3 Works in Harmontown RPF

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    Sharpie dies, but not really. Quark is upset. And they don't have sex. Because they have fun sex when they have sex (cause sex in a tree is definitely fun sex) and I would rather write sad things.

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    Inspired by this exchange in episode 158 of the Harmontown podcast (with Ryan Ridley, Spencer, and Dan in Jeff's absence):

    “I’m a lot less nervous than last time I was here.”
    “Oh good, still more nervous than Jeff though.”
    “Oh god yeah, of course. He’s never--is he ever nervous, any time?”
    “I think he channels it via like tubes down his back, actual visible tubes, down...”
    “That’s why he always wears a suit.”
    “Yeah, it’s to mask his dune armor that takes his nervousness--”
    “Where does it go?”
    “It goes into his balls, obviously because the more nervous he should be the bigger his balls get.”
    “Uh huh.”
    “Which makes you go, oh he’s not nervous, and he’s like not anymore. Not thanks to balls... direct...”

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    Cindy loved this man for the longest time. But one night of hurt changed everything. Will the wedding heels that look like glass break and hurt her chance at love?

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