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    A self-sporking of the author's 2011 infamous old shame My Motherfucking Best Friend and the series Hot Mess.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    You are sixteen years old when you cough up your first flower petal.

    It's red.

    Of course it's fucking red.

    The same exact red of his text.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings and memories about the person disappear along with the flowers.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    In Which Karkat Vantas Finds His Ashen Quadrant Filling Itself, Somewhat Against His Wishes, Leaving Him With A Small Mountain Of What The Fuck Do I Do Now?

    An exploration of what "ashen" looks like, being romance, platonic, black, and conciliatory all at once.

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    You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he //did// do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw god.

    He could //ruin// you.

    Kink Meme Prompt: consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM Makaracest.

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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    Love and some Verses you hear - say what you can't say - love to say this in your ear: "I'll love you that way." (Iron & Wine)

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    you had a diamond, perfect and pure and sweet.
    he was never yours. you were never his.

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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Update schedule under heavy revision

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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    After the town of Medium, California is released from the control of the cult/crime ring/subculture known as Alternia, Karkat Vantas returns to his hometown with the knowledge that finally, it's safe. Years later, he has a home, a boyfriend, a job, and a determination to uncover the secrets of Alternia and the rumors that it's returning-- but he may find that the evil he's trying to eradicate is a little closer than expected.

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    Be THE HIGHBLOOD

    ==> Tell that motherfucker to kneel
    ==> TELL HIM TO MOTHERFUCKING KNEEL
    ==> Get twelve shades of shit kicked the fuck outta you
    ==> NOW SIT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING WEAK ASS DOWN, BITCH

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