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    Sherlock and Mycroft are about to introduce their partners to their family. Before they do, they need to explain that their family is a bit bigger than expected and spans several parallel worlds.

    A threeway crossover between my fave fandoms - lets hope I do them justice!

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    6/?
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    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

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    8/?
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    Hannibal is an Assassin, Will is a watchman. Someone is murdering people.

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    Vetinari and Margolotta spend a Hogswatch together during the Grand Sneer. Features shopping, gifts, local politics, discussion of traditions and a snowball fight, though not necessarily in that order.

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    Why does Dragon king of Arms hate lord Vetinari so much?

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

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    1/1
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    What if Mycroft Holmes was dropped into...?

    This is a collection of the extremely short, extremely cracky drabbles of Mycroft Holmes being confronted with the stupidity and incompetence that runs rampant in the various fandoms we love.

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    19/?
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    8
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    Wuffles the Terrier assists the Watch in solving a case while honing his matchmaking skills.

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    17/?
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    Ficlet - no Patrician can rule forever, no Commander of the Watch can command forever. Here's how the Changing of the Guard could go.

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    Nieodpowiedni powóz należący do nieodpowiedniej osoby, będącej w trakcie wykonywania nieodpowiedniej czynności. No i gdzie leży tytułowa granica. Miniaturka. Pre-slash, jeśli założysz okulary.

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    Twoflower bequeaths Rincewind something left over from Cohen's reign. It's, unfortunately, not as compact as an old vase or a bottle of brandy.

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    Vetinari muses while Vimes sleeps.
    Set in the middle of Diplomatic Affairs.

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    The art and finesse of discussing things without discussing them. Or. Downey has gin, there is a window ledge, assassins reminisce.

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    Recueil de ficlets pour le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork et la République du Peuple de la Rue de la Mélassière. À rallonger chaque année au temps des lilas...
    1ère vignette : L'issue était courue d'avance. 2ème: Police et politique ; au service de la Ville. 3ème: Un symbole si fugace. 4ème : Reg Shoe, Rentrer dans des boîtes. 5ème : Vimes et Keel, La fin du voyage. 6ème : Vimes et Young Sam, Une date mémorable. 7ème : Reg et la république, Tomber dans l'excès inverse ?
    8ème : Guet de jour et guet de nuit.
    9ème : petit Nobby, Sale morpion.
    10ème : Le cimetière des Petits Dieux.

    Series
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    mini recueil de mini fics centrées sur Ankh Morpork qui se modernise ;
    1ère vignette : Moist, en retard, pondère sur l'état de la circulation urbaine à Ankh-Morpork et les projet de Lord Vetinari.
    2ème : Mr Fusspot et son joujou mécanique.
    3ème : Le régime instauré par Vetinari lui survivra-t-il ?
    4ème : Périmé, le vieux CMOT ?
    5ème : L'invention historique de l'argent.

    Series
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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    I've spent probably too much time wondering who could possibly be patrician after Vetinari. Recently, I came up with a satisfactory answer.

    Consider: Young Sam.

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