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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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    18/?
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    Dirk shake his head, looking furiously at the ground, “I fell down the stairs.”
    Jake pulls him forward and hugs Dirk with all the strength in his little 6-year- old body, and whisper promises like, “I’ll protect you” and “never again,” knowing deep down that there was no way Dirk had fallen down the steps to the apartment complex. If Jake notices the wet patch on his shoulder and the sniffling from the blonde, he doesn’t say a word.

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    776
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    65
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    Almost eighty years ago, you ran away from home. It was the best decision you ever made outside of adopting little Jake, but your adopted mother has never given up the chase and her patience with you has long run out. Even in your old age, you're still looking over your shoulder for the inevitable moment that she catches up.

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    1/1
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    2
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    10
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    65
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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

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    English
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    3,207
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    A short tale* from The Appendices of the Learned: Fifth Edition (Appendix D, Part XIII).

    --

     


    *This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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    1/1
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    7
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    youll see me when you see me dont wait up ;)

    Rose Lalonde's many first meetings with the Lady English.

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    1/1
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    10
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    11
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    3
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    72
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    "You can never find the right word for your relationship, can never figure out the most convenient packaging to present it to the outside world, and it stops mattering. The two of you reached some tacit understanding long ago. Even as the world goes to hell, that is enough."

    Title and introductory quote taken from "Sober" by Broods.

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    1/1
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    1
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    5
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    9
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    1
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    37
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    Jake and his grandma live in a suburban home together. All is well and good with the two until Jake goes out to get food. When he returns he finds his grandmother at gunpoint and murdered right before his eyes. Jake finds the man and kills him, and is sent to prison where he meets Dirk, is shrink. They bond and Jake his sentenced to death.
    Dirk does some stupid things to help.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/4
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    6
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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    A scream echoes in your ears, and your head snaps in the direction of the voice. Your eyes go wide and a single name echoes in your head, before you tear down the hall to find the source.

    John.

    ~*~

    AU where John and Jake are half-brothers and where Jake will do anything to protect his younger brother. There is no Sburb/Sgrub session, and human AU, so if/when there’s mention of the trolls, they’ll be human.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    14
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    33
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    4
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1999
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    The story of an island full of monsters, a boy and his online friends, and a robot.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    213
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    "Cigar?"
    "Ah... No, not this time around, thank you. Rather not go through /that/ again."
    "A'ight. Suit yourself."

    Just a DirkJake AU in a 1920's AU where they're partners and big names in organized crime and mafia of alcohol distribution. Meanwhile, Jane is a crossdressing sleuth out to crack their case, and Roxy is a stylish young lady out to make a statement and start trends. Fluffy shenanigans, plenty of comedy, implied (and perhaps actual) smut, scandalous things, and a hint of mafia-based bloodshed.

    I will be using actual terms through the duration of the story, imply real events, and use historical fact for everything. Words with a * will be further delved upon in author's notes. Enjoy the ride.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
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    3
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    Vomit is utterly disgusting, he thinks as he clutches the sink. Jake's just glad he managed to at least make it to the bathroom, tiled floors are easier to clean than carpet after all. He looks up to see his reflection greeting him in the mirror, eyes red and mouth smeared with vile puke, and it makes him want to throw up even more.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
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    1
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    "My grub," she answered, "I don't know what happened! I put him down just a bit ago for a nap and...then he just disappeared a little while later when I went to check on him!"

    It clicked then. "A dream bubble..." Rose mumbled.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1159
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    Just random doodles, sketches, and full blown art from this adorable verse that we've come to love so much. Very random, updated spontaniously whenever there's something new to show.

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    English
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    0
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    16/?
    Comments:
    14
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    77
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    3
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    Not many people know what it's like living with the Condescension.
    If fact, only two people in the whole world know.

    This is the story of John and Jade Crocker.

    Language:
    English
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    3,591
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    244
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    Gamzee's thoughts about the human adults. Mostly fluff.

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    English
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    508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
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    259
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    You knew you weren't made from love when you were about seven.

    You also knew your brother was dying.

    You knew you were born to save him.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    199
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    Jake is playing Hide-and-seek with Grandma Jade when Suddenly Dirk appears.

    Language:
    English
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    516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    143

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