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    There's an apocalypse on the way, and the shop is taking the brunt

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    "Graaaurgh!"

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    Бернард для Шерлока как старший брат, о котором он всегда мечтал.
    - Вообще-то у тебя есть Майкрофт, – замечает Блэк, поднимая глаза от книжки, а Шерлок раздраженно дергает подбородком:
    - Лучше бы его не было.

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    It's almost Bernard's birthday!

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    Based on the thoughtful suggestions from the lovely friends of textsfromblackbooks.tumblr.com.

    Bernard, Manny, and Fran exchange gifts. Or at least they try to.

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    Will the future of reading belong to CD-ROMs? Probably not, but they do provide a truly immersive reading experience.

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    The bookshop is troubled by unwholesome spirits.

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    At the back of the shop, on a dusty shelf, there is a book whose spine bears the word Necronomicon.

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    Bernard goes for a quiet drink and makes a new friend.

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    It's bad enough when Bernard runs out of wine, it's even worse when your two friends are the only spirits in the place.

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    It's time to clean the kitchen. Possibly. No one is really quite sure, but there is alcohol involved. Mostly just an excuse to write something utterly pointless with ridiculousness.

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    Written for this prompt on the kinkmeme - back when Bernard thought he was gay, they used to hook up (usually when Bernard was drunk and Sherlock was high). Bernard fell hard for Sherlock. Sadly, Sherlock didn't return the feeling.

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    Fran is hurt. Manny and Bernard rescue her. Hijinks ensue.

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    Fran seeks entertainment at the shop on a hot Summer day. The threat of Dave's Syndrome returns!

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    Bernard's past catches up with him - by owl post.

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    Bernard returned to the front of the shop. He scowled his face. "This isn't the first time you've locked a priest in the cupboard, is it?"

    Manny quibbled. "I've told you already, the cold cupboard full of cured meats and yoghurt is called a fridge."

    They both looked at the camera.

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    Bernard Black returns from an epic journey to find that his wife, Fran, has decided to try and remarry in his absence. Crack!fic. Also serves as an AU source for Fran's own alcoholism. Consider it a bizarre origin story.

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    Half Ten! Half ten! I've never been up at half ten. What happens? Have you ever bought a book...at half ten in the morning?

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    Manny really ought to have thought this through ...

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