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    In which a human man and several adult rebels find themselves detained at the Condesce's pleasure wherein they proceed to be highly ungrateful for their lodgings and minimal torture. Starring our glorious and almighty ruler. Contains one (1) misuse of cigarettes, one (1) impressive round of fisticuffs, abundant mangrit, multiple escape attempts, flagrant misuse of shaving cream, several accidental quadrant based solicitations and a general air of treason. Unsuitable for trolls 6 sweeps and under.

    (though seriously mind those warnings the in the tags people)

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    Or: The Exploits Of The Destructive Duo Of Doom And Rage, Hunting Down The Agents Of Derse

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    Subject: Dignitary

    "Fuck I messed up the new dignitary. Should we just destroy it now? The idea's been eating at me for days."

    "Naw man just let Noir deal with it. There's no point in making another Dignitary when we know they're probably going to get killed either way. How many Dignitaries does a guy need to 'disappear' before he's satisfied."

    It's a known fact that Moirails were nearly impossible among perfectly cloned Carapacians. The only reason it wasn't fully impossible was because Jack is a stubborn bastard who stabs to death all societal norms.

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    The man that Jack Noir tells you to capture is only the first of many.

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    1/?
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    The kingdoms of Prospit and Derse have battled against each other for over fifty years. The war had ravaged the two kingdoms for a long time and only reached its peak when the infant princess of Prospit vanished mysteriously. Now, a Derse seer has foretold the arrival of a new hero and at that time, a boy from Prospit has found his calling.

    A peasant goes on his quest, a seer foresees a miracle, a knight crosses enemy lines and a witch searches for truth.

    It all goes downhill from there.

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    3/?
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    21/?
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    34
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    The Draconian Dignitary and the Hegemonic Brute have too much free time. Well, not really. They make the most of it.

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    Your brother has gone rogue, your best friend is insane, and you just want to make it through another night of being paraded before the Derse nobility and maybe get laid.

    But no. You had to meet her.

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    Follow the story of Homestuck from the perspective of one of its villains, Jack Noir as he goes from Archagent to Sovereign Slayer. Follow his rise to power as he uses his monarch's ring to wreak havoc across his session and then obliterates the next. What could possibly stop his bloody trail if the gods in his session were no match for him? Perhaps the one with the other ring?

    [Writer's Note: I'm sorry, I've discontinued this project. This was meant to follow the canon, and pretty soon, Hussie is going to screw me over in terms of what actually is canon, so the months I tried to put into this might go down the drain, and the alt timelines and the abrupt cut off for Jack's story, I can't do much. My first draft is completely caught up with the canon, but for all I know, Hussie might just kill it all together. tl;dr: Things got wayyyyyyyy too complicated and I can't finish. Also, I've lost most of my interest in Homestuck.]

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    3/?
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    If artificial intelligences can't dream, then what's this planet AR keeps finding himself on -- a planet Dirk swears can't exist? Better question: what's he going to do there?

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    The cloning process is much faster than regular breeding. More efficient. But that’s not to say it doesn’t have its flaws. (Origin story for HB and CD).

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    TA: Are you there?
    TA: We're running out of time.
     

    Also hosted at Anthemums @ LiveJournal.

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    In which a group of aspiring Pokemon trainers leave New-bud town to travel the Sburban Region. Of course, nothing ends with sunshine and rainbows.

    A silly crossover AU involving pretty much everyone. This is basically my first fanfic and is a self-indulgent thing to update in my spare time.

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    3/?
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    15
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    38
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    It's your first day out of cloning chambers, but to be honest you'd rather be back in the glass tube.

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    After Jack Noir's exile, the Brute, the Dignitary and the Droll follow him into the desert.

    Amazingly, the Dignitary doesn't regret it for a few days.

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    Every morning, Jack Noir's alarm wakes him up at 6am on the dot. Only unlike every other morning, he doesn't get out of bed. He lays there, staring up at the ceiling, and wondering silently what the fuck he's doing with his life.

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    Speculative fluff! HB tells big dumb romantic stories to one of Derse's princesses.
    And then she grows up to be a shipper.

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    37
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    429
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    "The Queen knows a thousand different military tactics for destroying an attacking army, and she has a mind that was custom built to calculate the most efficient moves in chess and war. But she isn't sure how to rule a divided people, or how to bring peace and comfort to the survivors." The Black Queen tries to lead her people after the Session ends.

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    The Black Queen's snooping turns up something she really shouldn't have found. Cue shenanigans.

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    "Tell me now, where was my fault in loving you with my whole heart?". Jack Noir and his Queen.

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