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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    1,098,528
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    774
    Kudos:
    790
    Bookmarks:
    175
    Hits:
    42265
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

    Language:
    English
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    119,820
    Chapters:
    119/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2634
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    Clubs Deuce has time powers, able to step out of the time flow. Spades Slick told him never to use it, but when he forced to use them to save himself in battle, what will come of it?

    Language:
    English
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    1,550
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    25
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    Your name is SPADES SLICK and you were only trying to teach the Felt a pointed lesson in respect around here. You weren't expecting to see her ever again.

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    2,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    18
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    In which the Beforus and Alternian trolls are children at the Trollian daycare! Their Ancestors are their guardians. In Trollian, not only to the caretakers have to take care of the younger children, they have to teach the older children as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,660
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    All you want is the bail forms for your father finished so both of you can get out of this hell hole alive and hopefully without you slapping this policeman's face because if he says ‘sweet cheeks’ one more time you will have to pay extra on a new account of murder.

    Language:
    English
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    1,137
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    35
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    Brawler has to go to work. AD doesn't want him to go. There's breakfast and kissing.

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    English
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    840
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    Angry Delinquent just got bottom surgery, and can finally pee out of his dick.

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    Language:
    English
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    430
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
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    The Draconian Dignitary and the Hegemonic Brute have too much free time. Well, not really. They make the most of it.

    Language:
    English
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    2,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    32
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    As sure as the outlying desert is hot, when a strange circus sets up just on the outskirts of midnight city, encroaching on the claimed territory of a local preforming troupe known as the midnight crew, trouble starts begins brewing, and one of the most heated rivalries in midnight city's history ensues

    Language:
    English
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    431
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    14
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    I'm really something bad at summaries, but, um, just, warning I guess for violence and creepiness. Yeah, Um, right, so Dave and his Bro are just escaped monsters. They went back to their abandoned apartment and that's where it all starts.

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    English
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    4,736
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    3
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    “He’s got trolls too, Boxcars.” His eyes are serious and there’s a fire burning there you haven’t seen in a long time. You feel like taking Caliborn’s neck between your hands and strangling the life out of him yourself.

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    This is an exploration on the darker side of the petstuck au. The Midnight Crew comes across a mutant red troll in the most horrific of places. They save him, and with the developing parental feelings, find that there are more things worth living for on this earth than drugs and money.

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    English
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    2,011
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    275
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    So this all came about because I wondered what would happen if everybody was in the mob. This is what would happen apparently. It's just a bunch of dabbles and short fics about the cast and what happens when you give a bunch of goobers weapons training and a lack of moral standards. Enjoy CrewStuck!

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    English
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    2,607
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    70
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    Summary: It was supposed to the best four years of their life but things start to change with the kids. They start to develop powers thus making them go on the run. This is an AU fic where Sburb does not happen. The kids develop their god tier powers.

    Language:
    English
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    16,565
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    223
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    “Jesus fuck Silas. Warn a man before sneakin up on him.” he panted with an exasperated tone, causing the corners of Slick’s soft lips twitch upward on his black shelled face before turning into a soft frown once more. “Dulio, you almost never play that tune unless somethin’s up. Wanna talk?” came the Greek’s reply. Droog shook his head, “No. There is nothing to talk about.” he replied curtly, trying to dissuade the subject before it ended in tears falling from his eyes. Nobody knew of Droog’s birthday or what happened on it, or why he never celebrated it. They’d all asked, but he easily evaded their questions and managed to change the subject too.

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    2,374
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    58
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    Slick's doing stuff that's compromising the Midnight Crew, and Droog doesn't approve.

     

    It's set in an AU, I guess? I dunno, I'm just kinda...writing. Take it how you will, just don't try and apply it canonically.
    -Addendum: Yes. Definitely AU. Don't apply anything to anything.
    ...Well. Besides shipping things along with me. But that's besides the point. x3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,216
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,555
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    729
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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    123,710
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    509
    Bookmarks:
    107
    Hits:
    16582
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    Cronus Ampora is a jock, a drinker and a ladies man. Kankri Vantas... not so much. Kankri and Cronus never really hung out, never really even talked, but the first time Cronus set eyes on Kankri his heart jumped a little in his chest like nothing he had ever felt for a girl. He chose to deny it, and for years he had convinced himself it was a fluke. Now, due to the impeccable designs of fate, they're college roommates. How exactly is Cronus going to handle this when Kankri doesn't feel the same way? Or... could he? (I'm not great at summaries sorry)

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    English
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    11,629
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    764
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    Eridan, a young cross-dresser and recent collage dropout with no job decides to move to a new city and join a gay strip club, where he meets some unexpected faces from the past.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,515
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    573

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