1 - 20 of 418 Works in Gollum | Sméagol

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    The conclusion to the Item-Insertion Parody Anthology.

    Frodo is the new reader, but with that comes great responsibility. Now with his other self on the Ring quest, and the previous readers dropping into The Return of the King book, Frodo must undo the damage and restore the balance, before it's too late.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,499
    Chapters:
    26/40
    Hits:
    95
  2. Tags
    Summary

    When Aragorn brings the creature Gollem to the halls of the Woodland Realm, Thranduil realises war is coming.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,331
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    124
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child: she had been Bilbo the Great, the brave explorer who searched for elves in the wood and always came home trailing mud and leaves and fireflies. She had always dreamed of the world beyond her doorstep, yearned for the day she was old enough to step outside and face it, but the sudden death of her father changed all that. Bella Baggins quite lost her heart for adventure. She settled down into the quiet life, the simple life, the life that every hobbit wanted.

    She might well have stayed there too, if it were not for Gandalf’s meddling. Now she was on some mad quest to reclaim Erebor from a dragon, armed with a letter-opener and surrounded by dwarves that called her Mr Bilbo Baggins (and she didn't intend to correct them).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119,129
    Chapters:
    45/56
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    1176
    Bookmarks:
    424
    Hits:
    42647
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Frodo and Samwise traverse through the Old Forest on their way to destroy the ring when a young girl blocks their path asking for help. But helping her may lead them to the most dangerous being they have ever encountered.

    Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    17
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Gollum takes a moment for some Quality Alone Time but the ring interferes with it.

    AKA the fic where Gollum uses the One Ring as a cock ring.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    136
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Alec, a thief with shadowy secrets. Mika, a young man still harnessing his magic power. Sebrahn, a silver haired child driven to heal.

    Having successfully sealed the evil God - The One - Seriamaius away in a Shard of Time, our heroes have been adrift through multiple dimensions for 25 years. They travel through rips in the fabric of space/time, visiting worlds they could never have imagined. And one day, they'll find their way home.

    They hope.

    These are their stories.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,705
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    26
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Based on:
    “Straight guy worries he’s being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he’s fallen in love with him”
    (yes, this is a real article of something that actually happened and it's amazing)

    Dedicated to every confused bisexual out there

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,994
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1394
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Aethelflaed Morris, beleaguered archaeology PhD candidate and innocent bystander, is not going to tell anyone that she met a swordsman from another world who came through a portal of light.

    Especially not Professor Cutter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    82
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that night... The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain, now he wasn't sure who he should fear more for: the burglar or the dragon. Turns out hobbits are dangerous creatures, especially when they get their hands on frying pans.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,393
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    492
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    12486
  10. Tags
    Summary

    After our dear old Bilbo Baggins threw his contract out the window, (Name) decided to take a peek, even though searching through other hobbit's property was generally frowned upon. But (Name) had a feeling the paper had something to do with those strange visitors last night. Honestly, who was that loud?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,405
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    546
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Thorin is an Arnor police officer who is trying to take down the most corrupt man in the city- good ole Smaugikins (not that anyone calls him that to his face, mind, but the graffiti is getting pretty suggestive) when he is strongarmed (by a supposedly sick Dís) into attending his nephews' elementary school play. Though the play should surely be classified as torture, Thorin meets a delightful woman, Ms. Bella Baggins, the school librarian, and asks her out to dinner.
    In step a meddlesome (as always) Gandalf, precocious children, Smaug, and an existentialist fake mountain. Things go downhill from there.

    Or: Thorin and Bella are adorable, the kids find their inner thespians, Bella loses a cardigan, and thieving abounds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    71,591
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    420
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    9422
  12. Tags
    Summary

    A backstory to the formation of The Shire

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    17
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Poor Harry is still stuck working for Death. But he knows one day he'll make it home. Till then he'll save as many as he can.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    303,098
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    345
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    14393
  14. Tags
    Summary

    “You are impossible, Thorin Durin!”

