2 Works in Ghost Soup Infidel Blue (reboot)
6 Sep 2016
Moira claims the power of her healing tears.
Oh my GOD! I offered Allonius and Zoill's Octapii, because those are the only characters I felt able to write and then I got your prompt which talked about literally every other character except for the ones I offered. DON'T REQUEST 'ANY' IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE MATCHING WORKS, JACKASS!
And that's without even going into all your other fails. You are basically lucky that I decided to be the better person and write a wonderful story that is not in any way a meta-criticism of how you suck when it comes to gift exchanges or of how much I hate your living guts.
So without further ado, here is a story about the crew doing a holiday gift exchange that bears no resemblance to your own assholish behavior whatsoever and if you think it does, then that is ON YOU because you are just PROJECTING. #JustSayin'