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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit hole and that means comfort. The Hobbit living in this hobbit hole or smial rather, was a peculiar creature with a great destiny awaiting him, not that he was aware of such a thing. No, Bilbo baggins did not yet know what awaited him in the future….but he was about to find out.

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    "Well what does it ma-" Gandalf said, no doubt about to cover for him.

     

     

    "No, no it matters. I uh- I found something in the Goblin Tunnels."

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    Gandalf Grey is a menace. First he sends Thorin and his team on a wild goose chase for a kingdom that other archaeologists have spent fruitless years trying to find. Then they actually find it, depriving Thorin of the (well-deserved) chance to say "I told you so." And then there's the infuriating antlers in the throne room and the really annoying dungeons.

    Oh, and the comatose elf. Can't forget about her.

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    Thorin has finally arrived at Bag End and is greeted by a tiny orange kitten frantically licking Dwalin's head. It seems that this adventure won't be going quite like he planned

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    In another life, James and Lily survive Halloween 1981, and these Potters are willing to do anything to keep their son safe. Anything. 14 years later, their solution is whisked away to Middle Earth. Can she get back to her world, or will she be fated to live out the rest of her days in Arda?

    DISCLAIMER!! I only own my OCs — he Hobbit and Harry Potter belong to J.R.R.Tolkien and J.K.Rowling respectively

    Also on ff.net and Wattpad

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    Bilbo is a unicorn. Kíli is a virgin. Together they fight goblins and cuddle epically.

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    Legends say that Earth was the second born world the Valar created. It was an attempt at fixing the mistakes they made on Arda. The Chosen were part of that process. Most only had one thing in common, the Heartmarks. Intricate and quite personal designs that the Chosen bore as proudly as they could. Sometimes it was difficult, the fear they caused by being different; by being something other than human. For most of the Chosen were not human, but something else. They were born to human parents, but their race a match to the person whose name the Chosen bore in their Heartmarks. Soulmates. The other half of their lost and searching soul.

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    One moment the Company of Thorin Oakenshield are enjoying their brief respite at Beorn's house, completely unaware that they are being watched - and that a kidnapping is just about to ensue. But not to worry though! There's popcorn. Popcorn = good.

    Or: the start of a silly little series wherein Bilbo and the Dwarves get to watch themselves. On widescreen.

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    Bard Bowman liked to think he was a good person, life had enjoyed shitting on him for a while now, but he still did his best to be a good person. He was raising his kids as best he could after his wife died, he kept them afloat and worked hard at his job attempting to educate today's youth.

    Point was, he liked to think he was a good person, and he was doing well for once.

    So of course the universe decided to have Thranduil Oropherion walk into his classroom and cause his world to fall out from under him.

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    When Gideon Greyheim (namecode : pilgrim) pressured Thomas Durin, rightful leader of Erebor Inc, into claiming back his birthright by hiring the overly policed Bilbo Baggins, he did not exactly plan the right mess that would result. Well, first, there may be more of Belladona in the History professor than expected. And, furthermore, their “quest” might have awoken something darker than an old grudge over family legacy.

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    Everyone magically survives the battle, Thorin and the boys are injured but not as gravely so. As for their Master Burglar, he's not waking up no matter what Oin or Gandalf do.

    AN: The prologue is basically an introduction the next chapter is when everything really starts but I felt it was a necessary start to Bilbo who's trapped in his own head so to speak.

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    ...When he's not fighting Balrogs and making fireworks, Gandalf enjoys writing...

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    Bilbo Baggins is a perfectly respectable gentlehobbit whose adventuring days are firmly behind him, thank you very much. He has missed nothing over the past five peaceful years, except for company, excitement, and the chance to finally meet a dwarf.

    It’s then, of course, that an entire colony of dwarves happen to end up in the Shire, on the road to a new life in Belegost and eager to celebrate the Prince’s coming of age ball. Hot on their heels is Gandalf, offering Bilbo a spectacular chance: to attend the dwarven ball as one of them.

    In retrospect, agreeing was never going to have been the best option to keep his quiet life. Especially after he runs into King Thorin— literally— and manages to be just a little too convincing in his new form.

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    From the Tumblr Prompt: "Oh no, our two dogs shagged so we might as well know each other's names!"

    After the death of his wife, Thranduil has found it hard to move on. He's distanced himself away from his son, Legolas, and focussed solely on his work- pretending like nothing ever happened because then it might hurt less. However, after Legolas went off to uni, he's left in care of Legolas' faithful and loving Belgian Shepard, Tauriel. Under orders to protect and care for her at all costs, he sends her to Gandalf the Grey's Hound Sitting Service.

    Widower Bard's entire life revolves around his 5 kids, 3 human and 2 canine. Sigrid's 18 and doing her ALevels alongside a part time job, Bain is 14 and acting like it and Tilda is 6 and full of just as much energy as their Norwegian Elk Hounds - Fíli and Kíli. However, with so many mouths to feed he's always working- and when he's not working he's always running around after everyone, taking them all to school/Grey's Hounds, football practice, ballet, rainbows.... It all means he's got no time for himself.

    However, with the aid of two dogs, and the will of some meddling kids, these two unlikely men might find exactly what they need.

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    The collected reports of I.S.T.A.R.I. agent Gandalf the Grey, regarding the events of Operation: Dragon from initiation to the Carrock.

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    Erebor is filled with many treasures, of gold and diamond and gemstones unknown, but perhaps ugly scale and flesh are the most precious things within these mighty, shimmering halls.

    Or, the Beauty and the Beast AU that no one asked for.

    And the one that will never be completed.

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    Thorin Oakenshield no contaba con que la treceava miembro de la Compañía fuera una hobbit. Y menos una tan sexy. Por otra parte, los hobbits tienen estrictas leyes en lo que respecta a la belleza y ni la barba del líder de la Compañía ni su falta grosor en la barriga alcanza las expectativas de la exigente Bilbo Baggins.
    Las cosas que hacen los magos para mantenerse entretenidos.

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    Sometimes a wild drunken night can leave many unanswered questions the next morning, as well as hangovers. After spending a night at the local inn in Bree, hangovers are the least of the Company of Thorin's Oakenshield's worries.

    For example, why are the Men of Bree suddenly afraid of Ori? How did Kíli end up in a dress? Where on Middle Earth is Glóin's locket, and who is the person responsible for the love bite on Thorin Oakenshield's neck?

    But the real question on everyone's mind is: what happened last night?

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    Bilbo Baggins had never really fit in with the other Hobbits. He was rather clever, very quick, and had an unhealthy taste for adventure.

    He tried to remind himself that he was perfectly content spending his days in The Shire with his dear adopted son, playing his Violin until the boy drifted off, and tucking him in at night. He had lost his spark and as much as he loathed to admit it, he wished desperately to go on an adventure. Enter his old friend Gandalf and a rather unexpected party of Dwarves, wanting him to steal some stone or whatever. It was really hard to concentrate with such a handsome Dwarf in his kitchen.

    In which Bilbo is Middle Earth's greatest Papa, Gandalf loves to meddle in private affairs, and Thorin (and his Company) falls more than a little bit in love with Hobbiton's sassiest Burglar and his son, Frodo.

    And yes Bilbo, Frodo is in fact a little bit too old to get tucked in at night.

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