20 Works in Glenn Cullen
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“There’s TLC and a quick hand job in the car park.”
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On a particularly dull morning, some bored government employees discuss Malcolm's sex life with confusing consequences.
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Set pre-Season 4.
Ten hours in the life of Malcolm Tucker. When James Murray has a drugs misdemeanour weeks before a leadership battle, Malcolm has an epic cleanup on his hands. Jamie Macdonald sees it through.
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Malcolm gets cancer and doesn't want Jamie - or anybody else - to know. Racism is on the rise in Britain. The PM's almost entirely witless. Sir Julius Nicholson is in want of a wife.
WARNINGS: contains multiple character deaths over the course of the fic (not necessarily from cancer), do PM me for further details. For all that it's quite funny.
This fic is compliant with canon up to series 3, except that Jamie is there.
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Set well after the end of Series 3. Tom Davis's Cambridge ex-girlfriend is causing problems for the government, and although things have been good for the Scottish mafia, they're about to get very, very much worse. Don't read this if you're likely to be upset by any of the following (not all occurr during the fic, but all are explored in detail): m/m content, obscenity, violence, character death, abortion, crude humour, misogyny, poof jokes and sizeism. But then, you all watch The Thick of It anyway. This fic comes in at about 7,500 words.
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It's the '90s, and some in the Opposition are in despair. Seconded from the Foreign Office, the ill-fated Douglas Lundy is told to help Malcolm Tucker (mensch, gravedigger, and political-genius-in-training) expand the Press & Comms team before the general election that the Opposition must win. Neither Malcolm, married to his beloved, academic wife, nor Steve Fleming (who mistakenly believes himself secure on the throne) is banking on the arrival of a young Glaswegian ex-seminarian, who really, really needs a job. Meanwhile, the good (?) people of Fisheries & Farming receive a dinner invitation.
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Julius Nicholson and the Donorgate Scandal, or Politics and Probity by morred
Thick of It (UK)
1 Jan 2012
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When a spectre looms from Julius Nicholson's past, threatening to bring scandal upon the Government, it's up to Malcolm Tucker (as fucking always) to fix things.
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Ollie Reeder sees something he shouldn't. And, being Ollie, he can't keep it to himself.
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The adventure of how Jamie and Malcolm got a day off at the same time for once in their lives. Set sometime before the specials and the third series.
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A normal day at the Department of Social Affairs.
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Because this fandom needed a straight up "A Christmas Carol" parody--Malcolm makes one great Ebenezer Scrooge.
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A meeting of two (very) similar minds; endless mediocre sarcasm abounds.
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Bad Timing by rubyofkukundu
Sherlock (TV), The Thick of It (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Oct 2010
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It's election time and there's been a suicide at DoSAC. Malcolm calls in the police and the police call in Sherlock. Much swearing ensues.
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During the election, Nicola Murray hits a wall.
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Britain suffers from a slight case of the dead rising and of course DoSAC is the only government department left standing. Never fear, Malcolm has a plan.
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Valentine's day is shit.
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When Sam's away... (warning for: sweary words)
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