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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    English
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    1,226,182
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    926
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    1053
    Bookmarks:
    210
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    A Homestuck AU featuring a large portion of the cast in a university setting. John and Jane are twins who wish to start up an extracurricular big band with their family and friends. Lots of relationships to be explored. Rated E for mature themes to come.

    Language:
    English
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    7,205
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    123
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    Patrick Sloan, a problem sleuth of the "highest" caliber, and his associates "Ace" Dick Dunn and Peter Inesco attempt to hire the infamous gang of ne'er-do-wells known as The Midnight Crew to help them crack a case that has had him puzzled for some time now. --- This limited edition of the ongoing story's first act collects and refurbishes the previously separate Troubles of a Legitimate Businessman, Associates of a Legitimate Businessman, Secrets of a Legitimate Businessman, Investigation of a Legitimate Businessman, and Lifestyle of a Legitimate Businessman in one multichaptered work for ease of access and new insights. Come read this newer, more definitive edition of the fic that people are calling "hardboiled" and "sparsely updated"!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,069
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    25
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    Strange stuff has been going down since the murder of Wayward Vagabond. An AI's taken over his computer, his murderer is nowhere to be found, and nobody expected what was coming.

    This is the end of the line.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,007
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    62
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    A series of shorts, shipping snippets written at school.

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    English
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    823
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    19
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

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    English
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    40,451
    Chapters:
    18/20
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1703
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    Eridan, a young cross-dresser and recent collage dropout with no job decides to move to a new city and join a gay strip club, where he meets some unexpected faces from the past.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,815
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    854
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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    Language:
    English
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    43,180
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1197
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    After your bus didn't show up, you decided to walk home.
    Little did you know that your whole night was about to be turned upside down after stumbling into a certain someone.

    Language:
    English
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    2,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    136,086
    Chapters:
    136/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    3461
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    When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.

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    English
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    3,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Illustrations for Ecanus' "Tick Tock". Originally posted on Tumblr.

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    English
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    0
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    A story. One that you felt the need to make sure didn't go unknown. The story Spades Slick told that night that he sat down with you.

    Language:
    English
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    549
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    46
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    Cronus Ampora is a jock, a drinker and a ladies man. Kankri Vantas... not so much. Kankri and Cronus never really hung out, never really even talked, but the first time Cronus set eyes on Kankri his heart jumped a little in his chest like nothing he had ever felt for a girl. He chose to deny it, and for years he had convinced himself it was a fluke. Now, due to the impeccable designs of fate, they're college roommates. How exactly is Cronus going to handle this when Kankri doesn't feel the same way? Or... could he? (I'm not great at summaries sorry)

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    English
    Words:
    22,344
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1528
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    Something's up with Slick. Droog makes it his job to find out what that something is, no matter how difficult Slick makes it for him.

    Language:
    English
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    1,998
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    47
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    Dirk Strider isn't exactly your average teenage boy, considering he's a world class assassin. However, when he's framed for the death of a public government official, he's hauled in by the F.B.I, and in order to escape jail must assassinate Jake English; heir to a large drug dynasty run by Lord English. Thinking it will be no problem, Dirk rushes head first into the mission to get back to earning money, but finds a problem when feelings for Jake emerge. The two decide to escape, but along the way they get caught up in past and recent rivalries, which may give them answers to questions they didn't know they were asking.

    ((So, I'm going to start editing the few chapters I've already posted, because, frankly, this is not my best work with my writing. I'm also going to attempt to get on an updating schedule, but, depending on how things go, I may or may not be able to roll with that. However, I'll do my best to post if this isn't going to be updated for a little while. Thanks for reading!))

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    English
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    9,985
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    557
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    Clubs leaves a furry, friendly surprise in the hideout for Droog to discover. Shenanigans and hijinks ensue.
    Droog obviously doesn't approve of pets.

    Set in a universe where the Midnight Crew and dogs exist on the same planet, obviously. xD

    (p.s. only rated teen for language i don't really intend for anything crazy to happen herein)

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    English
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    1,709
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
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    61
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    A complex, harrowing dystopian work- WDYMICD explores Dirk Strider's transition from a human mortal, to an immortal android in a cruel society with a caste based on intelligence. Livid and restless, he is forced to live with Jake English, a relentlessly happy gun fanatic with dreams of leaving the city of Alternia. As time passes and their relationship deepens, the city around them gradually unravels into something more horrifying than anyone could have ever anticipated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,737
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    615
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,856
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    277
    Kudos:
    423
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    8841
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    808
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    28

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