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    A late night conversation with Scott about some very personal issues leads to a trip to the local vet and a terrifying diagnosis - Heat. More specifically, werewolf pack heat. Werewolf pack heat with Stiles in the middle. Sure, he might be flattered that the pack bonds are his to protect, but he didn't sign up to be the sex toy of every beta in the pack.

    The things he does for his friends. Seriously, how was this his life?

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    This was not supposed to happen. Just as Dean had everything he could wish for, he gets unexpected alpha roommate, some rich spoiled kid called Castiel Novak. Thanks to their rough start and mutual dislike, they do everything in their power to get rid off each other. Until one of them eventually goes too far and makes deal with Crowley to break other alpha once and for all. Realizing his mistake, Castiel tries to do his best to make it undone, but damage is already made. As Dean Winchester's life crumbles to pieces around him, Castiel will make every effort to save him, or if necessary fall down with him.

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    When Merlin reveals his magic and then gets cursed in an attempt to save Arthur, he runs away - the idiot. To find him, Arthur has no choice but to take up with an unlikely ally. But to save him, he not only has to face and understand what Merlin really means to him, he has to get Merlin to believe him, too.

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    Sherlock is kidnapped by Moriarty and John is given a choice: rape Sherlock, or let Moriarty rape him.

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    (read this in the movie announcer voice)
    In a world. Where angels. And demons. Secretly coexist with humans. Accidents. Don't always happen accidentally.

    Dean Winchester was looking forward to his last year of high school when he found himself invited to a party being thrown by kids from the private school in town. A chance encounter with a pretty girl makes him the target of a jealous would be boyfriend but a cursed rabbit's foot turns what should have been a lethal encounter into the surprise of a life time.

    Castiel expected to slip through his last year in private school quietly, like all his previous years of high school, but when he's invited to a house party and runs into a nameless omega his life takes a wild turn. He wakes up the next morning to discover he's half bonded to his soul mate and only has five days left to find them before his time runs out. There's just one problem he doesn't even know their name.

    This Fall worlds collide in an epic Cinderella story: You're Not The One I Was Looking For.

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    Sollux takes Terezi to see Porrim, who is to help her through her heat cycle. Sollux asks Kankri some rather personal questions, and he exchanges slight and completely accidental black flirtations with Cronus, which Cronus reacts badly to because he is happily taken. They are having dinner, but when Karkat is brought up, Sollux leaves the table. It might get pretty dark though, when Sollux locks himself in the bathroom after dinner... I'm not saying anything will happen though, specifically because I haven't written that part yet :P It won't be anything too bad, though. This isn't meant to be a dark sad, unhappy, tragic etc fic. But I can't help myself sometimes because I'm just a dark writer. XD

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    "Okay. Really, Hunter? How is this remotely funny?"

    Hunter only looks slightly mollified under the scrutiny of the rest of the team.

    "Seriously, is no one else making this connection? It's obviously sex pollen - look at the evidence! First, it's killer pollen. That's super weird, but then you have to look at the fact that the only exposure survivors had sex and - WOW! - they are fine. Thirdly, those that didn't survive exhibited classic sex pollen symptoms. All that was left of them? Dried out husks filled to the brim with untapped hormones. I mean - don't any of you read?

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    The Enterprise is on its way to bring Khan to a prison planet. Spock however is having some other things on his mind; his first Pon Farr.

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    John annoys Sherlock by blaming him for his (John's) disastrous sex life while ridiculing his (Sherlock's) non-existent one. In order to shut John up for good, Sherlock decides to fabricate a very much existent sex life for himself.

    The plan backfires horribly, of course.

    EDIT: now betaed by the lovely sideris whom I love and adore! :)

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    John and Dean get cursed by a witch. They have one week to find the person they love the most and have sex. Dean gets drugged to help the cause.

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    Podfic of Choice and Consent

    It all clicks into place then. The sticky burnt sugar smell, the sweat, the way Chris' entire body keeps straining forward like he wants to launch himself off the door. How his eyes have settled with laser like precision on the curve of Peter's neck and how Peter can suddenly scent drowning waves of lust rolling off of him, completely unchecked. He carefully sets his wine glass down on the entry way table and takes a step back.

    “You got hit,” he breathes. “Chris Argent got hit with a damiana interitio bomb.”

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    Billy went semi-Demiurge, but it wasn't enough.

    Now he's trapped in Mother's nothing-dimension waiting for her to devour his magic and end the story of Billy Kaplan. This time, the scheming god of mischief can't come to his rescue- because Loki's right there in the cell with him.

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    I couldn't resist the "shag or die" trope and neither could they.

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    "Or we can socialize like adults," said Dr. Lecter. "Or do you believe that Alphas and Omegas can't be friends?"

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    Dean gets an opportunity to permanently seal off Earth from unwanted demonic and angelic visitations. Humans can still go upstairs (or downstairs), but Heaven and Hell will no longer be able to use Earth as a battleground. Great!
    But there's a catch. The ring used in the spell needs to be 'charged' by visiting each of the Lower 48 states, and spending a night sleeping in each state with the person who was with him when he found the ring. A certain trench-coated angel, who Dean most definitely does not have a thing for. Absolutely, definitely not.
    Um......

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    Tony gets a cursed place upon him; he must have sex in the next 24 hours or he dies. The only catch? The person he has sex with must be a virgin.

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    Dean sits up, wincing at the ache in his groin, and rubs his eyes. There's a dark-haired woman in a flowy white dress standing at the foot of his bed, and she's got Sam with her, duct tape over his mouth. She’s holding his wrist in what must be an iron grip, judging by his fruitless struggle, and on her other side, likewise restrained—"Cas? Hey, what's going on? Who the hell are you?"

    She curves berry-red lips into a smirk. "My name is Erato," she says. "You killed my sister."

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    Soulless!Sam has nothing holding him back from taking advantage of Dean’s fuck or die curse.

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    Clint didn’t even know why he kept hoping for some spark of humanity in his captors. Anybody who would kidnap and breed omegas and then sell the resulting children obviously didn’t have a soul. He promised himself he would see them in hell. He was going to send them there himself.

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    The Doctor is sick and Clara has to try to save him.

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