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    A collection of drabbles and short stories following Sylvanas and her less than thrilling adventures in the realms of the Nexus, no matter how peaceful or intense they get. Written in non-chronological order. Contains black comedy, Sylvanas/Nova/Li-Ming/Valeera harem-not-harem, and anti-SJW content.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    "It shouldn't be... it's waking up..."

    After ending the first Blight outside of Thedas, all Cullen and Eleanor want is a moment's peace. But when they return to Thedas, they discover there is still much work to be done - and something else is brewing underfoot in Indiana. Something that might change the fabric of reality on both sides of the Rift.

    "We have to go home."

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    English
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    42,601
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    632
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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    English
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    2,166
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1015
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    “Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up this one.” Keeping her hands in the air as the captain rose, she said, “You folks gonna arrest me?”

    Leanne is a mage, and a Ferelden refugee. Struggling to find her place in her new home, she takes a job in a clinic working for the notorious upstart mage Anders and tries to hold it all together and hold the people she loves close while everything else is falling apart.

    A modern retelling of select parts of Dragon Age: II, focusing on the Mage Rebellion and asking: What if Anders had had help?

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    English
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    69,744
    Chapters:
    75/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    583
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    The year is 2017. Centuries back, humans lost the ability to manipulate chakra and use and create jutsu. No one knows for sure why, and those who do are long dead. Certain oddities such as psychics, energy vampires, mediums, therians, and those who allegedly use witchcraft still exist, but their powers are usually weak, and who would believe them anyway? Nowadays, their world is much like the one you see around you today: go to college, drown in debt, then work a job that doesn't pay nearly enough money to live on until you die. The shinobi of the past are mostly forgotten, only mentioned in the occasional history lesson.
    That is, until October 2017, when a group of eight history buffs meet each other through an online group where they go to discuss their unhealthy fixation on a particular Legendary Sannin. They later decide to meet up in real life in an ill-fated attempt to summon the spirit of Orochimaru.

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    English
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    2,998
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    143
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    It is the better part of a thousand years before the Battle of Yavin. In the throes of a depression wracking the Republic, increasing numbers are forced to the lower levels of Coruscant, away from the prying eyes of its governance - the body of which may well have the tendrils of corruption pervading it. A lone death stick junkie finds herself in circumstances far beyond her...

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    15,754
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    34
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    He doesn't remember his life. He doesn't remember his death. He only remembers one person and it's someone he never liked. Dramione Muggle AU.

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    English
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    14,605
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    590
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    “My dear sir, if you would come to my house - alone, for this must be done with the utmost secrecy - I will, in my cellar, demonstrate my invention,” Dr Ramsey wrote in his final letter, which Moriarty, upon reading it, threw straight into the waste-paper basket.

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    3,562
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Cas remembers the soulmate stories his father told him, but he doesn't believe them... until he is killed and comes back to guide Dean through life. Will Cas forgive Dean for his role in his death? Can Cas protect Dean from his past catching up?

    Language:
    English
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    6,790
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    261
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    I looked, I saw, and I beheld a horse, a pale horse. On a pale horse doth Death ride; he is coming—tripping, stumbling, occasionally falling, swearing at the bumpy ride. On a pale horse doth Death ride, and he hath come for me.

    Published: 10/29/2017 (mm/dd/yyyy)

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    English
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    584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    23
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    The gang goes down to the sewers to rescue Bev from Pennywise. It's a gross place. Richie doesn't exactly help.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
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    238
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    Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    425
    Bookmarks:
    121
    Hits:
    1873
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    A mini-series made up of short vignettes which display where various scenes from Episodes IV - VI could have gone horribly wrong.

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    English
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    8,305
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    471
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    Pennywise attacks Eddie Kaspbrak in the Neibolt House. Richie is there for back up.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    English
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    235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    630
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    The hospital was a buzzing place of insanity and death. Raptor’s sure that she’ll die any moment in here. Might as well make the moment last.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    73
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    Buffy Summer and John Grimm, adrift in space until a certain Furyan enters stage left, blades swinging.

    (My first triple crossover. I'm so proud.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    466
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    “What were you doing at my house in pajamas this morning?” Shiro groans.

    “Oh, uh…” Matt stammers, “Y-your boss called me? You didn’t show up to work, and she was worried. And then I got worried, because… your texts last night were a little scary to begin with, but then you didn’t show up to work? Anyways, I drove over to check on you, and your door was unlocked, so…” he gestures vaguely.

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    English
    Words:
    8,281
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1785
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    Nolan had never given much thought to what the Grim Reaper would look like, but he had never expected him to be so...small.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,360
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    497
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    What's she doing there again?
    Or, two Reavers get creative and there is torture and bad puns.
    This is terrible on too many levels to count, don't say I didn't warn you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    An old legend, regarding a dragon's cult in the hissing wastes. It unsettled the villagers in the adjacent area and so the Inquisitor promised to help. However, instead of going herself - she tasked her Ex-Lover, the Commander of the Inquisition with it.
    Eager to get away from the woman who crushed his dreams by persuading him to take Lyrium again, Cullen sets out to find the truth behind the legend. Accompanied by his two most trusted men, Rylen and Delrin, he leaves Skyhold in the wee hours of the morning.

    Everything goes just as planned... till one night, they get ambushed and overpowered.

    Now they have to decide... Fuck for your life... or fuck and create Life.

     

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,882
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    578

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