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    A complex, harrowing dystopian work- WDYMICD explores Dirk Strider's transition from a human mortal, to an immortal android in a cruel society with a caste based on intelligence. Livid and restless, he is forced to live with Jake English, a relentlessly happy gun fanatic with dreams of leaving the city of Alternia. As time passes and their relationship deepens, the city around them gradually unravels into something more horrifying than anyone could have ever anticipated.

    Language:
    English
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    39,748
    Chapters:
    18/35
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    440
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,177,289
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    896
    Kudos:
    967
    Bookmarks:
    202
    Hits:
    52447
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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,597
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    478
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    135,964
    Chapters:
    135/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3314
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    808
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    9
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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,619
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2833
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    hint: Dave and Karkat are not master detectives. In fact they are not detectives at all-- theyre just ordinary people trying to get to the bottom of a murder mystery.

    Alternately titled: The Worst Mystery You've Ever Read

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,845
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    49
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    It's late at night in Felt Manor, and Boxcars has lost his head again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,478
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    26
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    Diamonds Droog gets a drunk call in the middle of the night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69
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    Jake English has been hunting demons since he was a child, but he's never dealt with a demon like Dirk Strider.Dirk Strider has been avoiding humans since his older brother died, but he's taken a liking to a certain persistent hunter.For a year, Jake has done his best to track the Strider down, but he can never seem to pinpoint his location during the daytime. It's become infuriating, so Jake has to take what he's given and hunt Dirk in his element- at night. And for a year he's managed to merely run in place, as none of their scraps ever lead toward one of their victories. That is, until Jake makes the dire mistake of underestimating his enemy, and finds himself trapped; unarmed and exhausted with nothing but a charm at his disposal.John Egbert has been planning a trip to surprise his cousin Jake a few days before his birthday, and finds the dueling pair just in time.With a high class demon after Jake, John convinces him to let him stay for the winter, reasoning that two hunters are better than one, but with Dirk's mind set solely on catching Jake, protecting his older cousin is going to be harder than John had thought. And When an old enemy comes into the picture, things get even more complicated for Jake and his family

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,392
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    291
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3653
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    Adjusting to life on the Battleship Condescension is hard. Getting used to the fact that everyone knows you're a mutant is harder. Dealing with Spades Slick is a fucking nightmare, especially when you aren't sure from one day to the next whether he's going to lose what little patience he has and fucking eviscerate you.

    But you suppose it's better than the alternative.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,158
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    3532
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    You're new to Midnight City. Like really new. Like: 'I just graduated and I'm on my own' type new. But with the fucking heirchy of politics that created a recession of sorts, you're right now living off unemployment. Your shitty apartment is what you can manage and still be able to eat and occasionally take the Midnight City Public Transportation system to explore the sights. The day that you finally finish moving in, you hop on the MCPT bus and come acoss a small jazz bar.

    Little do you know, your life is about to change drastically and all because of one man in a mob of four.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,235
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    194
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    Eridan, a young cross-dresser and recent collage dropout with no job decides to move to a new city and join a gay strip club, where he meets some unexpected faces from the past.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,036
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    736
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    "You know you can always judge a place by their bouncer."

    A collection of stories surrounding a nightclub and its patrons.
    Each chapter will be in first-person from one of a few protagonists. How many, I'm not sure, but most likely no more than three.
    Characters and tags will be introduced as they appear in the story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,260
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    68
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    Karkat is a 16 year old troll who lives with his mobster dad. When it's time for them to move Karkat, Aradia, Tavros and Sollux make new friends and even find love.

    Warning: Smut in later chapters

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,687
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    414
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    Cronus Ampora is a jock, a drinker and a ladies man. Kankri Vantas... not so much. Kankri and Cronus never really hung out, never really even talked, but the first time Cronus set eyes on Kankri his heart jumped a little in his chest like nothing he had ever felt for a girl. He chose to deny it, and for years he had convinced himself it was a fluke. Now, due to the impeccable designs of fate, they're college roommates. How exactly is Cronus going to handle this when Kankri doesn't feel the same way? Or... could he? (I'm not great at summaries sorry)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,225
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1195
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    A game can glitch. It's normal, in some cases. But when a game brings back the dead, you know something's not right. Sgrub - the game that ruined the trolls' lives. After they escaped to a meteor in the Veil, Alternia exploded. Gone. Completely obliterated. Then - their ancestors appeared. Flickering like holograms before finally becoming solid. They were dead, of course - those glowing white eyes gave it away. Except the Condesce. Now, the trolls and their ancestors are hurtling through space at an ungodly speed.
    CRASH.
    They created the humans. Now they have to get to know them.
    And another glitch? The way they traveled through space, they went through a time rift.
    Welcome to medieval Earth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,356
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    182
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    Clubs leaves a furry, friendly surprise in the hideout for Droog to discover. Shenanigans and hijinks ensue.
    Droog obviously doesn't approve of pets.

    Set in a universe where the Midnight Crew and dogs exist on the same planet, obviously. xD

    (p.s. only rated teen for language i don't really intend for anything crazy to happen herein)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    802
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    34
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    Wherein Eridan Ampora, heir to the Orphaner shipping/privateering empire, is kidnapped and beat up by nefarious villains for blackmail purposes while Dave Strider, his bodyguard/moirail, is bound to a wall and unable to intervene; featuring graphic pacification inappropriate for grubs under six.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69
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    i told my friend gold i would write every single one of these aus for boxdroog. ive made a mistake

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    835
    Chapters:
    1/13
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    55

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