1 - 20 of 421 Works in Havelock Vetinari

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    In an infinite number of universes everything is possible and in one of them the city of Ankh-Morpork is ruled by Lady Sybil the Patrician, while Samuel Vimes finds himself marrying an assassin named Havelock Vetinari.
    I sort of cheated and assumed that the main events in the Discworld series still happen (like the promotion, the crimes Vimes has to deal with, etc), and wrote a bunch of scenes that - in my mind - happen throughout. I tried to put them in chronological order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,208
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    237
  2. Tags
    Summary

    A magical incident at UU leaves the city in chaos and could cause one secretary's long hidden feelings to be discovered this Valentine's day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,724
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    45
  3. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,688
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2721
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Vetinari and Drumknott are enjoying a walk in the park with Mr Fusspot and Drumknott's new bicycle until Mr Fusspot proves once again that he has an uncanny skill of finding ‘not old rubber bones’ wherever he goes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    117
  5. Tags
    Summary

    What if Mycroft Holmes was dropped into...?

    This is a collection of the extremely short, extremely cracky drabbles of Mycroft Holmes being confronted with the stupidity and incompetence that runs rampant in the various fandoms we love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,556
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    240
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1667
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Takes place during the meeting at the end of Jingo, where the Patrician bribes Vimes into accepting the title of Duke of Ankh-Morpork. Things go a little differently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    754
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    122
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Sherlock and Mycroft are about to introduce their partners to their family. Before they do, they need to explain that their family is a bit bigger than expected and spans several parallel worlds.

    A threeway crossover between my fave fandoms - let's hope I do them justice!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,199
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    650
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Vimes is jealous of the closeness between Vetinari and his secretary.

    any ship bashing in this is unintended, Vetinari and Drumknott are very sweet together but i totally think vimes would be incredibly jealous and insecure about his relationship with Vetinari because of his whole kid from cockbill street mentality and this was the result of that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    75
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Vetinari, Drumknott and the dark clerks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    167
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Some days the illusion of love was enough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    120
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Vetinari has broken the unwritten rules. Vimes always thought that he would be the one to do that...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Lord Vetinari probably wouldn’t know about today. Would he? No. Of course not. Lord Vetinari had other things to worry about.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    100
  13. Tags
    Summary

    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,297
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    260
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Hannibal is an Assassin, Will is a watchman. Someone is murdering people.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,284
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    165
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Vetinari and Margolotta spend a Hogswatch together during the Grand Sneer. Features shopping, gifts, local politics, discussion of traditions and a snowball fight, though not necessarily in that order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,786
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    96
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Why does Dragon king of Arms hate lord Vetinari so much?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    986
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205
  17. Tags
    Summary

    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    104
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Wuffles the Terrier assists the Watch in solving a case while honing his matchmaking skills.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,421
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    293
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,373
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2885
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Ficlet - no Patrician can rule forever, no Commander of the Watch can command forever. Here's how the Changing of the Guard could go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    229

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation