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    Vetinari muses while Vimes sleeps.
    Set in the middle of Diplomatic Affairs.

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    What if Mycroft Holmes was dropped into...?

    This is a collection of the extremely short, extremely cracky drabbles of Mycroft Holmes being confronted with the stupidity and incompetence that runs rampant in the various fandoms we love.

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    16/?
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    The art and finesse of discussing things without discussing them. Or. Downey has gin, there is a window ledge, assassins reminisce.

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    Recueil de ficlets pour le Guet Municipal d'Ankh-Morpork et la République du Peuple de la Rue de la Mélassière. À rallonger chaque année au temps des lilas...
    1ère vignette : L'issue était courue d'avance. 2ème: Police et politique ; au service de la Ville. 3ème: Un symbole si fugace. 4ème : Reg Shoe, Rentrer dans des boîtes. 5ème : Vimes et Keel, La fin du voyage. 6ème : Vimes et Young Sam, Une date mémorable. 7ème : Reg et la république, Tomber dans l'excès inverse ?
    8ème : Guet de jour et guet de nuit.
    9ème : petit Nobby, Sale morpion.
    10ème : Le cimetière des Petits Dieux.

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    10/?
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    mini recueil de mini fics centrées sur Ankh Morpork qui se modernise ;
    1ère vignette : Moist, en retard, pondère sur l'état de la circulation urbaine à Ankh-Morpork et les projet de Lord Vetinari.
    2ème : Mr Fusspot et son joujou mécanique.
    3ème : Le régime instauré par Vetinari lui survivra-t-il ?
    4ème : Périmé, le vieux CMOT ?
    5ème : L'invention historique de l'argent.

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    4/?
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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    41
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    5
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    He knew that this was not how traditional love stories worked, or at least those he was familiar with. They usually went along the lines of: boy meets girl, various things drive them apart so that they cannot be together, and they fall in love somewhere in between or even near the end. The endings were either sad or happy. They did not even come close to cynical black clad baker-assassin meets grumpy poor copper. Vimes wondered how he got himself into these situations. Established Vetinari/Vimes. Bakery AU Finale.

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    I've spent probably too much time wondering who could possibly be patrician after Vetinari. Recently, I came up with a satisfactory answer.

    Consider: Young Sam.

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    The hot weather was making the City downright surly. The Thieves Guild decided to get into a spat with the Fools Guild over who held the rights to the game “Got Your Nose”. Small riots had erupted in Short Street after an argument over whether or not it was fair that female dwarves got to wear skirts in this hot weather. Not to mention the usual, standard everyday fare the Watch had to deal with. To top it all off, Carrot sent him home with a binder full of paperwork and the assurance that the Watch would have everything under control while Vimes got things in hand.

    How hard could doing paperwork in bed be?

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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

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    3/?
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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    13/?
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    19
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    Quite by accident, Vimes finds Vetinari in a bit of a predicament as he negotiates with some "foreign ambassadors". Unfortunately, it's not the sort of predicament that one necessarily escapes unscathed. Vetinari is predictably Vetinari about it all, and Vimes just doesn't hold with that sort of thing.

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    Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.

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    Propunk in Ankh-Morpork! Sestras in the Watch!

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    A look At Sybil Ramkin before Guards! Guards! and Vimes.
    Heavily inspired by The Right of First Refusal by dharmageek, which is very good go, read it.

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    Lord Vetinari's secretary is kidnapped, the assailants and what they want unknown. Can Vimes and the Watch rescue him in time? And why does his kidnapper seem to know so much about his past?

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    Just a very short, sappy snippet.

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    Vimes is forced to stay at the Palace because of guild in fighting. He goes for a walk, and overhears something he really shouldn't have.

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    1/?
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    13
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    14
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    2
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