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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Ever since he began living with the Midnight Crew, Karkat had gotten used to a lot of weird things happening. An alien girl falling out of the sky was not one of those things.

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    Upon the recovery a corpse, Spades Slick confirms the remains to be that of his own crew member, Diamonds Droog. After proceeding to discuss matters with Midnight City's renown detective, Problem Sleuth, Slick proceeds to a little bit of his own investigating and finds a more startling discovery about the relations between new rival gang called The Felt and the Detective Agency. (Human!AU)

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    The Felt have taken over New York City, forcing the Midnight Crew out to find new territory. On their way to who-knows-where, Droog decides to pull a move.
    I may continue the story depending on how much feedback I get.

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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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    Midnight City/Imaginary City crossover AU

    Spades Slick is the top mobster in Midnight City and he rules like a King. But lately, things have started to get curiously harder to control their game. The Felt is as stupid as always, that woman as scornful as ever... so what had rearranged the chess pieces? And what the hell is this mother-fucker doing with that stupid key and his stupid grin?!

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    So exactly how did the infamous Midnight Crew get placed taking care of a bunch of kids? Well this is how.

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you were really angry when your mom told you you couldn´t go with your friends to the cinema that day as a punishment for arriving at 3 am yesterday. It was moronic but your father agreed, so there wasn´t much to do about it.

    You don´t know if you regret or feel relief that you weren´t in the car with your three best friends and the brother of one of them.

    Everything changes when you discover the accident wasn´t really an accident but a murder attempt.

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    There are sixteen teenagers to be found at Skaia Mental Institute. This is their story of how they deal with their problems and get freedom. There will be sad pasts found out. There will be violence and hatred. Will all of them be able to get free? Read and found out.

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    13 years after the death of John Egbert, strange rumors started coming out of the town of Skaia. Upon hearing the new myths from her old town, an up and coming author, Rose Lalonde, flies down to check it out. After the ghost stories start carrying a lot more weight than she had anticipated, Rose calls some old friends and acquires the help of some odd teenagers in an attempt to get to the bottom of the whole ordeal.

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    Your brother has gone rogue, your best friend is insane, and you just want to make it through another night of being paraded before the Derse nobility and maybe get laid.

    But no. You had to meet her.

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    Kankri Vantas has PTSD over events he cannot remember, and with no trauma that he can recall. He still wants to fight for the people, and he understands the potential of a roll in the midnight crew.

    Gang life is something that needs to be kept a secret, but how can somebody who stays up past three function in a world where teenagers must go to class by 7:20?

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    Cronus Ampora is a jock, a drinker and a ladies man. Kankri Vantas... not so much. Kankri and Cronus never really hung out, never really even talked, but the first time Cronus set eyes on Kankri his heart jumped a little in his chest like nothing he had ever felt for a girl. He chose to deny it, and for years he had convinced himself it was a fluke. Now, due to the impeccable designs of fate, they're college roommates. How exactly is Cronus going to handle this when Kankri doesn't feel the same way? Or... could he? (I'm not great at summaries sorry)

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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    18/?
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    Fluff

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