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    Diamonds never had the reverie that something as small as a cigarette can have such a negative impact on someone's life. As his world crashes around him he realizes that he's lucky Spades is always there. Midnight Crew AU

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    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

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    My Tol Son <3

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    These are short weird writings about the short carapace that we all know and love.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    This is a bit of a story about my OC's interactions with the Midnight Crew, that come about due to him being the gardener for The Felt as well as a general handyman and exterminator. A lot of complicated dynamics, interrogation, and background/foreground slickdroogsleuth and deuceboxcars. Also there is a bit of oc x canon, albeit not flushed, so you've been warned of my indulgence.

    I love feedback, don't hesitate to tell me what worked and what didn't please!

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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

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    Or: The Exploits Of The Destructive Duo Of Doom And Rage, Hunting Down The Agents Of Derse

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    4 stabdads, 4 stabkids, a mob of green puppet men led by a sentient cueball, and a missing private eye.

    Add conflict, bloodshed, and a healthy dose of death.

    Mix well, and repeat.

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    Legends foretold of cursed Aztec gold aren't anything to sneer at, but they certainly do make quite a story. The infamous privateering Midnight Crew is about to learn the hard way why blood money is best left alone-- and that even eternal life comes with a price.

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    Reader is a mechanic with an aptitude for cybernetics that most don't know about. But Spades Slick isn't most. And he needs some help.

     

    (i'm sorry that i have brought this upon the world i never thought in my life i'd be writing a reader x fic)

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    Droog gets fed up. And its time Slick learned a lesson. Again.

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    Inspired by a writing prompt (I will link to the list in the author's notes).

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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

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    Something's up with Slick. Droog makes it his job to find out what that something is, no matter how difficult Slick makes it for him.

     

    (off of my old account, there will be additional warnings and tags in the description to prevent spoilers)

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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    Dirk Strider has long lived with the legacy of his brother's crimes against the Empress of Derse. When she finally comes to him with an offer to repay the debt he has no choice but to accept, and so he finds himself in the golden palace of Prospit, seeking to kill a King.

    But there's a different game in play than the one he believed he was a part of, and his place in it is not what he expected. The Empress never intended to kill the King of the Sun, but to make a pawn of a Prince instead.

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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

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    A story. One that you felt the need to make sure didn't go unknown. The story Spades Slick told that night that he sat down with you.

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    8/?
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