    “Maybe if you listened to me for one bloody moment we wouldn’t be in this mess!”

    “Or, perhaps, if you could control that raging temper of yours I would be more obliged to listen!”

    Fili turned to his brother and sighed heavily. “I do believe this will take more work than we thought.”
    _~_

    Held captive in an enchanted castle where clocks and candlesticks come to life, a brave young man clashes with a beastly but good-hearted young king. Friendships are built in unlikely places, along with a blossoming love that may just save the enchanted king and his family.

    No Beta Reader! All mistakes are mine. If you see any please point them out! :D

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,491
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    493
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Bilba has grown up the unwanted granddaughter of the Thain of the Kingdom of Shire but, as she rarely visits the palace, the relationship holds little meaning to her. Instead she focuses on her second year of college, her ballet career and her slowly burgeoning romance with Bofur, a crew member with her ballet company.

    The same day Bilba is set to preform on stage for the first time with her company, the kingdom of Shire is anticipating another event. That very evening will oversee the political, arranged marriage between Thorin Durin, Crown Prince of Erebor, and an unnamed Princess of Shire (so unnamed because Bilba's grandfather is a paranoid bastard).

    Bilba doesn't care about any of this, she hasn't been invited and has no interest in other countries, politics or other such machinations.

    Just before she's set to preform, however, Bilba suddenly finds herself dragged from the theater and taken to appear before her grandfather at the palace.

    There she is informed she WILL be participating in the wedding after all.

    As the bride.

    Whether she likes it or not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,181
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    856
    Kudos:
    1372
    Bookmarks:
    357
    Hits:
    24045
  16. Tags
    Summary

    A bunch of song parodies sung by Middle Earth characters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,632
    Chapters:
    8/35
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    74
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Unbidden, an image of the green hills and farms of the Shire alight with flame came to her mind. The hobbits would have no chance against such a disaster, and any who survived would likely never recover. She couldn’t imagine the strength and sheer stubbornness required to survive the devastation of a dragon’s attack and subsequent exile. And to want to go back! To face the beast that stole so much, destroyed so much, for just the chance to restore what was lost…

     

    “I’ll go.” She declared as the song faded.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,643
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    137
    Hits:
    6300
  18. Tags
    Summary

    One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,224
    Chapters:
    22/25
    Comments:
    335
    Kudos:
    1211
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    18762
  19. Tags
    Summary

    In der Nacht schlief Tauriel unruhig. Ein Traum plagte sie, den sie schon lange nicht mehr gehabt hatte. Der Alptraum von dem Tag, als das Dorf ihrer Eltern überfallen wurde. Sie hörte die Schreie und sah das Blut, als ihre Mutter mit ihr im Arm durch das Dorf rannte. Erinnerte sich wie ihre Mutter sie unsanft in einen der Küchenschränke steckte und hörte den gepeinigten Todesschrei ihrer naneth. Doch anders als sonst endete der Traum nicht mit dem Gesicht des Elbenkönigs, der sie fand, sondern ein ihr unbekanntes und doch seltsam vertrautes Antlitz erschien vor ihrem inneren Auge.
    Der Elb war bleich und über und über mit schwarzem Blut bekleckert. Seine Haare tiefschwarz, wo die des Elbenkönigs silberblond waren und als sie am nächsten Morgen ihre Augen öffnete da geschah dies zu dem Bild von sturmgrauen Augen und nicht zu kristallblauen.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    1,735
    Chapters:
    1/52
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    51
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Once upon a time...There was a Hobbit maiden named Hope Baggins; who was chosen by Gandalf to go on an adventure with twelve Dwarves and their King. But along the way, they had to face many obstacles like trolls, Orcs, spiders and a Dragon. And worst of all, a dark an powerful sorcerer; who served an ancient evil.

    A re-telling of Snow White, mixed with the Hobbit. (Fem!Bilbo)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,198
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    321

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation