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    Normally, people know not to mess with Mr. Gold, namely not to irritate him in any way shape or form, but his lovely, snarky new neighbor doesn’t seem to be aware of that yet, nor does she care.

    ***8/3 UPDATE: Hey look at that, the rating jumped up the 'E' already! :pervyface:

    ***8/11 UPDATE: I'm incredibly pleased to give a MASSIVE shout out to endangeredslug on Tumblr (a.k.a Endangered_Slug here on Ao3) for this fic's official title! Woo!
    So I was at my parents’ house when I read this suggestion for the title and literally almost fell out of my fucking chair laughing while my brain simultaneously exploded from overexposure to pure awesome, to where my mom knocks on the door of the room I’m in and sees me half dying with laughter like ‘wth’ holy shit, dude, that was pure GOLD XD

    Thanks to all who provided title suggestions via Tumblr, and to everybody who's been reading this fic, you all are adorable and I love you <3

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    Mercenary Emma Swan joins the city guard and embarks on a forbidden romance with Princess Regina. Then the wheels of destiny begin to turn and they get caught up in saving themselves, and the world. Sword and sorcery AU.

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    With the Underworld and New York behind them, and Mr. Hyde and his followers ahead of them, the Heroes of Storybrooke forgot about Rumpelstiltskin and Belle...until he reappears alone with a blank dagger and no memories. While the rest of his family is busy with Hyde, Henry tries to help his grandfather reunite with his lost wife and child, only progress is made difficult for a variety of reasons. Not the least of which is another stranger in town that knows what happened to Belle and why they need to hurry...

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    AU - The curse has broken, and Rumple must now try to rebuild his family while protecting them from both new and old threats - Ch. 29: The Shadow takes a victim, Hook makes a deal, and our heroes set a trap

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    All of life is a series of decisions; decisions that make us who we are and determine who we will be. Sometimes a memory, a conversation, even a relationship, can be all the difference in making a decision clear. 10th in Moments Series. Belle's perspective of 5A in Storybrooke, begins with their return to Storybrooke and ends with Belle returning to Rumple. R/R.

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    Chapters:
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    A young woman goes searching for her missing father, only to find him in the clutches of a magical and frightening beast. At what lengths will she go for love? It is a tale as old as time, itself. Once Upon a Time (AU)

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    4/?
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    Aindreas (AHn-dree-ahs) Gold and Belle French have worked in the same office for the past six months. Even after a few dates together, their doting hearts just can't find a way to move their friendship to the next level. Two peculiar voodoo dolls may help them find their road to love.

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    Season 3 AU. Diverges from canon during S3;E15 (Quiet Minds). Instead of leaving Gold in the woods, Emma decides that the wisest course of action is to get him out of Storybrooke temporarily and away from Zelena's control. Their destination? A quiet town on Passamaquoddy Bay.... Crossover with Pete's Dragon (1977). Background Rumbelle and referenced Outlaw Queen.

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    (Originally posted on tumblr as an inbox prompt response)
    When Emma collapses in Regina's arms because of a sleeping curse, she panics. She never wanted it to be like this. But what if Snow is right?

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    Emma and Ruby head to college for the supernatural! They make new friends and overcome obstacles. They find love and uncover a curious mystery surrounding Emma's and Regina's family history.

     

    (As of right now, this is not part of a series but may become a series in the future.)

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    The citizens of a tiny town in Maine are increasingly bewildered by the interactions between their much-feared landlord and the new librarian.

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    Iridiana Jones has many talents: swimming, swearing, catching the attention of genteel ladies, bargaining with Dark Ones, and keeping her crew alive in a storm. And lying.

    She spends a lot of time lying about where she is actually from.

    After all, when your Mom tells you she wishes she had done as Zelena suggested and gotten an abortion, what else is a runaway to do but get as far away from Storybrooke as possible?

     

    A/N: Apple in the Comb compliant, but can be read as a standalone. Probably darker, swearier, and Iridiana-centric.

