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    When news of South Park’s growing success of living standards, MTV hits up the small mountain town to make a new hit reality television show… Starring some of the most dysfunctional group of teenagers.

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    It's senior year at Park County High and Clyde Donovan is ready to cement his legacy as the number one guy in the school. He's already one of the school's football stars so it shouldn't be difficult, except that Kenny McCormick, the lead snare drummer for the marching band, seems to be taking that spot without even trying. In order to determine once and for all who is the alpha male, Clyde decides to challenge Kenny to a contest of who can have sex with the most people in a semester.

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    Sam got hurt during a basketball game with his friends.

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    Heidi Turner was moving on from her past. After leaving Cartman's private investigation firm, Subtle, Inc., and the toxic relationship she'd had with the man, she had begun to remember who she was. Then Kenny McCormick showed up at her door and asked her to come back. There was a new CEO of Subtle, Inc., and he wanted Heidi to shape up the background department.

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    Youth Pastor Craig Tucker finds an unconscious demon in the snow one night. Normal priests would have done anything else that WASN'T what Craig did once the demon woke up.

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    18/?
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    Teenagers being stupid, and maybe getting themselves and others hurt in the process.

    --This is not entirely chatfic and will break into narration sometimes, as it's hard to contain drama into texts. Sorry if that bothers you.--

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    21/?
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Kyle has everything figured out, how to get the guy he wants to be his forever. the problem is one small mistake not only ruins his plan but the life of so many around them and the worst part is that he really can't fix it.

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    Craig and Tweek's relationship, despite having sprouted from the strangest of circumstances, grew into something real. With tender care and proper watering, any sapling can prosper, but not even the prettiest garden is free of its thorns and weeds. And, if you don't make sure protect it, so much as a gust of wind can uproot it. After all, eight years is a long time to care for a plant, so it might just be impossible for it to reach maturity without losing a few leaves, that is, if it survives at all.

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    36
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    4
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    Going to Hogwarts meant change for everyone. Start to new friendships, meeting new enemies.

    Stan had come up with a perfect game plan for his Hogwarts life. Get good grades, get into the quidditch team, get a pretty girlfriend, and most importantly, get into gryffindor. Following the plan meant a better life for Stan. But a certain redhead that crash landed in his life messed it all up. Things happen for the better, right?

    As much as Kyle loved the magical world, deep within himself he knew that he didn't fit in. Everyone knew magic already while he could barely understand the first page in his textbook. Who knew there was so much prejudice between purebloods and muggleborns. Kyle just wanted to go back to his normal life, no matter how many friends he made at Hogwarts.

    For Tweek, going to a school with other people was the last thing he wanted. He spent his whole life home schooled and working at the family coffee shop. Making coffee? Easy, he could do it in his sleep. But a school which sent him a personal letter of invitation? No way man, that's too much pressure!

    Going to Hogwarts meant change, but what happens if you don't want change in your life?

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    5/?
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    Hits:
    1000
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    Omegaverse and an AU where the events of the Wacky Molestation Adventure were never resolved.

    What could ever go wrong with no parents?

    Everything.

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    Chapters:
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    Eric Cartman always did have a strange mind.

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    *movie trailer voicover*
    In a world...
    where south park's best gays were born as girls, things are very different. Ok not really. Craig was born as Christine Tucker and Tweek was born as Tabitha Tweak, sadly the names don't stay changed for long, after a kindergarten teacher mistakes Christine for a boy, she earns the nickname Craig, and after Tabitha's parents are arrested for putting meth in their coffee, she only ever gets called that tweak that eventually it's become her permanent nickname, that she can't shake.
    The two were never close friends, but as they enter high school, things begin changing between them.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Murder was more like a house- a big house full of corridors and other floors and many rooms. Murder had blinding fluorescent lights and smoke-grey walls with peeling paint and crooked pearly floors. Murder was full of chatter and laughter from its patients who sheltered in its harsh light in the day and screaming, wailing freaks who cried of loneliness at night. Murder was many things, but most importantly, Murder was home.

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    Or, an Asylum AU of South Park. In which all of the main characters either work or are being treated at a mental health facility for youth. Contains mainly Creek, but I may add other ships depending on what the readers want.

    Contains- Extreme violence, drug addiction/abuse, mentioned/implied child abuse, trauma, sexual humor, possible sexual situations, and a ton of cussing. (Also all main characters are 14-16 so it's all underage.)

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    1/?
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    Craig Tucker, a repressed homosexual senior and sucker for cute & fucked up blondes.
    Tweek Tweak, a cute & fucked up blonde and a sucker for coffee and tall and dorky boys.
    Both of them are seniors and hopelessly gay for each other, a good mix, right..? When modern day life combined with old fashioned parents, the world seems set against the both of them. A collision of teenage angst, mutual pining and family issues is all that can be said about Tweek and Craig. Can they make it through to the other side unharmed?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    16
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    AU. Craig's life is about to get a lot crazier, and this is all somehow linked to Taco Bell.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    70
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    Your name is ERIC CARTMAN, and your so-called FRIENDS are really BREAKING YOUR BALLS here.

    {Also known as the tale of 14 people with various degrees of hatred to one another attempting to play Sburb.}
    {Will be updated sporadically. Comments are chicken soup for the soul!}

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    4/?
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    It's Stan's birthday and he's a little plastered.

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    1/1
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    3
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    In a world of angels and demons, Tweek is a nervous angel who is always worried the demons are going to attack. His life changes, though, when he meets an odd demon named Craig, who seems much different from the other demons. As the two grow closer, they find themselves feeling things they've never felt before.
    Meanwhile, Stan and Cartman often find themselves visiting Kyle, the only human who can see angels and demons. But it's only because they like hanging out with him. It's not because either of them have feelings for him!
    ...Right?

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    1,549
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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    1
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    No one ever remembers when Kenny dies...until the new girl in town does. But how? Even she doesn't know at first, but the reason why is difficult to cope with.

    (This is a growing up story, so it'll span over the course of years with some romance, fun adventures, and mysteries along the way).

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    1
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    383
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    They left the day the world went to hell, but nothing ever changes for the better. Do you want to know the real truth behind the small town of South Park? We all did, but it was just a matter of time before we all died again.
    They say curiosity killed the cat, but it just made us smarter.

    Craig Tucker, school “bad boy space nerd” woke up to a normal, average day, just the way he liked it. Same old shit, same old assholes, same time of day to get in trouble. But when a mysterious twitching blonde boy moves into South Park, strange things start happening: A prophecy that needs to be fulfilled, an evil organization that needs to be fought, and potential asses to save… Yup, an average day in the life of Tweek Tweak.

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    English
    Words:
    6,527
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    661

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