1 - 20 of 185 Works in Gym Class Heroes

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    At last! Another victory for Better Living Industries and our hard working exterminators out in the desert, working hard to take down the threat of Killjoys and Rebels who want to make things difficult for you, the loyal citizens of Battery City, to have a more perfect, monochromatic life.

    A dangerous cult leader, known only in Killjoy circles as Mr. Brightside, has been brought to justice! Please, take this time to thank a local exterminator for their hard work.

    *This message is brought to you by the Better Living Department of Communications, who would like to remind you to remember to smile today! More information on the triumph of Better Living Industries can be found in the previous installment: Radiation Point, and it is recommended before reading Absolute Risk

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,207
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    574
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Pete Wentz is a vampire who's tired of fighting with the humans that he co-exists with, so he decides to make a contract; one of the clauses? Marriage to a human. And Patrick Stump's the human unlucky enough to be chosen for him. Buckle up, this is gonna be a long ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    125,400
    Chapters:
    151/?
    Comments:
    700
    Kudos:
    1222
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    31479
  3. Tags
    Summary

    “The Fabulous Fucking Killjoys,” Pete Wentz laughed, sounding excited and pleased to see them, “Long time, no see.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    146,262
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    237
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2427
  4. Tags
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,281
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    315
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Ryan Ross is a hopeless romantic who's actually given up on the romantic part.
    So, essentially, he's just hopeless.
    The only thing worse than his love life?
    His hearing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,771
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    547
  6. Tags
    Summary

    A drunken Patrick informs Pete he's pregnant. But that isn't possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,515
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    367
  7. Tags
    Summary

    ”What kind of a writer are you?”
    ”You didn’t read the business card?”
    Gabe looked at Mikey and then pulled the card out of his wallet.
    ”Michael James Way…Erotic Novelist.”
    Gabe looked at the card and then back up at the man in front of him.
    ”You write porn!?”
    ”Erotic literature if you please. Porn sounds dirty.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,710
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    259
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Gabe's a new girl in Chicago and decides to fit in by joining the cheerleading team. Things don't go great and all she learns at school is that cis people are awful.
    Pete's a guy with a lot of friends, fifteen dollars to his name, an anger problem, and a half-assed football 'career'.
    They meet and decide cliques are fun sometimes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,151
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    65
  9. Tags
    Summary

    It’s been three weeks. Three weeks, 67 failed phone calls, 75 un-replied texts, and 23 unanswered voicemails…

    They've had moments where they've gone without speaking for longer before but this…this is different. It's deafening, it's heartbreaking, and Pete knew it's all his fault...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,108
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2367
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Joe is a halfbreed alien from a questionable background arranged to marry the prince of (Neo) Earth. Patrick and his skeleton crew of misfits are notorious pirates who assume they can get a lot of money for Joe if they take him and cut a deal with the human government.

    Nobody anticipated that they'd be framed for the disappearance of the prince, so now nobody knows what to do as they're forced to go on the run, assaulted by humans and rebels alike as they make their way across the galaxy to try and clear their name.

    Joe's just along for the ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,857
    Chapters:
    1/12
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    80
  11. Tags
    Summary

    the self-indulgent bandom Harry Potter AU you never knew you wanted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,428
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1211
  12. Tags
    Summary

    "William could vaguely remember asking Gabriel if he wanted to be his older brother. The other had laughed loud and said he'd rather wait for him to grow up a bit. He hadn't understood, and still didn't - or else, forced himself not to. Afterall, it was a very distant past. Gabriel had moved away, left school, and they hadn't seen each other since William was seven. He didn't entertain real hopes of ever meeting him again. Still his thoughts found haven in his views of the older boy. Sometimes, when he was alone in some room, wrapped in those strings of drowsiness before sleeping, William wondered what was his friend up to. But it all ran from him in the morning."

    Or at least until Snakes on a Plane came up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,031
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1004
  13. Tags
    Summary

    This is basically where all my ideas come to die. You should read them sometime.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,522
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    102
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Patrick's spoiled rotten, though, by sweet words and pretty things and Travie knows with some sweet talking he'll get him to come out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    236
  15. Tags
    Summary

    is it serious?
    i'm afraid it is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,829
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    253
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Better Living Industries would like to invite you to celebrate this day as the first successful strike against the desert rebels known as "Killjoys". Today will forever be remembered as The Triumph of Zone 5 and one more step towards the betterment of Battery City for all its inhabitants, and a more perfect, monochromatic life.

    *This message is brought to you by the Better Living Industries Department of Communications, who would like to remind you to remember to smile today!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,471
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1275
  17. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of drabbles written for friends in a variety of universes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,804
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    164
  18. Tags
    Summary

    He's fishing for kisses and maybe something more. Sex sounds much better than a cheesy, gory, horror movie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    553
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Tyler’s breath was short and he put down the ukulele to curl himself around his best friend just as Ryan used his last bit of energy to say, “Tyler, I’m scared.”

     “I know,” Tyler whispered. “Me too.”

    Neither of them saw anything after that.

    | Tyler and Ryan have been dealt a pretty shitty hand in life, so they deal with it the only way they know how |

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,233
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1614
  20. Tags
    Summary

    The story of two friends, one demon, and the corpses of a thousand evil men.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    223

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation