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    Thorin is an Arnor police officer who is trying to take down the most corrupt man in the city- good ole Smaugikins (not that anyone calls him that to his face, mind, but the graffiti is getting pretty suggestive) when he is strongarmed (by a supposedly sick Dís) into attending his nephews' elementary school play. Though the play should surely be classified as torture, Thorin meets a delightful woman, Ms. Bella Baggins, the school librarian, and asks her out to dinner.
    In step a meddlesome (as always) Gandalf, precocious children, Smaug, and an existentialist fake mountain. Things go downhill from there.

    Or: Thorin and Bella are adorable, the kids find their inner thespians, Bella loses a cardigan, and thieving abounds.

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    Fíli and Kíli have spent decades searching for the last piece of their hearts, but meeting Bilbo is just the beginning of the tale. Because hobbits believe in love, not destiny and someone else catches their burglar's eye.

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    5/?
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    Bilbo needs to make one more journey before he can settle into Erebor as Crowned Prince.
    One more journey he may not survive.
    Thorin will not be happy.

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    13/?
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    Bilbo is a Skin-Changer and Gandalf chooses him as a Burglar for Thorin's Company. After some reluctance, Bilbo agrees to help them with their quest, but he quickly realises that it is a dangerous road to travel down when there is a pretty price sitting on the head of one of the last living Skin-Changers in Middle Earth...

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    Shortly after Bilbo Baggins comes of age, he is swept up into a life he never expected. Upon the promise made between his grandfather and the dwarrow of Ered Luin, he sets off to marry the crown prince of Erebor, Thorin.

    Arranged marriages are not ideal, but he is a Baggins, and Bagginses keep promises, while his adventurous Took blood sends him running down the road to Erebor.

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    Mistress Iris Baggins, once head of the Baggins Clan. Once a respectable Mistress, with a slight streak of danger. Finds herself with a house full of darrow, an idiot she's going to find someway to teach a lesson to and her father who never knew she existed.

    Well, they were going to find this Hobbit wasn't a pushover and that their pig headed idiot leader may just someday be able to take his foot out of his mouth.

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    23/?
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    All that is gold does not glitter, / Not all those who wander are lost; / The old that is strong does not wither, / Deep roots are not reached by the frost. / From the ashes a fire shall be woken, / A light from the shadows shall spring; / Renewed shall be blade that was broken, / The crownless again shall be king. -The Fellowship of the Ring | Edited 02/20/17, scene added in Ch 4

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    A collection of the various drabbles, dribbles, droubbles, and other fixed-length ficlets I wrote for the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit and posted on my LJ between 2004 and 2010 (and perhaps a few short pieces of unfixed length, if they don't stand well on their own.) Everything here is book-based, and (hopefully) in the spirit of Professor Tolkien's grand epic.

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    170/?
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    AU to both book and movie canon: In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin is King Under the Mountain, and Bilbo's sacrifice has achieved little. The dwarves of Erebor are wealthy beyond their wildest dreams, but they can't eat gold, and they desperately need food and medicine.

    Proud Thranduil, still stung by the escape of Thorin's company and angered out of reason by Thorin's continued refusal to bargain, will not give aid for nothing. If Thorin will not give gems, Thranduil demands a harsh forfeit: that a young dwarf of Durin's line must be given to him as chattel in lieu of the escaped prisoners. The dwarf is to serve Thranduil's household for 77 years in exchange for what the dwarves require to survive.

    Gimli son of Glóin volunteers himself for this duty. He is given to Legolas Thranduilion, an arrangement that pleases no one.

    As Legolas and Gimli struggle with one another, Sauron rises in the east. He is all too ready take advantage of the prejudices that fester between the free peoples of Middle Earth, and seeks to find and reclaim the One Ring so he may put an end to a the newest unlikely threat to his power: the youthful heir of Elendil.

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    58/?
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    The Hobbit/The Labyrinth splice AU

    The tale of the Dwarven King was widely known in the Shire and had been passed down from generation to generation. Once it began as a tale of adventure but time had distorted the story and it became little more than a scare tactic to make naughty hobbit children go to sleep.

    Until one dark stormy night a hobbit speaks the words that must not be spoken and learns that not all tales are made of fantasy.

    Edited 14th February 2017

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    Asha Brystowe diSorvina has spent years trying to escape from her dark past, hiding a dangerous secret that could mean her banishment - or death. She lives as a simple herbalist within the Shire and rarely travels farther than her woods or the Market Place. But her contentment is disturbed by the Wizard Gandalf - a Wizard who shares her past, if only slightly - and a company of Dwarves when they turn up on her doorstep, ready to whisk her, and her adoptive brother Bilbo Baggins, on an adventure.

    Kili Durin knows he must help protect his people and restore them to their rightful place in Erebor. He expected it to be a matter easily taken care of, never mind the Dragon. He did not expect the small lass who joined the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, nor did he expect to be attracted to the young woman.

    For Asha and Kili, the thought of their One's has always been kept at a distance. Asha from necessity; Kili due to a lack of hope. But once it's realized, it can not be denied. Asha must fight her very being, and Kili must fight to keep her - even if it means taking on the scars of the past, the fragility of the present, and the impossibility of the future.

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    One person can make a difference: sometimes large, sometimes small. This is the story of a young witch who died under mysterious circumstances and woke up in a completely different world - a world she would change just by existing. Follow the journey of Hermione Granger as she walks the path to becoming Hermione Thranduiliel, the Elvenqueen.

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    16/25
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    Pressure mounts on the remainder of the dispersed Photograph Destruction Squad as Prom draws nearer and Frodo's final challenge sets him up for the most difficult decision of his life. Honour, friendship and popularity will be at stake in the final bid to restore Eriador High back to its previously harmonious state.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    15
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    21
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    1
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    Being the story where Bilbo Baggin’s devoted pet wolf Bernard manages to bite someone from nearly every race on Middle Earth, so long as one counts the nip he managed to Lobelia’s leg, and Bernard certainly does.

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    After Bilbo signs the contract, the Dwarves find out his true age. Horrified, they assign him a guardian. Who better to take their burglar under their wing than their ax-wielding redhead? As the journey to the Lonely Mountain unfolds, bonds are formed between the two that can never be broken as Glóin learns to care for the hobbit and Bilbo learns that it's never too late to find family.

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    44/?
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    Food falls from above, just for Gollum and his Precious.

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    1
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    I love drabbles. They fill up the corners and allow me to play with fanfic in a spare half hour. So whenever I have a few I'll be posting them here. They'll cover all sorts of Tolkien characters in all kinds of situations. Dip in during you coffee break. Enjoy.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    It's not easy being round, unadorned and misunderstood.

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    Gollum searching Mirkwood

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    Bilbo was frozen in place as he stared at the carnage around him. The screams echoed in his ears, along with the blood pounding through his veins. The adrenaline had his heart thumping in his chest, but the shock immobilized his limbs.

    All around him, animals flung themselves at each other, snarling and snapping their teeth. Debris flew in the air and littered the ground, yet nobody noticed. No one seemed to notice the horror of the scene except Bilbo, who stood amongst a mass of people replaced by savages.

    It was Black Friday, and Primula had dragged Bilbo along with her to go shopping.

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