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    Written for this prompt on the kinkmeme - back when Bernard thought he was gay, they used to hook up (usually when Bernard was drunk and Sherlock was high). Bernard fell hard for Sherlock. Sadly, Sherlock didn't return the feeling.

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    Fran is hurt. Manny and Bernard rescue her. Hijinks ensue.

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    Fran seeks entertainment at the shop on a hot Summer day. The threat of Dave's Syndrome returns!

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    Bernard's past catches up with him - by owl post.

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    Bernard returned to the front of the shop. He scowled his face. "This isn't the first time you've locked a priest in the cupboard, is it?"

    Manny quibbled. "I've told you already, the cold cupboard full of cured meats and yoghurt is called a fridge."

    They both looked at the camera.

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    Bernard Black returns from an epic journey to find that his wife, Fran, has decided to try and remarry in his absence. Crack!fic. Also serves as an AU source for Fran's own alcoholism. Consider it a bizarre origin story.

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    Семейные разборки Холмсов. Начинаются с выдирания волос...

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    Фран, Мэнни и Бернард заглядывают на Бейкер-стрит, чтобы извиниться.

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    Half Ten! Half ten! I've never been up at half ten. What happens? Have you ever bought a book...at half ten in the morning?

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    Manny really ought to have thought this through ...

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    The bookshop gets an unusual visitor. (A crossover in two parts.)

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    Bernard has many rules that he lives by, but unfortunately for the sake of his quiet Sunday afternoon, 'don't follow fairies into magical lands' isn't one of them.

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    Fran's got a new neighbor.

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    In which not a single ghost appears.

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    Fran and Bernard are suffering a painful morning after...but what happened the night before?

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    Manny decides to celebrate Thanksgiving. It goes wrong, of course.

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    “You don’t think…could Twilight actually be rotting their brains? Literally?”

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    Forty years, two people, two hundred and eight bottles of wine, ONE DAY...

    17th March, 1996. Bernard Black and Fran Katzenjammer meet for the first time on St Patrick's Day - on the run from a ghastly Irish theme pub. The next day they don't quite manage to go their separate ways.

    So where will they be on this one day next year? And the year after that? And every year which follows?

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    In which Black Books gets festive, everyone gets drunk, and Manny gets Snowman's Nipple.

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