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    You are sixteen years old when you cough up your first flower petal.

    It's red.

    Of course it's fucking red.

    The same exact red of his text.

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    The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited feelings, where the patient throws up and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings and memories about the person disappear along with the flowers.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    19/?
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    Why couldn't these hunters give Karkat and his hive a break? Ah, yes, because nice things are for other people. How could he forget.

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    9/?
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    4
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    Kanaya lashes out during a daymare, and ends up doing more damage than she intended.

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Karkat Vantas is running away from his life on Alternia. Like many lowbloods and even some highbloods, they have heard that Earth, a newly conquered planet, is a safe haven from The Imperial Condescendence and her ways. Through various hardships he is able to get to Earth, learning about it's culture and even it's problems. But soon enough a cool kid named Dave Strider came into his life and fucked up everything.

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    6/?
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    A self-sporking of the author's 2011 infamous old shame My Motherfucking Best Friend and the series Hot Mess.

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    Parties are pretty much always bad. For instance, it's at a party where Gamzee asks Eridan out. Their relationship flourishes. And Sollux finds himself becomingly inexplicably jealous.
    Meanwhile, the rest of their group are experiencing...a little turbulence. It makes no sense to anyone, but hey, that's both dark matter and adolescence.

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    Wherein the group of insane fuckwits who make up the urban exploration blog Terrestrial Trolling finally converge in real life. Though Eridan really wishes it were just to hang out, a ritual in the past made it clear that they must perform an even bigger ritual now in order to save some alien kids that are stuck between universes, plus make it so the work of one of those kids wasn't in vain.

    Or, in summary: A meeting in life, a meeting in dreams, and a meeting of Gods.

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    Karkat is captured by pirates. Long story short, he gets attached to one. (oh my god this desc is so boring and lemme tell ya its not getting any better from here)

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    When Gamzee doesn't want to remember, he paints.

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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

    *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*

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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

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    39
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    This is a mixfill of two prompts!

    Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

    Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak
     
    Gold watch, diamond ring
    I ain't missin' not a single thing
    And cufflinks, stick pin
    When I step out I'm gonna do you in

     

    They come runnin' just as fast as they can
    'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

     

    Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.

     

    And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

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    13/?
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    Gamzee experiments with socializing.

    Dirk is over-caffeinated.

    Hal pulls the tiger's tail.

    >:3

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    1/1
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    The game is over and they all the kids and trolls have restarted their lifes on a new earth, this time all as humans and non remember the past but pieces always seam to come back to some of the trolls at times but not the humans. Karkat has had the most realizations as he is in a small school with his past close friend and he tries to re-tie his bonds but will him and dave ever be the same?

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    4/?
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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    17/?
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    12
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    1334

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