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    Summary

    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,390,943
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    1168
    Kudos:
    1562
    Bookmarks:
    276
    Hits:
    85722
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    Reader is a mechanic with an aptitude for cybernetics that most don't know about. But Spades Slick isn't most. And he needs some help.

     

    (i'm sorry that i have brought this upon the world i never thought in my life i'd be writing a reader x fic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,167
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    165
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    Droog gets fed up. And its time Slick learned a lesson. Again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    111
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    Inspired by a writing prompt (I will link to the list in the author's notes).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,484
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    220
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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,050
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    268
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    Something's up with Slick. Droog makes it his job to find out what that something is, no matter how difficult Slick makes it for him.

     

    (off of my old account, there will be additional warnings and tags in the description to prevent spoilers)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,490
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    441
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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,732
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2621
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    Dirk Strider has long lived with the legacy of his brother's crimes against the Empress of Derse. When she finally comes to him with an offer to repay the debt he has no choice but to accept, and so he finds himself in the golden palace of Prospit, seeking to kill a King.

    But there's a different game in play than the one he believed he was a part of, and his place in it is not what he expected. The Empress never intended to kill the King of the Sun, but to make a pawn of a Prince instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    99,045
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    3233
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,089
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    185
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    A story. One that you felt the need to make sure didn't go unknown. The story Spades Slick told that night that he sat down with you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,572
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    265
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    Die finally gets his revenge against the Midnight Crew in a bloody mess of fun, but his plan backfires somehow. It's him against the odds with a little help from voodoo and dark magics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    130
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    Diamonds may make friends quickly, but the cards are not as pale as they seem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,631
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    157
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    On a late night stroll gone wrong Deuce finds a couple of kids he's never seen. Ofcourse he can't help but feel bad for them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,076
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    192
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    The Midnight Crew is preparing for what could be a much needed success. But Diamonds Droog is uncertain that Spades Slick will be able to deliver them to it, all due to a recent predicament that has interfered with his boss's peace of mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,865
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    104
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    4 stabdads, 4 stabkids, a mob of green puppet men led by a sentient cueball, and a missing private eye.

    Add conflict, bloodshed, and a healthy dose of death.

    Mix well, and repeat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,271
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    93
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    Slick groaned. Blood dripping from many of the open wounds that covered his body. This wasn't like him at all. No, not the blood, or wounds that was definitely a Slick thing. No, the thing that was off about this. Was the fact that slick was being held captive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,694
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    184
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    Summary

    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,785
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    218
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    There’s a dead horse in the back of their truck.

    This isn’t a metaphor or particularly abstract figure of speech. No, there’s definitely a horse crumpled up in the back of Boxcar’s pickup truck, and it’s definitely finished living.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,008
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    171
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,296
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    309
    Kudos:
    525
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    11094

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