1 - 20 of 166 Works in Gollum

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    The Quest of Erebor as it might have been.
    Billa Baggins is not your average burglar- or, perhaps, a burglar at all. That remains to be seen. Thorin resents this little female's habit of gaining a foothold wherever she lands. Even in his heart.
    A retelling/reinvention of A Hobbit's Tale, beginning with Thorin's arrival at Bag End. Through the Reclaiming of Erebor, and beyond!

    WARNING: Ridiculous length, extreme drama, and non-canon moments galore.

    Written and edited by the Ladies Juno and Loki.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    202,121
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    417
    Kudos:
    404
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    17664
  2. Tags
    Summary

    All Bilbo Baggins wanted was to have have a decent job while he worked on getting his graduate degree in psychology. Moria Asylum seemed like the best place for that-until he met Thorin Oakenshield, an erratic and violent schizophrenic, who only seems to obey Bilbo for whatever reason and claims to be in love with him. Bilbo isn't finding Thorin's attraction toward him romantic whatsoever. However, uncovering a conspiracy to keep Thorin locked away to bury a disturbing truth about the head psychologist forces Bilbo to take action against Moria Asylum.

    Based on this prompt from tumblr: “Thorin Oakenshield was an esteemed businessman who thought he avoided the strain of madness that ran through his family until delusion and paranoia forced him into psychiatric care. He becomes singularly obsessed with an orderly named Bilbo Baggins, claiming the man is his Arkenstone. Thorin will go to any length to possess Bilbo, because if he cannot then no one can.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,405
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    164
    Kudos:
    410
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    8087
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Thorin's choices have shaped the fate of Middle Earth for many years to come.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,188
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    225
    Kudos:
    203
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4358
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Boromir has been expelled, and as a result of the his threats to Frodo, Frodo has decided to continue on his own, taking Sam with him and damaging the already frail links within the Photograph Destruction Squad. Merry and Pippin have been taken by the Mordor Football Team. Aragorn and Legolas have training to attend before the Big Game, but with the help of Gimli and the Rohan house captain, Eomer, will they get Merry and Pippin back before it's too late?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,296
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    293
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Nobody crosses the Wall. But Belladonna Took has other plans and does just that. Years later, her son Bilbo Baggins also crosses the wall, chasing after a fallen star for his cousin Lobelia and his true heritage. He expects to find a hunk of valuable metal, not this grumpy, stately dwarf. He also does not expect to be chased across the land by orcs, encounter a bunch of Ereborian princes trying to restore the Arkenstone and become king, get captured by a jovial band of pirates, or find the love of his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,122
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1345
  6. Tags
    Summary

    A fill for the kink meme prompt asking for Bilbo dealing with his feelings for Thorin after having a very bad run-in with relationships beforehand (the exact prompt can be found in the notes!). Somehow, this turned into a retelling of The Hobbit where Bilbo has a few anxiety issues plus a past relationship gone wrong and somehow in the process falls ass over ankles for a certain pissy Dwarf king.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,670
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    207
    Kudos:
    562
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    14072
  7. Tags
    Summary

    And then there was more.

    (Things are starting to pick up speed.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,402
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    833
  8. Tags
    Summary

    A series of 100-word drabbles centred around various themes and characters

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,700
    Chapters:
    87/100
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    879
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Lifelong friends Gimli and Legolas watch others find true love in Khazâd-Edhel-on-Hobbiton (a modern-day Middle Earth condensed into a town), wondering if they will ever find it for themselves. A Modern AU blend of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings, from Bilbo's unexpected gatherings to Aragorn fighting corruption in city hall (will he defeat the plans of the Smaug Express to demolish part of the town?). Friendship, romance (and some jealousy and fighting and making up) throughout, including during the quest-inspired, riddle-driven corporate scavenger hunt, when Thorin's Lonely Mountain Mining battles Sauron's AZOG empire for Arkenstone Hills.

