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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    "It shouldn't be... it's waking up..."

    After ending the first Blight outside of Thedas, all Cullen and Eleanor want is a moment's peace. But when they return to Thedas, they discover there is still much work to be done - and something else is brewing underfoot in Indiana. Something that might change the fabric of reality on both sides of the Rift.

    "We have to go home."

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    “Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up this one.” Keeping her hands in the air as the captain rose, she said, “You folks gonna arrest me?”

    Leanne is a mage, and a Ferelden refugee. Struggling to find her place in her new home, she takes a job in a clinic working for the notorious upstart mage Anders and tries to hold it all together and hold the people she loves close while everything else is falling apart.

    A modern retelling of select parts of Dragon Age: II, focusing on the Mage Rebellion and asking: What if Anders had had help?

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    An old legend, regarding a dragon's cult in the hissing wastes. It unsettled the villagers in the adjacent area and so the Inquisitor promised to help. However, instead of going herself - she tasked her Ex-Lover, the Commander of the Inquisition with it.
    Eager to get away from the woman who crushed his dreams by persuading him to take Lyrium again, Cullen sets out to find the truth behind the legend. Accompanied by his two most trusted men, Rylen and Delrin, he leaves Skyhold in the wee hours of the morning.

    Everything goes just as planned... till one night, they get ambushed and overpowered.

    Now they have to decide... Fuck for your life... or fuck and create Life.

     

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    He doesn't remember his life. He doesn't remember his death. He only remembers one person and it's someone he never liked. Dramione Muggle AU.

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    Richie Tozier isn't always the best at funerals, but he and Stan come to support Bill and his family when little Georgie Denbrough goes missing. Because it's Richie though, he sort of...does the worst possible thing.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    He’d been close to unconsciousness when he’d seen the feet encased in expensive leather heading his way, their steps whisper soft against the grass. Too weak to even push himself upright and, so, flat on his back when the man stopped somewhere in the vicinity of his head, leaning down to peer at him curiously.

    (or: There are some things that are inexplicable, even in the career of a freelance hitman. Victor should know. He's had Death dogging his heels for years, now, making small talk and keeping him company, and he still isn't sure why.)(Death also has a name. It's Yuuri. This makes even less sense to him than the former.)

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    30 Days of Writing, Day 25: Winter
    Fandom: Killing Stalking

    Yoon Bum gets a cold. That results in sneezing, of course. But Sangwoo doesn't exactly say what everyone usually says when you hear someone sneeze...

    Oneshot/drabble

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    "Any one who has common sense will remember that the bewilderments of the eyes are of two kinds, and arise from two causes, either from coming out of the light or from going into the light. True, how could they see anything but the shadows if they were never allowed to move their heads?" -- Plato, the Allegory of the Cave

    Or, the one where Sam, Dean and Jack tromp around the Multiverse looking for pieces of Castiel. Humor, angst, hijinks and craziness ahoy!

    This is a SPN Destiel story, for the most part... other fandoms are included, but merely for setting/plot and... uh... reasons... ;)

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    When Tumblr gives you broken read mores, get AO3.

    A collection of various stories from Tumblr. Unbeta'd and wildly varied.

    See first chapter for index

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    “It’s your funeral, sis. Don’t mind me if I stay behind, in case someone needs to sweep up what’s left of you.” A certain Hellgod is furious about a certain satirical video purportedly featuring Himself and Anti. His demon daughter Meg, tries to calm Him down.

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    The year is 2017. Centuries back, humans lost the ability to manipulate chakra and use and create jutsu. No one knows for sure why, and those who do are long dead. Certain oddities such as psychics, energy vampires, mediums, therians, and those who allegedly use witchcraft still exist, but their powers are usually weak, and who would believe them anyway? Nowadays, their world is much like the one you see around you today: go to college, drown in debt, then work a job that doesn't pay nearly enough money to live on until you die. The shinobi of the past are mostly forgotten, only mentioned in the occasional history lesson.
    That is, until October 2017, when a group of eight history buffs meet each other through an online group where they go to discuss their unhealthy fixation on a particular Legendary Sannin. They later decide to meet up in real life in an ill-fated attempt to summon the spirit of Orochimaru.

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    However, Freddie did have to deal with the fact that Will Graham was one of the heads of this household, and in effect, her boss.
    Will. Graham.
    With his huge mansion, his nine-carat black diamond ring, his stupidly adoring husband, and precocious daughter.
    She’d admit to bitterness, but not jealousy. She was not, and would never be, jealous of Will Graham.

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    “What were you doing at my house in pajamas this morning?” Shiro groans.

    “Oh, uh…” Matt stammers, “Y-your boss called me? You didn’t show up to work, and she was worried. And then I got worried, because… your texts last night were a little scary to begin with, but then you didn’t show up to work? Anyways, I drove over to check on you, and your door was unlocked, so…” he gestures vaguely.

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    Yuri Petrov's life was pretty miserable. Then Keith Goodman saved it. Then it got worse.

    Yuri is much more accustomed to being the one assassinating criminals rather than having criminals attempt to assassinate him. At least, not when he's being himself instead of Lunatic. But, for once, it's Yuri that someone wants dead rather than Lunatic. If he could have handled it all himself, he's convinced he would have been fine. But then Keith got involved, and got it into his head that he was meant to protect Yuri while bringing his potential murderer to justice. Now instead of just having to kill an assassin, he has to do it without letting Keith, or anyone one else, learn of his double life.

    And that's just the beginning of it.

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    The former Smiths frontman Morrissey's solo career has been prematurely ended through unfortunate means, and it's up to Robert Smith and Simon Gallup of The Cure to dispose of the body. Unfortunately, neither of them can do that without bickering over it at each other.

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    Before he became the BLU Spy, Lazare Devaux was dealing with the possibility that he was out of time.
    Arrested and knowing his fate to be a foregone conclusion, how does he react to a strange woman in purple with an Australian man in blue?

    A joke turned headcanon turned fic

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    Nolan had never given much thought to what the Grim Reaper would look like, but he had never expected him to be so...small.

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    Dragon Age fangirl, Gwen Harwood, thought she was happier dwelling in the warm fantastical fuzzies of Thedas because her reality wasn't so hot. The elfroot is always greener...

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    The Care and Maintenance of Your Jedi: A Clone Trooper's Guide

    Let's be real, a document with the above title totally existed during the Clone Wars. Write an excerpt from that document. That's it, that's the prompt.

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    Ding!

    You have a memo (Level: Non-Urgent, Confidential, Ongoing Maintenance, Internally Generated).

    Memo: Jedi Maintenance

    To: You. Yes, you. Presuming you don’t want to get shot up or be responsible for getting your unit shot up because you were too lazy to prep properly in a moment of downtime.

    *

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