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Ankh-Morpork noir. Sam Vimes is a PI. Vetinari has a case. Who is this Madam person? Ms Sybil (who does not sell dragon eggs illegally. Why are you asking?) kicks ass. Downey is shifty. Bogus is too.
It's a grand old, humid, rain, whiskey, and cigar smoke drenched time.
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Lord Vetinari keeps bees and Sam Vimes solves local crimes. A retirement fic.
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Vimes is poisoned, causing him to hallucinate Dark!Vetinari. Meanwhile, the real Lord Vetinari tries his best to find the poisoner and keep Vimes alive. Vetinari/Vimes.
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A Quirmian inspector arrives in Ankh-Morpork to chase after a con-man who skipped out of Quirm and whose trail has suddenly been picked up again.
Vimes doesn't like people infringing on his jurisdiction and questioning his abilities as a copper. And stop lecturing my men! That's my job!
Meanwhile there appears to be an arrival of an organized criminal network that isn't a guild. In fact it's stepping on a lot of guild's toes. His lordship isn't pleased and what are you going to do about it, commander?established Vimes/Vetinari.
Tech. takes place after that plague one but like Pratchett, it's not necessary to read them in order.
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Злоумышленники похищают Витинари, чтобы обменять его на политических преступников, и Ваймса, чтобы некому было его спасти.
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Sequel to Best Kept Secrets. With Sam ameniable (or at least too stunned to object), Sybil moves next to pull Havelock into orbit. Whether he means to let her or not.
Sybil/Havelock, Sybil/Sam/Havelock.
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Staying by strawberriesandtophats for oneinspats, theCoppercow
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
5 Apr 2013
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He will die doing this, Sam knew as the Patrician closed the door of the Oblong Office behind them. Sam Vimes reflects on his relationship with the Patrician.
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This is to be a series of vignettes/one-shots on ALL possible pairings for characters specified from the Watch arc.
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A Shot In The Dark Aimed Right At My Throat [podfic] by KDHeart, Sarshi
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
21 Mar 2013
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In which Vimes is Vetinari's bulldog, Vetinari is Vimes' headache, and they're both of them Lady Sybil's boys.
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The axe in the table by strawberriesandtophats for oneinspats, theCoppercow
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
13 Mar 2013
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It was always going to end like this. Carrot becomes King.
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'He calculated, idly, how long a man of his height and weight would have to lie here in this cold before dying of exposure. Suicide by the elements, what a positively Hwellian concept.'
Lord Vetinari is removed from power and sent into exile, Vimes is torn between confusion and anger, and Leonard da Quirm reveals a surprising aptitude for crime.
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Commander Samuel Vimes comes back from the wrong Trousers of Time, where Ankh-Morpork has been burned down to the ground and attacked by armies. There is nothing to do except to pick up the pieces.
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Ankh-Morpork goes to war.
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Carrot becomes king.
What follows is shit getting real.
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Sybil had once hinted at that the reason Vetinari had bestowed so many honorary titles and privileges upon her husband was that it was the only way the Patrician allowed himself to show his fondness for the other man. Sam did not have a proper response to that.
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Someone kidnaps the Patrician. This does not please the Commander of the Watch at all. Neither do smart comments about Lord Vetinari dying or leaving the city.
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Sometimes, they bend the rules they have created around themselves. But they are unbreakable for everyone else.
Trying to assassinate the Patrician in broad daylight is a bad idea. Everyone should know that.
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The Importance of Reading Between the Lines by strawberriesandtophats for theCoppercow
Discworld - Terry Pratchett
13 Jan 2013
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It should have been so very simple, Sam thought later as he patrolled Broad Way with Carrot, just two men living in a small three bedroom apartment with a small terrier dog above a bakery. Of course, it was not. Havelock Vetinari/Samuel Vimes. Bakery AU.
A sequel to the fanfic Coppers and Cupcakes.
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Plague! Thud games! Rats! Death! Catchwords!
Plague comes to Ankh-Morpork. Chaos and death ensue. All the while Vetinari keeps pestering Vimes with awkward questions that that commander distinctly Doesn't Want to Answer. Sir.
Set about four(ish) years after Thud (Snuff sort of didn't happen).
Super slow build up.
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In which Vimes is Vetinari's bulldog, Vetinari is Vimes' headache, and they're both of them Lady Sybil's boys.