    (and if at times Bilbo Baggins wishes he hadn't listened to his Took side, especially when the white car with the license plate SHDWFX pulls into his driveway, it doesn’t matter, for if all we listened to was reason, we might not find the One we want to hold the rest of our lives. He just needs to make sure he has lots of aspirin on hand to take care of his headaches along the way.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,032
    Chapters:
    11/21
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1901
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Professor Bramble Baggins is happy teaching folklore and linguistics at Hobbiton University and has no need of adventures, thank you. When Gandalf arrives on her doorstep with a pack of Dwarves and a deal she can’t refuse, she rushes into one of the strangest road trips across America from her little university town of Hobbiton in Indiana, to the Last Homely House of the Cumberland Gap, and to the Misty Mountains of the Carolinas. Modern AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,601
    Chapters:
    4/21
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    883
  11. Tags
    Summary

    The Fire Drakes of the North were not the only dragons of Middle Earth. There was another race, one much smaller; the Great Dragons. Few were born, and none existed after the dragon Smaug's rage when he attacked their kind in hopes to conquer them. Well, all of them perished except one. One who was hidden away by his kin in hopes that one day, their king might be able to restore their great race; to find the others that had hidden away as well. And he would've stayed hidden away his whole life too. Had it not been for an obnoxious wizard in a pointy hat with an unexpected adventure.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,823
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1138
  12. Tags
    Summary

    It was a shame that they ended up getting detention at all. Sometimes their school was too uptight to be believed. He thought his own detention was pretty sketchy, too, but Elrond himself had doled it out, and protesting would only keep Aragorn on his bad side even longer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,733
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    909
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo Baggins is now Martin Freeman, a grocer with nothing special in his life. Thorin Oakenshield is now Richard Armitage, a successful businessman who leads a company named Erebor with twelve of his most reliable companions. They live very different lives, but they share the same past from a different lifetime. On one sunny day their fates unite, but the only one who can help them remember, who they once were, is their very old friend, Gandalf the Grey, now known as a rich lord, Mr Ian McKellen. But there is someone, who wishes to hold the memories locked out… Thorin Oakenshield’s old enemy, Smaug, now a human, by the name of Benedict Cumberbatch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,698
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1490
  14. Tags
    Summary

    The White Council was afraid that the Company of Thorin Oakenshield would bring naught but wreck on their world; even Gandalf was concerned. So they decided to seek out a dragonslayer; someone who would be able to destroy the dragon Smaug, should Thorin and Bilbo fail. Unfortunately, they ended up with a dragon trainer; oh, and of course his best friend a dragon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,866
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    612
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Bilba Baggins, popular model for a premier lingerie company, isn't always entirely convinced that the perks of the job are worth the hassle. Can't she even go to the shops without being recognized?

    But Thorin Oakenshield doesn't seem to recognize her at all, even with her nearly-naked breasts forever plastered across half of London.

    That's... a very refreshing change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130,650
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    726
    Kudos:
    2198
    Bookmarks:
    626
    Hits:
    90414
  16. Tags
    Summary

    What happens when little Bilbo Baggins wanders a tad too far away from his parents camp? Nothing good. Although, perhaps those dwarves he met might just be... Then again, he'll have to decide one thing. Is blood truly 'thicker than water'?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,419
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1280
  17. Tags
    Summary

    The Company decides to help Middle Earth with a looming mystery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,581
    Chapters:
    44/44
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2728
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Modern Setting. Due to an epic breakup years ago, the only contact Thorin and Bilbo have with each other is a result of their four year old son Frodo. Or so they'd tell you if you asked.

    Then Bilbo makes the mistake of going on a date with this guy he met online, who turns out to be a crazy serial killer...and suddenly Thorin isn't looking so bad in comparison.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,110
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    241
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    5792
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Her father was a fisherman. Her mother a spy. She was an author; she lived a life of seclusion and caution because of her parents. She need to be careful, to stay away from the people who could hurt her. But when a merman finds himself stranded on her beach, Bella Baggins might realize, there's more danger in the world than what she knew. So why on Middle Earth does she not listen to her gut? Instead of hiding, she helps this merman and his family reclaim their homeland that had surface the water long ago.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,683
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    436
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Kili is 17 years old, and for as long as he can remember, he has been cursed with The Sight. Every moment of his life has been haunted by the invisible world of the Fae.
    To be able to survive, Kili has learned to live by a few different guidelines; Don't look them in the eyes, don't acknowledge them, and never speak to them.
    But things take a wild turn when a mysterious golden haired Fae shows up in Kilis life, making him question everything that he has ever lived by.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    87,871
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    6992

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation