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    With all the heating units in Danville suddenly shutting off one frost-bitten morning, the O.W.C.A sends out their best agent to a wrongfully blamed Heinz Doofenschmirtz's house to see what he's up to. It isn't hard to forget about his work when a warm body and soft blankets beckon him to relax for the day.
    (It's been cold, so I took that as an excuse to dabble in some Perryschmirtz feels I've been sitting on.)

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    16 Nov 2017

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    I just thought I at least experiment with this idea and see where it goes where I do my own attempts at Epic Rap Battles. My 1st one will be for Yamcha from DBZ and Renji Abarai from Bleach.

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    Lincoln and his sisters prepare for a boring five-day vacation in Danville, but as their new neighbor Isabella's backyard swimming pool is revealed to be stuck under maintenance, they decide to make their own with Phineas and Ferb. Meanwhile, Perry has to cope with the Loud family's pets as he has to stop Doofenshmirtz yet again... from growing grass everywhere.

    (Ported over from FanFiction.Net at 12/05/16)

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    Plankton, Doof, and an OC named Taunorter team up to gather all villains from the omniverse to conquer it. It is up to Perry, his owners, and some new friends to stop the villains from conquering their worlds.

    Check out my YouTube channel as well for Super Smash Bros Lawl, movie reviews, travel vlog videos and more: https://www.youtube.com/user/jellyfishbaby. Please like, share and subscribe.

    My FanFiction username is Retronaut, as well. See my profile here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4997440/Retronaut

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    Perry Fletcher is a secret agent at the elusive organization O.W.C.A., where he's spent years fighting his one and only nemesis, Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Over the years, he began to notice that he was developing an attachment to Dr. D, who by now, was his best friend. There was no denying that the two had irreplaceable memories together. Perry is conflicted between his duty as an agent and his dedication to the evil scientist, but just as he begins to come to terms with his feelings, Perry's past comes back to haunt him, and it's coming back with a vengeance.

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    When Heinz kissed an almost complete stranger five years ago he didn't expect to ever see him again. Now he's got a new life and new boyfriend he's been dating for close to two years. Heinz Doofenshmirtz had never been happier in his life, but a medical mistake may snatch that away. I will put warnings for smut in the end notes so check those out!!!

    Jane the Virgin Au!!! If you know the show or the plot please avoid commenting spoilers!!!

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    I found memes with that title and I just wanted to do Perry/Heinz with this so...

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    Miguel Ortega is perfectly happy, everyone wants to be him. He’s rich, handsome, pampered, and lives on a yacht for God’s sake. He has everything and anything he could ever want immediately at his disposal, from the newest tech to play with, to a butler waiting on him hand and foot. But one quick, unscheduled dip in the icy waters near Seattle later, he’s suddenly not Miguel Ortega anymore.

    Miggs Orso thinks he may have been happy once upon a time. He’s got amnesia after what he suspects is a failed suicide attempt and a pretty cute husband that won’t even hold his hand. Not to mention there's his three rowdy children that act like they were raised by animals and his neighbors that seem to be closer to Miggs’ family than he could ever hope to be.

    He wonders when he gets to go back to the life he knew before, even if that life isn’t quite what he thinks it is.

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    Agent Panda is in town and this time it's not for fun. Perry and Peter must settle their differences on a co-op mission! Please read end notes!

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz explains his schemes. By which he means he monologues.

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    There's nothing better than spending a quiet evening with your nemesis.

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    It was simple! Con people to survive, not join a resistance....right?

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    Perhaps the most craziest story you will ever see about cartoons, comics, videogames and else. Many people, many plots, many sex scenes and one goal: save the world from evil. Written in partnership with a non-AO3 member

    PS: Underage characters are in this story, but not in sexual scenes. Mostly they are for family scenes, comedical and to a plot revolving sexual abuse (those scenes won't be described in the plot, just mentioned as it's part of a very important arc due to one of the co-writer request (survival of sexual abuse).

    All teen characters at their original cartoon pprtraits are in this story series aged 18+ in order to get into sexual intercourse in this storydom

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    There he stood. His sixteen year old brother, Roger Doofenshmirtz.
    Crying.

    Roger thinks he's weird for not being ready for sex. Heinz is there for him.

    Warning: There is mentioning of underage sex in the past and quite much swearing.

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    Roger and his friends pranked Heinz into taking service from a prostitute without paying her.
    They didn't expect the just divorced Heinz to be...Heinz?

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    You maybe never knew but Heinz and Perry made a deal. You see, both are very attracted to each other. Very much loved each other. But Perry is a platypus and Heinz a human.
    Perry wasn’t attractive to human standard and Heinz wasn’t attractive to platypus standard.

    Short: Mentioned sex, detailed foreplay (I think) and Candace can't bust her brothers.

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    An unrelated collection of my unfinished/incomplete Phineas and Ferb stories. Some will be deleted/extra scenes from past stories and others will be abandoned ideas plus ideas I may come back to at some point. Had a lot of these lying around and thought I would share. Various pairings/universes/episodes, etc.

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    Well, the cops haven't arrested me yet for the fic I posted, so I thought I'd put up some old art I've made of these two.

    You're welcome. ;)

    Edited to add: Oh sweet mother of Jesus! That is A LOT of porny cartoon art! WTF did I find the time to make all of those???

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    An older fic of mine that fills me with a wonderful mix of shame and desire. Hopefully it does the same for you.
    I didn't post any warnings, but ... if you know you are reading a porny story about an evil scientist and a platypus, I don't think warnings will make a difference.

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    Ever since his seventeenth birthday, things had been getting weird.

    He was sleep walking, he was getting random aches in his body, and he had a thirst that just seemed like it wouldn't go away. But most strangely, there always seems to be a shadow that's following him...watching him.

    Was it just the spirit of the fall season getting to him? Or was something else going on?

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