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    Чума! "Бац"! Крысы! Смерть! Чума приходит в Анк-Морпорк. А следом за ней Хаос и Смерть. Тем временем Ветинари продолжает донимать Ваймса неловкими вопросами, на которые командор определенно Не Хочет Отвечать. Сэр.

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    Constable Sylver Nightnday has 'Just A Few Anger Issues' according to Constable Dorfl, but she has good reason.
    Someone has smashed up the last three privatley owned golems in the city and allmost noone cares. Is it because they aren't really alive? or is there something more sinister at work? On top of that several male officers won't stop asking her out for a drink she doesn't want.
    But controlling her anger will prove essential, otherwise her career won't be the only thing on the line.

    Constable Dorfl doesn't drink, but still, he'd like to ask Sylver for one. Words in the heart cannot be taken, but how do you give them to someone when murders, mobs and mystery keep getting in the way? Life isn't easy when you have to make up your own words.
    Is nearly human enough?

    And through it all is Samuel Vimes on the trail of a murderer who's victims are societies lowest.
    In the darkest dark there is something turning the city against itself.

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    Every Friday police captain Samuel Vimes goes to a small bar on Treacle Mine road.

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    Once upon a time Vetinari and Vimes played strip thud.

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    Thirty years ago, Sam Vimes made a massive mistake. But time is tricky about catching up to you, and he has to face the consequences back in his own time. He can't avoid the Patrician forever.

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    uma vez perdidas não voltam mais.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Lord Vetinari and Commander Vimes are mysteriously kidnapped. In escaping, they accidentally activate a magic spell which might be better suited for a bedroom than a daring escape.

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    There are a lot of things Downey hadn't been told. There are also a lot of things he hadn't told. And maybe at the end of the day he can play piano again.

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    Constable Visit's pamphlets spread some very good news indeed. Provided Mr Vimes never reads them.

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    To get back to his own time he 'only' has to play along with history, right? Vimes doesn't count on being searched out by a young man who makes him an offer he's not sure he wants to refuse.

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    Either this ambassador needs a better translator, or Vetinari is a sneaky bastard.

    It's probably both.

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    Sherlock and Mycroft are about to introduce their partners to their family. Before they do, they need to explain that their family is a bit bigger than expected and spans several parallel worlds.

    A threeway crossover between my fave fandoms - let's hope I do them justice!

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    Sometimes history repeats itself. Not necessarily in that order.

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    Vetinari and Sybil have a conversation across thirty years.

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    Returning from a diplomatic meeting in the countryside, Vimes and Vetinari don't quite make it back to the city.

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    Vimes had not prepared himself for this. But now he was constantly aware of the fact that the only thing the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork wore underneath his robes was body glitter and socks. It was not helpful at all during important meetings.

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    Lord Vetinari was looking at Vimes as if he’d unexpectedly won the lottery.

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    You're not subtle when even the dog thinks you are in love.

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    English
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    2/2
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    2
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    27
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    2
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