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    REWRITING
    PLEASE DONT READ THIS ONE
    YOU WILL BE V DISAPPOINTED IF YOU DO
    ;-;
    THE NEW STORY WILL BE ON MY PAGE
    YOu SHoUld READ THAT OnE
    THANKS

    Language:
    English
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    9,570
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1040
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    Real Men Wear Tights AU

    Dave is mute and his best friend is missing. And if you don't think that's bad, his brothers are jerks and one of them can guess what he's thinking. So, the youngest, palest Strider goes out to the middle of the ocean to find his friend with his brother, a half dog, and his brother's... something.

    Language:
    English
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    23,796
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    281
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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

    Language:
    English
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    16,862
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    918
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    In a world where each Homestuck kid is cast into an alternate universe in which they're children of the Greek Gods.

    Aka Percy Jackson AU.
    FYI THIS IS *AFTER* THE BATTLE OF GAEA

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,358
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    236
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    Every chapter has an ending. Every beginning a new chapter. But eventually stories end. And sometimes, what comes after, isn't always what they call a "Happy Ending."

    Feel free to request characters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    567
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    I will not ask you where you came from


     

    I will not ask you, neither should you


     

    Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips


     

    We should just kiss like real people do

    In which 137-year-old demon Broderick Strider exacts revenge on a clan of demon hunters that had wronged him and his kin all those years ago. Within their ranks, however, he finds himself unable to detach his thoughts from one particular little brat with permanent bedhead who makes him feel surprisingly human again.
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    English
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    8,023
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    205
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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    25,228
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3026
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    For two long years, Bro Strider had believed he was losing his mind when he started having dreams of a blonde haired, red eyed boy. Between this dreams and the feeling that he was forgetting something, is Bro really losing his mind? Or is it something else? Who is this blonde boy that Bro had been seeing? What is their connection? You know and I know. But will Bro ever figure it out? And if he does, what will he do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,500
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    231
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    A very shippy Christmas with lots of family shenanigans.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    207
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    you think you loved a boy like him once.

    and you think he maybe, kinda, sorta, loved you too.

    Language:
    English
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    3,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    242
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    I was going to hunt that brat down and wring her neck! Right after I stabbed her with my trident. I was storming down the hallway when I heard the other brat sniveling about it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,083
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    110
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    It's hard to believe someone so small grew to be the last one at all. Why did you lose yourself, sweet heiress? Was it the blood or the crown? The fame or the clown? What will you do to become the harsh empress?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,209
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    55
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    You did not mean to do that. You did not mean to do that. You did not mean to do that. The last thing on earth that you meant to do was hit Jake’s name on your contact list and send him a fucking booty call. But it’s done now, and all you can do is wait. Fuck. Those three little dots are really hardcore judging right now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    769
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    A group of one shots, focusing on the ancestors of homestuck. Some canon ships, some crack ships, some rarepairs, and a few friendships.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,484
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164
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    Hovering above him was a boy, around his age with messy dark hair and tan skin. He had protruding teeth and if it wasn't for the forest green eyes, John could swear he was staring at a mirror image of himself.

    "You-" he began.

    "You look like me."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,889
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    538
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    Sollux Captor is going to university. He's hoping for a quiet time. But with Jake English, Dave Strider, and Eridan Ampora as his 'Roommates', sharing a living room and kitchen, he can forget any such hope. Eridan in particular seems determined to destroy that hope, with his crazy family and the chip on his shoulders. Add to this mix Dave's crazy siblings, including Rose, who befriends Eridan, the strange people in the university and all their batshit families, the Vantas brothers fighting almost constantly over Kankri's incident last term, and Eridan's secret and subsequent misbehaviour, and Sollux could be in for one hell of a ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,265
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    457
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    They won the game but at the cost of being reborn again. Not knowing if they'd remember each other or if they'd be alone once more. If they even would be reborn at all.
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    Its hard growing up knowing that you lived another life and not being able to tell your parent because they just won't 'remember' anything. Even harder knowing there is someone you have yet to find that means so damn much to you and you to them. But that's just how it is for the 32 of them.
    (I am horrible at summaries. Just read the story to know everything.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,740
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    209
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    Parties are pretty much always bad. For instance, it's at a party where Gamzee asks Eridan out. Their relationship flourishes. And Sollux finds himself becomingly inexplicably jealous.
    Meanwhile, the rest of their group are experiencing...a little turbulence. It makes no sense to anyone, but hey, that's both dark matter and adolescence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,138
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2445
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    mindless smut, fluff, and hot pink orgys thank you homestuck thank you!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    334
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    mindless smut, fluff, and hot pink orgys thank you homestuck thank you!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    662
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Hits:
    159

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