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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    Homestuck AU. Subterranean shenanigans in a city called Darkhaven, where humans rule and trolls are kept out of sight, out of mind... as much as possible. (And then there's Karkat).

    John Egbert is about the most boring man you'll ever meet -- obsessed with a 'beautiful life' but too scared to do anything about it. That is until he's thrust bodily into troll company.

    Hijinks ensue.

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    21/?
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    You swear if you don't get some fresh air soon you're going to fling yourself out of the van.

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    8/?
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    You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he //did// do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw god.

    He could //ruin// you.

    Kink Meme Prompt: consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM Makaracest.

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    14/?
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    They've won the game. Their reward? The kids and the trolls are sent back to their respective planets, to come to terms with the rest of their lives. However, given the fact that Alternia is horrible in ways Karkat won't stand for, they're gonna start a rebellion

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    18/?
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    Tavros and Aradia own a cafe, where a particular customer catches Tavros's eye.

    Meanwhile Aradia has her eyes on someone, too. And Sollux is totally not attracted to her friend.

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    1/?
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    The honorable Subjugglator Gamzee Makara is even less funny when he's puking his insides onto your shoes.

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    As the first drops of rain fell, so did the first of many tears. A small community gathered early, before the sun had risen, before any light touched the sky, to pay their dues.

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    PLEASE NOTE THE NEW TAGS, NEXT CHAPTER 23 HAS TRIGGER WARNINGS LIKE WHOA.

    Relationships are hard. Being a teenager is hard. And controlling hormones is damn near impossible when you cant get away from thirteen other people in the same situation.

    Contains much pornography, many surprising relationship developments, many more unsurprising relationship developments, and some more porn. Canon-typical levels of violence and murder. Assume canon up until the end of act 5. Please, also assume that every chapter Eridan is in might squick you out. Equius might have the same effect.

    Chapters are titled with whichever character's POV they are written in however I like. Chapters are somewhat nonlinear.

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    24/?
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    14
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    Karkat just wants something to go his way. John just wants to hide his secrets, while trying to make his father proud, which seems to be very nearly impossible as of late. Gamzee just wants to keep the breaking pieces of his friend together.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THE SYSTEM.
    LET’S BECOME BROS JUST TO SPITE THEM. WE CAN BE THE BESTEST OF BROS, WHO BRO HUG BUMP AS A FORM OF GREETING.
    LET’S DO THIS, MAN.
    LET’S *MAKE IT HAPEN*.

    ﴿♠♥♣♦﴾

    Each person on Earth is a single piece of coloured thread. Threads intertwine in a rainbow dance, displaying how claustrophobic the world really is - if you're looking.

    Karkat Vantas attends a school that caters to his disabilities. He's too afraid of interacting with others, online and face-to-face. However, after his pen pal's brother overcomplicates the delivery of a gift, it sets off a chain reaction that shows Karkat that the world isn't all that big and scary after all.

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    20/?
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    In which Rose teaches Karkat to play the violin because reasons.

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    Rose Lalonde had no intention of getting involved with one of the most feared gangs in Skaia, but between her estranged brother and an omniscient meddler, she doesn't have much choice. Now the Felt are going missing one by one, angels have been sighted in the second realm, and a prophecy she can't quite make heads or tails of weighs heavily on her mind.

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    9/?
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    8
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    This is right before the Empress comes, where Hussie left us with Gamzee, Terezi, Karkat, and Kanaya.

    He hadn't wanted this, he wished they could just hug it out, but not with what's been happening, not with what this asshole's been doing.

    Where two ex moirails come to blows while finally getting out their feelings and tensions about one another and what's been happening.

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    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

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    25,673
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    60
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    98
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    In Which A Large Rock Bearing A Laboratory, Several Young Trolls And Two Aliens Appears In The Flight Path Of An Unconventional Threshecutioner Crew Ship Whereupon The Crew Discover That The Trolls Are Alternate Versions Of Their Hatchmates, Including One Resentful And Also Rude Copy Of The Threshecutioner Captain Himself.

    Contains One Instance Of Caliginous Selfcest With Hemospectrum And Age Differences.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
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    77
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    12
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    859
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    This may or may not become a story, but for now it's a one-shot about Cronus being a vampire with an incubus roommate Kankri who hasn't fed in a month.
    Shenanigans ensue.
    All of the shenanigans.

    Language:
    English
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    12,167
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
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    22
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    2
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    "G-gamzee, I... I love you, okay?"

    "That's a good motherfuckin' thing, Tavbro."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    8
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    20
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