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    Nearly a decade after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy apologizes to Hermione, leading to an unlikely friendship.

    Frankly, Harry's horrified.

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    “You know, strangely enough, I don't think this is part of the Tournament,” Alec comments idly.
    “What makes you say that?” Harry asks dryly, glaring down at the ropes that are binding him to the tombstone.

    By the time the Third Task rolls around, Harry and Alec are done. Frankly, they're been done for years now. Between the World's worship of Alec as the Boy-Who-Lived, the abandonment of Harry for the same reason, their parents following the pattern and the sheer hypocrisy of the Wizarding World, the two fourteen year olds are jaded and sarcastic as hell. Add to that that Harry is actually the Boy-Who-Lived, but no one knows because of said hypocrisy, they aren't the happiest boys alive. And now they have now been kidnapped to resurrect Voldemort. Yeah, they have had it. Funny how the last straw turns out to be the best thing that has happened to them in a long time.

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    "You're a sassy little thing, aren't you?"

    "Bite me, Styles."

    OR

    The one where Louis is a teasing cheerleader (maybe a bit of a bitch too) and Harry is the popular football captain.

     
    larryent April 2017

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    34/?
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    After the battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter is framed for the murder of Arthur Weasley and sentenced to life in Azkaban. Nine years later, he breaks out and seeks revenge on those who had forsaken him. When he finally dies, he wakes up in his ten year old body, a year before his Hogwarts letter is to arrive. completely baffled, way more insane than anyone would care to admit and somewhat looking forward to beating Dumbledore at his own game this time, Harry sets out to find out exactly what the fuck happened to him.

    PS. I'm not very good at synopsis but the story is definitely good and it has a lot of hot man sex in it. i tried to keep them in character some but this is my universe so they are oocs as well.

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    5/?
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    It was an accident! If it was anyone's fault, the blame landed on Hermione. He never expected to be transported back to 1943, two years before the fall of Grindelwald and when Tom Riddle was gaining his following. He certainly never meant to adopt a magical breed of crocodile, so much for living under the radar.

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    Draco becomes an apprentice Auror in hopes of atoning for some of his past mistakes. The job is a lot more than he bargained for, never mind being assigned to work with Harry bloody Potter. Well, if he could survive Voldemort, he can survive an internship under a git with a hero complex.

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    30
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    (before you unbookmarked me tell me what's wrong)

    (THIS STORY HAVE CHOICES)

    Kaneki has been raising his adopted brother, Harry Potter since he was a baby and he himself was a child. They become such an inseparable pair growing-up knowing that they're both orphans. When Kaneki discovers Harry's magical powers, he keep that a secret that only the pair and their trusted friend Hide knows.

    But when Kaneki has been turn into a ghoul, he discovers that many ghouls wanted to eat magical humans, and the CCG had been secretly trying to find them to have them as an army.

    Harry would do anything to stay with Kaneki even if it means using evil curses on people who dares to separate them and Kaneki will do anything to keep Harry safe even if it means killing those people who stand in the way....

    How far Kaneki will go to protect his little brother?

    What sacrifices will Harry make to be with his big brother?

    Will Harry be a Savior or a Dark Lord?

    (Harry's choices and Kaneki's choices are up to YOU)

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    56/?
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    30
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    A new class forces Harry and Draco together but it does more bad than good, leaving one feeling hurt and alone. To top it all off something is happening to Harry and he's not sure how to stop it, or if he should.

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    What's better than one 20-something adult bored off their ass? Three 20-somethings who are bored off their asses. In "Scars of Our Lives", they decide to delve into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, only to write a (possibly) cringe-worthy soap opera because they have nothing else better to do.
    WARNING: It gets OOC for a few characters!

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    Based off of the Tumblr Prompt of Dark Trio mixed with the typical Tomarry Time Travel Cliche

    Even with every eye in the Wizarding World on them, Harry, Hermione, and Ron slip around Hogwarts unseen. Their wands thrum with hidden remnants of dark magic and their smiles are sharp and bloodthirsty when no ones watching. They are powerful, they are driven, and they are just a touch too apathetic to others pain.

    A mistranslated ritual sends them back in time, to where they would best succeed and flourish, and now Harry is building up his own inner circle and challenging Tom Riddle for the top spot in Slytherin. Rivaling groups threaten to split Slytherin apart as both leaders work towards a similar goal and catch the others interest.

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    Harry really does not need this shit in his already dysfunctional life.
    It isn't his fault some idiot let Malfoy carry a time-turner - an illegal time-turner, mind you - around the place, now is it? So when Malfoy pisses Harry off, yet again, Harry can't help but lunge at the git's stupid pointy face and somehow - somehow! - they end up in the future.

    A future where they have to pretend to be the sexually adventurous boyfriends they apparently are. A future where Malfoy is Head Curse-Breaker and Harry is Head Auror, and they have to solve one of the biggest mysteries in Wizarding history. A future where their wedding is in less than a month and Hermione doesn't believe they're from the past and won't help them research and - and Harry just bloody well wants to go home!..Until he doesn't.

    And it all goes tits up from there.

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    originally called The Love Club

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    I just want a degree. Harry just wants someone to use his pick-up lines on.

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    3/?
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    10
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    Harriet Potter has always been different, from her scar to her clothes. She gets a letter from Hogwarts and is thrilled but has no one to take her to Diagon Alley. So she finds a way and learns all about the wizarding world by herself. Join her on her first year of Hogwarts which includes secrets being revealed, learning about the past war, and pulling pranks on everyone.

    Rating is for abuse and neglect mentioned and also swearing but nothing else

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    17/?
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    48
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    274
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    76
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    Harry had never had friends, so he imagined one: a red-haired girl he kept forgetting to name. Ginny imagined a shy boy with untidy hair and bright eyes, a boy who knew nothing of magic, so she told him. He dreamt of a world of magic and of a girl who wanted to be his friend. She dreamt of a boy who loved to hear her voice, no matter what. Then dreams became a reality when Harry met Ginny.

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    436,375
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    66/75
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    22
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    92
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    24
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    It's Opposite Day, Eggsy and Harry celebrate gleefully, everyone else wants to kill them.

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    "Come on then, let me in. It's freezing outside."

    "You'd deserve it," John says, sobering up.

    ///

    Harry comes to call, and Sherlock experiences a new kind of sibling relationship.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Harry gets fed up with her school and everyone around her so she relieves herself with a Slytherin here and there.

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    22/?
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    101
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    Harry knows that no-one ever really likes their in-laws, but he's not sure that there's anyone worse than Lucius fucking Malfoy.

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    - Maybe the wolf is in love with the moon and each month it cries for a love it will never touch -

     

    On a snowy night Niall discovers an unbound omega left for dead in the woods. He saves the boy and brings him home to his pack and all hell breaks loose.

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    “We could be unstoppable,” Harry whispered, loving the way Malfoy’s eyes lit up in delight.

    “Go on.” The other demon demanded breathlessly.

    “We could overthrow Dumbledore and rule Hell together.” As if the manipulative bastard could stand a chance against him and Malfoy.

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    Or Harry is supposed to be assigned an Angel Mate but instead gets paired with a demon. Nothing on Earth, Heaven or Hell will be the same again.

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