups, are trapped together in Antarctica as Ferb tries to get them home. As they cling together for warmth, will they realize what they feel about each other? Meanwhile, Heinz takes on a solo mission against the evil Doctor Mettleshmirtz, who is attempting to destroy all sources of relief from the heat.

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    Things take a turn for the better when Perry goes to thwart Heinz's Valentines Day Scheme a little earlier than usual...

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    Sometimes Perry isn't as fearless as everyone thinks.

    Or, Perry the Platypus gets a hug.

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    Doofenshmirtz is transformed into a stunningly handsome platypus and Perry can't resist taking him home. Written for a disney_kink prompt.

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    Bradley's never questioned Emperor Doofenshmirtz's rule over the Tri-State Area--it was just a fact of life, and his family was part of the Elites so it never caused too many problems. However, when he meets Melissa Chase of the Resistance after seeing something at Doof's headquarters, he can't help but rethink things...

    Meanwhile, Melissa is concerned with relocating her best friend she hasn't seen in years despite no signs of him. At least, no signs until she runs into a snarky Elite kid.

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    If there was one thing Heinz Doofenshmirtz was familiar with, it was pain.

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