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    John and Dean get cursed by a witch. They have one week to find the person they love the most and have sex.

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    Podfic of Choice and Consent

    It all clicks into place then. The sticky burnt sugar smell, the sweat, the way Chris' entire body keeps straining forward like he wants to launch himself off the door. How his eyes have settled with laser like precision on the curve of Peter's neck and how Peter can suddenly scent drowning waves of lust rolling off of him, completely unchecked. He carefully sets his wine glass down on the entry way table and takes a step back.

    “You got hit,” he breathes. “Chris Argent got hit with a damiana interitio bomb.”

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    The Enterprise is on its way to bring Khan to a prison planet. Spock however is having some other things on his mind; his first Pon Farr.

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    Billy went semi-Demiurge, but it wasn't enough.

    Now he's trapped in Mother's nothing-dimension waiting for her to devour his magic and end the story of Billy Kaplan. This time, the scheming god of mischief can't come to his rescue- because Loki's right there in the cell with him.

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    I couldn't resist the "shag or die" trope and neither could they.

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    "Okay. Really, Hunter? How is this remotely funny?"

    Hunter only looks slightly mollified under the scrutiny of the rest of the team.

    "Seriously, is no one else making this connection? It's obviously sex pollen - look at the evidence! First, it's killer pollen. That's super weird, but then you have to look at the fact that the only exposure survivors had sex and - WOW! - they are fine. Thirdly, those that didn't survive exhibited classic sex pollen symptoms. All that was left of them? Dried out husks filled to the brim with untapped hormones. I mean - don't any of you read?

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    "Or we can socialize like adults," said Dr. Lecter. "Or do you believe that Alphas and Omegas can't be friends?"

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    Dean gets an opportunity to permanently seal off Earth from unwanted demonic and angelic visitations. Humans can still go upstairs (or downstairs), but Heaven and Hell will no longer be able to use Earth as a battleground. Great!
    But there's a catch. The ring used in the spell needs to be 'charged' by visiting each of the Lower 48 states, and spending a night sleeping in each state with the person who was with him when he found the ring. A certain trench-coated angel, who Dean most definitely does not have a thing for. Absolutely, definitely not.
    Um......

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    Tony gets a cursed place upon him; he must have sex in the next 24 hours or he dies. The only catch? The person he has sex with must be a virgin.

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    (read this in the movie announcer voice)
    In a world. Where angels. And demons. Secretly coexist with humans. Accidents. Don't always happen accidentally.

    Dean Winchester was looking forward to his last year of high school when he found himself invited to a party being thrown by kids from the private school in town. A chance encounter with a pretty girl makes him the target of a jealous would be boyfriend but a cursed rabbit's foot turns what should have been a lethal encounter into the surprise of a life time.

    Castiel expected to slip through his last year in private school quietly, like all his previous years of high school, but when he's invited to a house party and runs into a nameless omega his life takes a wild turn. He wakes up the next morning to discover he's half bonded to his soul mate and only has five days left to find them before his time runs out. There's just one problem he doesn't even know their name.

    This Fall worlds collide in an epic Cinderella story: You're Not The One I Was Looking For.

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    Dean sits up, wincing at the ache in his groin, and rubs his eyes. There's a dark-haired woman in a flowy white dress standing at the foot of his bed, and she's got Sam with her, duct tape over his mouth. She’s holding his wrist in what must be an iron grip, judging by his fruitless struggle, and on her other side, likewise restrained—"Cas? Hey, what's going on? Who the hell are you?"

    She curves berry-red lips into a smirk. "My name is Erato," she says. "You killed my sister."

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    Soulless!Sam has nothing holding him back from taking advantage of Dean’s fuck or die curse.

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    Clint didn’t even know why he kept hoping for some spark of humanity in his captors. Anybody who would kidnap and breed omegas and then sell the resulting children obviously didn’t have a soul. He promised himself he would see them in hell. He was going to send them there himself.

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    The Doctor is sick and Clara has to try to save him.

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    Ichabod and Abbie investigate a haunted house. Smut ensues.

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    Nick Hawley's life has always been a little strange, given his line of work, but since coming to Sleepy Hollow it's just been one bizarre disaster after another. Pied Pipers, Weeping Ladies, Wendigos, and now?

    Now the seven fucking deadly sins.

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    Lucifer has captured both Dean and Castiel. He's going to have some fun with them, the dirty kind.

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    For this prompt in the Hydra Trash Party:

    WS is used as a reward for hydra operatives. Pierce's favorites are treated to alone time in a private room with a Winter Soldier who's been ordered to please and obey.

    Rumlow doesn't know what he's in for his first time but he soon gets the idea when WS starts trying to get his pants off. and this isn't the sort of "reward" he signed up for so he orders WS away for the duration they're stuck in the room together.

    afterwards Rumlow of course pretends like nothing's amiss - wouldn't want to seem ungrateful to hydra - and as this happens again and again WS goes from being confused to grateful, with him and Rumlow gradually building if not actual trust, a kind of rapport.

    until Pierce finds out. and orders one to rape the other while he watches.

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    Naruto successfully defeated Pain and has finally won the day, gaining the approval of his peers and the adoration of Konoha. But in all the excitement, he's forgotten something important – someone important. Someone who had sacrificed everything for him and then simply watched from the sidelines with a smile on her face.

    Not realizing he's forgotten anything, Naruto thinks everything is fine until the Kyūbi talks to him again for first time since the battle where it almost got free. But instead of just threatening death and destruction, the Kyūbi claims they are deathly sick. The only cure is not something Naruto is comfortable with at all: as much sex as possible in the next seven days, with all the kunoichi they can find to help him. With the last expert on the seal, Jiraiya, dead and the best medic in the world, Tsunade, still in a coma, Naruto doesn't have many options. Will he remember what he's forgotten in time to avoid dying along with the Nine-Tails, possibly taking the entire village with them?

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    Given a choice between Sherlock's life or further desecrating his already tarnished psyche, John knows it's not much of a decision.

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