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    I'm really something bad at summaries, but, um, just, warning I guess for violence and creepiness. Yeah, Um, right, so Dave and his Bro are just escaped monsters. They went back to their abandoned apartment and that's where it all starts.

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    “He’s got trolls too, Boxcars.” His eyes are serious and there’s a fire burning there you haven’t seen in a long time. You feel like taking Caliborn’s neck between your hands and strangling the life out of him yourself.

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    This is an exploration on the darker side of the petstuck au. The Midnight Crew comes across a mutant red troll in the most horrific of places. They save him, and with the developing parental feelings, find that there are more things worth living for on this earth than drugs and money.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    So this all came about because I wondered what would happen if everybody was in the mob. This is what would happen apparently. It's just a bunch of dabbles and short fics about the cast and what happens when you give a bunch of goobers weapons training and a lack of moral standards. Enjoy CrewStuck!

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    Summary: It was supposed to the best four years of their life but things start to change with the kids. They start to develop powers thus making them go on the run. This is an AU fic where Sburb does not happen. The kids develop their god tier powers.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    112/?
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    “Jesus fuck Silas. Warn a man before sneakin up on him.” he panted with an exasperated tone, causing the corners of Slick’s soft lips twitch upward on his black shelled face before turning into a soft frown once more. “Dulio, you almost never play that tune unless somethin’s up. Wanna talk?” came the Greek’s reply. Droog shook his head, “No. There is nothing to talk about.” he replied curtly, trying to dissuade the subject before it ended in tears falling from his eyes. Nobody knew of Droog’s birthday or what happened on it, or why he never celebrated it. They’d all asked, but he easily evaded their questions and managed to change the subject too.

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    Slick's doing stuff that's compromising the Midnight Crew, and Droog doesn't approve.

    It's set in an AU, I guess? I dunno, I'm just kinda...writing. Take it how you will, just don't try and apply it canonically.
    -Addendum: Yes. Definitely AU. Don't apply anything to anything.
    ...Well. Besides shipping things along with me. But that's besides the point. x3

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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    Cronus Ampora is a jock, a drinker and a ladies man. Kankri Vantas... not so much. Kankri and Cronus never really hung out, never really even talked, but the first time Cronus set eyes on Kankri his heart jumped a little in his chest like nothing he had ever felt for a girl. He chose to deny it, and for years he had convinced himself it was a fluke. Now, due to the impeccable designs of fate, they're college roommates. How exactly is Cronus going to handle this when Kankri doesn't feel the same way? Or... could he? (I'm not great at summaries sorry)

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    Eridan, a young cross-dresser and recent collage dropout with no job decides to move to a new city and join a gay strip club, where he meets some unexpected faces from the past.

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    Midnight Crew VS Team Sleuth

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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    Basically, Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog get a bit drunk, which leads to some shenanigans involving the bedroom.

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    Ever since he began living with the Midnight Crew, Karkat had gotten used to a lot of weird things happening. An alien girl falling out of the sky was not one of those things.

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    Upon the recovery a corpse, Spades Slick confirms the remains to be that of his own crew member, Diamonds Droog. After proceeding to discuss matters with Midnight City's renown detective, Problem Sleuth, Slick proceeds to a little bit of his own investigating and finds a more startling discovery about the relations between new rival gang called The Felt and the Detective Agency. (Human!AU)

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    The Felt have taken over New York City, forcing the Midnight Crew out to find new territory. On their way to who-knows-where, Droog decides to pull a move.
    I may continue the story depending on how much feedback I get.

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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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