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    Lyllani is friends with a decent collection of people who are varying degrees of weird, including but not limited to a translator, a poet, and a woman who types exclusively in consonants (when she actually talks to anyone). She also somehow got hired into a little bakery owned and run by the heir to the entire Crocker Corporation name. Everything is not perfect and she fails at not thinking about that. Two phone calls and a troll do not help.
    Connected to Chance to Hope, but can be read separately.

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    Made for the @homestuckvalentine on tumblr as a gift for @phoneyogurt

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    Its a heist and they fight and they fuck and its redpitch because theyre angry

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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

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    Little HBPI writings

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    Aradia loves her job as the front desk clerk at her uncle's hotel. She really does. She loves hanging out with the inhabitants and practically living by herself. But she'll admit, taking care of all of the inhabitants needs can get exhausting. Especially when they're dead.

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    In which a human man and several adult rebels find themselves detained at the Condesce's pleasure wherein they proceed to be highly ungrateful for their lodgings and minimal torture. Starring our glorious and almighty ruler. Contains one (1) misuse of cigarettes, one (1) impressive round of fisticuffs, abundant mangrit, multiple escape attempts, flagrant misuse of shaving cream, several accidental quadrant based solicitations and a general air of treason. Unsuitable for trolls 6 sweeps and under.

    (though seriously mind those warnings the in the tags people)

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    Problem Sleuth is up to his eyeballs in missing persons, Ace Dick is up to his eyeballs in the hijinks of the increasingly powerful Midnight Crew, and Pickle Inspector is up to his eyeballs in a teleporting mansion outside of town. Poorly constructed metaphor aside, everyone's eyeballs are pretty tired. But there's no rest for the weary, as once the missing persons start to correlate with the mansion's peculiar residents, the city's underbelly only becomes more convoluted.

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    9/?
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    Kanaya Maryam is starting at Skaia Academy, the most difficult Hunter academy in Remnant. She deals with relationships, being gay, hunting monsters, and being a faunus with bat wings. Unfortunately, things get even more difficult when she uncovers conspiracies that will change all of Remnant forever.

    I'm not good at titles, tags, or summaries, but I can write like Alexander Hamilton. The fourth wall technically exists, but it's cracked in some places. Knowledge of RWBY isn't necessary, but it helps. Not really romance, so if that's what you're looking for, there are more fluffy fics elsewhere.

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    7/?
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    It's old! It's a crossover! it's mostly actually a Homestuck fic! It's TEMPLETRAPPED! This is an AU I wrote years and years ago when the inspiration struck, and the urging of a friend has led me to...put it out there, yeah, sure. It's not as good as any of my other work, but I hope you can enjoy it. AND! As an addition, if you guys want it, I can continue the story...eventually, I think.

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    Slick and Droog make a bet, with some unexpected results.

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    Legends foretold of cursed Aztec gold aren't anything to sneer at, but they certainly do make quite a story. The infamous privateering Midnight Crew is about to learn the hard way why blood money is best left alone-- and that even eternal life comes with a price.

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    Hearts has a dream. Clubs overhears.

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    Summary: It was supposed to the best four years of their life but things start to change with the kids. They start to develop powers thus making them go on the run. This is an AU fic where Sburb does not happen. The kids develop their god tier powers.

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    2/?
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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

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    6/?
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    When you hit the bottom, the only way you can go is up. So they say. Jack Noir had always hoped to skip that first part, but, there he was, marooned in the burned-out husk of a long-dead civilization, nothing to his name but some torn clothes and stone-cold grudge.

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    1/?
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    Diamonds never had the reverie that something as small as a cigarette can have such a negative impact on someone's life. As his world crashes around him he realizes that he's lucky Spades is always there. Midnight Crew AU

    (Originally uploaded on FF on December 25, 2014)

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    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

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    340
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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    99

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