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    I used to believe every word leaving his lips and worshipped him like a god, making his speech my holy scripture; I was little and I needed him, I was innocent, so I trusted him. Looking back, I see him for who he is, every syllable leaving his foul mouth nothing but selfish whines- he was nothing more than a demon in a father's disguise.

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    Things go south when Jack and Rhys are down on Elpis. And apparently the bandits weren't the only ones who wanted to mess up their day.

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    In a world where everyone shifts into animals, one man gains the affection of his CEO. Prepare for confusion! Prepare for cuteness! Prepare for action! Prepare for- "Jack, what the fuck!?!?!?" In an all new fic where face-palming is the norm, get ready for this action packed, romantic mess!

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    When Rhys gets to the tresure of the Vault of the traveler, this wasn't what he was hoping for.

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    35/?
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    It's always the start of the school year, right? When you first step into the building, take that first breath of sweaty (some even horny) teenagers and find out you just saw the most handsome man on this planet. And how else can you cope with having a highschool crush than ignoring the said person?

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    Guns, commands, and everything violent. These were the ingredients to control the perfect military AI, something no other company could defeat until a lowly programmer got his hands on it.

    Jack had never been a fan of artificial intelligence. AI's were just another item he'd program for the Hyperion higher ups. But when times became tough and he was forced into becoming an AI's Activator, Jack finds himself growing more and more intrigued with Rhys's behavior and he is not going to give him up easily.

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    One night after work, Rhys stumbles upon a mysterious injured dog. He brings it home to heal its wounds, and gets wrapped up in a world he never thought existed.

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    "You don't remember?" Jack chuckled, and Rhys shot him a look. "We were on Pandora looking for Eridian tech, and this giant ship came out of nowhere. Shit was straight out of Star Wars! They tried to capture us, I protected you like a hero, then they brought out a big-ass gun, blah blah blah, and here we are."

    "Oh." That didn't sound quite right to Rhys, but what did he know? He could barely remember what he'd eaten for breakfast, much less what had happened before being drugged and kidnapped. "So what do we do now?"

    Jack stared at Rhys like he'd just asked what number came after two. "We wait."

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    rhys and jack are kidnapped while doing work on pandora by some weird aliens. real x-files type of shit. but at least they're together, right?

    rhys soon finds out just how very wrong he is.

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    "I don't get my jollies from killing people, Jack." Rhys spat, all the irritation that had been building up over time finally starting to boil over. "I don't enjoy killing. It's just something I do."

    Jack didn't sound even the least bit surprised and countered the younger man with an, "Is that right?" His voice easy and indulgent, like Rhys was a child or some kind of dumb animal that didn't know any better.

    "Yeah." Rhys snapped, "I'm not like you."

    "Well," Jack exclaimed thoughtfully, "You will be."

    or...

    Jack catches Rhys in Hugo Vasquez' home, covered in blood and kneeling next to his dead body. Instead of doing the right thing and calling the cops, Jack does what's right for him and takes Rhys away to turn him into the perfect killer through any means possible.

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    One day Handsome Jack himself, has upgraded your life to secretary. Something that takes patience, clarity, and obedience. Somethings that aren't in your vocabulary. Jack seems to take a liking to you and that also seems to be the only reason he hasn't blown your head off. You wonder how much longer it will be.

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    Rhys - as a young graduate, lost in his early 20s. So much lost that he'd break up with his long-term girlfriend over a stupid crush with his best friend's new girl. All of his relationships are on the verge of being sabotaged, till one day he met this gorgeous man in the club. It was just supposed to be a one night stand, but it turned out to be way more than that, which Rhys could never in any way imagine.

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    Lilith has a quite little mouth, isn't she? And as it turns out as Eridium's pumping through her body, I can stab her over, and over and over and it just heals right back up! I'm told it's agonizing.

    Handsome Jack got a new Siren for himself.

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    After Jack kills Rhys on Helios, he decides that it is time to have some fun with his old friends.

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    “Even psychopaths have emotions. Then again, maybe not.” - Richard Ramirez.

    Rhys almost wants to deny it, but he can't avoid the tell-tale glow of his wrist whenever Jack grabs it. It's not that he's afraid of Jack hurting him, because despite Jack's very clear psychopathy he's done nothing even mildly cruel to Rhys. That sort of thing, abusing your soul mate, even among murderers and tyrants is unheard of. It's less of him being afraid of Jack and more of him worrying that he must be like that too, without even realizing it. It scares him that Jack doesn't scare him.
    Or...

    Jack is a transient serial killer who accidentally meets his emotionally fragile soul-mate Rhys at a rest stop. Jack is surprised someone like him would even have a soul-mate, and Rhys is surprised that someone like Jack could be nice to someone like him.

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    Songfic, and a little prelude for a character in an AU I'm working on. Just some fun tidbits about Marinznè being a real PA and why Handsome Jack never killed her.
    That said, enjoy!

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    12 Aug 2017

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    What if Rhys was a synthetic?
    What if Vaughn is his handler?
    What if a whole bunch of other stuff to happen in this AU.

    Vaughn is Rhys' handler and Rhys has no idea that he's a synthetic.

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    3/?
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    12
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    28
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    You work at Helios. You come from a planet light years away called Earth, but one day it was consumed by the hot fiery star known as your sun, and somehow your 19 year old self and a young king cheetah escape from death. All is good until you meet Hansome Jack, CEO of Hyperion. This outta be fun.

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    21/?
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    49
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    Goosebumps form across his whole body, and Rhys gnaws on his bottom lip. His blindfold prevents him from seeing the expression on his partner’s face, but he’s sure it’s close to expectant.
    “You can answer me. What was our agreement?”
    Rhys clears his throat before replying, “Silence means I get to come tonight.”
    “And noise?”
    “Noise means,” Rhys swallows, “discipline.”

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    115
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    prompt: jack breaks into rhys and vaughn's apartment in the middle of the night cause he's really horny and rhys isn't even shocked and accepts his offer. vaughn finds this unpleasant

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    6
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