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    Well fuck it's this shit again YAY
    I tried.. again
    I hope it's as good
    blah blah blah it's about a band camp yes there is buttsex in the first chapter
    they all have plash rumps BTW
    it's not cracktastic jus' saying

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    Have you ever wondered what happens to the kids that die in Battlestuck?

    If you ever have anything you want to add or suggest, please feel free to do so! I appreciate all feedback, and I love CONSTRUCTIVE critisism. Message me on this blog (battlestuck-afterlife.tumblr.com) and leave your suggestions in the comments below.

    I also want to dedicate my story to the authors and artists that made Battlestuck for making the incredible fanfiction that kickstarted my own.

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    9/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you think something might be wrong with you.

    You're not sure exactly when it started. It was little things, at first, things that happened to everybody except they happened to you a lot more. Picking things up without remembering why, walking into rooms without even realizing it. Saying one thing when you meant to say another. Little things. But you've noticed that now it's not so easy to play off any more.

    Fuck.

    --

    Karkat has DID. The other Trolls are his alters. Things continue from there.

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    13/?
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    It's a davekat, neighbor au. I'm working on making this long and developmental. I'm talkin the daily lives of Dave and Karkat living next to each other as they discover their feelings. This baby is gonna have holiday chapters. Can I get a holla? It is 2:17 in the morning and I will regret and edit this summary later!

    *Edit* I have decided to keep this summary as it perfectly sums everything up.

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    20/20
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    14/?
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    A Horrorterror deal gone wrong makes the whole Midnight Crew regret Slick's mistake. Now Midnight City is plunged into chaos and the Crew's lives are at stake as they slowly begin to loose themselves. Will the Crew be able to right their wrong in time before they become slaves to the Horrorterrors? Or will they succumb to the dark whispers and kill everyone that stands in their way?

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    So the day's almost here, the moment of truth, the final event, the big group party takedown of The Felt. The Midnight Crew's here. Team Sleuth is here. Patrick Sloan, Peter Inesco and "Ace" Dick Dunn sit down around the table with Jack Noir, Paolo Diamante, Clint Duccio and Hank Bachman to lay out their plans, say their peace, then head out their separate ways before the big heist. And prepare yourself, because we're introducing something you've never seen in A Legitimate Businessman before: CHAPTERS!!!!

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    Eridan, a young cross-dresser and recent collage dropout with no job decides to move to a new city and join a gay strip club, where he meets some unexpected faces from the past.

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    6
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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    6/?
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    1
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you were really angry when your mom told you you couldn´t go with your friends to the cinema that day as a punishment for arriving at 3 am yesterday. It was moronic but your father agreed, so there wasn´t much to do about it.

    You don´t know if you regret or feel relief that you weren´t in the car with your three best friends and the brother of one of them.

    Everything changes when you discover the accident wasn´t really an accident but a murder attempt.

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    "So a REALLY GOOD DD/PS fic just finished up here on the meme, and I need more.

    My idea is this: They've already gotten together, and Sleuth wants to go out somewhere for a nice date, but as he's new to this whole dating other men thing, he's embarrassed to be seen in public with Droog.

    THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION IS TO DRESS UP LIKE HYSTERICAL DAME. And look really, really good while doing it. Droog approves.

    Bonus if PS gets PI and AD to help him dress up, and they tail him and find out about his relationship with DD.

    BONUS BONUS if the rest of the Crew comes along and start hitting on PS because he's hot. Slick then proceeds to flip the fuck out when he finds out that it's really PS.

    I JUST NEED THIS LIKE BURNING GUYS."

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    "Licorice is a drug to carapaces.

    A drug that Slick gets incredibly giggly and happy while on.

    Therefore, Slick having giggly happy stoned!sex with someone. Preferrably someone he's not usually paired up with, like Boxcars or Deuce.

    Bonus if Slick turns out to be amazing in bed while stoned."

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    Follow the story of Homestuck from the perspective of one of its villains, Jack Noir as he goes from Archagent to Sovereign Slayer. Follow his rise to power as he uses his monarch's ring to wreak havoc across his session and then obliterates the next. What could possibly stop his bloody trail if the gods in his session were no match for him? Perhaps the one with the other ring?

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    3/?
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    One day, for no particular reason, Dave Strider finds himself unstuck in time and ends up messing with a dangerous criminal. From their vantage point in normal chronology, the readers boggle vacantly at his non-linear shenanigans, with only the assistance of "Items"--useful illustrations--to give them any idea what his personal order of events is. Highly experimental, may be confusing. Requires some degree of brainwork.

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    "Clubs Deuce was a simple man; he never really seemed to need much. Childish and free, everything he did was for fun and for his crew-no- friends.

    Clubs Deuce can tell you the most important, precious moment of his life, easily. The day his son was born.

     

    Bonuses
    Clubs is Korean (because Humanstuck!Sollux is fucking Korean. I do not know why.)
    It's Clubs and baby!Sollux fluff.
    A wild Spades Slick appears.
    A playdate with other mafia children occurs. And is sickeningly adorabloodthirst (because they are the spawn of badass mafia lords dammit.)"

    Kinkmeme fill: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/12138.html?thread=24871530#t24871530

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    I don't care how you do it. I don't care who you murder, what you burn or who gets caught in the crossfire. Follow my orders, see your objectives complete and I will reward you like kings, you will be untouchable. Fail and I will see to it that your corpses will be the first I tread upon as I walk into the city and take it for myself. Let me make this clear, you are disposable, you are pathetic and you are worthless in the long run, and only if you prove yourselves now will I consider keeping you as I move onto greater things. Now get to work. -Orders from English-

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    Spades Slick has far retired from any gang activity. It got a bit too hectic after some incidents involving a past lover. So when he finds a rare blooded mutant troll in the middle of his backyard while his children played tag, how far will he go to find out who, what, and why this happened. Plus, he want's her glasses back as well.

    (Cough,WIP will don't know how long it takes for an update.)

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    Clubs has got a crush on a fellow gangster.

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    Sburb is a city that exists in a dimension parallel to the one we know. Although it doesn't touch our universe, it has a great amount of influence over it. It's about as big as a small state and divided into many different sections, almost all of which are plagued by monsters. If a monster were to ever enter Skaia, the center of the city, it would be able to enter any number of the worlds in our universe.

    Enter John Egbert, a boy who wakes up in the LOWAS district, a place constantly shielded from the sun by clouds. He doesn't know how he got there, or why he's wearing a blue shirt with a strange symbol on it. As he stumbles through the city, he meets up with the Street-Tiers, an assortment of kids around his age from multiple different planets who fight the monsters and protect the other worlds

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    Chapters:
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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