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When Sburb's meteors go astray, the Beta kids end up in the hands of the Ancestors, rather than the Guardians. It goes somewhat better than can be expected.
Or, adventures in the deep, with Rose and Her Imperious Condescension.
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- Part 3 of The Lost Meteor
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Voice of the Beast by BlossomofFireandRain for tatterdemalionAmberite (amberite), titianArchivist
Homestuck
28 Apr 2013
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You gain some interesting talents when your mom's an emissary to the Horrorterrors.
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- Part 1 of Fish Beats
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A collection of oneshots from the Aquarius universe.
Just when you thought you'd be getting some alone time with Fef, at her house for once, her family just had to ruin it by coming home early and finding you in bed together. You've had a lot of terrifying moments in your life, and this is going to rank with the worst of them.
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- Part 3 of Aquarius
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She's been alone so long. Save for her longest friend. Who just can't seem to find a way to reach her.
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An AU in which Sgrub never existed and the trolls are around 7 sweeps old. Feferi had never talked to any trolls other than Eridan, but a slip of the hand meant that wouldn't last for long.
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Tomorrow can't come soon enough. Getting out of this hellhole has been your main priority ever since you got shipped here a month ago, and all you want to do is eat some decent food, take a scalding shower, and see Fef. In your humble opinion, that isn't too much to ask.
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- Part 1 of Aquarius
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First in the Wreckstuck series. The story of Her Imperious Condescension is the story of the Alternian Empire, you can't tell one without dwelling into the other.
In which a young seadweller’s misadventures lead her to eventually save trollkind from extinction through humorously violent shenanigans and a Pact with the Powers-That-Be, along the way developing her relationship with trolls of various bloodcolors, as well as establishing her general character before she is finally crowned Empress of all Trollkind.
Includes a shit-stirring rustblood, meteors, a sheltered brownblood, political intrigue, a too-cheerful-to-live goldblood, gory war, a violently idealistic limeblood, a Stepford smiling Eldritch abomination, a monosyllabic greenblood, desert sandpits, a monstrous jadeblood, more war, a monologuing tealblood, more sandpits, a hyperactive blueblood, violence, a lazy indigoblood, excessively detailed reproduction talk, a thrill-thirsty purpleblood, obscene descriptions of pails, a spiteful violetblood, but mostly just violence and the facepalming, deadpanning fuchsiablood that might or might not cull them all by the end of it.
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- Part 1 of Wreckstuck
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A tale of a young troll struck down by a friend, and her descent into the afterlife.
(I might be making a little series on different experiences in the dream bubbles, so we'll see. Also, this is my first actual writing so I'd really love to have some feedback on this!)
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- 1,881
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The original epic about adult trolls doing adult things while trying to come to terms with life in a sabotaged civilization.
Expect ranting leaders, annoyed mutants, sarcastic imperialists, bored armies, soda worship, sassy seadwellers, loads of backstabbing everybodies, conflicted revolutions, pissed-off psionic slaves, ancestors out the wazoo, douche highbloods, douche lowbloods, exploration of troll morality, dysfunctional relationships in all of the quadrants, adult romantic drama, horrorterrors, desperate suicidal sacrifices, death and those who laugh at it, fallen ideals, fallen armies, fallen planets, collapsing universes and collapsing empires, mysterious links to different timelines, blatant authorial self-inserts, a game of pool a paradox space away, subverted consciousnesses, and ultimately the death of six hundred and twelve trillion fantrolls living in a doomed existence.
All will come in time.
NOW PLAYING: Eridan Ampora has a dysfunctional relationship with his ex, SERIOUS ashen relationship is SERIOUS, and Feferi Pexies finds out that it's hard starting rebellions with a sense of morality. It's hard and nobody really understands.
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In the past of Alternia, there was an evil troll named The Nitemare. He can able to give any troll nightmare when ever there were sleeping and able to kill them on his "third stage". But his killing spree was over when the 12 knights came along and put him in his sealed hive for the rest of his life.
But one day in the present, a girl named Aradia Megido and her friend, Sollux, will set him free unnoticed and The Nitemare will continue his spree.
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- Part 1 of Alternia's Finest
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Jade English, leaving home.
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YOU'R-E FR-E-E-E-E-E-E---------------E!
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Hell hath no fury like a monster scorned. Or, Calliope was dead, to begin with.
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From the bottom, you can either stay where you are, or you can try to climb. From the top, you have a few more options.
AU Alternia, the kids still play sburb, but rather than a reality warping universe-birther, it's just a very large scale FLARP game. The kids become fast friends throughout the game. As time progresses, the kids begin to realize who and what they are, to society, to each other, and most of all- to themselves. The story in particular follows a sort of Princess and the Pauper tale, focusing mainly on Karkat and Feferi, and what awaits them in their coming of age. Unfortunately for them, life isn't as simple as Sgrub, and as Feferi ages, she realizes her duties to her empire- as well as all the underhanded and back-alleyway politics that go along with it. Karkat, on the other hand, becomes even more embittered with the status quo, and though he knows his tenuous friendship with Feferi still holds, he isn't sure how much longer that will be true. Eventual Fef/Kat vascillations, as well as other pairings as I feel appropriate.
(A fic inspired by: https://archiveofourown.org/works/203668/chapters/362452)
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Easy Steps to Ruining a Child’s Life OR The Things Worth Believing In by chimesDissent
Homestuck
2 Aug 2012
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Here’s what they told Karkat about being a good parent: first, you have to decide that you’re willing and able to take care of a kid; second, everything else is just guesswork.
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- Part 1 of Parentingstuck
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After the Game, Sollux Captor and Jade Harley share an apartment, various clothing items, and a girlfriend with a miniature horrorterror in her living room aquarium.
Hangover sex is pretty much inevitable, really.
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The indescribable energies from the home dimension of unknowable beings of nonlinear existence.
An intrusion from the last reality that applies an impossibly subjective measurement to your life.
Methods for achieving godhood(ies) have come a long way since getting shot with a poisoned arrow and rising to Mount Olympus on the smoke of your funeral pyre.
Now with bonus method, being shunted into a liminal state between realities by the unholy spawn of an octopus, an albino, and a moebius strip!
Features two demons, one spirography sphere dealy, sixteen gods, and now, an actual ending!
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- Part 7 of The Troll War
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NOTE: in the process of adding new panels to "Dave is a coolteacher (2)" (Chapter 9), i ended up deleting it entirely.
i am very sorry for my mistake. ,,, ( . _ . ) ,,,Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are a KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.
(A kindergarten AU fan-adventure with
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In which a young marquise meets an empress and her pet.
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- 12,104
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Nigh-omniscience is, above all else, tedious. He has ample time to reminisce.
(Warning: Rather suggestive. The over-arching theme is pretty adult, but since nothing is said outright, I kept the rating/archive warnings rather low. Might have to bump it up if I receive a warning. Oh, and beware of precision cussing.)