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    Emma’s future with Regina and Henry proves uncertain upon her return. The battle with the deceitful Admiral George was just a precursor to a larger war, leaving the Swan-Mills clan little time to resolve matters. Shaky alliances and family ties are tested in this struggle to outwit their most elusive enemy yet.

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    Chapters:
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    HUMOR AHEAD! This is an AUish sort of thing, if all the drama had stopped when everyone got back from Neverland and just lived in Storybrooke, chilling out together.
    It has been two years since Emma, Neal, David, Snow, Henry, Rumple, Regina, and Hook returned from Neverland. However, when they defeated Pan, they literally defeated him and they didn’t have to worry about silly plot twists that would once again separate the adorableness of the Storybrooke families/ friendships. Tink has managed to get Regina and Robin together, Ruby is actually here, and things have settled into a normalish sort of routine.
    The Captain-Swan-Fire triangle has settled into a three-way bromance, with hints of romance still lingering, but kind of swept under the rug. Belle and Hook are the bestest friends there ever were, and Rumple has seriously chilled out. Hook and Neal have a brotherly bond that still has some bitterness.
    ****NOTE: This is comedy, do not look for angst or sadness. Liberties have been taken with character personalities and dialogue. Think of this as OUAT, the sitcom version. Multiple POV’s.

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    Bella Swan never knew, what Emma Swan could never forget.

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    How the final season of Once would go if I got to write it. Trying to summarize this fic has been a thorn in my side, so I'll just list the goodies awaiting you in this story: a prophesy about Captain Swan and their firstborn child; the back story about Killian's mother; a spunky five year old daughter of Killian and Emma; new characters from a new land; the return of old favorites; an epic, final, ultimate battle between good and evil; and even a little domestic fluff, Mommy Emma, and Daddy Killian. Actually, lots of Daddy Killian. Adorable Daddy Killian. Would you read this if I said it had lots of shirtless Killian, too? Just kidding, that's a different fic :) But seriously, it's hard to summarize this story, so just give it a try!

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    Gruff biker Emma Swan and her outlaw motorcycle club clash with officious mayor Regina Mills when they move their base of operations to Storybrooke, insinuate themselves into local town life, and run afoul of rival biker gangs. Can love bridge the gap between Emma & Regina's different worlds and protect their families from deadly gang wars? AU slowburn Swan Queen Biker Club Romance

    They call her "Savior" but she's all about the most sinful ways to get things done. Fiercely loyal Emma "Savior" Swan doesn't give a damn if anyone disagrees with the way she and her Charming Knights MC brothers ride down the road of life - uppity (and alluringly sexy) mayor be damned.

    They call her "Madame Mayor" but she'll do whatever it takes to protect her family and her town. The unassailable Regina Mills will stop at nothing to ensure her town runs smoothly for her constituents and remains a safe place to raise her darling young son - imbecilic (and ruggedly sexy) biker chick be damned.

    When a new threat presents a common problem for both women, coming together must mean more than satiating their desire for each other if both their families are to survive the crucible of gang warfare.

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    2/?
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    When Belle "Lacey" French accidentally summons the "Dark One" from an alternate dimension, she finds herself with an unwanted roommate. Life with a demon isn't all it's cracked up to be and things spiral out of control. Secrets about her heritage, her town, and her friends come to light as she struggles to find where she belongs in all this.

    - Nominated for Best Series and Best Lacey in the 2016 T.E.A's-

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    Chapters:
    51/75
    Comments:
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    42
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    Seafarer Killian Jones encounters an injured young woman in the forests at the edge of town. Due to the town's fear of strangers, he is forced to hide her until she recovers. However, she is hiding something of her own - an agenda that could destroy his town.

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    Chapters:
    11/14
    Comments:
    4
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    23
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    5
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    After their return from Neverland, Emma and Regina had expected their lives to fall relatively quiet without any hidden surprises. Little did they know, the dark curse wasn't the only thing Storybrooke needed to worry about; because now, there's a new villain in town. Nothing will ever be the same again. Warning: blood and torture scenes.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2

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