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    Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA, and you're a WORLD FAMOUS CELEBRITY. You're known for your SICK BEATS and MIRACULOUS VOICE. Your DAD is a weird looking man always insisting on you calling him GOATDAD, making you wonder HOW IN HELL you were actually raised. You like to occupy yourself with BAKING, CIRCUS ARTS and WALL PAINTINGS. A few months ago you went through HELL because of a STALKER, and this has rendered your life into a CATCH 22 OF DEPRESSION AND DRUG ABUSE. The VOICE will not go away, and you have found THE MOTHERFUCKING SOLUTION.

    You are about to END your problems.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Gamzee just watched him as he mumbled sweet apologies, smiling softly and being really relieved to have him home.

     

    (AKA "Tavros, just go to fucking sleep.")

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    10/?
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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Update schedule under heavy revision

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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

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    Karkat has been a negligent moirail, and finds Gamzee who is... Not okay.

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    In a universe where the Sufferer was an orange-eyed human and a certain fuschia tyrant is nothing but a scary story, four humans embark on a quest to build the ultimate bots in defense against a nigh undefeatable enemy. Upon activation, though, they discover that the "programs" they installed in the androids may not be entirely made out of numbers and other complicated tech shit. Human, troll, and godly shenanigans ensue.

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    “Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

    “What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

    The good news is that it's not sextoys

    The bad news is that it's a person.

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    “Gamzee, where are you?”

    “Out,” he said in a tiny voice, “Karkat, I’m out, he said not to come back. Not ever.”

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    Palebloods were breeder trolls before one of the Empresses decided that they were a threat. They culled and almost all knowledge of them obliterated from the face of Alternia until only jadebloods and highbloods had knowledge of them beyond myths and crappy romcoms. Well, until Karkat molts a few months after the game spits them out.

    Welcome to adulthood, Karkat. Have fun!

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    VRISKA: How a8out this.
    VRISKA: I'll give you all the luck in the world...
    VRISKA: IF you give yourself to me.
    VRISKA: Let's sign a contract. A 8INDING contract.

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    Signless found you in the alleyway during an down pour. You were left alone a mewling newborn crying for anyone to find you. You were left there beside the dumpster to die. But he couldn't leave you there or give you up because it may take a village to raise a child but it'll take a trollian family, his family, to raise you right.

    Child!Reader x Vantas-Leijon Family

    (No pairing just family and domestic fluff)

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    This may or may not become a story, but for now it's a one-shot about Cronus being a vampire with an incubus roommate Kankri who hasn't fed in a month.
    Shenanigans ensue.
    All of the shenanigans.

    POTENTIALLY TO BE REWRITTEN, BUT DEFINITELY NOT TO BE CONTINUED AS IS

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    "I love you, brother," the words are whispered into his mouth, his ear, his neck, his chest, his belly, his thighs, "you ain't no wallflower, you're my miracle.."

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    -- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
    TC: so yeah hi

    It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

    He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

    Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

    So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.

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    How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

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