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    In which a young man wakes up hungover married to his best friend.
    Seriously who accepts brownies from a well known stoner?

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    People learn a whole lot about Gamzee Makara from the first minute they meet him.

    But Karkat has to learn a whole lot real quickly if he's to help Gamzee out of this metaphorical legendary hole he's managed to dig himself.

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    You never thought a person could move so fast, and a gap of at least twenty feet is closed almost before you realize anything is happening at all. Something curved and razor sharp is pressed against your frozen throat and you are apparently now the prisoner of a voice that’s about as far from Mary’s as you can imagine.

    “I see that hand, motherfucker,” he says, raw and furious. “One more inch toward that knife and your thinkpan's parting ways with the rest of your gross lanky husk.”

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    2/?
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    Karkat prides himself on a normal life. But, one movie day with his moirail might destroy that.

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    2/?
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    In which Kankri, the prude, finally gives in; Karkat, the cynic, finally feels desperation; Dave, the fearless, finally finds something to fear. Events transpire, and a few of the characters almost die... oops.

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    17/?
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    One does not escape from Her Imperious Condescension's ship. This goes double if one is a powerful psionic directly descended from the current engine.

    It's hard to have infamous Ancestors. It's hard, and nobody understands.

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    2/?
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    The paint-splattered studio of the terrifying Professor Makara—once known as the Grand Highblood—is the last place art minor Karkat would expect to be struck by the pale thunderbolt.

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    1/1
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    10
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    A pair of rquests from tumblr turned into this. Andrew, Im combining them. Writing Pale pole dancing? Hard. Hard as fuck. Its becoming pale competing black with a pile of Karkat in the grey

    Song: Neon Trees: in the next room
    /lyrics like this/
    Also warning, I have no clue what im doing with pole ancing so uhh here we go

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    1/1
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    4/30
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    10
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    9
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    1
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    You’re broken. You must be. This is three, three trolls now you’ve fallen pale for and that’s simply not how it works. You have one moirail, your soulmate, the one troll who fits alongside you better than any other. Not two. Definitely not three. It could probably get you culled, the same way that almost everything else on this stupid planet could probably get you culled, and you’re stupid and sick and a pervert and scum on the face of Alternia for having such fucked up genes and such a fucked up thinkpan.

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    1/1
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    Kankri Vantas is a senior in high school preparing to begin his first semester of medical school, as if the pressure of starting his next schooling isn’t enough, he is the primary target of someone who is done waiting, Cronus Ampora.

    A few vows and sass aren’t repellent enough to keep this bad boy out the door, and, as neighbours, Cronus has an easy view on things.

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    5/?
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    10
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    10
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    Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company? (Pornstar AU)

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    18/?
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    After being laid off his previous, high-paying job, Tavros Nitram finds easy work as a stripper that doubles as a prostitute.
    He formed his own schedule, collected his own money, and everything was simple to calculate and perform. His new work, as well as his life, would be fine had he not fallen in love with a boxing, blond regular and his indigoblooded kismesis.

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    21/?
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    12
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    Gamzee Makara is a weird kid. His parents are divorced, his father is insane, his mother is depressed, and his brother has plenty of his own issues. When tragedy strikes, and Gamzee must live with his father and brother after years apart, how will he manage it? I suck at summaries, but tags come into play first chapter, so be careful.

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    1/?
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    10
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    15
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    1
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    4/?
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    7
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    16
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    1
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    Karkat Vantas is an over worked and underpaid website coder. His only saving grace -to both his recluse lifestyle and his wallet- is his crappy romance novel franchise written under a pen name. Eridan Ampora is the Prince of an underwater kingdom with the unfortunate habit of harassing swimmers and straying too close to shore.

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    2/?
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    4
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    all my bonusround fills about pale Gamkar.
    I just felt like posting them seperately. I may or may not have a bad case of otp here.
    Will tag all warnings as they come up.

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    6/6
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    In which Aradia Megido sets it all in motion and sits back to watch it burn.

    Or, the conclusion of Eridan's character arc and the beginning of the End.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    21
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    66
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    8
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    If Karkat had been paying more attention, he would have never missed his boyfriend's entrance into the kitchen behind him.

    But, as it were, his head was buried in the refrigerator, sifting through junk that probably should have been thrown out weeks ago.

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    Before the scratch, Karkat was known as the Pitiable. He was culled by the highblood known as the High Rapso Al-Giedi, of the purple caste, and the capricorn sub-caste, as a gift from the Empress, Her Imperial Compassion. Born and raised as a hivetroll, he eventually grew up to be one of the most influential men in the revolution against the Beforus Empire.

    Karkat and Meenah discover the Pitiable's old letters to his grubmother, the Counture, and decide to brush up on some Beforus history, if only to cure their boredom.

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    English
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    8,258
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1416

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