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    The first cadre of Beckett's droids make their way to the Free Zones, with some help, of course.
    Meanwhile, new threats rear their heads: a deadly droid virus, and a legendary assassin known only as "The Cleaner".

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    3/?
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    19
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    The (possibly more than) five times Gabe tried to get William to wear lingerie and the one time it happened.
    AKA Tea writes the gay

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    Sure, he hears the little “don’t date friends or people in your section at all” voice (for some reason, it sounds kind of like Pete’s voice, but that makes it weirder because Pete would never, never say something so disgustingly practical), but he mentally flips it off and comes to an understanding: Surprise! You like Mikey!

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    “You’ve gotten yourself in a lot of trouble, baby boy,” Dahvie said, hand pressing to the wall next to Ryan’s head and caging him in. “A runaway. A high school dropout. A cheap whore, and now a werewolf. How does such a sweet kid like you get wrapped up in a mess like this?”

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    Ryan's new to Chicago's Northshore High, coming all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada. He's not cool. He's never been cool. He probably never will be and he's okay with that. it's not really his thing. But then Pete Wentz, Gerard Way, and Patrick Stump, the three most popular guys in all of Northshore High, who are always chillin' with the school wiccans for some reason ask Ryan to start hanging out with them and Ryan discovers that being cool might not actually be what it seems.

     

    Mean Girls/Rhymes With Witches AU

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    “The Fabulous Fucking Killjoys,” Pete Wentz laughed, sounding excited and pleased to see them, “Long time, no see.”

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    5/?
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    80
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    9
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    Detective AU.
    Detective Brendon Urie is called to Las Vegas to work on a case. There he meets his new partner, Detective Ryan Ross. Together they're encountering their most gruesome case yet. Will they be able to outsmart the magician behind it all, or will they become his final act?

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    4
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    Patrick Stump was hiding a secret. It was something that he had never told anybody—not even his parents nor his siblings—because he was certain that revealing his secret to other people would let them think only one thing: he had gone completely nuts.
    That wasn’t the case at all, thank you very much.
    The truth was that Patrick could predict when people are going to die. No kidding. And, actually, “predict” wasn’t the correct term to call his “gift” or “ability” or whatever at all… Patrick could see timers above people’s heads, indicating the amount of time they’ve got left to live.
    After years of witnessing multiple near-death accidents and the untimely passing of people he knew and even those he didn’t know—which he was clearly aware that he could have stopped and saved their lives if he had only tried—Patrick thought that he had lived long enough to see some good friends die, and he knew that it was probably a dangerous time to be a friend of his.
    He was on the bad side of twenty-five.

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    9/?
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    77
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    12
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    But what Brendon knew was simple: There were wolves on the campus. They were not the kind of wolves in books or movies, or even in pictures on the internet. They weren’t quite…existent. They weren’t quite right, as far as animals went. And they certainly had something to do with Ryan Ross.

     

    This is Part One of a Series!

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    The Art Department and the Science Department have an actual real feud - and somehow Hayley found a chainsaw. The Music Department are going to get a new Choir room – even if Patrick has to beg – and Brendon is being absolutely no help whatsoever. The English Department are working on being officially called the English Department and not split between Languages and Expressive Arts. Said Languages department are painfully close to murdering each other – and William Beckett. The Maths Department is actually hell. No, literally Hell. The Humanities Departments may actually have teamed up to plot to take over the world and the staff room has rats or lots of tiny fairies or something.

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    High School AU in which Ryan can't fit the English class he wants to take into his schedule and is assigned to aid in the guidance office with another student, Brendon Urie, where they fall in love.

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    1/?
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    FROM OTPPROPMTS.TUMBLR: Imagine your OTP has the same art class. Their teacher gives them a fun assignment to create a snowflake using scissors and paper. While everyone is working on the assignment their teacher constantly talks about how no two snowflakes are ever the same.
    However when everyone is done your OTP has managed to make the exact same snowflake. 
    Whether it’s just fate or if they planned this just to mess with the teacher is up to you!

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    1/1
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    So, all Brendon was supposed to do was date Ryan Ross, make Ryan fall in love with him (which wouldn't be fucking hard, I mean, have you seen Brendon?) and then break up with the guy on Christmas Eve to get back at him for cheating on Greta.

    And according to cliché, Brendon falls in love with Ryan. Not a big deal, right?

    Except, Greta's not the person Brendon thought she was.

    (easily related to Stephen King's "Misery")
    (i'm shit at summaries, seriously, i need to get someone else to write these)
    (completed)

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    Patrick Stump is a bard who used to be a knight. Used to. Currently he's content with his instruments, home, and friends. He'd happily never go out on knight business again.
    Unfortunately for him, Duke Wentz (more properly His Grace the Duke of Chicagoland Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III) keeps attracting trouble.

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    15
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    May had been the hottest month of the year, and she'd been forced to pack everything into a single suitcase. Hours of driving later, through cities and towns, then down highways lined with endless roads of trees, her family stepped out of the car in the outskirts of a little town named Huddersfield.

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    1/?
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    For the bandom meme. Akamine_chan asked for 'Pete/Patrick, Space AU'.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    39
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    82
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    14
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    Spencer has a perfectly good, sensible job. Brendon, his roommate, not so much. Brendon has no health insurance, which isn't that big of a deal until the day it is. Marrying him seemed like a good idea at the time.

    A NO-BAND AU IN WHICH: Spencer and Brendon get married for the insurance, every single bandom person has a cameo, the city of Chicago is basically a character, Ryan and Spencer are students, Spencer works at the best Sbux ever, Nate Ruess is the shift of my heart, they go to Kuma's for the "reception", and Ryan eats a lot of bacon.

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    55,079
    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    34
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    116
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3111
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    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    341
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    “It’s okay Mr. Schechter, we can go one night and…”

    “NO! ‘m fraid of the darks!”

    Patrick started to cry and Pete hugged him.

    “It’s okay Pats, I protect you from the monsters in the dark.”

    “but who is going to protect you?”

    Pete looked at Patrick and started to cry.

    “Okay okay! Shut up already, I’ll fix it!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    460
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    Gerard and Frank are rival hosts of dinosaur nature shows, who suddenly find themselves forced to work together. In order to impress their new boss, cable magnate Grant Morrison, they have to create a season of dynamic shows that maintain their high standards as well as continue to bring in the viewership (and ad revenue).

    On top of that, Frank and Gerard have to deal with the unexpected physical attraction they feel toward each other, all while avoiding stampeding ankylosaurs, ravenous theropods, and the occasional amorous pterosaurs.

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    English
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    25,106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1066

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