3 Bookmarks in Giles Coren

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme: What if The Supersizers did a cannibalism-themed episode that crossed over with Hannibal? Who would be the guest chef? How would the human body parts be arranged for presentation at the beginning of the episode? Or would there be a lot of to-do over finding non-human meat substitutes for consumption? Would they innocently go visit Dr Lecter at the start and end of the week for their check-up and advice on what kind of physical/psychological toll cannibalism might take on them over the course of a week? Would Sue hilariously have to grind bones into paste for plumbing putty, or sew pillows stuffed with human hair on a Garrett Jacob Hobbs themed day? Would Giles get eaten by Hannibal for his rudeness? Imagine the voice-over menus: "Second course: liver served with fava beans, chianti.".. So many possibilities.

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    5 May 2013

  2. Rec 2

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    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme: What if The Supersizers did a cannibalism-themed episode that crossed over with Hannibal? Who would be the guest chef? How would the human body parts be arranged for presentation at the beginning of the episode? Or would there be a lot of to-do over finding non-human meat substitutes for consumption? Would they innocently go visit Dr Lecter at the start and end of the week for their check-up and advice on what kind of physical/psychological toll cannibalism might take on them over the course of a week? Would Sue hilariously have to grind bones into paste for plumbing putty, or sew pillows stuffed with human hair on a Garrett Jacob Hobbs themed day? Would Giles get eaten by Hannibal for his rudeness? Imagine the voice-over menus: "Second course: liver served with fava beans, chianti.".. So many possibilities.

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    5 May 2013

  3. Rec 1

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    Giles is maybe a little chickenshit.

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    26 Dec 2010

    Bookmarker's Notes

    My Yuletide Madness gift. Giles and Sue FTW!

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