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    It's Monday and time to face reality. How will Vimes and Vetinari handle their first day as an official couple? The Times will tell.

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    Vimes learns that Vetinari is a bloodbender

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    “Vimes, you are, if you pardon the expression, sick as a dog.” Sam glared at the Patrician out of bloodshot eyes. “It’s just a cold, sir.”

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    Traditions are society’s backup plans for interesting times, and Sam is not bored.

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    A meeting between the Governor of Ba Sing Se and the Commander of his City Watch.

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    1/1
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    9
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    12
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    1
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    Vetinari had offered Sam to take all the time he wants to mull over his proposition. He would have preferred it if he hadn't been taken quite so literally.

    The time has come to make a decision and sometimes the leopard just can't change his shorts. All decisions have consequences and not all of them are pleasant, some of them even break your heart.

    Chapter 1 - First Crescendo - in which Sam has to make a life changing decision
    Chapter 2 - Second Crescendo - sex and maybe love, who knows

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    53
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    5
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    581
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    A few weeks after the kiss-that-never-happened, Vimes finds himself in Vetinari's office. He is tired and confused and would rather be on neck-breaking chases than face the reality that is mutual attraction. And he can, all he has to do is choose that it - that kiss - really never happened. Easier said than done!

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    49
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    5
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    It is written, the Patrician returned home at 4:30am after drinking twelve pints of Winkle's Old Peculiar, Mages' Special, at the UU football meeting. It's more or less a five minute walk between UU and the palace. But what if he had left UU at 3am?

    A dark alley, thugs, kebab, a drunk ruler and a possessed Commander of the Watch make for interesting 90 minutes. Anything could happen.

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    58
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    4
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    It's Hogswatch night and nothing is well.

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    30
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    “Sir Samuel, eu não achei que seria o dever do comandante da patrulha me escoltar até o palácio”

    “A cidade está quieta e eu tive tempo”

    “Incrível. Eu nunca vi essa cidade quieta antes”

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    Português brasileiro
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    1/1
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    On a diplomatic trip to Agatea, it turns out Vetinari isn't entirely infallible.

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    5
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    3
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    A Vimes/Vetinari fic.

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    10/10
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    43
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    4
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    Constable Sylver Nightnday has 'Just A Few Anger Issues' according to Constable Dorfl, but she has good reason.
    Someone has smashed up the last three privatley owned golems in the city and allmost noone cares. Is it because they aren't really alive? or is there something more sinister at work? On top of that several male officers won't stop asking her out for a drink she doesn't want.
    But controlling her anger will prove essential, otherwise her career won't be the only thing on the line.

    Constable Dorfl doesn't drink, but still, he'd like to ask Sylver for one. Words in the heart cannot be taken, but how do you give them to someone when murders, mobs and mystery keep getting in the way? Life isn't easy when you have to make up your own words.
    Is nearly human enough?

    And through it all is Samuel Vimes on the trail of a murderer who's victims are societies lowest.
    In the darkest dark there is something turning the city against itself.

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    Чума! "Бац"! Крысы! Смерть! Чума приходит в Анк-Морпорк. А следом за ней Хаос и Смерть. Тем временем Ветинари продолжает донимать Ваймса неловкими вопросами, на которые командор определенно Не Хочет Отвечать. Сэр.

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    2
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    Every Friday police captain Samuel Vimes goes to a small bar on Treacle Mine road.

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    Once upon a time Vetinari and Vimes played strip thud.

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    Thirty years ago, Sam Vimes made a massive mistake. But time is tricky about catching up to you, and he has to face the consequences back in his own time. He can't avoid the Patrician forever.

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    uma vez perdidas não voltam mais.

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    Português brasileiro
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    2
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    4
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    Lord Vetinari and Commander Vimes are mysteriously kidnapped. In escaping, they accidentally activate a magic spell which might be better suited for a bedroom than a daring escape.

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    There are a lot of things Downey hadn't been told. There are also a lot of things he hadn't told. And maybe at the end of the day he can play piano again.

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    10,240
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    Comments:
    13
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    15
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    2
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    214

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