15 Works found in Hans Landa
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“I told you that you could use my office, I didn’t say you could murder beautiful women in my office.”
AU from Bridget's death on. The violence isn't really that graphic (especially in comparison to the movie) but I figured better safe than sorry with the warnings.
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Once Upon a Time in Nazi-Occupied France... by Mithrigil
Inglourious Basterds (2009), X-Men: First Class (2011)
14 Jun 2011
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Sixteen-year-old Erik Lehnsherr is waiting for the Basterds at La Louisiane instead of Bridget von Hammersmark. This, well, might change a few things about how the war ends.
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Villains never get happy endings, but Nantucket's only gay Nazi is damn well going to try.
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Summary: Landa is in control
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Alex Drake (from Ashes to Ashes) and Angelica Fanshawe (from The Devil's Whore) both have accidents that render them unconscious and they wake up in 1944 in Nazi Occupied France (the world of Inglourious Basterds) where they meet Shosanna Dreyfus, who is living in open hiding under the name Emmanuelle Mimieux. They are taken in by her to work at her cinema. Both of course have a desire to get home (Angelica back to English Civil War England, and Alex at the very least back to 1980s England), while Shosanna hopes that the two English women won't reveal their Englishness to the occupying army. A chance encounter with a Nazi from Shosanna's past leads the women to take action, be brave, and to trust each other.
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A fill for the Inglourious Basterds kinkmeme prompt:
"Pairing: Col. Hans Landa and Hermann the Radio Operator
Kink: Powerplay and knives/guns. One or t'other. :)"- Words:
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The One Where Everyone Has Breasts by Hobbledehoy
Inglourious Basterds (2009), TARANTINO Quentin - Works
4 Jul 2010
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Those Wacky Nazis are suddenly turned into women. Femslash ensues.
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Missing Scene - After Landa negotiates the terms of his "surrender" to the allied forces, there are a few more items that need to be satisfied...
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- Part 4 of Of War, Sex and Glory
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At La Louisiane. Prompt = regret.
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A Basterd's Work is Never Done by acaramelmacchiato for noisystar
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
23 Dec 2009
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In the sixties, Aldo Raine retires. And then he drives out to Nantucket.
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"Hans could also appreciate the open dishonesty and overriding sense of practicality, so he didn't think any less of the president when he discovered that a Lieutenant Aldo Raine had been assigned to watch over him while the Allies finished up in Europe."
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The Difference Between Listening and Hearing by Cale for attentat
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
21 Dec 2009
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Wherein Hans Landa attempts to dissect Aldo Raine.
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"Take care of Utivich for me," he'd told Aldo. Well, Aldo was a man of his word, and the boy sure needed taking care of.
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- Part 5 of Of War, Sex and Glory
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Donny escapes, Landa, Uti, and Raine go and get him.
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Written for the 'Landa/Shoshanna, fingering and oral sex, with her standing and him on his knees.' prompt on the kink meme at 100_scalps
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