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    Deadeye Detective is drugged, and things aren't right.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    6
    Kudos:
    33
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    1
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    321
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    33/33
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    1782
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    When you hit the bottom, the only way you can go is up. So they say. Jack Noir had always hoped to skip that first part, but, there he was, marooned in the burned-out husk of a long-dead civilization, nothing to his name but some torn clothes and stone-cold grudge.

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    1/?
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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

    Language:
    English
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    16,289
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    502
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    Diamonds never had the reverie that something as small as a cigarette can have such a negative impact on someone's life. As his world crashes around him he realizes that he's lucky Spades is always there. Midnight Crew AU

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    5
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    Years ago, the Midnight Crew were the terror of the Eastern Seaboard. It wasn't an easy life, being English's archenemies, with all the other gangs on their asses half the time and the Feds the other half, but Droog wouldn't have traded it for anything in the god damn world.

    Then they got old, and they had kids relying on them.

    Nowadays things are pretty quiet, most of the time. English has been dead for years, the Felt cut down in the last gang war, all but the ones who were civilized enough to make a peace with. Crime made them rich enough to live out their days, and they've squirreled themselves and their money and their kids away in Middle America where the Feds will never find them. Not that easy, of course. A life of crime and violence doesn't really prepare you for raising kids, or for how exactly to deal with people who don't think you deserve to exist when you can't hit back without drawing attention to yourselves.

    But all things considered, it's a pretty good life.

    Language:
    English
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    8,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    205
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    1,061
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    52
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    My Tol Son <3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    829
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    These are short weird writings about the short carapace that we all know and love.

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    This is a bit of a story about my OC's interactions with the Midnight Crew, that come about due to him being the gardener for The Felt as well as a general handyman and exterminator. A lot of complicated dynamics, interrogation, and background/foreground slickdroogsleuth and deuceboxcars. Also there is a bit of oc x canon, albeit not flushed, so you've been warned of my indulgence.

    I love feedback, don't hesitate to tell me what worked and what didn't please!

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    English
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    23,127
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    44
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    In a world where humans and trolls live together, there are certain individuals who can unlock awesome powers. These individuals are called God tiers. When a huge threat hovers over the world, it's up to these individuals to save it.

    Language:
    English
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    20,226
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    475
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    Or: The Exploits Of The Destructive Duo Of Doom And Rage, Hunting Down The Agents Of Derse

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    English
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    2,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    On a late night stroll, Deuce finds a couple of kids he's never seen. Of course, he can't help but feel bad for them.

    Language:
    English
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    9,284
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    337
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    4 stabdads, 4 stabkids, a mob of green puppet men led by a sentient cueball, and a missing private eye.

    Add conflict, bloodshed, and a healthy dose of death.

    Mix well, and repeat.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    27
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    Legends foretold of cursed Aztec gold aren't anything to sneer at, but they certainly do make quite a story. The infamous privateering Midnight Crew is about to learn the hard way why blood money is best left alone-- and that even eternal life comes with a price.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,266
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    82
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    Reader is a mechanic with an aptitude for cybernetics that most don't know about. But Spades Slick isn't most. And he needs some help.

     

    (i'm sorry that i have brought this upon the world i never thought in my life i'd be writing a reader x fic)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,167
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    270
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    Droog gets fed up. And its time Slick learned a lesson. Again.

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    English
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    1,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    Inspired by a writing prompt (I will link to the list in the author's notes).

    Language:
    English
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    2,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    11
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    2
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    116
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    Something's up with Slick. Droog makes it his job to find out what that something is, no matter how difficult Slick makes it for him.

     

    (off of my old account, there will be additional warnings and tags in the description to prevent spoilers)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,490
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    587
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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,732
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2755

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