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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    Signless found you in the alleyway during an down pour. You were left alone a mewling newborn crying for anyone to find you. You were left there beside the dumpster to die. But he couldn't leave you there or give you up because it may take a village to raise a child but it'll take a trollian family, his family, to raise you right.

    Child!Reader x Vantas-Leijon Family

    (No pairing just family and domestic fluff)

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    This may or may not become a story, but for now it's a one-shot about Cronus being a vampire with an incubus roommate Kankri who hasn't fed in a month.
    Shenanigans ensue.
    All of the shenanigans.

    POTENTIALLY TO BE REWRITTEN, BUT DEFINITELY NOT TO BE CONTINUED AS IS

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    "I love you, brother," the words are whispered into his mouth, his ear, his neck, his chest, his belly, his thighs, "you ain't no wallflower, you're my miracle.."

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    In a universe where the Sufferer was an orange-eyed human and a certain fuschia tyrant is nothing but a scary story, four humans embark on a quest to build the ultimate bots in defense against a nigh undefeatable enemy. Upon activation, though, they discover that the "programs" they installed in the androids may not be entirely made out of numbers and other complicated tech shit. Human, troll, and godly shenanigans ensue.

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Updates (most) Thursdays

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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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    There are certain expectations in troll society about taking in a freeloader with no place to go, as Dad Egbert finds out when he offers to host two of his son's stranded friends post-game.

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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    College is a difficult transition for almost all of us. Growing up, dealing with life's everyday challenges, pulling all-nighters, and in Tavros and Gamzee's cases, pining for your roommate. This is a story about growth and change and hardships and good times and hoping that in the end, things turn out alright.

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

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    9/?
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    Demons are supposed to feel nothing but how they are assigned to their jobs. Dave Strider is supposed to forget his human emotions besides anger and lust. Until one assignment leaves him feeling something else, towards John Egbert. Down his way he finds out more than what the human had seemed, and what he had never known about himself before.

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    If it's Christmas, tis the season to spread a little cheer and think about how good you got it.

    There's not a point to this. It's just schmoop featuring charitable Juggalos, baking and some domestic stuff.

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    After the end of a game in a possible alternate pre-retcon timeline, those still alive in the game are reincarnated as gods, those who didn't survive to the end return to the new universe as regular inhabitants. One such inhabitant is Gamzee Makara. After a visit to the Temple Gamzee finds himself whisked into a journey of self-discovery under the watchful eye of The People's Shield.

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