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    Stiles doesn’t ask Derek about the others. Doesn’t ask him about Malia or Liam or Kira or Lydia. Doesn’t ask him about Scott, because she’s pretty fucking sure that if any of them had made it, it wouldn’t have been Derek climbing through her window. At least not alone. It would have been Scott. If Scott had lived, he would have come for her. Always.

    “I’m with you until the end of the line,” Scott had whispered to her temple the last time she’d gotten herself into the middle of their werewolf shit. She’d been tacky with blood and hurting everywhere, but his words had made shriek with laughter and bump their shoulders together anyway, gasping, “Don’t quote Captain America at me right now, you enormous asshole, laughing hurts!”

    Well, look at that, she thinks, watching the world spin by outside Derek’s SUV.

    End of the line.

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    Dean wakes to find an incubus in his kitchen. Next thing he knows Castiel is there and things are getting heated... could it be connected?

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    The Each Uisge and the Glashtyn – predatory waterhorses with a penchant for eating humans. But in the fae world they’re known as Augus and Ash, two brothers entangled in each other’s lives despite not seeing each other often since Ash moved out. When Ash visits Augus at his lake one day, looking for some company, he sees something he can’t forget. It launches an obsession that ends up having serious consequences for the both of them.

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    “Welcome back bitch.” the fucker leers at him as he slaps Stiles's soft cock and fucks back into him. “We have a small surprise for you, and I'm sure you are going to love it.”

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    “Mr Holmes, I'm not in the habit of approaching . . . consultants. But you are correct. I have great faith in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. And until recently, I also had faith in the rule of law. Only the second one has wavered. Three years ago my fiancé, Sgt. Neil Howie of the West Highlands Constabulary, went to investigate an anonymous report of a missing child in a remote place called Summerisle. He never communicated with me while he was there, and he never returned.”

    Summerisle is not a welcoming place to visitors, but it shows its best face at May Day. For ulterior motives.

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    Now featuring The Straw Man Fallacy Fanmix!

    Two hours of mood-setting folk, folk-rock, and metal arranged to loosely follow and build on the original soundtrack of The Wicker Man. (Also includes much incidental music straight from the film.)

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    Harry thought he was guarding Malfoy and Snape from the last of the Death Eaters. He didn't think it was going to end up with all of them being kidnapped and subjected to fuck or die magic.

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    Romilda loses herself in a vivid daydream charm featuring a dashing and heroic Harry Potter, but she finds herself rudely awakened.

    Warning: Ridiculous, made-up, healing sex magic; Harlequin-esque descriptions of sexy times; and general crackiness (as that's where daydreams often venture ... )

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    This is the sequel to For His Own Good that I promised.

    After Ellicottville, John and Dean continue hunting together and take on a powerful witch who takes issue with John's apparent lack of empathy for her desire to keep the 'love of a lifetime' alive at any cost.

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    Naruto successfully defeated Pain and has finally won the day, gaining the approval of his peers and the adoration of Konoha. But in all the excitement, he's forgotten something important – someone important. Someone who had sacrificed everything for him and then simply watched from the sidelines with a smile on her face.

    Not realizing he's forgotten anything, Naruto thinks everything is fine until the Kyūbi talks to him again for first time since the battle where it almost got free. But instead of just threatening death and destruction, the Kyūbi claims they are deathly sick. The only cure is not something Naruto is comfortable with at all: as much sex as possible in the next seven days, with all the kunoichi they can find to help him. With the last expert on the seal, Jiraiya, dead and the best medic in the world, Tsunade, still in a coma, Naruto doesn't have many options. Will he remember what he's forgotten in time to avoid dying along with the Nine-Tails, possibly taking the entire village with them?

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    Phil is one successful op away from becoming a full SHIELD agent when he accepts an assignment to infiltrate a gang connected to a known gun runner. He doesn't expect proving his false loyalty to be so difficult or to be thrown into a cell with an omega in the throes of a heat.

    Neither of them are prepared for how this encounter will forever change the course of their lives.

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    “I see you noticed, too.” Deaton’s voice came from behind him.

    Derek turned, “What’s wrong with him? Why isn’t he getting any better? It’s been almost four days since we killed that thing.”

    “If you had killed it in time, he would be getting better, but it seems the nogitsune was in him too long. The damage can’t be healed. Scott needs to turn him soon if he doesn’t want to bury another one of his friends.”

    “He’s too much of a mess to pull his head out of his ass and see that something is wrong with Stiles. Stiles is going to die before Scott even notices he’s sick. You can’t do anything for him?”

    “I’m afraid he’s past my help, but if Scott doesn’t turn Stiles soon, you may have to.” Deaton gave Derek a knowing look.

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    Mainio was far too tired to come up with lies. "I've followed you across six galaxies, been dishonorably discharged, broken at least nine treaties, and been in more compromising situations than I want to remember." He stopped to take a deep breath. "What about all of that makes you think I'll ever stop chasing you?"

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    The lights dim. The Imperial anthem comes on. The video screen lights up with the title of the cinematic masterpiece you're about to be subjected to: An Adolescent's Guide to Correct Pailing Procedure, Featuring Anatomical Diagrams of External Genitalia, Three-Dimensional Modeling Simulations of the Interior Workings of a Successful Coupling, and a Live Demonstration of Appropriate Technique by Two Patriotic Volunteers.

    It isn't any better this time than it was when you watched it in the privacy of your own hive.

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    It's drone season come again, and considering the number of sweeps Bro and Cronus have been matesprit-hitched for, they might as well just whip off their pants and perform the copulation rites. Bro has better ideas. If they're going to have a voyeuristic third in the respite block once a rotation, he thinks they might as well make a show of it.

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    Rosalee goes into heat and needs Monroe to fulfill her biological imperative.
    Smut, language, and playing fast and loose with Wesen biology and lore.

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    Trapped in hazardous conditions, Felicity and Oliver have to find a way to keep warm, but unfortunately cross the boundaries of their friendship to do so.

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    Prompt 8: Sex Pollen AU

    Dean didn’t even look at him. He dropped his bag halfway into the bunker, and Castiel noticed belatedly that Dean was heading in his direction. Had he done something? The Angel didn’t remember committing a slip of any kind, but Dean seemed angry with him, as if he were the cause of – and also the solution to – all of his problems.

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    The deal had been simple. Screw or die.

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    Vaas captured him, again, but unlike the previous times, he had different plans for Jason

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    The heart rate in the hall skyrocketed and Kate reached forward to manhandle a shivering figure into the room.

     

    Fucking hell. Stiles.

     

    AU of Derek’s interrogation at the hands of Kate Argent. Spoilers through end of season 1.

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