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    Assorted sexy ficlettes that manage not to cross the crack border. I know that's unusual for me. Mostly from the International Month of Porn challenges.

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    Little and Often Makes a Meal!

    There are so many little sexy bits here, it's impossible to classify them. I hope you find something you like among the herd.

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    Honestly, no summary will adequately prepare you for this overflowing basket of crackiness. Expect the unexpected. Twists and turns and word play. Characters having fun.

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    49/49
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    Compilation of assorted short B7 fic with the common theme of word play, including puns, confusion caused between English and American*, and possibly other forms of word-crack.

    Depends on what I find when I turn over the old folder and shake. It's a mixed bag, most of it is Gen, but chapter 5 goes really a bit beyond innuendo.

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    There were some interesting plants on Saurian Major. Blake said some of them had an intelligence rating. Well, if they could think, couldn't they feel?

    Porn plants need people nookie to thrive. Hey, it's better than horse manure.

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    2/2
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    Everyone speaks in a mish-mash of British slang (as taken from a site- I can't vouch for any of it ever being in actual use). Cockney rhyming slang is included, but not limited to that.

    Vila is annoyed, Avon quarrels with him, Gan and Blake intercede.

    That's about it, really. (the Other rating is for the sexual content in dialogue.) It's short, but it just wouldn't fit with anything else to make a compilation.

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    1/1
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    Back in the day of the Adult B7 list, sometimes I'd be offered weird prompt challenges, because you know, they were nice to me that way. This one was a request for Blake/Servalan/Gan story set in the gondola of a hot-air balloon and involving suggestively-shaped sugar cookies.

    Of course the solution was OBVIOUS. :^) And fun.

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    Blake and Avon argued constantly. What would happen if for once they were forced to stay silent? Would they perhaps meet on more amicable terms?

    Nah, they'd just have sex in the shower.

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    This was originally an April Fool's Day joke- I'd even put the text upside down. Fear not, this is right-side up.

    It's very cracky. Extremely cracky. And explicit depends on the reader. I can see explicit when I read it, but then I wrote it.

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    In the episode Duel, Blake and Jenna go down to a rather unexplained mystical planet to battle Travis and his mutoid pilot. Blake got bit by a bat canonically, but NOTHING HAPPENED.

    I hate to see good crack potential wasted. So... I sent Avon down with Blake instead.

    (Originally this had photo-manips. I particularly liked the bat with the nipple ring-- pity the pics are lost)

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    The Venture Brothers fused with Blake's 7. Impossible, you say? I laugh at the constraints of logic. Crack has no boundaries.

    I'll never think of the tragedy at Gauda Prime the same way again, not after Brock Samson Gan showed up to face down Supreme Dr. Girlfriend, while Dean Avon stared in disbelief.

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    The entire Blake's 7 series, written as a 'Dick and Jane' primer. Only with innuendo.

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    Avon plays Cyrano de Bergerac to help Vila win Blake's affections. I know this sounds cracky, but I played it seriously. Well, seriously cracky. Pretty much everything that happens in canon episodes happens, up until the end of the series where this continues, BUT there are scenes that weren't filmed, and Avon's thoughts, to change your view of canon.

    Note: The rape started out consensual, but there was a change of mind, which the partner did not honor. No always means no. Even in the middle of things. Still no.

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    Written for the B7 kinkmeme, for the prompt "Gan hugs everybody. In a Regency AU."

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    Kerr Avon is sexy. Kerr Avon enjoys sex in all its forms, and particularly in the forms of his fellow crew aboard the Liberator. Cally shares the secret of telepathically enhanced sex with him, and he quite enjoys that, too.

    But he gets it stuck in 'on' and really, there can be too much of a good thing.

    Very cracky- you've been officially warned. :^)

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    Canonically, Olag Gan is seen as a big, not very bright fellow. But things in the Federation often aren't what they seem. What if Gan had everyone fooled all along?

    What if, instead of being the one being manipulated, he was the one pulling the strings?

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    Written for an Evil Overlord Ficathon (but Real Life Zapped Me before I could expand this to dialogue) one of the most hapless and hopeless innocents of the Blake's 7 canon was Nova. Pretty much an eager to help puppy in human form, you could see the cross-hairs lined up on him the moment he appeared.

    Well, in this story, the puppy decided not to die a good boy. And boy does he get his revenge on the universe. I gave up on warnings- although there's very little detail, he does a lot of horrible things. And gets away with it. ALL.

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    The Liberator is full of assorted gems, sexy costumes and currency, while the medical unit is prepared to take care of just about any injury, except for radiation poisoning. And really, WHY are the guns so phallic?

    Hmmm... maybe the Liberator actually wasn't a battleship.

    Maybe Zen's current crew might enjoy a change in profession.

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    Vila gets mistaken for Blake by hero-worshipping rebels. Blake agrees to go along with it rather than upset the rebels- it's only one quick mission, after all, but he can't take Vila's role, as there's safe-cracking involved. Reluctantly, Avon agrees to be Vila- he's not great as a safe-cracker, but adequate, given his own skills and what he'd picked up from watching Vila. Which leaves Blake to be Avon.

    How hard could it be? They know each other's mannerisms quite well, so it's not a big deal, is it? And then they discover that the rebels believe romantic rumors about them.

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    Cally wakes to a stranger wearing a Federation uniform telling her to lie still. That's the last thing she's going to do. She doesn't remember what her mission was, and she doesn't believe the man when he says she knows him and that she was sent on a mission with him. But he knows her, and more important, he knows the location of a Federation base.

    She may have forgot many things, but she knows how to fight the Federation. So long as she watches him, he won't be able to betray her. And if he does, there will be time to kill him first.

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