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    “You seem to know a lot about it,” Thorin remarks.
    “I’m particularly adamant about debunking the common misconceptions about this lifestyle,” replies Bilbo cheerily. “Though, I will admit I have had first-hand experience.”
    “Really.”
    “There’s really nothing quite like it.”
    “I wouldn’t have, uh, thought you were...” Thorin’s blushing harder now.
    “We come from so many different places,” says Bilbo with a small smile. “And I suppose I’ve always had a bit of an adventurous streak.”

    Or, the AU in which Bilbo owns a sex toy store, Thorin is hoping to get in touch with his sexual wants and needs, and a delightful agreement is struck between the two of them as a result.

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    Dr. Watson, world-renowned cardiac surgeon, accepts an invitation to be keynote speaker at a medical conference in Breckenridge, Colorado, a ski resort town in the Rocky Mountains. He meets a sexy young bartender at the opening dinner then spends the week making his baby happy.

    Many, many thanks to my amazing betas MissDavis and SincerelyChaos. You keep me right!!!!

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    365 days of Eren and Levi.

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    Zevran and Anders run into each other after the end of DA2.

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    "They’re messy and disheveled; hair mussed, each in their own states of undress, and they fumble in the darkness, latching onto one other like lifelines. In the quiet, under the haggard sounds of their own heavy breathing, Rick thinks he can hear Shane’s heartbeat. It pounds like a drum, beating against his veins and throbbing through his skin. He tugs Shane closer; crushes their lips together in a desperate and dizzying kiss. He lets their chest bump together, lets their hearts hit hard against each other, because this is real and Shane is here and he is his— completely, wholly, without a shred of doubt." || Rick gets Shane back, exactly the way that he wants him. || Canon-Divergent AU || S2/S3.

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    After a mistaken one-nighter with his best friend Thomas, Minho finds himself in a very...compromising situation.

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    I enjoyed writing the horrible angst story from before so i decided to write a new one. Lots of angst, hurt and comfort from John followed by smutty goodness later. Will be updated as i write

    Not Beta'd, please comment! x

    *edit* Will give trigger warnings each chapter but please heed the tags. I can't handle the thought of upsetting somebody*

    ** I sometimes post a few chapters a day so i apologise if i spam you. I just write quickly**

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    What happened after Derek was kidnapped?

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    On the way home from a label party Louis makes a deal with Liam that allows him an orgasm in the car. Liam warns his boy there will be a price, but Louis can't think beyond the throbbing between his legs. Maybe pushing for five orgasms in a night will push Louis over the edge.

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    It's bizarre and completely impossible, yet it's real. Dan from 2009 wakes up 6 years in the future, faced with the familiar and older face of his best friend and idol, and the Dan he's replaced ends up on the hauntingly familiar train journey from Wokingham to Manchester, soon to be reunited with a Phil he hasn't seen for a very long time.

    A.K.A another 2009x2015 Phanfic.

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    “You have never once been careful in your entire life.” Bucky huffs out a laugh. He looks away. “Maybe I’m offended you didn’t think to ask me.” He says it like a joke, but he can’t bring himself to laugh again.

    “Bucky,” Steve says, scandalized. “You’re my friend. I’m not gonna use you to experiment sexually.”

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    Natsu was born with an odd condition in which his body barely absorbs any vitamins or nutrients from regular food, so Natsu is on handfuls of pills daily. If he doesn't get said pills, he becomes weak and fragile. Laxus is a rich playboy who always has one or two female accessories hanging off his arms, but when Laxus feels lonely and leases out a room he can't help but fall in love with the pinkette. One problem, Natsu hates the rich playboy type and Laxus is convinced he's straight.

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    High School AU

    The pupils of München Comprehensive are deep into the ever lasting winter term, boredom set in a long time ago, and now school seems to be the most hated place on the planet. But this doesn't strictly mean that nothing eventful ever happens...

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    Madara has always wanted to know the taste of his favorite nephew, so when the opportunity arises, he decides there has been enough waiting. Not like Itachi is able to resist him anyway. [MadaIta]

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    Blaine goes to Burts Repair shop to watch the guys from Glee rehearse for their Greased Lightin' scene. Entering the shop, he finds Finn speaking to a customer from Indiana named Axl Heck. Blaine wants to rehearse for his "Beauty Shop Dropout" part. He can't keep his pitch though, Axl offers to play the chords on his guitar. done, he put's it away but it breaks. How can Blaine repay Axl?

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    Mickey is an exchange student from Ukraine, doing his senior year of high school in America. During his stay with the Gallaghers, it's inevitable that he shakes up the household a little. Ian's not so sure he can deal with that, or if he can deal with Mickey.

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    Kaneki and Hide come to the mutual agreement to spice up their relationsihp. So Kaneki takes the initiative to wear the skirt.

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    Sometimes, someone else's new baby starts the biological time clock (that you didn't know you had) to ticking. (221b ficlet: 221 words and the last word starts with B)

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    If there's one thing Matt's good at it's rigging bets, Mello still hasn't learned this yet and continues to suffer the consequences.

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    Dean Winchester is on his way to the Annual Senior Camping Trip...and he really doesn't want to be there. He just wants to keep to himself and be left alone...but what happens when he finds something very special in the woods? NerdShy!Dean, creature fic, slow build of Destiel. Rated M for later chapters.

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