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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

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    Karkat Vantas has just escaped from his home planet of Alternia and is set on adapting to his new life on Earth. It's frustrating and he keeps getting hurt, he has to deal with people and his blood too, but he's going to get through it and hopefully live in a world he never would have expected was so fucking amazing.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    Why couldn't these hunters give Karkat and his hive a break? Ah, yes, because nice things are for other people. How could he forget.

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    The first thing Karkat thought when he saw the Empress was huge. Logically, he knew her official height of 34’7, but he'd always assumed that it was propaganda. Apparently not. She stared down at him for incredulously, him looking up determinedly, sickles in hand.

    “Wait a glubbin minute,” she said, giggling. “Is this the mutie? He's tiny, he's not even a fifth of my height!”

    Karkat glared. “Oh fuck you! We can't all be millennia old assholes in elevation foot-wear!”

    She snorted.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Signless found you in the alleyway during an down pour. You were left alone a mewling newborn crying for anyone to find you. You were left there beside the dumpster to die. But he couldn't leave you there or give you up because it may take a village to raise a child but it'll take a trollian family, his family, to raise you right.

    Child!Reader x Vantas-Leijon Family

    (No pairing just family and domestic fluff)

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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    24/?
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    You are sixteen years old when you cough up your first flower petal.

    It's red.

    Of course it's fucking red.

    The same exact red of his text.

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    The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited feelings, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings and memories about the person disappear along with the flowers.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
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    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    College is a difficult transition for almost all of us. Growing up, dealing with life's everyday challenges, pulling all-nighters, and in Tavros and Gamzee's cases, pining for your roommate. This is a story about growth and change and hardships and good times and hoping that in the end, things turn out alright.

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    6/?
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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

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    14/?
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    It's easy to think too much. You need to take a shower.

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    “So,” The Grand Highblood growled, looking down sharply at his descendant. “It's my traitorous spawn, come to challenge.”
    Gamzee glared at him. “So,” he mimicked. “It's my most mirthless and tits-up of unmiraculous ancestor, come to die.”
    His ancestor snorted at him. “You have whimsy in you, wriggler. It's a shame you're a traitor.”

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    Gamzee rolled his eyes internally as one of the guards that had helped bring him to “The Flying Massacre” explained that he was going to be put in subjugulator training “to remind him of his duty to the empire” for the thousandth time. Mirthless fuckers had caught him in a raid on one of their encampments, and thought that just ‘cause his main motherfucking pale-brother was the leader of that biz meant that he had been dragged along for the ride and could be ‘trained out of it’. He didn’t bother fighting them when they led him to the subjugulator trainees’ recreation block. Karkat had already briefed everyone before for this exact type of situation.

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    Kanaya lashes out during a daymare, and ends up doing more damage than she intended.

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    A self-sporking of the author's 2011 infamous old shame My Motherfucking Best Friend and the series Hot Mess.

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    24/?
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    Parties are pretty much always bad. For instance, it's at a party where Gamzee asks Eridan out. Their relationship flourishes. And Sollux finds himself becomingly inexplicably jealous.
    Meanwhile, the rest of their group are experiencing...a little turbulence. It makes no sense to anyone, but hey, that's both dark matter and adolescence.

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    9/?
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    242
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    27
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