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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

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    22 Jul 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Zoe is on a date.

    With a boy.

    This is concerning.

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    22 Jul 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Meet Dean.
    He's late.
    Now meet Castiel.
    Who is the reason Dean is late.
    And is also his boss.
    Castiel is a major jerk.
    Dean really doesn't like him.
    Then why is Dean proposing?
    Wait, what?

     

     

    Castiel rolls his eyes, planting his hands on his hips.
    "Less like you want to stab me with the fucking pencil," Castiel smirks, shedding the infuriatingly hot suit jacket.
    The silk shirt feels much cooler now.
    "Fine, Castiel, oh the light of my life, my honey cream pie of joy and happiness, will you marry me?" Dean barely finishes without looking like he's holding back physical pain.

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    22 Jul 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    What happens on Tumblr doesn't always stay on Tumblr.

    The best (the worst) of velvetcadence's crack ficlets.

    15: Charles is a Duck
    16: Bottle Ships It

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    16/?
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    22 Jul 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    The one where Harry runs an organic free range chicken farm!

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    22 Jul 2014

  6. Public Bookmark 23

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    He was beautiful. Beautiful in every single way. And I wasn't. I wasn't beautiful at all. But a guy can dream right? Well there's no crime in only looking. He'd never look my way. He'd never know I'm even alive. Because I knew that no one would ever come to love me. And honestly I was okay with that.

    Eren has been chubby or considered mostly fat almost his whole life. He tried relentlessly to change but realized this was who he was and will always be. He new he would never find anyone to love so on forth he continues his life. A life as an otaku with his only two friends and his mother at his side.

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    23 Jul 2014

  7. Public Bookmark 2

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    Goofy little story based off 'balloon debates'. The premise is simple: the hot air balloon is sinking, someone needs to be thrown overboard to save the others, and you have to argue why you're worth keeping on board. Usually people in the balloon argue this as a famous person: actors, inventors etc. I've changed this to fit Dragon Age, so it will be on a boat and somebody will have to walk the plank. Includes the whole DA2 cast. Posted on Ff.net too.

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    22 Jul 2014

  8. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Clinton Francis Barton,” the god says, with a grin that has far too many teeth for his peace of mind, and he really, really doesn’t like where this is going. “It is my wish to court you for your hand in the brotherly art of Midgardian friendship."

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    22 Jul 2014

  9. Public Bookmark 40

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    Bilbo is sick and exhausted when he realizes he lost his shoe and several other important things.

    Thorin realizes he found the one being he thought he had lost forever the day the dragon came.

     

    In which Bilbo is the reincarnation of Thorin's deceased wife.

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    22 Jul 2014

  10. Rec 4

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    The actions of Earth are merely a reflection of the actions in Heaven.

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    22 Jul 2014

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    “Derek,” the Sheriff’s voice was amused now. “Getting well-acquainted with my son, were you?”

    “Yes, sir,” Derek said, before his calm mask slipped and his eyes widened in panic as he realized what he had just admitted to. “I mean, no, sir.” The Sheriff raised an eyebrow and Derek looked to Stiles helplessly.

    “He was helping me recover from the run!” Stiles blurted out, wringing his hands out and the Sheriff crossed his arms over his chest, the beginnings of a smile starting to appear on his face.

    “Oh, so he was giving you CPR, is that what that was?”

    Derek choked.

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    22 Jul 2014

  12. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dean finally meets someone who can appreciate his taste in old cars. Things go swimmingly until Castiel shows up with information on their case that launches their companion into battle mode.

    (Or: That time Tony went all Iron Man on Castiel)

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    22 Jul 2014

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    17-year-old Shawn has a fake ID burning a hole in his pocket, a college party to crash, and a mission to stop being the only virgin in his senior class. Unfortunately, there's this big-earred, good-doing grad student by the name of Carlton who catches him in the act. The unfair nature of cosmic humor being what it is, thus begins something that'll come back to haunt them both ten years later -- when an adult Shawn Spencer decides to give psychic investigation a try.

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    22 Jul 2014

  14. Public Bookmark 7

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    Ha, these wolves think they’re so freaking smart. Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift.
    He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. “We’ve talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I’d been indecent? Window etiquette’s totally gone to hell this century.”
    He grins pre-emptively, expecting one of Derek’s barked responses that consist mainly of ‘Shut up Stiles’ and ‘wah wah wah this is why I need you to harbour my hairy –but sexy- werewolf ass now’, they were so witty. Naturally then the dark and silky smooth retort was enough to plant Stiles face first on his floor as he yelped and flailed himself right off his bed .
    “Ooh well I don’t know what sort of sordid affair you have with my nephew but I would’ve thought indecency was kind of the point.”
    - or where Peter climbs through Stiles window one night: banter and hilarity ensues.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    22 Jul 2014

  15. Public Bookmark 30

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    22 Jul 2014

  16. Public Bookmark 34

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    (I've not seen past Season 6 yet so dw about spoilers and stuff)

    Dean is a midwife at the hospital, his dream job. He's never felt the need for an alpha, worming his way through life on suppressants. He doesn't need someone to come in and claim him, so he was never interested in mating.

    But then he meets Castiel at the Roadhouse one night while he's filling in for Sam. Is Cas just another knothead alpha looking for anything that can produce slick, or does he actually care as much as he says?

    Language:
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    22 Jul 2014

  17. Public Bookmark 53

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    What if they both fell?

    This series has a theme song now~ ; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUTOyuAeDss

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    22 Jul 2014

  18. Public Bookmark 34

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    (I've not seen past Season 6 yet so dw about spoilers and stuff)

    Dean is a midwife at the hospital, his dream job. He's never felt the need for an alpha, worming his way through life on suppressants. He doesn't need someone to come in and claim him, so he was never interested in mating.

    But then he meets Castiel at the Roadhouse one night while he's filling in for Sam. Is Cas just another knothead alpha looking for anything that can produce slick, or does he actually care as much as he says?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    207
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    34
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    2577

    22 Jul 2014

  19. Public Bookmark 34

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    (I've not seen past Season 6 yet so dw about spoilers and stuff)

    Dean is a midwife at the hospital, his dream job. He's never felt the need for an alpha, worming his way through life on suppressants. He doesn't need someone to come in and claim him, so he was never interested in mating.

    But then he meets Castiel at the Roadhouse one night while he's filling in for Sam. Is Cas just another knothead alpha looking for anything that can produce slick, or does he actually care as much as he says?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    207
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    22 Jul 2014

  20. Public Bookmark 34

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    (I've not seen past Season 6 yet so dw about spoilers and stuff)

    Dean is a midwife at the hospital, his dream job. He's never felt the need for an alpha, worming his way through life on suppressants. He doesn't need someone to come in and claim him, so he was never interested in mating.

    But then he meets Castiel at the Roadhouse one night while he's filling in for Sam. Is Cas just another knothead alpha looking for anything that can produce slick, or does he actually care as much as he says?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,382
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2577

    22 Jul 2014

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