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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    English
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    14/?
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    41
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    114
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    16
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    Dirk Strider has long lived with the legacy of his brother's crimes against the Empress of Derse. When she finally comes to him with an offer to repay the debt he has no choice but to accept, and so he finds himself in the golden palace of Prospit, seeking to kill a King.

    But there's a different game in play than the one he believed he was a part of, and his place in it is not what he expected. The Empress never intended to kill the King of the Sun, but to make a pawn of a Prince instead.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    99
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    183
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    36
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    2061
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    A story. One that you felt the need to make sure didn't go unknown. The story Spades Slick told that night that he sat down with you.

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    English
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    1,430
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    184
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    Your name is MS. PAINT and you are WORRIED SICK.

    It is three sixteen in the morning. You know this because you have been alternately pacing the living room and watching the clock for the last three hours. Your husband promised to be home by midnight. Short night, he said, just gonna play a little poker with the boys, don't fret, dollface.

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    English
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    1,098
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    41
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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

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    English
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    4,587
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    156
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    Subject: Dignitary

    "Fuck I messed up the new dignitary. Should we just destroy it now? The idea's been eating at me for days."

    "Naw man just let Noir deal with it. There's no point in making another Dignitary when we know they're probably going to get killed either way. How many Dignitaries does a guy need to 'disappear' before he's satisfied."

    It's a known fact that Moirails were nearly impossible among perfectly cloned Carapacians. The only reason it wasn't fully impossible was because Jack is a stubborn bastard who stabs to death all societal norms.

    Language:
    English
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    7,354
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    62
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

    ---

    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,287,959
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1064
    Kudos:
    1345
    Bookmarks:
    263
    Hits:
    75374
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    Your name is Calico Stubs. You belong to a race of alien species called the Felakits. Your kind my look like a humanoid cross between lizard and cat. But you be damned if some chump waves a little feathered toy in front of your face. And calls you a "good kitty".
    No.
    You and your people worked to hard to be just ridiculed. Your plant Chimera, it has faced to much. To many civil wars, and the great wars. Many corrupted leaders on your planet telling "their people" that this was the "final" stand. Albeit times have changed since "The Final Great War" with nation's finally working together "for peace". And despite being different races, Felakits of many diversities have seemingly forgotten the endless clash of warfare. "Were a 'civilized' species" cry out the international council. "We've changed!" They say once more to any outside civilization.

    Because in the end trading pacts and peace treaties don't matter. Profit only matters.

    That's were your Boss comes in.
    They want to take a piece of this Midnight City.
    If striking up this deal will make your boss happy. Then damn well your going to get the job done.

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    English
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    1,706
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Things are beginning to click.

    It’s a puzzle, a massive test, and it matters. It’s not one that a person would do in kindergarten.
    It’s a choice between life or death.

    Dean Dracon, now heir to a dead queen's throne, isn't prepared for the pressure of taking on the task.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    3,341
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    39
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    In the years following The End every member of the party has found a way to move on, except John. Instead he lives a life of mediocrity, the memory of godhood and freedom sitting in the back of his head taunting him with what he will never be again. And then a deceptively simple job lands him in the employ of a powerful man with few scruples and less mercy. But hey, at least John found his adventure. Right?

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    English
    Words:
    681
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    80
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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,538
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    175
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    What's an antsy, impatient muscle-man for the Crew going to do when all's you have is time on your hands?

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    English
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    6,067
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    77
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    Dirk Strider is a ghost. Somehow Jake English can see him. Shit happens. They are not the main focus of the story, except the kind of are? I dunno, it's equally spread between all the other characters, except not really. Like I said before though, shit happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,168
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    191
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    Vriska Serket lived her life in simple definitions. No matter how hard people tried to preach a grey area between black and white, she knew that most things boiled down to a single principal. She was a kleptomaniac, that girl over there with the cane was disabled, the "City of Light" was a utopia, etcetera.

    But as her world collided with that of Terezi Pyrope, she began to see the facets beyond the definitions. She began to see the stories.

    She began to see the shadows within her world of light.

    Language:
    English
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    36,767
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    419
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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

    Language:
    English
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    15,913
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    234
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    Dave Strider is, most likely, fucked.

    After a brutal run-in with the Galactic Federation Rebels who call themselves 'Trolls', Dave is left with a barely functional ship, a crew of four to man it, and a single pair of badass shades.

    Also the weakpoint of the entire Rebellion, and therefore the knowledge of how to beat them.

    All he has to do is travel across the galaxy.

    No pressure.

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    English
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    3,787
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    13
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    132
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    A series of shorts, shipping snippets written at school.

    Language:
    English
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    2,836
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    13
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    246
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    There was a stinging sort of irony in the fact that it was a blade that did him in

    Language:
    English
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    2,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    106
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    Following the events of A Hard Day's Night.
    Slick pairs up with Hearts during a heist as an excuse to have a potential feelings jam. Things are said, people are murdered, and Droog is less than amused.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100
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    Something's up with Slick. Droog makes it his job to find out what that something is, no matter how difficult Slick makes it for him.

     

    (off of my old account, there will be additional warnings and tags in the description to prevent spoilers)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,454
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    166

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