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    Perry Platynis always pictured himself to live a long, normal, boring life. Never once did he include guardianship, nor did he include children. Thankfully though, he has a guardian angel, one in the form of Heinz Doofenshmirtz who will not only take care of them, but also teach them the meaning of family. Perry the Platyperson and Perryshmirtz.

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    10/?
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    Perry wanted them to be happy, he loved them and he would do anything to bring them together. This was his reason for entering high school and for starting a new mission of his own. With the surprising help of Doofenshmirtz, Perry readies himself for a year no one would forget.

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    Sequel to "Snuck Your Way"! Everyday is a new adventure, join Ethan and Max with their friends along with Perry and Heinz as they tackle life the human way.

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    Doofenshmirtz is awkward and Perry doesn't tend to make that easier... But there are occasions where she does. Genderbent from canon, and featuring human!Perry.

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    The -inator exploded, and all Doofenshmitz found was a scorched fedora. Now Perry has amnesia, Doof and the OWCA think he’s dead, and Monty’s been assigned as Doof’s temporary nemesis. Platonic Perryshmirtz, some Montnessa. Trope bingo: presumed dead.

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    AU. In a world filled with human scientists, half-animal interns are all the rage. Cute hybrids, like cats and pandas, are high on the list. Will Perry, an unwanted platypus-hybrid, ever find a scientist? Eventual Heinz x Perry.

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    "- На этот раз, - заявил Дуфеншмирц, - у меня есть великолепный план, как поймать тебя навечно - при помощи священных уз брака!"

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    Doofenshmirtz turned himself into a platypus and is found by the Flynn-Fletchers household. What could possibly go wrong with sharing a house with your nemesis? Perryshmirtz and Mpreg warning.

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    Prompt: Doof forgets himself in a moment of excitement and smooches Perry the Platypus.

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    Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ".

    See, there was this one time that Heinz had a man-crush on a guy who was definitely not Perry the Platypus. It's... kind of a long story.

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    One evening at the DEI Building, Perry gets a sample of what he’s always craved at home.

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    "Sheesh, Perry the Platypus, how hard did you hit me?"

    But Perry's worried look was answer enough.

    "You didn't?" Doofenshmirtz confirmed. "You mean--you mean I just keeled over right in the middle of our fight?"

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    4
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    And by completely ineffective, I actually mean completely ineffective.

    In the early days of their animosity, Heinz Doofenshmirtz unintentionally uncovers one of Perry the Platypus’ secrets and the two have their first personal conversation.

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    1/1
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    384
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    I was looking for a hooker when I found you.

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    1
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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz had never been one for letting go. He was glad his daughter was the same.

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    When the O.W.C.A. is unexpectedly disbanded, neither Perry nor Heinz expected it to end quite like this... (eventually Heinz x Perry).

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    2
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    Rodney invents the "Animal-Iser." It's purpose? To turn all the OWCA agents back into mindless animals so they will no longer be a threat. Something goes wrong and now the OWCA agents are humanoid instead.

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    No one should be alone on Christmas. Eventual Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz x Perry.

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    There are awkward moments sometimes, when their past comes into play

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    "This time," Doofenshmirtz declaimed, "I have a brilliantly evil scheme to trap you forever--in the sacred bond of matrimony!"

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    1/1
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    8
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    578

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